Clips with John C. McGinley

Talk Radio Stu Barry there's 60 seconds left in the show - Talk Radio 00:28
Stu Barry there's 60 seconds left in the show
Talk Radio Elevator Bell Dings You don't like the heights don't climb the mountains - Talk Radio 00:08
Elevator Bell Dings You don't like the heights...
Fat Man and Little Boy Hey Oppenheimer Oppenheimer you ought to stop playing God - Fat Man and Little Boy 00:10
Hey Oppenheimer Oppenheimer you ought to stop playing God
Highlander II: The Quickening I think I've had enough of you - Highlander II: The Quickening 00:09
I think I've had enough of you
Point Break You know nothing ln fact you know less than nothingIf you even knew you knew nothing that'd be something but you don't - Point Break 00:06
You know nothing ln fact you know less than nothingIf you...
Point Break You're a real blue flame special aren't you sonYoung dumb and full of come I knowWhat I don't know is howhow you got yourself assigned out here to Los Angeles with usI mean hellI guess we just must have ourselves an asshole shortage huhNot so far - Point Break 00:22
You're a real blue flame special aren't you...
Point Break Special Agent Utahthis is not some job flipping burgers at the local drive inYes the surfboard bothers meYes your approach to this whole goddamn case bothers meand yes you bother meAnd Pappas Oh for the love of ChristJust how the hell did I ever even let - Point Break 00:53
Special Agent Utahthis is not some job flipping burgers at...
Point Break Ah you're the cowboys You're the real cowboys rightBatman and RobinYou know what this is huhYou know what this is punkThis is two keys Uncut Crystal methOh shitSpecial Agent Utah I'd like you to meet Agent DietzWorks for the DEA He was working deep cover - Point Break 01:00
Ah you're the cowboys You're the real cowboys...
Point Break Did you see that Lincoln pull up - Point Break 00:32
Did you see that Lincoln pull up
Point Break Don't send him in with the black and whites like some punkLet me ride him inYeah sure Angelo Why notI mean that's why I put you two screwups together to begin withYou deserve each other don't youYou're just as bad as he is only you're a little fattera - Point Break 00:44
Don't send him in with the black and whites like some...
Point Break Harp I wanna tell you somethingI was in this bureau when you were still poppin' zits on your funny faceand jackin' off to the lingerie section of the Sears catalogIs that right Pappas Yes that's right Harpand there's one thing that I learned out of all - Point Break 00:28
Harp I wanna tell you somethingI was in this bureau when you...
Surviving the Game When you finally nail him - Surviving the Game 00:34
When you finally nail him
Nixon I just don't understand it - Nixon 00:08
I just don't understand it
Se7en Somebody call somebody - Se7en 00:05
Somebody call somebody
Set It Off STRODE Okay Okay - Set It Off 00:53
STRODE Okay Okay
Any Given Sunday Did you get that - Any Given Sunday 00:10
Did you get that
Any Given Sunday It's the guy who's willing to die who's gonna win that inch - Any Given Sunday 00:11
It's the guy who's willing to die who's gonna...
Office Space WHAT YOU DO AT INITECH IS YOU TAKE THE SPECIFICATIONS FROM THE CUSTOMERSAND YOU BRING THEM DOWN TO THE SOFTWARE ENGINEERSYES Y YES THAT'S THAT'S RIGHTWELL THEN I JUST HAVE TO ASKWHY COULDN'T THE CUSTOMERS JUST TAKE THEM DIRECTLY TO THE SOFTWARE PEOPLE - Office Space 00:58
WHAT YOU DO AT INITECH IS YOU TAKE THE SPECIFICATIONS FROM...
Office Space I LOVE HIS MUSIC I DO I'M A MICHAEL BOLTON FAN ME TOOI DON'T KNOW IF IT GETS ANY BETTER THAN WHEN HE SINGS WHEN A MAN LOVES A WOMAN - Office Space 00:10
I LOVE HIS MUSIC I DO I'M A MICHAEL BOLTON FAN ME TOOI...
Office Space YOU SEE WHAT WE'RE ACTUALLY TRYING TO DO HERE IS WE'RE JUSTWE'RE TRYING TO GET A FEEL FOR HOW PEOPLE SPEND THEIR DAY AT WORKSO IF YOU WOULD WOULD YOU WALK US THROUGH A TYPICAL DAY FOR YOUYEAH GREATWELL I GENERALLY COME IN AT LEAST 15 MINUTES LATEUH I USE - Office Space 00:49
YOU SEE WHAT WE'RE ACTUALLY TRYING TO DO HERE IS...
Office Space THE THING IS BOB IT'S NOT THAT I'M LAZY IT'S THAT I JUST DON'T CAREDON'T DON'T CAREIT'S A PROBLEM OF MOTIVATION ALL RIGHTNOW IF I WORK MY ASS OFF AND INITECH SHIPS A FEW EXTRA UNITSI DON'T SEE ANOTHER DIME SO WHERE'S THE MOTIVATIONAND HERE'S SOMETHING - Office Space 00:42
THE THING IS BOB IT'S NOT THAT I'M LAZY IT'S...
