Jon Linton quotes in movies

Clips with Jon Linton

Pufnstuf [ Barks ] - Pufnstuf 00:06
[ Barks ]
Pufnstuf Gee whillikers A solid gold talking flute with a diamond skin condition - Pufnstuf 00:08
Gee whillikers A solid gold talking flute with a diamond...
Pufnstuf Pops So they wanna fight dirty eh - Pufnstuf 00:08
Pops So they wanna fight dirty eh
Pufnstuf Witchiepoo I'm warning you sickies for the last time - Pufnstuf 00:08
Witchiepoo I'm warning you sickies for the last time
Pufnstuf Hey bub is this a witch's castle - Pufnstuf 00:06
Hey bub is this a witch's castle
Pufnstuf Hey bub is this a witch's castle - Pufnstuf 00:06
Hey bub is this a witch's castle
Pufnstuf Witches and children first Gangway - Pufnstuf 00:06
Witches and children first Gangway
Pufnstuf Oh why didn't I listen to Mother Sniffles - Pufnstuf 00:12
Oh why didn't I listen to Mother Sniffles
Pufnstuf Please witchiepoo Calm down Calm down he says - Pufnstuf 00:18
Please witchiepoo Calm down Calm down he says
Pufnstuf How do you get out of this chicken outfit - Pufnstuf 00:06
How do you get out of this chicken outfit
Pufnstuf Roses are red Violets are blue Look who's here witchiepoo - Pufnstuf 00:09
Roses are red Violets are blue Look who's here...
Pufnstuf I've heard about the birds and the bees but this is ridiculous - Pufnstuf 00:09
I've heard about the birds and the bees but this is...
Pufnstuf They're missing That's why we came out to look for them - Pufnstuf 00:13
They're missing That's why we came out to look for...
Pufnstuf Wait a minute You talk funny - Pufnstuf 00:22
Wait a minute You talk funny
Pufnstuf All right Carry on with the happy hour girls Eat drink and be rotten - Pufnstuf 00:06
All right Carry on with the happy hour girls Eat drink and...
Pufnstuf Don't leave me Ah go to heaven - Pufnstuf 00:05
Don't leave me Ah go to heaven
Pufnstuf Freddy He's with the angels now - Pufnstuf 00:05
Freddy He's with the angels now
Pufnstuf What is it about you rotten good guys - Pufnstuf 00:14
What is it about you rotten good guys
10 Have you taken anything for it - 10 00:14
Have you taken anything for it
10 I've been getting strange vibrations - 10 00:05
I've been getting strange vibrations
10 That son of a bitch has a bigger telescope than we have - 10 01:02
That son of a bitch has a bigger telescope than we have
10 Okay you define it - 10 01:09
Okay you define it
10 Some of my oldest and dearest friends are broads - 10 00:16
Some of my oldest and dearest friends are broads
10 I thought we were going to make love - 10 00:11
I thought we were going to make love
10 Does he do anything except swim and jog on the beach - 10 00:10
Does he do anything except swim and jog on the beach
10 Hugh sometimes you really are a pain in the ass fag - 10 00:46
Hugh sometimes you really are a pain in the ass fag
10 That she was the most beautiful girl I had ever seen - 10 00:16
That she was the most beautiful girl I had ever seen
10 I don't like - 10 01:10
I don't like
10 Whenever Mrs Kissel breaks wind we beat the dog - 10 00:05
Whenever Mrs Kissel breaks wind we beat the dog
10 You better take it easy Pain pills and alcohol don't mix - 10 00:07
You better take it easy Pain pills and alcohol don't...
10 We've nothing in common - 10 00:13
We've nothing in common
10 He's going through male menopause Come on - 10 00:12
He's going through male menopause Come on
10 Lest ye judge harshly remember - 10 00:13
Lest ye judge harshly remember
10 Oh I'd like strong black coffee and some amphetamines - 10 00:16
Oh I'd like strong black coffee and some amphetamines
10 By what name are you known sir - 10 00:24
By what name are you known sir
10 When do you plan on coming back - 10 00:46
When do you plan on coming back
10 You were dancing with your wife - 10 00:25
You were dancing with your wife
10 I don't mean to be rude but aren't you George Webber - 10 00:16
I don't mean to be rude but aren't you George...
10 George - 10 00:39
George
10 So don't go punching any walls Georgie huh - 10 00:11
So don't go punching any walls Georgie huh
10 I was in the Royal Air Force as a matter of fact - 10 00:20
I was in the Royal Air Force as a matter of fact
10 Lounge WOMAN Mr Webber please - 10 00:24
Lounge WOMAN Mr Webber please
10 About two weeks ago David and I saw you on Dinah Shore - 10 00:34
About two weeks ago David and I saw you on Dinah Shore
10 What's fair about a man - 10 00:15
What's fair about a man
10 I like different music for different things - 10 00:12
I like different music for different things
10 Did you ever do it to Ravel's Bolero - 10 00:18
Did you ever do it to Ravel's Bolero
10 Uncle Fred said Bolero was the most descriptive sex music ever written - 10 00:10
Uncle Fred said Bolero was the most descriptive sex music...
10 George - 10 00:05
George
10 What It's better if I'm on top - 10 00:05
What It's better if I'm on top
10 If I sleep with someone it's because I want to - 10 00:08
If I sleep with someone it's because I want to
10 Nothing wrong with being happy - 10 00:07
Nothing wrong with being happy
10 I don't know your problem but you won't solve it by solving mine - 10 00:14
I don't know your problem but you won't solve it...
10 SINGING It's easy to say - 10 00:10
SINGING It's easy to say
10 We spend too much time arguing and not enough making love - 10 00:18
We spend too much time arguing and not enough making love
10 And I've had it - 10 00:24
And I've had it