John Cleese

John Cleese quotes in movies

King Gristle Sr. Trolls poster Trolls King Shrek 2 poster Shrek 2 Nearly Headless Nick Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone poster Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone Nearly Headless Nick Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets poster Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets King Shrek the Third poster Shrek the Third King Shrek Forever After poster Shrek Forever After Second Swallow-Savvy Guard Monty Python and the Holy Grail poster Monty Python and the Holy Grail Professor Waldman Mary Shelley's Frankenstein poster Mary Shelley's Frankenstein Professor Barnhardt The Day the Earth Stood Still poster The Day the Earth Stood Still Announcer And Now for Something Completely Different poster And Now for Something Completely... Archie Leach A Fish Called Wanda poster A Fish Called Wanda Waiter Stranger Than Fiction poster Stranger Than Fiction Sheriff Langston Silverado poster Silverado Narrator Winnie the Pooh poster Winnie the Pooh Robin Hood Time Bandits poster Time Bandits Samuel the Sheep Charlotte's Web poster Charlotte's Web Jean-Bob The Swan Princess poster The Swan Princess Rollo Lee Fierce Creatures poster Fierce Creatures R The World Is Not Enough poster The World Is Not Enough Donald P. Sinclair Rat Race poster Rat Race Halfdan the Black Erik the Viking poster Erik the Viking Grizzled Sergeant Around the World in 80 Days poster Around the World in 80 Days An Ape Named 'Ape' George of the Jungle poster George of the Jungle Bartender The Big Picture poster The Big Picture Director in Sotheby's The Magic Christian poster The Magic Christian Professor Kipple Planet 51 poster Planet 51 Otto Von Walrus Arctic Dogs poster Arctic Dogs Fairy Godmother Charming poster Charming Chief Alien Absolutely Anything poster Absolutely Anything Bulldog Planes poster Planes Narrator The Big Year poster The Big Year Dreyfus The Pink Panther 2 poster The Pink Panther 2 Mr. Munday Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle poster Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle Q Die Another Day poster Die Another Day Dr. Plumford The Jungle Book poster The Jungle Book Brian Stimpson Clockwise poster Clockwise Fish #2 The Meaning of Life poster The Meaning of Life Bridwell Clifford the Big Red Dog poster Clifford the Big Red Dog Charles Merchant Scorched poster Scorched James The Adventures of Pluto Nash poster The Adventures of Pluto Nash Neville The Great Muppet Caper poster The Great Muppet Caper The Guv - Mr. Edly Spud poster Spud Dr. Primkin Man About Town poster Man About Town Wise Man #1 Life of Brian poster Life of Brian Mercury Valiant poster Valiant Cat R. Waul An American Tail: Fievel Goes West poster An American Tail: Fievel Goes West Jones The Best House in London poster The Best House in London Raoul P. Shadgrind Splitting Heirs poster Splitting Heirs General Eeder Albion: The Enchanted Stallion poster Albion: The Enchanted Stallion Mr. Mersault The Out of Towners poster The Out of Towners Dr. Glickenstein Igor poster Igor Blind Pew Yellowbeard poster Yellowbeard John Christmas Father Christmas Is Back poster Father Christmas Is Back Neighbour Last of the Summer Wine poster Last of the Summer Wine Dr. Liam Neesam 3rd Rock from the Sun poster 3rd Rock from the Sun Self - Special Guest Star The Muppet Show poster The Muppet Show Various Characters At Last the 1948 Show poster At Last the 1948 Show Announcer Monty Python's Flying Circus poster Monty Python's Flying Circus Adelaide Over the Garden Wall poster Over the Garden Wall Lacrobat Whoops Apocalypse poster Whoops Apocalypse Basil Fawlty Fawlty Towers poster Fawlty Towers Martin Speechless poster Speechless John The Very Excellent Mr. Dundee poster The Very Excellent Mr. Dundee Archie Vainglorious Rally Road Racers poster Rally Road Racers Self - Monty Python An Accidental Studio poster An Accidental Studio Mr Toad's Lawyer Mr Toad's Wild Ride poster Mr Toad's Wild Ride First Barber Monty Python Live at the Hollywood Bowl poster Monty Python Live at the Hollywood Bowl Arthur William Dallas III The Palace poster The Palace

Clips with John Cleese

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The Out of Towners Are you throwing us out - The Out of Towners 00:06
Are you throwing us out
The Out of Towners How was Monte Carlo - The Out of Towners 00:06
How was Monte Carlo
The Out of Towners And Mrs Wellstone I just love those shoes - The Out of Towners 00:10
And Mrs Wellstone I just love those shoes
The Out of Towners Bad girl - The Out of Towners 00:17
Bad girl
The Out of Towners Ohh All right all right - The Out of Towners 00:23
Ohh All right all right
The Out of Towners Mrs Clark let me explain - The Out of Towners 00:12
Mrs Clark let me explain
The Out of Towners Do you know what your problem is - The Out of Towners 01:34
Do you know what your problem is
The Out of Towners But of course Such a good idea - The Out of Towners 00:07
But of course Such a good idea
The Out of Towners Isn't the theater magical What - The Out of Towners 00:09
Isn't the theater magical What
The World Is Not Enough If you're Q does that make him RYes the legendary 007 witOr at least half of it - The World Is Not Enough 00:11
If you're Q does that make him RYes the legendary 007...
