John Cleese quotes in movies
King Gristle Sr.
Trolls
King
Shrek 2
Nearly Headless Nick
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone
Nearly Headless Nick
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
King
Shrek the Third
King
Shrek Forever After
Second Swallow-Savvy Guard
Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Professor Waldman
Mary Shelley's Frankenstein
Professor Barnhardt
The Day the Earth Stood Still
Announcer
And Now for Something Completely...
Archie Leach
A Fish Called Wanda
Waiter
Stranger Than Fiction
Sheriff Langston
Silverado
Narrator
Winnie the Pooh
Robin Hood
Time Bandits
Samuel the Sheep
Charlotte's Web
Jean-Bob
The Swan Princess
Rollo Lee
Fierce Creatures
R
The World Is Not Enough
Donald P. Sinclair
Rat Race
Halfdan the Black
Erik the Viking
Grizzled Sergeant
Around the World in 80 Days
An Ape Named 'Ape'
George of the Jungle
Bartender
The Big Picture
Director in Sotheby's
The Magic Christian
Professor Kipple
Planet 51
Otto Von Walrus
Arctic Dogs
Fairy Godmother
Charming
Chief Alien
Absolutely Anything
Bulldog
Planes
Narrator
The Big Year
Dreyfus
The Pink Panther 2
Mr. Munday
Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle
Q
Die Another Day
Dr. Plumford
The Jungle Book
Brian Stimpson
Clockwise
Fish #2
The Meaning of Life
Bridwell
Clifford the Big Red Dog
Charles Merchant
Scorched
James
The Adventures of Pluto Nash
Neville
The Great Muppet Caper
The Guv - Mr. Edly
Spud
Dr. Primkin
Man About Town
Wise Man #1
Life of Brian
Mercury
Valiant
Cat R. Waul
An American Tail: Fievel Goes West
Jones
The Best House in London
Raoul P. Shadgrind
Splitting Heirs
General Eeder
Albion: The Enchanted Stallion
Mr. Mersault
The Out of Towners
Dr. Glickenstein
Igor
Blind Pew
Yellowbeard
John Christmas
Father Christmas Is Back
Neighbour
Last of the Summer Wine
Dr. Liam Neesam
3rd Rock from the Sun
Self - Special Guest Star
The Muppet Show
Various Characters
At Last the 1948 Show
Announcer
Monty Python's Flying Circus
Adelaide
Over the Garden Wall
Lacrobat
Whoops Apocalypse
Basil Fawlty
Fawlty Towers
Martin
Speechless
John
The Very Excellent Mr. Dundee
Archie Vainglorious
Rally Road Racers
Self - Monty Python
An Accidental Studio
Mr Toad's Lawyer
Mr Toad's Wild Ride
First Barber
Monty Python Live at the Hollywood Bowl
Arthur William Dallas III
The Palace
Clips with John Cleese
Time Bandits
00:15
And you're a robber too
Time Bandits
00:26
Crikey I mean I've been in robbing for years
Time Bandits
00:21
The poor are going to be absolutely thrilled
Time Bandits
00:17
The poor are going to be
Time Bandits
00:22
What did he say
Time Bandits
00:33
Oh I'd like to stay
The Great Muppet Caper
00:15
What would you buy if you were bored
Whoops Apocalypse
S01 • E03
00:10
Oh yes governments toppled hundreds installed arms smuggled
Whoops Apocalypse
S01 • E03
00:08
Oh no officer This isn't pornography
Whoops Apocalypse
S01 • E05
00:18
You say you Bury members of the entertainment profession
The Meaning of Life
00:28
Hey look
The Meaning of Life
00:10
They haven't said much about the meaning of life so far...
Silverado
00:31
What's all this then
Silverado
00:35
I wanted a drink and a bed
Silverado
00:36
Now let's talk about you chaps
Silverado
00:33
All I did was kiss a girl
Silverado
00:16
Blind Pete always said you'd hang
Silverado
00:26
That them shooting No it's coming from those rocks
Clockwise
00:06
What's 9 20
Clockwise
00:10
Because the first step to knowing who we are is knowing...
Clockwise
00:20
The speech
Clockwise
00:04
But where is she now
Clockwise
00:05
We don't need a track It's grass Come on
Clockwise
00:17
Know what I'm sittin' on
Clockwise
00:35
Come on Come on Oh for God's sake Turn the record...
Clockwise
00:08
It's not the despair Laura
Clockwise
00:05
Right Eh No no left Left
A Fish Called Wanda
00:34
What the hell are you doing I might ask you the same...
Erik the Viking
00:25
I'm not an unreasonable man
Erik the Viking
00:19
Erik and the men of Ravensfjord are setting off to cross the...
Erik the Viking
00:13
Just cut his hand off
Erik the Viking
00:08
What's the matter
An American Tail: Fievel Goes...
00:07
Jolly jolly good
An American Tail: Fievel Goes...
00:30
Which would you rather have the crouton or the entire Caesar...
An American Tail: Fievel Goes...
00:08
So what do we have here
An American Tail: Fievel Goes...
00:05
Let the saliva flow
An American Tail: Fievel Goes...
00:16
Right I want the subversive
An American Tail: Fievel Goes...
00:15
You put a mouse on the stage
An American Tail: Fievel Goes...
00:17
I have mentioned that I dislike being referred to as...
An American Tail: Fievel Goes...
00:12
Oi Cat R Waul we've come to close you down
An American Tail: Fievel Goes...
00:09
Oh say can you see you're on a mousetrap
Splitting Heirs
00:11
Found the frozen cook yet
Mary Shelley's...
00:36
And that is why the central nervous system
Mary Shelley's...
00:33
Explain yourself Professor I'm sorry
Mary Shelley's...
00:34
Lock the door
Mary Shelley's...
01:26
And I
Mary Shelley's...
00:08
How close did you get professor
Mary Shelley's...
00:44
You're not sticking that in me It's got a pox in...
The Swan Princess
00:50
Friends call me Speed
The Swan Princess
00:36
You are being sneaky again Jean Bob
The Swan Princess
00:07
Why ever I have to do something Quick
The Swan Princess
00:10
I think I pull a muscle
Fierce Creatures
02:10
About some of these sponsorship ideas
Fierce Creatures
00:38
Were you asleep
Fierce Creatures
01:21
Starting with his father's radio stations in New...
Fierce Creatures
00:38
Don't worry about Terry
Fierce Creatures
00:16
It's an anteater
Fierce Creatures
00:09
It's just a Flesh Wound
Fierce Creatures
00:48
What are you doing with that
Fierce Creatures
00:05
Is there a history of insanity in your family
Fierce Creatures
00:13
You didn't kill them
Fierce Creatures
00:50
I think the whole Octopus philosophy is poison
Fierce Creatures
00:09
Why do you work for us Rollo
Fierce Creatures
00:53
This is a wild animal
Fierce Creatures
00:06
I love this zoo
Fierce Creatures
01:00
He decides to keep the zoo open
Fierce Creatures
00:31
You mean he's dead Yes
Fierce Creatures
00:14
You're no son of mine
Fierce Creatures
00:04
The more watertight
Fierce Creatures
00:18
They never noticed