Clips with John Owens

Scrooge Hellfire and damnation Don't they know I'm trying to run a business here - Scrooge 00:13
Hellfire and damnation Don't they know I'm trying...
Scrooge It's you Merry Christmas God save you - Scrooge 00:54
It's you Merry Christmas God save you
Scrooge And be good enough to leave me alone during business hours - Scrooge 00:42
And be good enough to leave me alone during business hours
Scrooge Excuse me, sir. But, well, it's 7:00, sir. - Scrooge 00:06
Excuse me, sir. But, well, it's 7:00, sir.
Scrooge Very well take the day Thank you sir - Scrooge 00:25
Very well take the day Thank you sir
Scrooge Fifteen shillings a week a wife and five children still talks of a merry Christmas - Scrooge 00:09
Fifteen shillings a week a wife and five children still...
Scrooge Well my loves which one do you like best eh - Scrooge 00:20
Well my loves which one do you like best eh
Scrooge Uh Mr Scrooge - Scrooge 01:24
Uh Mr Scrooge
Scrooge Scavengers and sycophants And flatterers and fools - Scrooge 00:30
Scavengers and sycophants And flatterers and fools
Scrooge I hate people I loathe people - Scrooge 00:32
I hate people I loathe people
Scrooge Father Christmas Father Christmas - Scrooge 00:51
Father Christmas Father Christmas
Scrooge Hot broth Mr Scrooge - Scrooge 00:27
Hot broth Mr Scrooge
Scrooge On his merry Christmas way - Scrooge 00:08
On his merry Christmas way
Scrooge Merry Christmas guv'nor Merry Christmas - Scrooge 00:06
Merry Christmas guv'nor Merry Christmas
Scrooge [WIND HOWLING] - Scrooge 00:19
[WIND HOWLING]
Scrooge MARLEY: Scrooge. - Scrooge 00:07
MARLEY: Scrooge.
Scrooge How now. - Scrooge 00:31
How now.
Scrooge Any more than you will ever be rid of yours - Scrooge 01:08
Any more than you will ever be rid of yours
Scrooge See the phantoms Filling the sky around you - Scrooge 00:41
See the phantoms Filling the sky around you
Scrooge It was for pity's sake I came here Pity for you - Scrooge 00:08
It was for pity's sake I came here Pity for you
Scrooge You will be visited by three ghosts - Scrooge 00:09
You will be visited by three ghosts
Scrooge Who are you The spirit whose coming was foretold - Scrooge 00:35
Who are you The spirit whose coming was foretold
Scrooge What a marvellous man What's so marvellous - Scrooge 00:22
What a marvellous man What's so marvellous
Scrooge How shall I ever understand this world - Scrooge 00:12
How shall I ever understand this world
Scrooge And now I can see - Scrooge 00:57
And now I can see
Scrooge GHOST: Ebenezer Scrooge. - Scrooge 00:19
GHOST: Ebenezer Scrooge.
Scrooge GHOST: Welcome, Scrooge. - Scrooge 00:06
GHOST: Welcome, Scrooge.
Scrooge Come over here you weird little man - Scrooge 00:58
Come over here you weird little man
Scrooge You're a funny looking creature - Scrooge 00:29
You're a funny looking creature
Scrooge That's all very well for you but not for me I hate life - Scrooge 00:21
That's all very well for you but not for me I hate life
Scrooge What am I doing in a pile of snow in the middle of the night Where are we - Scrooge 00:08
What am I doing in a pile of snow in the middle of the night...
Scrooge I want to look in the window - Scrooge 00:21
I want to look in the window
Scrooge I think Bob Cratchit's really rather fond of me - Scrooge 00:13
I think Bob Cratchit's really rather fond of me
Scrooge And what will become of Tiny Tim - Scrooge 00:41
And what will become of Tiny Tim
Scrooge I've visited you every Christmas for five years - Scrooge 00:55
I've visited you every Christmas for five years
Scrooge Harry I've visited you every Christmas for the past five years - Scrooge 01:19
Harry I've visited you every Christmas for the past...
Scrooge And you nephew if you were in my will I'd disinherit you - Scrooge 00:07
And you nephew if you were in my will I'd disinherit...
Scrooge Yes Scrooge I have brought you home - Scrooge 00:35
Yes Scrooge I have brought you home
Scrooge I must be mad There are no giants There are no ghosts - Scrooge 01:02
I must be mad There are no giants There are no ghosts
Scrooge And show you to your quarters - Scrooge 01:03
And show you to your quarters
Scrooge Watch out for the rats They nibble things - Scrooge 00:06
Watch out for the rats They nibble things
Scrooge I will start anew - Scrooge 00:39
I will start anew
Scrooge I don't know what to do - Scrooge 00:28
I don't know what to do
Scrooge Why? - Scrooge 00:14
Why?
Scrooge You still don't recognise me do you Yes No - Scrooge 00:34
You still don't recognise me do you Yes No
Shanghai Knights Spotted Dick sir WhatSpotted DickCan you believe this guyl'm trying to get something to eatHe's asking me if I got the clap - Shanghai Knights 00:13
Spotted Dick sir WhatSpotted DickCan you believe this...
Shanghai Knights Mmm This is goodl thought the food here was supposed to suckThe haggis is fresh from Scotland sirIt's made from the finest sheeps' bladdersl'm gonna get some whiskey and wash my mouth out - Shanghai Knights 00:19
Mmm This is goodl thought the food here was supposed to...