John Cleese quotes in movies
King Gristle Sr.
Trolls
King
Shrek 2
Nearly Headless Nick
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone
Nearly Headless Nick
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
King
Shrek the Third
King
Shrek Forever After
Second Swallow-Savvy Guard
Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Professor Waldman
Mary Shelley's Frankenstein
Professor Barnhardt
The Day the Earth Stood Still
Announcer
And Now for Something Completely...
Archie Leach
A Fish Called Wanda
Waiter
Stranger Than Fiction
Sheriff Langston
Silverado
Narrator
Winnie the Pooh
Robin Hood
Time Bandits
Samuel the Sheep
Charlotte's Web
Jean-Bob
The Swan Princess
Rollo Lee
Fierce Creatures
R
The World Is Not Enough
Donald P. Sinclair
Rat Race
Halfdan the Black
Erik the Viking
Grizzled Sergeant
Around the World in 80 Days
An Ape Named 'Ape'
George of the Jungle
Bartender
The Big Picture
Director in Sotheby's
The Magic Christian
Professor Kipple
Planet 51
Otto Von Walrus
Arctic Dogs
Fairy Godmother
Charming
Chief Alien
Absolutely Anything
Bulldog
Planes
Narrator
The Big Year
Dreyfus
The Pink Panther 2
Mr. Munday
Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle
Q
Die Another Day
Dr. Plumford
The Jungle Book
Brian Stimpson
Clockwise
Fish #2
The Meaning of Life
Bridwell
Clifford the Big Red Dog
Charles Merchant
Scorched
James
The Adventures of Pluto Nash
Neville
The Great Muppet Caper
The Guv - Mr. Edly
Spud
Dr. Primkin
Man About Town
Wise Man #1
Life of Brian
Mercury
Valiant
Cat R. Waul
An American Tail: Fievel Goes West
Jones
The Best House in London
Raoul P. Shadgrind
Splitting Heirs
General Eeder
Albion: The Enchanted Stallion
Mr. Mersault
The Out of Towners
Dr. Glickenstein
Igor
Blind Pew
Yellowbeard
John Christmas
Father Christmas Is Back
Neighbour
Last of the Summer Wine
Dr. Liam Neesam
3rd Rock from the Sun
Self - Special Guest Star
The Muppet Show
Various Characters
At Last the 1948 Show
Announcer
Monty Python's Flying Circus
Adelaide
Over the Garden Wall
Lacrobat
Whoops Apocalypse
Basil Fawlty
Fawlty Towers
Martin
Speechless
John
The Very Excellent Mr. Dundee
Archie Vainglorious
Rally Road Racers
Clips with John Cleese
Shrek 2
00:51 Who on earth are they
Shrek 2
01:02 He croaked
Shrek 2
00:13 Bad donkey
Shrek 2
00:18 Where are we
Shrek 2
00:34 Who dares enter my room
Shrek 2
00:48 Tell us about where you live
Shrek 2
00:22 Some gender confused WOLF telling him that HIS princess is...
Shrek 2
00:18 Your majesty
Shrek 2
02:08 Look at him
Shrek 2
00:10 You were supposed to give her the potion
Shrek 2
00:50 So I suppose any grandchildren I could expect from you would...
Shrek 2
00:16 I just wish I could be the man you deserve
Shrek 2
01:24 I had hoped you would never see me like this
Shrek 2
00:25 He helped rescue me from the dragon
Shrek 2
00:41 You have forced me to do something I really don't want...
Shrek 2
00:59 B b but the whole kingdom's turned out to celebrate...
Shrek 2
00:09 Harold Shrek
Shrek 2
00:34 So I suppose any grandchildren I could expect from you would...
Shrek 2
00:09 Harold Shrek
Shrek 2
00:36 Excuse me I'm looking for the Ugly Stepsister
Shrek 2
00:55 1 knew this would happen You should You started it
Shrek 2
00:22 We made a deal Harold I assume you don't want me to go...
Shrek 2
00:50 I mean how charming can I be
Shrek 2
01:20 And that's why I have to let her go
Shrek 2
00:21 We made a deal Harold and I assume you don't want me to...
Shrek 2
00:49 I knew this would happen
Shrek 2
00:42 Clears throat Excuse me
Shrek 2
00:07 Harold Shrek
Shrek 2
00:14 Harold I'm sorry Lillian
Shrek 2
00:10 Harold You were supposed to give her the potion
Shrek 2
00:31 I suppose any grandchildren I could expect from you would be
Shrek 2
00:58 Darling
Shrek 2
00:15 Can I help you Your Majesty Ah yes Um
Shrek 2
00:10 No Dad It's all right It's all right He's...
Shrek 2
00:29 After I endured blistering winds scorching desert
Shrek 2
00:19 Harold
Shrek 2
00:34 Who dares enter my room
Shrek 2
00:48 So Fiona tell us about where you live
Shrek 2
00:47 Softly Who on earth are they Softly I think that's our...
Shrek 2
00:07 Harold Shrek
Harry Potter and the...
00:14 How are you
Harry Potter and the...
00:08 Hello How are you
Harry Potter and the...
00:08 Hello How are you
Shrek Forever After
00:35 As you can see everything's in order
Shrek Forever After
00:05 Nothing is worth more to us than our daughter
Shrek Forever After
Well if your kingdom's worth more to you than your...
Monty Python and the Holy...
00:56 Am I right
Monty Python and the Holy...
00:16 Depart a lot at this time
Monty Python and the Holy...
00:06 Remain gone
Monty Python and the Holy...
00:21 In the name of the Lord
Mary Shelley's...
00:08 How close did you get professor
Mary Shelley's...
00:33 Explain yourself Professor I'm sorry
Mary Shelley's...
00:34 Lock the door
Mary Shelley's...
00:44 You're not sticking that in me It's got a pox in...
Mary Shelley's...
00:36 And that is why the central nervous system
The Day the Earth Stood Still
00:36 There must be alternatives
The Day the Earth Stood Still
00:33 I have so many questions to ask you
The Day the Earth Stood Still
00:07 But it's only on the brink that people find the will to...
And Now for Something...
00:42 In this picture
And Now for Something...
00:15 And now for something completely different
And Now for Something...
00:13 As this is only a one day event
And Now for Something...
00:28 Will you stand up
And Now for Something...
00:23 This is a frightened city
And Now for Something...
00:04 No please No need to do that
A Fish Called Wanda
00:39 What the hell are you doing
A Fish Called Wanda
00:34 What the hell are you doing I might ask you the same...
Silverado
00:46 All I did was kiss a girl
Silverado
00:20 Lyin' Pete always said you'd hang
Silverado
01:02 Let's talk about you chaps