John C. Reilly

John C. Reilly quotes in movies

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Clips with John C. Reilly

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Boogie Nights Did you ever see that movie Star Wars Oh about four timesPeople tell me I look like Han Solo Really - Boogie Nights 00:10
Did you ever see that movie Star Wars Oh about four...
Boogie Nights People tell me I kind of look like Han Solo - Boogie Nights 00:31
People tell me I kind of look like Han Solo
Boogie Nights You wanna hear a poem I wrote YeahOkayI love you you love me Going down the sugar treeWe'll go down the sugar tree And see lots of beesPlaying playingBut the bees won't sting Because you love meThat's it That's fucking great Did you write that - Boogie Nights 00:29
You wanna hear a poem I wrote YeahOkayI love you you love me...
Boogie Nights And see lots of bees - Boogie Nights 00:43
And see lots of bees
Boogie Nights Doesn't he fuck like a champ Was it sexy - Boogie Nights 00:11
Doesn't he fuck like a champ Was it sexy
Boogie Nights Yeah Those are really cool Are they lizardNo They're Italian I'm gonna fucking buy these - Boogie Nights 00:07
Yeah Those are really cool Are they lizardNo They're...
Boogie Nights Are those lizard - Boogie Nights 00:17
Are those lizard
Boogie Nights But doesn't it make you nervous when you're dealing with all those evil forcesHorses WhatNo The evil forcesEvil No man It's not evil It's an illusionIt's an illusion Yeah Yeah it's confusingThank you - Boogie Nights 00:19
But doesn't it make you nervous when you're...
Boogie Nights Does this character have a nameHis name is Brock LandersHis partner's name is Chest RockwellThose are great names - Boogie Nights 00:16
Does this character have a nameHis name is Brock LandersHis...
Boogie Nights Let's go get some of that Saturday night beaver - Boogie Nights 00:05
Let's go get some of that Saturday night beaver
Boogie Nights No one fucks with Chest and Brock - Boogie Nights 00:05
No one fucks with Chest and Brock
Boogie Nights You know I got other interests I'm a magician - Boogie Nights 00:05
You know I got other interests I'm a magician
Boogie Nights All we need is the tapes BurtNo You don't get them until you payIn our situation that doesn't make any fucking senseWait We can't pay the price of the demo tapesunless we take the demo tapes to the record company and get paidHello ExactlyThat's not an MP - Boogie Nights 02:06
All we need is the tapes BurtNo You don't get them...
Boogie Nights We're not leaving yetWe're here now and we want something else from youHeyHey hey heyWe want something else from youWhatTodd what the hell are you doing man Let's just goIn the master bedroomunder the bed in a floor safeUnderstandWhat is the matter with - Boogie Nights 02:08
We're not leaving yetWe're here now and we want...
Hard Eight You want a cup of coffee - Hard Eight 00:17
You want a cup of coffee
For Love of the Game Chap you know a lot of little bottles makes a big bottle - For Love of the Game 00:05
Chap you know a lot of little bottles makes a big bottle
For Love of the Game Trying to take my hand off Sorry - For Love of the Game 00:29
Trying to take my hand off Sorry
For Love of the Game I don't know if I have anything left - For Love of the Game 00:23
I don't know if I have anything left
For Love of the Game The boys are all here for ya - For Love of the Game 00:27
The boys are all here for ya
Gangs of New York I come for my due and proper - Gangs of New York 00:05
I come for my due and proper
Gangs of New York Pennies in their pockets and hope in their eyesthey peer to the westsearching the horizon for a glimpse of land and salvationA glimpse of America - Gangs of New York 00:15
Pennies in their pockets and hope in their eyesthey peer to...
Gangs of New York Is that man drunk Dead as Good Friday miss - Gangs of New York 00:07
Is that man drunk Dead as Good Friday miss
Gangs of New York How do you do Mr CuttingAs of this moment extremely well thank you How do you doOrange blossom DeliciousMr Cutting is What a peachShe could have a fine career on the stageone of Five Points' local A pleasure to meet youleaders Mr GreeleyPleased to meet - Gangs of New York 00:44
How do you do Mr CuttingAs of this moment extremely well...
Gangs of New York I'm paid to uphold the lawWhat in heaven's name are you talking about - Gangs of New York 00:24
I'm paid to uphold the lawWhat in heaven's name...
The Hours The thought of this life - The Hours 00:08
The thought of this life
The Good Girl Gwen says smoking marijuana lowers your sperm - The Good Girl 00:21
Gwen says smoking marijuana lowers your sperm
The Good Girl Oh who gives a shit - The Good Girl 00:15
Oh who gives a shit
The Good Girl The couple that prays together - The Good Girl 00:13
The couple that prays together
The Good Girl I don't know what to say aboutJesus - The Good Girl 00:10
I don't know what to say aboutJesus
Chicago You mean he was dead when you got home - Chicago 00:50
You mean he was dead when you got home
Chicago 'cause you can look right through me - Chicago 00:24
'cause you can look right through me
Chicago Hope I didn't take up too much of your time - Chicago 00:06
Hope I didn't take up too much of your time
Anger Management So Pena likes the spicy humourMaybe he'd enjoy the knee slapper you told me about the great BuddhaWhat did you say about BuddhaDave said How does a guy who weighs over 600 poundshave the balls to teach people about self discipline - Anger Management 00:18
So Pena likes the spicy humourMaybe he'd enjoy the knee...
Anger Management Answer me Buznik Did you get it on with my sisterOver and over againAnd she moaned like a wildebeest - Anger Management 00:15
Answer me Buznik Did you get it on with my sisterOver and...
The Aviator Now you made what 5 200 a year on your last jobI'll pay you 10 000Guess I'll be working twice as hard You'll be working four times as hardI just got you at half price Mr Dietrich Welcome aboard - The Aviator 00:14
