Clips with John Candy

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The Blues Brothers Hi Wanna hand me the MikeThis is car What number are weCar 55 We're in a truck - The Blues Brothers 00:16
Hi Wanna hand me the MikeThis is car What number are weCar...
Stripes Is there a movie on this flight - Stripes 00:10
Is there a movie on this flight
Going Berserk You're fat - Going Berserk 00:47
You're fat
Going Berserk I was saying how much money do you make in a year - Going Berserk 00:14
I was saying how much money do you make in a year
Going Berserk Excuse me I'm lookin' for a guy named Skipper - Going Berserk 00:06
Excuse me I'm lookin' for a guy named Skipper
Going Berserk Do you have an acetylene torch I could borrow - Going Berserk 00:03
Do you have an acetylene torch I could borrow
Going Berserk I'll just shut the fuck right up - Going Berserk 00:05
I'll just shut the fuck right up
Going Berserk I know the police are out there with their machine guns - Going Berserk 00:10
I know the police are out there with their machine guns
Going Berserk I am your world john - Going Berserk 00:06
I am your world john
Going Berserk Even kill your future father In Law - Going Berserk 00:06
Even kill your future father In Law
Going Berserk Huaaaah Let's consummate the marriage now - Going Berserk 00:11
Huaaaah Let's consummate the marriage now
Going Berserk Patty Nancy I'd like to talk about my dick - Going Berserk 00:09
Patty Nancy I'd like to talk about my dick
Going Berserk Now what are you gonna say to her - Going Berserk 00:11
Now what are you gonna say to her
Going Berserk The greatest lady in bed you'll ever wanna meet - Going Berserk 00:04
The greatest lady in bed you'll ever wanna meet
Going Berserk To help me out 'cause this is a special song - Going Berserk 00:10
To help me out 'cause this is a special song
National Lampoon's... Sorry folks park's closed The moose out front should have told you - National Lampoon's Vacation 00:06
Sorry folks park's closed The moose out front should...
National Lampoon's... Has your father ever killed anyone before - National Lampoon's Vacation 00:11
Has your father ever killed anyone before
National Lampoon's... Rusty May l call you Rusty - National Lampoon's Vacation 00:10
Rusty May l call you Rusty
National Lampoon's... That's not a real gun is it Clark - National Lampoon's Vacation 00:14
That's not a real gun is it Clark
Brewster's Millions This is Hackensack - Brewster's Millions 00:18
This is Hackensack
Brewster's Millions Because I'm in here with you - Brewster's Millions 00:20
Because I'm in here with you
Follow That Bird Get The Door Marie - Follow That Bird 00:46
Get The Door Marie
Summer Rental Hal can't you pull some strings for me The Agency gave you a mandatory five - Summer Rental 00:20
Hal can't you pull some strings for me The Agency gave...
Summer Rental Swimming Gee I forgot my bathing suit - Summer Rental 00:27
Swimming Gee I forgot my bathing suit
Summer Rental Maybe they're just taking them for a walk - Summer Rental 00:21
Maybe they're just taking them for a walk
Summer Rental You rented May I see your receipt - Summer Rental 00:17
You rented May I see your receipt
Summer Rental That's enough Do you have a dustpan maybe - Summer Rental 00:13
That's enough Do you have a dustpan maybe
Summer Rental What is this What is this - Summer Rental 00:33
What is this What is this
Summer Rental Excuse me why are you people going through here - Summer Rental 00:16
Excuse me why are you people going through here
Summer Rental Where do you think you're going This isn't a nude beach - Summer Rental 00:09
Where do you think you're going This isn't a nude...
Summer Rental Should she be talking to him Why not - Summer Rental 00:12
Should she be talking to him Why not
Summer Rental Hey what are you doing Your wife's on my Whammo - Summer Rental 00:06
Hey what are you doing Your wife's on my Whammo
Summer Rental I just made some fresh lemonade Why not come over and have some - Summer Rental 00:18
I just made some fresh lemonade Why not come over and have...
