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Spaceballs WE GOTTA GET MOVING BEFORE DAWNWHY SO EARLYBECAUSE WE'RE INTHE MIDDLE OF A DESERTAND WE AREN'T GONNA GET VERY FARONCE THAT BLAZING SUNGETS OVERHEADNICE DISSOLVE - Spaceballs 00:17
WE GOTTA GET MOVING BEFORE DAWNWHY SO EARLYBECAUSE...
Spaceballs WATER WATERWATEROIL OILROOM SERVICE ROOM SERVICE - Spaceballs 00:21
WATER WATERWATEROIL OILROOM SERVICE ROOM SERVICE
Spaceballs HEARD OF YOU WHO HASN'T HEARD OF YOGURTYOGURT THE WISEYOGURT THE ALL POWERFULYOGURT THE MAGNIFICENTPLEASE PLEASE DON'T MAKE A FUSSI'M JUST PLAIN YOGURT - Spaceballs 00:15
HEARD OF YOU WHO HASN'T HEARD OF YOGURTYOGURT THE...
Spaceballs NOBODY KNOWSIT'S COMING FROM HERETHAT CAN'T BE HERTHE TROUBLE I'VE SEENNOBODY KNOWS BUT JESUSIT'S HERNOBODY KNOWSTHE TROUBLE I'VE SEENSHE'S A BASS - Spaceballs 00:28
NOBODY KNOWSIT'S COMING FROM HERETHAT CAN'T BE...
Spaceballs OPEN THE DOORI CAN'T IT'S FUSEDWHAT ABOUT THIS ONE IT'S LOCKEDWHERE ARE THE KEYS INSIDEOH GREAT - Spaceballs 00:09
OPEN THE DOORI CAN'T IT'S FUSEDWHAT ABOUT THIS ONE...
Spaceballs HOLY SHITHOW WAS THATNOT BADNOT BAD FOR A GIRLHEY THAT WAS PRETTY GOODFOR RAMBO - Spaceballs 00:16
HOLY SHITHOW WAS THATNOT BADNOT BAD FOR A GIRLHEY THAT WAS...
Spaceballs THERE'S GOTTA BE A SELF DESTRUCT MECHANISMSOMEWHERE IN THE CENTRAL BRAIN AREAI THINK WE JUST FOUND ITWHEREWATCHBINGO THERE IT ISIT'S RIGHT BELOW USPUT HER IN HOVER BARFPUTTING HER IN HOVERI'M GOING DOWN THEREHE'S GOING DOWN THEREI WOULDN'T - Spaceballs 00:34
THERE'S GOTTA BE A SELF DESTRUCT MECHANISMSOMEWHERE IN...
Spaceballs WAITRESS WAITRESS WHAT DID HE ORDEROH HE HAD THE SPECIALTHAT'S WHAT I ORDEREDCHANGE MY ORDER TO THE SOUPGOOD MOVE - Spaceballs 00:11
WAITRESS WAITRESS WHAT DID HE ORDEROH HE HAD THE...
Spaceballs WHAT'S YOUR NAME BARFYOUR FULL NAMEBARFOLOMEW - Spaceballs 00:06
WHAT'S YOUR NAME BARFYOUR FULL NAMEBARFOLOMEW
Uncle Buck I haven't seen those kids in a while - Uncle Buck 00:31
I haven't seen those kids in a while
Uncle Buck Do you think she hates me - Uncle Buck 00:16
Do you think she hates me
Uncle Buck You could have taken his head off - Uncle Buck 00:07
You could have taken his head off
Uncle Buck He eats once a day - Uncle Buck 00:13
He eats once a day
Uncle Buck You should see the toast - Uncle Buck 00:05
You should see the toast
Uncle Buck That's what they call me - Uncle Buck 00:33
That's what they call me
Uncle Buck Or a sillyheart - Uncle Buck 01:05
Or a sillyheart
Uncle Buck The Grass Roots - Uncle Buck 00:08
The Grass Roots
Home Alone Allow me to introduce myself Gus PolinskiPolka King of the MidwestThe Kenosha KickersHi there HiThat's okay I thought you might have recognizedI had a few hits a few years ago That's why I justPolka Polka PolkaNo Twin Lakes PolkaYamahoozie Polka a k a - Home Alone 00:51
Allow me to introduce myself Gus PolinskiPolka King of the...
Home Alone Anyway I'm rambling on here Our flight was canceledso we gotta drive See the guy in the yellow jacket over thereHe's gonna rent us a nice big van to drive to MilwaukeeNow I heard you had some problems getting to ChicagoTo see your kidMy son He We left and - Home Alone 00:44
Anyway I'm rambling on here Our flight was canceledso...
Home Alone Tell me have you gone on vacation and left your child homeNoBut I did leave one at a funeral parlor onceYeah it was terrible too I was all distraught and everythingThe wife and I we left the little tyke there in the funeral parlorAll day You know we went - Home Alone 00:50
Tell me have you gone on vacation and left your child...