The World Is Not Enough As I was saying the very latest in interception countermeasuresTitanium armor a multitasking heads up displayand six beverage cup holdersAll in all rather stockedFully loaded I think is the termI thinkYou're not here to think You're here to do what I tell - The World Is Not Enough 00:23
As I was saying the very latest in interception...
The World Is Not Enough TANNER He was operating in Moscow in 1996Pyongyang North Korea before thatAnd he's been spotted in Afghanistan Bosnia Iraq IranBeirut and CambodiaAll the romantic vacation spots - The World Is Not Enough 00:16
TANNER He was operating in Moscow in 1996Pyongyang North...
The World Is Not Enough TANNER His only goal is chaos - The World Is Not Enough 00:04
TANNER His only goal is chaos
The World Is Not Enough M: Do we have the range of Renard's plane? - The World Is Not Enough 00:16
M: Do we have the range of Renard's plane?
The Adventures of Pluto Nash Obviously you did something stupid - The Adventures of Pluto Nash 00:05
Obviously you did something stupid
Die Another Day Forgive my mentioning it 007 but a perfect marksmanisn't really supposed to shoot his own bossCheck the replayYou'll find he's dead and she's only got a flesh woundThere's always an excuse isn't there double 0 zero - Die Another Day 00:20
Forgive my mentioning it 007 but a perfect...
Die Another Day Give me the old firing range any day QuartermasterYes but it's called the future so get used to it - Die Another Day 00:08
Give me the old firing range any day QuartermasterYes but...
Die Another Day So this is where they keep the old relics then ehI'll have you know this is where our most cutting edge technology is developedPoint taken Must you touch everythingDoes this still workNow look So where is this cutting edge stuffI'm trying to get to it - Die Another Day 00:27
So this is where they keep the old relics then ehI'll...
Die Another Day You know you're cleverer than you lookHmm Still better than looking cleverer than you are Follow me please - Die Another Day 00:07
You know you're cleverer than you lookHmm Still better...
Die Another Day Now a new watch This will be your 20th I believeHow time flies Yes well 007why don't you establish a record by actually returning this one - Die Another Day 00:11
Now a new watch This will be your 20th I believeHow time...
Die Another Day Your new transportation - Die Another Day 00:20
Your new transportation
Die Another Day You must be jokingAs I learned from my predecessor Bond I never joke about my work - Die Another Day 00:07
You must be jokingAs I learned from my predecessor Bond I...
Die Another Day To the casual eye as good as invisible Plus the usual refinements - Die Another Day 00:12
To the casual eye as good as invisible Plus the usual...
Die Another Day You see to the casual eye it's as good as invisiblePlus all the usual refinements ejector seat torpedoestarget seeking shotguns to shoot down mobile objects - Die Another Day 00:12
You see to the casual eye it's as good as invisiblePlus...
Die Another Day Wish I could make you vanish - Die Another Day 00:04
Wish I could make you vanish
Die Another Day James MoneypennyOh JamesMoneypennyI was just testing it outIt's rather hard isn't it Yes Very - Die Another Day 01:15
James MoneypennyOh JamesMoneypennyI was just testing it...
Shrek 2 Look at him - Shrek 2 02:08
Look at him
Shrek 2 Who on earth are they - Shrek 2 00:51
Who on earth are they
Shrek 2 He helped rescue me from the dragon - Shrek 2 00:25
He helped rescue me from the dragon
Shrek 2 Tell us about where you live - Shrek 2 00:48
Tell us about where you live
Shrek 2 So I suppose any grandchildren I could expect from you would be - Shrek 2 00:50
So I suppose any grandchildren I could expect from you would...
Shrek 2 Harold Shrek - Shrek 2 00:09
Harold Shrek
Shrek 2 I knew this would happen - Shrek 2 00:49
I knew this would happen
Shrek 2 Some gender confused WOLF telling him that HIS princess is already married - Shrek 2 00:22
Some gender confused WOLF telling him that HIS princess is...
Shrek 2 You have forced me to do something I really don't want to do - Shrek 2 00:41
You have forced me to do something I really don't want...
Shrek 2 We made a deal Harold I assume you don't want me to go back on my part - Shrek 2 00:22
We made a deal Harold I assume you don't want me to go...
