Clips with John Owens

Scrooge Hellfire and damnation Don't they know I'm trying to run a business here - Scrooge 00:13
Hellfire and damnation Don't they know I'm trying...
Scrooge It's you Merry Christmas God save you - Scrooge 00:54
It's you Merry Christmas God save you
Scrooge And be good enough to leave me alone during business hours - Scrooge 00:42
And be good enough to leave me alone during business hours
Scrooge Excuse me, sir.
But, well, it's 7:00, sir. - Scrooge 00:06
Excuse me, sir. But, well, it's 7:00, sir.
Scrooge Very well take the day Thank you sir - Scrooge 00:25
Very well take the day Thank you sir
Scrooge Fifteen shillings a week a wife and five children still talks of a merry Christmas - Scrooge 00:09
Fifteen shillings a week a wife and five children still...
Scrooge Well my loves which one do you like best eh - Scrooge 00:20
Well my loves which one do you like best eh
Scrooge Uh Mr Scrooge - Scrooge 01:24
Uh Mr Scrooge
Scrooge Scavengers and sycophants And flatterers and fools - Scrooge 00:30
Scavengers and sycophants And flatterers and fools
Scrooge I hate people I loathe people - Scrooge 00:32
I hate people I loathe people
Scrooge Father Christmas Father Christmas - Scrooge 00:51
Father Christmas Father Christmas
Scrooge Hot broth Mr Scrooge - Scrooge 00:27
Hot broth Mr Scrooge
Scrooge On his merry Christmas way - Scrooge 00:08
On his merry Christmas way
Scrooge Merry Christmas guv'nor Merry Christmas - Scrooge 00:06
Merry Christmas guv'nor Merry Christmas
Scrooge [WIND HOWLING] - Scrooge 00:19
[WIND HOWLING]
Scrooge MARLEY:
Scrooge. - Scrooge 00:07
MARLEY: Scrooge.
Scrooge How now. - Scrooge 00:31
How now.
Scrooge Any more than you will ever be rid of yours - Scrooge 01:08
Any more than you will ever be rid of yours
Scrooge See the phantoms Filling the sky around you - Scrooge 00:41
See the phantoms Filling the sky around you
Scrooge It was for pity's sake I came here Pity for you - Scrooge 00:08
It was for pity's sake I came here Pity for you
Scrooge You will be visited by three ghosts - Scrooge 00:09
You will be visited by three ghosts
Scrooge Who are you The spirit whose coming was foretold - Scrooge 00:35
Who are you The spirit whose coming was foretold
Scrooge What a marvellous man What's so marvellous - Scrooge 00:22
What a marvellous man What's so marvellous
Scrooge How shall I ever understand this world - Scrooge 00:12
How shall I ever understand this world
Scrooge And now I can see - Scrooge 00:57
And now I can see
Scrooge GHOST:
Ebenezer Scrooge. - Scrooge 00:19
GHOST: Ebenezer Scrooge.
Scrooge GHOST:
Welcome, Scrooge. - Scrooge 00:06
GHOST: Welcome, Scrooge.
Scrooge Come over here you weird little man - Scrooge 00:58
Come over here you weird little man
Scrooge You're a funny looking creature - Scrooge 00:29
You're a funny looking creature
Scrooge That's all very well for you but not for me I hate life - Scrooge 00:21
That's all very well for you but not for me I hate life
Scrooge What am I doing in a pile of snow in the middle of the night Where are we - Scrooge 00:08
What am I doing in a pile of snow in the middle of the night...
Scrooge I want to look in the window - Scrooge 00:21
I want to look in the window
Scrooge I think Bob Cratchit's really rather fond of me - Scrooge 00:13
I think Bob Cratchit's really rather fond of me
Scrooge And what will become of Tiny Tim - Scrooge 00:41
And what will become of Tiny Tim
Scrooge I've visited you every Christmas for five years - Scrooge 00:55
I've visited you every Christmas for five years
Scrooge Harry I've visited you every Christmas for the past five years - Scrooge 01:19
Harry I've visited you every Christmas for the past...
Scrooge And you nephew if you were in my will I'd disinherit you - Scrooge 00:07
And you nephew if you were in my will I'd disinherit...
Scrooge Yes Scrooge I have brought you home - Scrooge 00:35
Yes Scrooge I have brought you home
Scrooge I must be mad There are no giants There are no ghosts - Scrooge 01:02
I must be mad There are no giants There are no ghosts
Scrooge And show you to your quarters - Scrooge 01:03
And show you to your quarters
Scrooge Watch out for the rats They nibble things - Scrooge 00:06
Watch out for the rats They nibble things
Scrooge I will start anew - Scrooge 00:39
I will start anew
Scrooge I don't know what to do - Scrooge 00:28
I don't know what to do
Scrooge Why? - Scrooge 00:14
Why?
Scrooge You still don't recognise me do you Yes No - Scrooge 00:34
You still don't recognise me do you Yes No
Shanghai Knights Spotted Dick sir WhatSpotted DickCan you believe this guyl'm trying to get something to eatHe's asking me if I got the clap - Shanghai Knights 00:13
Spotted Dick sir WhatSpotted DickCan you believe this...