Now you made what 5 200 a year on your last jobI'll pay...
The Aviator You see that Mr DietrichYou are looking at the largest private air force in the entire worldWhat do you think of that now It's your money - The Aviator 00:13
You see that Mr DietrichYou are looking at the largest...
The Aviator Listen I got a call from Houston They're getting real nervous about all thisStop showing them the damn bills Noah That would be illegal HowardShit no Maybe it's a little bit naughtyHughes Tools is incorporated in Texas They have to see the - The Aviator 00:20
Listen I got a call from Houston They're getting real...
The Aviator You have just placed the largest order for airplanes in the history of the damn planet - The Aviator 00:24
You have just placed the largest order for airplanes in the...
The Aviator Listen I need those suits first thing tomorrow all rightAll right Wait waitDid I say Penney's or Woolworths Penney'sBetter make it Sears All right then Sears - The Aviator 00:13
Listen I need those suits first thing tomorrow all rightAll...
The Aviator He's getting blood transfusions now butWhose blood I'm sorryWhose blood From our stockHe's not gonna like thatMr Dietrich I doubt he's ever gonna like or dislike anything againI'm terribly sorry - The Aviator 00:23
He's getting blood transfusions now butWhose blood...
The Aviator But I've seen the booksAnd I'm telling it to you straight I'm not just crying wolf this timewe're in serious trouble You've got to make a choiceYou want to be bankrupted by the big plane or by the big airline - The Aviator 00:14
But I've seen the booksAnd I'm telling it to you...
The Aviator Mr Hughes it is the intention of this committeeMr Hughes has a statementAll right All right You may proceed with this statement Mr HughesMr Hughes do you have a statementI'm gonna attempt to be honest hereMy reputation's being destroyed so I might as well - The Aviator 01:48
Mr Hughes it is the intention of this committeeMr Hughes has...
The Aviator Al right listen boys Something new Jet airplanes You know anything about jetsNo But it sounds expensive It will be But we got to get started - The Aviator 00:12
Al right listen boys Something new Jet airplanes You know...
The Aviator Noah who are those fellowsDo they work for meEverybody works for you Howard - The Aviator 00:12
Noah who are those fellowsDo they work for meEverybody works...
The Aviator Guard the door I'll get a doctor No one sees him like this - The Aviator 00:06
Guard the door I'll get a doctor No one sees him like...
Criminal I don't feel anything for them - Criminal 00:15
I don't feel anything for them
Criminal You know what the biggest jerk off of all is - Criminal 00:27
You know what the biggest jerk off of all is
Criminal Maybe we should go our own ways - Criminal 00:16
Maybe we should go our own ways
Criminal You have one thing money and practice can't buy - Criminal 00:08
You have one thing money and practice can't buy
Criminal I'm sorry man - Criminal 00:16
I'm sorry man
Dark Water The bathroom's pretty self explanatory - Dark Water 00:04
The bathroom's pretty self explanatory
Dark Water Just don't wait too long Hey Hey - Dark Water 00:11
Just don't wait too long Hey Hey
A Prairie Home Companion Now how long you been doin' this - A Prairie Home Companion 00:27
Now how long you been doin' this
A Prairie Home Companion Hey uh can you tell potato face here that his butt is too big for his pants - A Prairie Home Companion 00:17
Hey uh can you tell potato face here that his butt is too...
A Prairie Home Companion The blind man's seein' eye dog - A Prairie Home Companion 00:20
The blind man's seein' eye dog
A Prairie Home Companion Bad jokes - A Prairie Home Companion 00:11
Bad jokes
A Prairie Home Companion Did you hear about the Viagra shipment that got stolen - A Prairie Home Companion 00:10
Did you hear about the Viagra shipment that got stolen
A Prairie Home Companion Did you know that diarrhea was hereditary - A Prairie Home Companion 00:09
Did you know that diarrhea was hereditary
A Prairie Home Companion What do you get when you cross holy water with castor oil - A Prairie Home Companion 00:10
What do you get when you cross holy water with castor oil
A Prairie Home Companion Hey uh hey Lefty what did the elephant say to the naked man - A Prairie Home Companion 00:11
Hey uh hey Lefty what did the elephant say to the naked man
Cirque du Freak: The... Thank you ladies and gentlemen - Cirque du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant 00:18
Thank you ladies and gentlemen
Cirque du Freak: The... Now boys vampires don't exist - Cirque du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant 00:13
Now boys vampires don't exist
Cirque du Freak: The... Did you hear that Gavner - Cirque du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant 00:10
Did you hear that Gavner
Cirque du Freak: The... Now are you mentally unfit - Cirque du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant 00:12
Now are you mentally unfit
Cirque du Freak: The... Look if you become a vampire - Cirque du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant 00:18
Look if you become a vampire
Cirque du Freak: The... L don't know what came over me l never steal things - Cirque du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant 00:25
L don't know what came over me l never steal things
Cirque du Freak: The... What did Mr Tiny want - Cirque du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant 00:37
What did Mr Tiny want
Cirque du Freak: The... Want to become a vampire - Cirque du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant 00:15
Want to become a vampire
Cirque du Freak: The... Can l like turn into a bat and stuff - Cirque du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant 00:16
Can l like turn into a bat and stuff
Cirque du Freak: The... Nice room - Cirque du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant 00:13
Nice room