Shrek 2 Excuse me I'm looking for the Ugly Stepsister - Shrek 2 00:36
Excuse me I'm looking for the Ugly Stepsister
Shrek 2 Who dares enter my room - Shrek 2 00:34
Who dares enter my room
Shrek 2 Your majesty - Shrek 2 00:18
Your majesty
Shrek 2 And that's why I have to let her go - Shrek 2 01:20
And that's why I have to let her go
Shrek 2 I mean how charming can I be - Shrek 2 00:50
I mean how charming can I be
Shrek 2 You were supposed to give her the potion - Shrek 2 00:10
You were supposed to give her the potion
Shrek 2 I had hoped you would never see me like this - Shrek 2 01:24
I had hoped you would never see me like this
Shrek 2 I just wish I could be the man you deserve - Shrek 2 00:16
I just wish I could be the man you deserve
Charlie's Angels: Full... So you work with Alex at the hospitalYes Natalie works in the psychiatric wardand DyIan is the head of gynecologyReallySo young I knowWe were just on our way out We have a major procedure coming up soDuty calls Sorry I've got to prepScrub upBye bye ByeSee - Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle 00:45
So you work with Alex at the hospitalYes Natalie works in...
Valiant L'm a vegetarian - Valiant 00:07
L'm a vegetarian
Valiant You want us to pluck out his feathers - Valiant 00:34
You want us to pluck out his feathers
Charlotte's Web Let's not How many times must l tell you - Charlotte's Web 00:11
Let's not How many times must l tell you
Charlotte's Web Hey kid this is a barn We don't play we work - Charlotte's Web 00:17
Hey kid this is a barn We don't play we work
Charlotte's Web Hi there Are you new to the barn I'm Wilbur - Charlotte's Web 00:15
Hi there Are you new to the barn I'm Wilbur
Charlotte's Web Now that is something to follow - Charlotte's Web 00:06
Now that is something to follow
Man About Town It's like hidden gold under a twenty foot pile of horseshit - Man About Town 00:40
It's like hidden gold under a twenty foot pile of...
Man About Town I am here to give you the tools - Man About Town 00:37
I am here to give you the tools
Man About Town I gotta tell you something - Man About Town 00:36
I gotta tell you something
Igor Now to take the old cow for a test drive - Igor 00:27
Now to take the old cow for a test drive
The Pink Panther 2 Clouseau Yes yes - The Pink Panther 2 00:24
Clouseau Yes yes
The Pink Panther 2 Clearly a violation - The Pink Panther 2 00:07
Clearly a violation
The Pink Panther 2 You're so fortunate you never got one Chief Inspector - The Pink Panther 2 01:13
You're so fortunate you never got one Chief Inspector
The Pink Panther 2 Now to business I have been instructed to reassign you - The Pink Panther 2 01:02
Now to business I have been instructed to reassign you
The Pink Panther 2 How did you know that we were being recorded - The Pink Panther 2 00:44
How did you know that we were being recorded
The Pink Panther 2 Now you were saying Inspector - The Pink Panther 2 00:42
Now you were saying Inspector
The Pink Panther 2 You see He has squandered his reputation - The Pink Panther 2 00:33
You see He has squandered his reputation
Shrek Forever After As you can see everything's in orderSo you'll put an end to our daughter's curseAnd in return you sign the kingdom of Far Far Away over to meLillian this is madness What choice do we haveFiona has been locked away in that tower far too longIt's not like - Shrek Forever After 00:39
As you can see everything's in orderSo you'll put...
The Day the Earth Stood Still I have so many questions to ask youIt's BachIt's beautifulSo we're not so different after allI wish that were true - The Day the Earth Stood Still 00:33
I have so many questions to ask youIt's BachIt's...
The Day the Earth Stood Still There must be alternativesYou must have some technology that could solve our problemYour problem is not technologyThe problem is you You lack the will to changeThen help us changeI cannot change your natureYou treat the world as you treat each otherBut - The Day the Earth Stood Still 00:56
There must be alternativesYou must have some technology that...
The Day the Earth Stood Still But it's only on the brink that people find the will to change - The Day the Earth Stood Still 00:07
But it's only on the brink that people find the will to...
Winnie the Pooh It is the room of one young boy in particular named Christopher Robin - Winnie the Pooh 00:35
It is the room of one young boy in particular named...
Winnie the Pooh Narrator As the others searched for a tail - Winnie the Pooh 00:29
Narrator As the others searched for a tail
Winnie the Pooh Narrator Pooh left feeling unsatisfied and a little out of sorts - Winnie the Pooh 00:31
Narrator Pooh left feeling unsatisfied and a little out of...
Winnie the Pooh Narrator Just then Pooh spotted a note - Winnie the Pooh 00:27
Narrator Just then Pooh spotted a note