The Rescuers Down Under This is ridiculous - The Rescuers Down Under 00:37
This is ridiculous
The Rescuers Down Under Albatross Air A fair fare from here to there - The Rescuers Down Under 00:09
Albatross Air A fair fare from here to there
The Rescuers Down Under We must leave tonight - The Rescuers Down Under 00:36
We must leave tonight
The Rescuers Down Under Captain is this a non stop flight to Australia - The Rescuers Down Under 00:18
Captain is this a non stop flight to Australia
The Rescuers Down Under Throw another shrimp on the barbie 'cause here I come - The Rescuers Down Under 00:05
Throw another shrimp on the barbie 'cause here I come
The Rescuers Down Under Mugwomp tower - The Rescuers Down Under 00:37
Mugwomp tower
The Rescuers Down Under I've already missed tea Mr Albatross - The Rescuers Down Under 00:23
I've already missed tea Mr Albatross
The Rescuers Down Under I feel like I got my head in a vice - The Rescuers Down Under 00:06
I feel like I got my head in a vice
The Rescuers Down Under Forceps Forceps - The Rescuers Down Under 00:07
Forceps Forceps
The Rescuers Down Under Mr Albatross we haven't operated yet - The Rescuers Down Under 00:35
Mr Albatross we haven't operated yet
The Rescuers Down Under Wait a minute what the heck are you doing up here - The Rescuers Down Under 00:34
Wait a minute what the heck are you doing up here
Once Upon a Crime Thankfully they cured me lf you're not a gambler - Once Upon a Crime 00:20
Thankfully they cured me lf you're not a gambler
Once Upon a Crime L'm rolling like a hunchback doing somersaults - Once Upon a Crime 00:14
L'm rolling like a hunchback doing somersaults
Once Upon a Crime Yes But first l must find the little boys' room - Once Upon a Crime 00:13
Yes But first l must find the little boys' room
Once Upon a Crime I lied about everything You got to believe me - Once Upon a Crime 00:05
I lied about everything You got to believe me
Delirious Jeez what a body Laura is more than a body - Delirious 00:18
Jeez what a body Laura is more than a body
Delirious I am dead - Delirious 00:20
I am dead
Delirious He's operating on people He's an actor He's not even a good one - Delirious 00:10
He's operating on people He's an actor He's...
Delirious What's the rush Where am I running - Delirious 00:14
What's the rush Where am I running
Delirious No Must be day over there - Delirious 00:12
No Must be day over there
Delirious Oh no What is it now - Delirious 00:07
Oh no What is it now
Delirious I sent you to Cleveland I should kill you for that alone - Delirious 00:06
I sent you to Cleveland I should kill you for that alone
JFK Is this off the record - JFK 00:12
Is this off the record
JFK Kennedy's as dead as that crab meat - JFK 00:11
Kennedy's as dead as that crab meat
JFK Pipe the bimbo in red - JFK 00:35
Pipe the bimbo in red
JFK One likes friends who has friends - JFK 00:07
One likes friends who has friends
JFK You as crazy as your mama - JFK 00:11
You as crazy as your mama
Nothing But Trouble Wait I'm entitled to one phone call - Nothing But Trouble 00:12
Wait I'm entitled to one phone call
Nothing But Trouble I recommend fine bond and release - Nothing But Trouble 00:12
I recommend fine bond and release
Nothing But Trouble I'm afraid you'll have to blow - Nothing But Trouble 00:19
I'm afraid you'll have to blow
Nothing But Trouble You take care of this I'm gonna go out for a smoke - Nothing But Trouble 00:11
You take care of this I'm gonna go out for a smoke
Nothing But Trouble Does he treat all traffic violators this graciously - Nothing But Trouble 00:10
Does he treat all traffic violators this graciously
Cool Runnings That depends on who's asking - Cool Runnings 00:08
That depends on who's asking
Cool Runnings Let me lay out some difficulties for you - Cool Runnings 00:33
Let me lay out some difficulties for you
Cool Runnings Would you look at me now - Cool Runnings 00:08
Would you look at me now
Cool Runnings Just one little drawback to this delightful winter sport - Cool Runnings 00:17
Just one little drawback to this delightful winter sport
Cool Runnings You're the brakeman - Cool Runnings 00:29
You're the brakeman
Cool Runnings The driver has to work harder than anyone - Cool Runnings 00:35
The driver has to work harder than anyone
Cool Runnings Little track stars think you're fast - Cool Runnings 00:26
Little track stars think you're fast
Cool Runnings This is what it's all about - Cool Runnings 00:10
This is what it's all about
Cool Runnings It's not so much the heat - Cool Runnings 00:05
It's not so much the heat
Cool Runnings A Jamaican bobsled team - Cool Runnings 00:19
A Jamaican bobsled team
Cool Runnings Is this whole thing a big joke - Cool Runnings 00:21
Is this whole thing a big joke
Cool Runnings CROWD LAUGHING That's funny Ha ha Very funny - Cool Runnings 00:06
CROWD LAUGHING That's funny Ha ha Very funny
Cool Runnings Watch out for Number Twelve turn - Cool Runnings 00:17
Watch out for Number Twelve turn
Cool Runnings I can't get my helmet on - Cool Runnings 00:08
I can't get my helmet on
Cool Runnings I can't hold it - Cool Runnings 00:52
I can't hold it
Cool Runnings So he's not going to press any charges - Cool Runnings 00:10
So he's not going to press any charges
Cool Runnings Now maybe you haven't noticed - Cool Runnings 00:22
Now maybe you haven't noticed
Cool Runnings Go go go Now now now now - Cool Runnings 00:04
Go go go Now now now now