Clips with John Ketteringham

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Batman And what's with that stupid grinLife's been good to me - Batman 00:08
And what's with that stupid grinLife's been good...
Batman JOKER I got a live one here - Batman 00:04
JOKER I got a live one here
Batman Antoine got a little hot under the collar - Batman 00:05
Antoine got a little hot under the collar
Batman Haven't you ever heard of the healing power of laughter - Batman 00:05
Haven't you ever heard of the healing power of laughter
Batman JOKER: Now get out of here! - Batman 00:13
JOKER: Now get out of here!
Batman Go to the Globe follow that reporter Knox Take your cameraSee what he knows about this BatmanWhispers And Bobremember youare my number oneguy - Batman 00:24
Go to the Globe follow that reporter Knox Take your...
Batman Your palsthey're not bad peopleMaybe weought to give them a few days to think it overNoGrease them nowOkayYou are a vicious bastard RotelliI'm glad you're dead - Batman 00:36
Your palsthey're not bad peopleMaybe weought to give...
Batman I'm glad you're dead. - Batman 00:42
I'm glad you're dead.
Batman REPORTER: What is this affidavit you filed? - Batman 00:20
REPORTER: What is this affidavit you filed?
Batman ECKHARDT: Our accountants are looking into it. - Batman 00:07
ECKHARDT: Our accountants are looking into it.
Batman I smell fresh ink. - Batman 00:50
I smell fresh ink.
Batman Hello Vinnie It's your uncle BingoTime to pay the check - Batman 00:08
Hello Vinnie It's your uncle BingoTime to pay the check
Batman Won't this gang war dampen the city's 200th anniversary? - Batman 00:45
Won't this gang war dampen the city's 200th...
Batman JOKER BatmanBatmanCan somebody tell me what kind of a world we live inwhen a man dressed as a batgets all my pressThis town needs an enema - Batman 00:21
JOKER BatmanBatmanCan somebody tell me what kind of a world...
Batman May I have a glass of...water? - Batman 00:25
May I have a glass of...water?
Batman Alfred.... - Batman 00:09
Alfred....
Batman KNOX: Knox. - Batman 00:15
KNOX: Knox.
Batman So much to do and so little time. - Batman 00:14
So much to do and so little time.
Batman Who is that loss - Batman 00:05
Who is that loss
Batman Stop the press! - Batman 00:27
Stop the press!
Batman Stop the press Who is that - Batman 00:04
Stop the press Who is that
Batman I'm about......to get a new girl, Bobby. - Batman 00:23
I'm about......to get a new girl, Bobby.
Batman I'm of a mind to make some mooky - Batman 00:05
I'm of a mind to make some mooky
Batman JOKER Have you shipped a million of thoseMAN Yes sirShip them all We're going to take them out a whole new door - Batman 00:10
JOKER Have you shipped a million of thoseMAN Yes sirShip...
Batman FLOOR MANAGER: Ten seconds to transmission. - Batman 00:09
FLOOR MANAGER: Ten seconds to transmission.
Batman TV DlRECTOR: Cue music. - Batman 00:08
TV DlRECTOR: Cue music.
Batman JOKER New and improved Joker productsWith a new secret ingredientSmylexWhat's thatJOKER Let's go overto our blind taste testLove that JokerWhere's it coming fromHe doesn't look happy He's been using brand XBut with new Joker Brandi get a grin againJOKER - Batman 01:05
JOKER New and improved Joker productsWith a new secret...
Batman BRUCE: "Jack Napier, assault with a deadly weapon, age 15. - Batman 00:20
BRUCE: "Jack Napier, assault with a deadly weapon, age...
Batman ...six new deaths, with no clues as to the Joker's deadly weapon. - Batman 00:57
...six new deaths, with no clues as to the Joker's...
Batman Okay fine Thank you Wait a minute Alfred - Batman 01:06
Okay fine Thank you Wait a minute Alfred
Batman VlCKl: Mr. - Batman 00:09
VlCKl: Mr.
Batman GentlemenLet's broaden our minds Lawrence - Batman 00:07
GentlemenLet's broaden our minds Lawrence
Batman "The funkiest man You've ever seen "Tell you what his name is "Partyman, Partyman "Rock a party Like nobody can "Rules and regulations No place in this nation "Partyman, Partyman "Party people Say it now "Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah " The one-dollar bill. - Batman 00:44
"The funkiest man You've ever seen "Tell you...