Summer Rental Can I have an honest opinion - Summer Rental 00:36
Can I have an honest opinion
Summer Rental I'd take those over a power tool any day - Summer Rental 00:14
I'd take those over a power tool any day
Summer Rental I'm just renting Sorry mister - Summer Rental 00:37
I'm just renting Sorry mister
Summer Rental Get the hell out of here now You go I'm trying to watch The Smurfs - Summer Rental 00:17
Get the hell out of here now You go I'm trying to watch...
Summer Rental Good to see you What can I get you - Summer Rental 00:22
Good to see you What can I get you
Summer Rental You're wrong You're wrong - Summer Rental 00:22
You're wrong You're wrong
Summer Rental I love you Scully I mean that It's not the booze talking either - Summer Rental 00:07
I love you Scully I mean that It's not the booze...
Summer Rental Hey why don't you swim to me Can you tread water with that hook - Summer Rental 00:07
Hey why don't you swim to me Can you tread water with...
Summer Rental She'll make you rich or feed you to the fishes - Summer Rental 00:24
She'll make you rich or feed you to the fishes
Summer Rental You couldn't beat my dinghy - Summer Rental 00:08
You couldn't beat my dinghy
Summer Rental Where's Angus with that sail There's only two shopping days left - Summer Rental 00:14
Where's Angus with that sail There's only two...
Summer Rental They're perfect - Summer Rental 00:31
They're perfect
Armed and Dangerous With dedication You think he's a little anal - Armed and Dangerous 00:06
With dedication You think he's a little anal
Armed and Dangerous It's canine control You got it - Armed and Dangerous 00:11
It's canine control You got it
Armed and Dangerous Forget legitimate all right Take a look up there - Armed and Dangerous 00:12
Forget legitimate all right Take a look up there
Armed and Dangerous What are you looking at you schmuck - Armed and Dangerous 00:27
What are you looking at you schmuck
Armed and Dangerous Thank you very much - Armed and Dangerous 00:21
Thank you very much
Armed and Dangerous Slim I ain't never seen a handgun that big before - Armed and Dangerous 00:18
Slim I ain't never seen a handgun that big before
Armed and Dangerous They're gonna feel that in the morning - Armed and Dangerous 00:06
They're gonna feel that in the morning
Armed and Dangerous Dooley you are a disgrace to this or any other uniform you know that - Armed and Dangerous 00:20
Dooley you are a disgrace to this or any other uniform you...
Little Shop of Horrors L wish you folks at home could see this - Little Shop of Horrors 00:07
L wish you folks at home could see this
Spaceballs WELL IF IT ISN'T LONE STARRAND HIS SIDEKICK PUKETHAT'S BARFBARF PUKE WHATEVER - Spaceballs 00:12
WELL IF IT ISN'T LONE STARRAND HIS SIDEKICK...
Spaceballs A MILLION THAT'S UNFAIRUNFAIR TO THE PAYORBUT NOT TO THE PAYEEBUT YOU'RE GONNA PAY IT OR ELSEOR ELSE WHATTELL HIM VINNIEOR ELSE PIZZA IS GONNA SEND OUT FOR YOU - Spaceballs 00:28
A MILLION THAT'S UNFAIRUNFAIR TO THE PAYORBUT NOT TO...
Spaceballs IT'S NOT THAT WE'RE AFRAID FAR FROM ITIT'S JUST THAT WE GOTTHIS THING ABOUT DEATHIT'S NOT US - Spaceballs 00:08
IT'S NOT THAT WE'RE AFRAID FAR FROM ITIT'S...
Spaceballs PLEASE YOU MUST YOU'RE THE ONLY ONES THAT CAN SAVE HERI'LL GIVE YOU ANYTHINGDID YOU HEAR ME ANYTHINGANYTHINGYES ANYTHINGOK WE'LL DO IT FOR A MILLIONA MILLIONWHOA YOU'RE STARTIN' TO FADE HEREWE'RE LOSIN' PICTURE YOUR HIGHNESSALL RIGHT ALL RIGHT I'LL PAY IT - Spaceballs 00:53
PLEASE YOU MUST YOU'RE THE ONLY ONES THAT CAN SAVE...
