John Cleese

John Cleese quotes in movies

King Gristle Sr. Trolls poster Trolls King Shrek 2 poster Shrek 2 Nearly Headless Nick Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone poster Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone Nearly Headless Nick Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets poster Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets King Shrek the Third poster Shrek the Third King Shrek Forever After poster Shrek Forever After Second Swallow-Savvy Guard Monty Python and the Holy Grail poster Monty Python and the Holy Grail Professor Waldman Mary Shelley's Frankenstein poster Mary Shelley's Frankenstein Professor Barnhardt The Day the Earth Stood Still poster The Day the Earth Stood Still Announcer And Now for Something Completely Different poster And Now for Something Completely... Archie Leach A Fish Called Wanda poster A Fish Called Wanda Waiter Stranger Than Fiction poster Stranger Than Fiction Sheriff Langston Silverado poster Silverado Narrator Winnie the Pooh poster Winnie the Pooh Robin Hood Time Bandits poster Time Bandits Samuel the Sheep Charlotte's Web poster Charlotte's Web Jean-Bob The Swan Princess poster The Swan Princess Rollo Lee Fierce Creatures poster Fierce Creatures R The World Is Not Enough poster The World Is Not Enough Donald P. Sinclair Rat Race poster Rat Race Halfdan the Black Erik the Viking poster Erik the Viking Grizzled Sergeant Around the World in 80 Days poster Around the World in 80 Days An Ape Named 'Ape' George of the Jungle poster George of the Jungle Bartender The Big Picture poster The Big Picture Director in Sotheby's The Magic Christian poster The Magic Christian Professor Kipple Planet 51 poster Planet 51 Otto Von Walrus Arctic Dogs poster Arctic Dogs Fairy Godmother Charming poster Charming Chief Alien Absolutely Anything poster Absolutely Anything Bulldog Planes poster Planes Narrator The Big Year poster The Big Year Dreyfus The Pink Panther 2 poster The Pink Panther 2 Mr. Munday Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle poster Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle Q Die Another Day poster Die Another Day Dr. Plumford The Jungle Book poster The Jungle Book Brian Stimpson Clockwise poster Clockwise Fish #2 The Meaning of Life poster The Meaning of Life Bridwell Clifford the Big Red Dog poster Clifford the Big Red Dog Charles Merchant Scorched poster Scorched James The Adventures of Pluto Nash poster The Adventures of Pluto Nash Neville The Great Muppet Caper poster The Great Muppet Caper The Guv - Mr. Edly Spud poster Spud Dr. Primkin Man About Town poster Man About Town Wise Man #1 Life of Brian poster Life of Brian Mercury Valiant poster Valiant Cat R. Waul An American Tail: Fievel Goes West poster An American Tail: Fievel Goes West Jones The Best House in London poster The Best House in London Raoul P. Shadgrind Splitting Heirs poster Splitting Heirs General Eeder Albion: The Enchanted Stallion poster Albion: The Enchanted Stallion Mr. Mersault The Out of Towners poster The Out of Towners Dr. Glickenstein Igor poster Igor Blind Pew Yellowbeard poster Yellowbeard John Christmas Father Christmas Is Back poster Father Christmas Is Back Neighbour Last of the Summer Wine poster Last of the Summer Wine Dr. Liam Neesam 3rd Rock from the Sun poster 3rd Rock from the Sun Self - Special Guest Star The Muppet Show poster The Muppet Show Various Characters At Last the 1948 Show poster At Last the 1948 Show Announcer Monty Python's Flying Circus poster Monty Python's Flying Circus Adelaide Over the Garden Wall poster Over the Garden Wall Lacrobat Whoops Apocalypse poster Whoops Apocalypse Basil Fawlty Fawlty Towers poster Fawlty Towers Martin Speechless poster Speechless John The Very Excellent Mr. Dundee poster The Very Excellent Mr. Dundee Archie Vainglorious Rally Road Racers poster Rally Road Racers Self - Monty Python An Accidental Studio poster An Accidental Studio Mr Toad's Lawyer Mr Toad's Wild Ride poster Mr Toad's Wild Ride First Barber Monty Python Live at the Hollywood Bowl poster Monty Python Live at the Hollywood Bowl Arthur William Dallas III The Palace poster The Palace

Clips with John Cleese

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At Last the 1948 Show S01 • E04 Well that's splendid Do I have to be Doris sir - At Last the 1948 Show 00:14
Well that's splendid Do I have to be Doris sir
Monty Python's Flying... S01 • E02 And now for something completely the same - Monty Python's Flying Circus 00:04
And now for something completely the same
Monty Python's Flying... S01 • E09 And now for something completely different - Monty Python's Flying Circus 00:04
And now for something completely different
Monty Python's Flying... S03 • E01 And now - Monty Python's Flying Circus 00:13
And now
Monty Python's Flying... S03 • E01 Well that's as may be - Monty Python's Flying Circus 00:03
Well that's as may be
Monty Python's Flying... S03 • E02 And now - Monty Python's Flying Circus 00:13
And now
Monty Python's Flying... S03 • E03 And now on bbc 1 - Monty Python's Flying Circus 00:10
And now on bbc 1
Monty Python's Flying... S03 • E04 We interrupt this program to annoy you - Monty Python's Flying Circus 00:07
We interrupt this program to annoy you
Monty Python's Flying... S03 • E06 And now - Monty Python's Flying Circus 00:12
And now
Monty Python's Flying... S03 • E09 To the bergsonian idea of laughter - Monty Python's Flying Circus 00:09
To the bergsonian idea of laughter
Monty Python's Flying... S03 • E09 And now - Monty Python's Flying Circus 00:18
And now
And Now for Something... In this picture - And Now for Something Completely Different 00:42
In this picture
And Now for Something... Will you stand up - And Now for Something Completely Different 00:28
Will you stand up
And Now for Something... And now for something completely different - And Now for Something Completely Different 00:15
And now for something completely different
And Now for Something... ANNOUNCER: And now in stereo. - And Now for Something Completely Different 00:06
ANNOUNCER: And now in stereo.