Batman I kind of like this one Leave it - Batman 00:05
I kind of like this one Leave it
Batman You're beautiful... - Batman 00:28
You're beautiful...
Batman Crap CrapCrap CrapNow that's good workThe skulls the bodiesYou give it such a glow I don't know if it's art but I like it - Batman 00:22
Crap CrapCrap CrapNow that's good workThe skulls the...
Batman I was in the bath one daywhen I realized why I was destined for greatness - Batman 00:08
I was in the bath one daywhen I realized why I was destined...
Batman That is all behind me I now do what other people only dreamI make art until someone diesSeeI am the world's first fully functioning homicidal artist - Batman 00:17
That is all behind me I now do what other people only dreamI...
Batman What do you wantMy face on the one dollar billVicki sighsYou're jokingDo I look like I'm joking - Batman 00:14
What do you wantMy face on the one dollar billVicki...
Batman You will photograph and record my workYou will join me in the avant garde of the new aesthetic - Batman 00:09
You will photograph and record my workYou will join me in...
Batman ALlClA Jack you said I could watch you improve the paintingsI'm in trouble now - Batman 00:09
ALlClA Jack you said I could watch you improve the...
Batman I'm no Picasso, but...do you like it? - Batman 00:41
I'm no Picasso, but...do you like it?
Batman So what can I do for youA little song a little danceBatman's head on a lance - Batman 00:10
So what can I do for youA little song a little...
Batman You're insaneI thought I was a Pisces Come on - Batman 00:06
You're insaneI thought I was a Pisces Come on
Batman JOKER: Help me! - Batman 00:10
JOKER: Help me!
Batman Where does he get those wonderful toys? - Batman 00:14
Where does he get those wonderful toys?
Batman Where does he get those wonderful toys - Batman 00:05
Where does he get those wonderful toys
Batman See that thing on my belt Grab it - Batman 00:07
See that thing on my belt Grab it
Batman GOON: No blood. - Batman 00:24
GOON: No blood.
Batman BOB: Shoot her! - Batman 00:06
BOB: Shoot her!
Batman BATMAN: Shields open. - Batman 00:07
BATMAN: Shields open.
Batman You weigh a little more than 108 - Batman 00:06
You weigh a little more than 108
Batman BATMAN: You weigh more than 108. - Batman 00:06
BATMAN: You weigh more than 108.
Batman BATMAN: Be careful. - Batman 00:18
BATMAN: Be careful.
Batman VlCKl: What is all this? - Batman 00:33
VlCKl: What is all this?
Batman BATMAN: Take that to the press. - Batman 00:48
BATMAN: Take that to the press.
Batman A lot of people think you're as dangerous as the JokerBATMAN He's psychoticSome people say the same thing about youBATMAN What peopleWell let's face itYou're not exactly normal are youBATMAN It's not exactly a normal world - Batman 00:25
A lot of people think you're as dangerous as the...
Batman He took the film. - Batman 00:29
He took the film.
Batman Avoid the following combinations: Deodorants with baby powder, hairspray, and lipstick. - Batman 00:40
Avoid the following combinations: Deodorants with baby...
Batman I have given a name to my painand it is Batman - Batman 00:07
I have given a name to my painand it is Batman
Batman We've got a flying mouse to killand I want to clean my claws - Batman 00:07
We've got a flying mouse to killand I want to clean my...
Batman ALFRED: Sir, Miss Vale called again. - Batman 00:20
ALFRED: Sir, Miss Vale called again.
Batman BRUCE: This is a nice apartment. - Batman 00:08
BRUCE: This is a nice apartment.
Batman Listen, I came over to... - Batman 00:39
Listen, I came over to...
Batman You're a real nice girl and I like you a lot but right now shut up - Batman 00:06
You're a real nice girl and I like you a lot but right...
Batman My life is reallycomplex - Batman 00:09
My life is reallycomplex
Batman What I'm trying to tell you is.... - Batman 00:23
What I'm trying to tell you is....
Batman I'm Batman - Batman 00:04
I'm Batman
Batman JOKER: Miss me? - Batman 00:08
JOKER: Miss me?
Batman JOKER Miss meNice place you got here Lots of spaceVicki we've really got to talkJOKER I'm very upsetJOKER We were having dinnerI was a man doing well with a beautiful womanAnd without so much as an apologyyou ran off with that sideshow phony - Batman 00:33
JOKER Miss meNice place you got here Lots of spaceVicki...