John Cleese quotes in movies

Time Bandits 00:15

And you're a robber too

Time Bandits 00:26

Crikey I mean I've been in robbing for years

Time Bandits 00:21

The poor are going to be absolutely thrilled

Time Bandits 00:17

The poor are going to be

Time Bandits 00:22

What did he say

Time Bandits 00:33

Oh I'd like to stay

The Great Muppet Caper 00:15

What would you buy if you were bored

Whoops Apocalypse S01 • E03 00:10

Oh yes governments toppled hundreds installed arms smuggled

Whoops Apocalypse S01 • E03 00:08

Oh no officer This isn't pornography

Whoops Apocalypse S01 • E05 00:18

You say you Bury members of the entertainment profession

The Meaning of Life 00:28

Hey look

The Meaning of Life 00:10

They haven't said much about the meaning of life so far...

Silverado 00:31

What's all this then

Silverado 00:35

I wanted a drink and a bed

Silverado 00:36

Now let's talk about you chaps

Silverado 00:33

All I did was kiss a girl

Silverado 00:16

Blind Pete always said you'd hang

Silverado 00:26

That them shooting No it's coming from those rocks

Clockwise 00:06

What's 9 20

Clockwise 00:10

Because the first step to knowing who we are is knowing...

Clockwise 00:20

The speech

Clockwise 00:04

But where is she now

Clockwise 00:05

We don't need a track It's grass Come on

Clockwise 00:17

Know what I'm sittin' on

Clockwise 00:35

Come on Come on Oh for God's sake Turn the record...

Clockwise 00:08

It's not the despair Laura

Clockwise 00:05

Right Eh No no left Left

A Fish Called Wanda 00:34

What the hell are you doing I might ask you the same...

Erik the Viking 00:25

I'm not an unreasonable man

Erik the Viking 00:19

Erik and the men of Ravensfjord are setting off to cross the...

Erik the Viking 00:13

Just cut his hand off

Erik the Viking 00:08

What's the matter

An American Tail: Fievel Goes... 00:07

Jolly jolly good

An American Tail: Fievel Goes... 00:30

Which would you rather have the crouton or the entire Caesar...

An American Tail: Fievel Goes... 00:08

So what do we have here

An American Tail: Fievel Goes... 00:05

Let the saliva flow

An American Tail: Fievel Goes... 00:16

Right I want the subversive

An American Tail: Fievel Goes... 00:15

You put a mouse on the stage

An American Tail: Fievel Goes... 00:17

I have mentioned that I dislike being referred to as...

An American Tail: Fievel Goes... 00:12

Oi Cat R Waul we've come to close you down

An American Tail: Fievel Goes... 00:09

Oh say can you see you're on a mousetrap

Splitting Heirs 00:11

Found the frozen cook yet

Mary Shelley's... 00:36

And that is why the central nervous system

Mary Shelley's... 00:33

Explain yourself Professor I'm sorry

Mary Shelley's... 00:34

Lock the door

Mary Shelley's... 01:26

And I

Mary Shelley's... 00:08

How close did you get professor

Mary Shelley's... 00:44

You're not sticking that in me It's got a pox in...

The Swan Princess 00:50

Friends call me Speed

The Swan Princess 00:36

You are being sneaky again Jean Bob

The Swan Princess 00:07

Why ever I have to do something Quick

The Swan Princess 00:10

I think I pull a muscle

Fierce Creatures 02:10

About some of these sponsorship ideas

Fierce Creatures 00:38

Were you asleep

Fierce Creatures 01:21

Starting with his father's radio stations in New...

Fierce Creatures 00:38

Don't worry about Terry

Fierce Creatures 00:16

It's an anteater

Fierce Creatures 00:09

It's just a Flesh Wound

Fierce Creatures 00:48

What are you doing with that

Fierce Creatures 00:05

Is there a history of insanity in your family

Fierce Creatures 00:13

You didn't kill them

Fierce Creatures 00:50

I think the whole Octopus philosophy is poison

Fierce Creatures 00:09

Why do you work for us Rollo

Fierce Creatures 00:53

This is a wild animal

Fierce Creatures 00:06

I love this zoo

Fierce Creatures 01:00

He decides to keep the zoo open

Fierce Creatures 00:31

You mean he's dead Yes

Fierce Creatures 00:14

You're no son of mine

Fierce Creatures 00:04

The more watertight

Fierce Creatures 00:18

They never noticed