And Now for Something... This is a frightened city - And Now for Something Completely Different 00:23
This is a frightened city
And Now for Something... No please No need to do that - And Now for Something Completely Different 00:04
No please No need to do that
And Now for Something... [BURPS] - And Now for Something Completely Different 00:10
[BURPS]
And Now for Something... ANNOUNCER: Yes, the war against the Hun continues. - And Now for Something Completely Different 00:24
ANNOUNCER: Yes, the war against the Hun continues.
And Now for Something... As this is only a one day event - And Now for Something Completely Different 00:13
As this is only a one day event
Monty Python and the Holy... Please Am I rightI'm not interested It could be carried by an African swallowOh yes An African swallow maybe Not a European swallow That's my point - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:14
Please Am I rightI'm not interested It could be carried...
Monty Python and the Holy... In the name of the Lordwe demand entrance to this sacred castleNo chance English bed wetting typesI burst my pimples at you and call your door opening request a silly thingYou tiny brained wipers of other people's bottoms - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:19
In the name of the Lordwe demand entrance to this sacred...
Monty Python and the Holy... Depart at this time and don't be approaching any moreor we fire arrows into your heads and make castanets out of your testicles - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:10
Depart at this time and don't be approaching any moreor...
Monty Python and the Holy... And now remain gone illegitimate faced bugger folk - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:06
And now remain gone illegitimate faced bugger folk
Fawlty Towers S01 • E01 I don't know where I'd be without you - Fawlty Towers 00:06
I don't know where I'd be without you
Fawlty Towers S01 • E02 Don't do anything we wouldn't do - Fawlty Towers 00:07
Don't do anything we wouldn't do
Fawlty Towers S01 • E02 What's the point in being alive - Fawlty Towers 00:05
What's the point in being alive
Fawlty Towers S01 • E03 Reminds me of somebody machine gunning a seal - Fawlty Towers 00:04
Reminds me of somebody machine gunning a seal
Fawlty Towers S01 • E03 Please don't alarm yourself it's only my wife laughing - Fawlty Towers 00:05
Please don't alarm yourself it's only my wife...
Fawlty Towers S01 • E03 I think it's very decent of your wife - Fawlty Towers 00:16
I think it's very decent of your wife
Fawlty Towers S01 • E03 Oh what a terrible dream - Fawlty Towers 00:03
Oh what a terrible dream
Fawlty Towers S01 • E04 Manuel will show you to your room if you're lucky - Fawlty Towers 00:05
Manuel will show you to your room if you're lucky
Fawlty Towers S01 • E04 Why don't you talk properly - Fawlty Towers 00:04
Why don't you talk properly
Fawlty Towers S01 • E05 Where's Sybil - Fawlty Towers 00:13
Where's Sybil
Fawlty Towers S01 • E06 The doctor's coming My God A doctor here in the hospital - Fawlty Towers 00:13
The doctor's coming My God A doctor here in the...
Fawlty Towers S01 • E06 Polly what's that smell Flowers - Fawlty Towers 00:12
Polly what's that smell Flowers
Fawlty Towers S01 • E06 I thought there was a drill Yes there is At 12 00 but not yet - Fawlty Towers 00:46
I thought there was a drill Yes there is At 12 00 but not...
Fawlty Towers S01 • E06 Now come along Don't touch me I don't know where you've been - Fawlty Towers 00:05
Now come along Don't touch me I don't know where...
Fawlty Towers S01 • E06 My dear woman a blow on the head like that - Fawlty Towers 00:08
My dear woman a blow on the head like that
Fawlty Towers S01 • E06 I got a bit confused 'cause everyone keeps mentioning the war - Fawlty Towers 00:05
I got a bit confused 'cause everyone keeps mentioning...