Spaceballs I KNOW WE NEED THE MONEY BUTLISTEN WE'RE NOT JUST DOIN' THIS FOR MONEYWE'RE DOIN' IT FOR A SHITLOAD OF MONEY - Spaceballs 00:11
I KNOW WE NEED THE MONEY BUTLISTEN WE'RE NOT JUST...
Spaceballs You're right - Spaceballs 00:07
You're right
Spaceballs OK WE SAVE HER BUT HOW THE MINUTE WE MOVE IN THERETHEY'RE GONNA SPOT USON THEIR RADARUH UH UH HUHUH UH UH HUHUH UH NOT IF WE JAM ITUH HUH YOU'RE RIGHTDOWN SCOPEDOWN SCOPERADAR ABOUT TO BE JAMMED - Spaceballs 00:25
OK WE SAVE HER BUT HOW THE MINUTE WE MOVE IN...
Spaceballs WHO ARE YOUBARFNOT IN HERE MISTER THIS IS A MERCEDES - Spaceballs 00:07
WHO ARE YOUBARFNOT IN HERE MISTER THIS IS A MERCEDES
Spaceballs I'M A MAWG HALF MAN HALF DOGI'M MY OWN BEST FRIEND - Spaceballs 00:07
I'M A MAWG HALF MAN HALF DOGI'M MY OWN BEST FRIEND
Spaceballs I AM PRINCESS VESPADAUGHTER OF ROLAND KING OF THE DRUIDSOHTHAT'S ALL WE NEEDEDA DRUISH PRINCESSFUNNY SHE DOESN'T LOOK DRUISH - Spaceballs 00:19
I AM PRINCESS VESPADAUGHTER OF ROLAND KING OF THE...
Spaceballs THEY MUST HAVE OVERSHOT USBY A WEEK AND A HALF - Spaceballs 00:04
THEY MUST HAVE OVERSHOT USBY A WEEK AND A HALF
Spaceballs OK LET'S SET A COURSE FOR DRUIDIASETTIN' A COURSE FOR DRUIWHAT'S THAT I DON'T KNOWI DON'T KNOW WE'RE LOSIN' POWER WHY'CAUSE WE'RE OUT OF GASMUST HAVE BURNED IT UP IN HYPERACTIVEI TOLD YOU WE SHOULD HAVE PUTMORE THAN 5 BUCKS' WORTH INOK WE'LL HAVE TO SET - Spaceballs 00:24
OK LET'S SET A COURSE FOR DRUIDIASETTIN' A COURSE...
Spaceballs CALLED ME AN IDIOTI'M GOIN' BACK THERE AND EXPLAIN A FEW THINGS TO HERBESIDES HE'S GOT A SEXY VOICEHE MIGHT BE CUTEWAIT YOU HAVEN'T SEEN HERI KNOW WHAT SHE LOOKS LIKE YOU'VE SEEN ONE PRINCESS YOU'VE SEEN THEM ALLCUTE I KNOW THESE SPACE BUMS THEY'RE ALL - Spaceballs 00:25
CALLED ME AN IDIOTI'M GOIN' BACK THERE AND EXPLAIN...
Spaceballs OH THAT'S GONNA LEAVE A MARK - Spaceballs 00:04
OH THAT'S GONNA LEAVE A MARK
Spaceballs NOW LISTEN YOUYOU LISTENON THIS SHIP YOU'RE TO REFER TO MEAS IDIOT NOT YOU CAPTAINI MEAN YOU KNOW WHAT I MEANAND YOU WILLNOT CALL ME YOUYOU WILL NEVER ADDRESS ME AS YOUYOU WILL CALL ME YOUR ROYAL HIGHNESSYOU ARE A ROYAL PAIN IN THEWHOA HOLD IT TIME - Spaceballs 00:24
NOW LISTEN YOUYOU LISTENON THIS SHIP YOU'RE TO REFER TO...
Spaceballs ABANDON SHIP ABANDON SHIPWOMEN AND MAWGS FIRST - Spaceballs 00:06
ABANDON SHIP ABANDON SHIPWOMEN AND MAWGS FIRST