Office Space WOULD YOU BEAR WITH ME FOR JUST A SECOND PLEASEOKAYWHAT IF AND BELIEVE METHIS IS SO HYPOTHETICALBUT WHAT IF YOU WERE OFFERED SOME KIND OF A STOCK OPTIONEQUITY SHARING PROGRAMWOULD THAT DO ANYTHING FOR YOU I DON'T KNOW I GUESSLISTEN I'M GONNA GO UH IT'S - Office Space 00:33
WOULD YOU BEAR WITH ME FOR JUST A SECOND PLEASEOKAYWHAT IF...
Office Space RIGHT SO THERE'S THREE MORE PEOPLE WE CAN EASILY LOSEAND THEN THERE'S TOM SMYKOWSKIHE'S USELESS - Office Space 00:12
RIGHT SO THERE'S THREE MORE PEOPLE WE CAN EASILY...
Office Space WHO'S HE YOU KNOW SQUIRRELY LOOKING GUYMUMBLES A LOT OH YEAHYEAH WE WE CAN'T ACTUALLY FIND A RECORD OF HIM BEING A CURRENT EMPLOYEE HEREI LOOKED INTO IT MORE DEEPLY AND I FOUND THAT APPARENTLY WHAT HAPPENEDIS THAT HE WAS LAID OFF FIVE YEARS AGO AND NO ONE - Office Space 00:43
WHO'S HE YOU KNOW SQUIRRELY LOOKING GUYMUMBLES A LOT OH...
Office Space UM I'D LIKE TO MOVE US RIGHT ALONG TO A PETER GIBBONSNOW WE HAD A CHANCE TO MEET THIS YOUNG MANAND BOY THAT'S JUST A STRAIGHT SHOOTERWITH UPPER MANAGEMENT WRITTEN ALL OVER HIM - Office Space 00:14
UM I'D LIKE TO MOVE US RIGHT ALONG TO A PETER...
Office Space YOU'RE GONNA LAYOFF SAMIR AND MICHAELAH YEAH WE'RE GONNA BRING IN SOME ENTRY LEVEL GRADUATESFARM SOME WORK OUT TO SINGAPORE THAT'S THE USUAL DEALIT'S STANDARD OPERATING PROCEDURE DO THEY KNOW THIS YETNO NO OF COURSE NOTWE FIND IT'S ALWAYS BETTER TO FIRE - Office Space 00:23
YOU'RE GONNA LAYOFF SAMIR AND MICHAELAH YEAH WE'RE...
Highway A field - Highway 00:08
A field
Highway Congratulations - Highway 00:10
Congratulations
The Jack Bull What do you make of all of this Like a church with no roof - The Jack Bull 00:19
What do you make of all of this Like a church with no roof
Get Carter OVER PHONE Am I right You simple bitch - Get Carter 00:09
OVER PHONE Am I right You simple bitch
Get Carter Say Jack - Get Carter 00:13
Say Jack
Get Carter When I said you take care of business or business will take care of you - Get Carter 00:07
When I said you take care of business or business will take...
Summer Catch Ryan this is Hugh Alexander He's the scout for the Phillies - Summer Catch 00:12
Ryan this is Hugh Alexander He's the scout for the...
The Animal Ladies and gentlemen - The Animal 00:33
Ladies and gentlemen
Identity She won't stop bleeding She won't stop bleeding - Identity 00:09
She won't stop bleeding She won't stop bleeding
Identity You okay honey Timothy - Identity 00:11
You okay honey Timothy
Identity The driver of every motor vehicle involved in any manner of accident - Identity 00:21
The driver of every motor vehicle involved in any manner of...
Identity I'll be right back - Identity 00:36
I'll be right back
Are We Done Yet? Now the place was built in 1 889 by H Van Hackett himself - Are We Done Yet? 00:07
Now the place was built in 1 889 by H Van Hackett himself
Are We Done Yet? Newburg is a really amazing place to raise a family - Are We Done Yet? 00:05
Newburg is a really amazing place to raise a family
Are We Done Yet? Like I say she is a fixer upper - Are We Done Yet? 00:05
Like I say she is a fixer upper
Are We Done Yet? But you're the Iocal real estate guy - Are We Done Yet? 00:09
But you're the Iocal real estate guy
Are We Done Yet? Hey hey Chuck - Are We Done Yet? 00:17
Hey hey Chuck
Are We Done Yet? The bad news is you got dry rot - Are We Done Yet? 00:07
The bad news is you got dry rot
Are We Done Yet? I should warn you Nick - Are We Done Yet? 00:10
I should warn you Nick
Wild Hogs Groans Hey Oh Boy my ass is sore - Wild Hogs 00:38
Groans Hey Oh Boy my ass is sore
Wild Hogs It is four counts of indecent exposure - Wild Hogs 00:16
It is four counts of indecent exposure
Wild Hogs Whistling Fellas Forget about them - Wild Hogs 00:14
Whistling Fellas Forget about them
Kid Cannabis Look at me - Kid Cannabis 00:08
Look at me
Kid Cannabis Clint Eastwood Clint Eastwood is cool - Kid Cannabis 00:09
Clint Eastwood Clint Eastwood is cool
Superman/Batman: Public... Does that mean you're willing to work for me - Superman/Batman: Public Enemies 00:47
Does that mean you're willing to work for me
Superman/Batman: Public... Superman - Superman/Batman: Public Enemies 00:08
Superman