Fawlty Towers S01 • E06 Not for any German people You have absolutely no sense of humour do you - Fawlty Towers 00:06
Not for any German people You have absolutely no sense of...
Fawlty Towers S01 • E06 Who won the bloody war anyway - Fawlty Towers 00:04
Who won the bloody war anyway
Fawlty Towers S02 • E01 A satisfied customer We should have him stuffed - Fawlty Towers 00:04
A satisfied customer We should have him stuffed
Fawlty Towers S02 • E01 Deaf mad and blind - Fawlty Towers 00:04
Deaf mad and blind
Fawlty Towers S02 • E01 Is this a piece of your brain - Fawlty Towers 00:04
Is this a piece of your brain
Fawlty Towers S02 • E01 I can get down the stairs perfectly well by myself - Fawlty Towers 00:18
I can get down the stairs perfectly well by myself
Fawlty Towers S02 • E01 Seriously Sybil do you remember when we were first - Fawlty Towers 00:24
Seriously Sybil do you remember when we were first
Fawlty Towers S02 • E01 I'm gonna send you to a vivisectionist - Fawlty Towers 00:04
I'm gonna send you to a vivisectionist
Fawlty Towers S02 • E02 He can't Can't what - Fawlty Towers 00:19
He can't Can't what
Fawlty Towers S02 • E02 We have a Spanish porter we're training at the moment - Fawlty Towers 00:06
We have a Spanish porter we're training at the moment
Fawlty Towers S02 • E02 Mr Fawlty - Fawlty Towers 00:09
Mr Fawlty
Fawlty Towers S02 • E02 There's a psychiatrist in the hotel - Fawlty Towers 00:20
There's a psychiatrist in the hotel
Fawlty Towers S02 • E03 Not pureeing your loved ones that's the difficult part - Fawlty Towers 00:04
Not pureeing your loved ones that's the difficult part
Fawlty Towers S02 • E03 This Finnish floozy is your karate teacher is she - Fawlty Towers 00:08
This Finnish floozy is your karate teacher is she
Fawlty Towers S02 • E03 It says hotel outside Now is this a hotel or isn't it - Fawlty Towers 00:07
It says hotel outside Now is this a hotel or isn't it
Fawlty Towers S02 • E03 And I shall of course refund your money I know how important it is to you Americans - Fawlty Towers 00:10
And I shall of course refund your money I know how important...
Fawlty Towers S02 • E03 There's nothing I could do to please a pair like you - Fawlty Towers 00:23
There's nothing I could do to please a pair like you
Fawlty Towers S02 • E04 Good I'll go and lie down then No I won't I'll go and hit some guests - Fawlty Towers 00:05
Good I'll go and lie down then No I won't...
Fawlty Towers S02 • E05 Do I detect the smell of burning martyr - Fawlty Towers 00:05
Do I detect the smell of burning martyr
Fawlty Towers S02 • E05 Cr cy Poitiers Yom Kippur - Fawlty Towers 00:04
Cr cy Poitiers Yom Kippur
Fawlty Towers S02 • E05 I'm not going to talk to her Basil I'm going to look at her - Fawlty Towers 00:12
I'm not going to talk to her Basil I'm going to...
Fawlty Towers S02 • E06 That's our Our new chef just Just left Just popped out for a quick prayer I expect - Fawlty Towers 00:07
That's our Our new chef just Just left Just popped out...
Fawlty Towers S02 • E06 Next contestant Sybil Fawlty from Torquay special subject the bleedin' obvious - Fawlty Towers 00:06
Next contestant Sybil Fawlty from Torquay special subject...
Fawlty Towers S02 • E06 No I cannot abide cruelty to living creatures - Fawlty Towers 00:09
No I cannot abide cruelty to living creatures
Fawlty Towers S02 • E06 Manuel my wife informs me that you're depressed - Fawlty Towers 00:21
Manuel my wife informs me that you're depressed
Life of Brian What We are three wise menWell what are you doing creeping around a cow shed at 2 00 in the morningThat doesn't sound very wise to me - Life of Brian 00:11
What We are three wise menWell what are you doing creeping...
Life of Brian We were led by a star Led by a bottle more like Go on out - Life of Brian 00:14
We were led by a star Led by a bottle more like Go on out
Life of Brian Hmm What star sign is heWell Capricorn Capricorn eh What are they likeHe is the Son of God our MessiahKing of the JewsThat's Capricorn is it No that's just himOh I was gonna say otherwise there would be a lot of them - Life of Brian 00:21
Hmm What star sign is heWell Capricorn Capricorn eh What are...
Time Bandits Say good morning - Time Bandits 00:15
Say good morning
Time Bandits Well it helps pay the rent - Time Bandits 00:31
Well it helps pay the rent