Clips with Jon Gries

Joysticks I don't like seats - Joysticks 00:04
I don't like seats
Joysticks You and I have something in common - Joysticks 00:11
You and I have something in common
Joysticks And if you're half the leader I think you are - Joysticks 00:08
And if you're half the leader I think you are
Real Genius Did you wanna borrow my pajamas - Real Genius 00:10
Did you wanna borrow my pajamas
Real Genius Then I'm happy and sad for you - Real Genius 00:18
Then I'm happy and sad for you
TerrorVision Da da da da da da charge - TerrorVision 00:07
Da da da da da da charge
TerrorVision Hey old dude - TerrorVision 00:28
Hey old dude
TerrorVision Hey little dude - TerrorVision 00:12
Hey little dude
TerrorVision Whispers Did you feel something - TerrorVision 00:12
Whispers Did you feel something
TerrorVision Sis don't go in there - TerrorVision 00:11
Sis don't go in there
TerrorVision Sherman will you shut up about the monster - TerrorVision 00:11
Sherman will you shut up about the monster
TerrorVision Careful you geek that thing's loaded - TerrorVision 00:12
Careful you geek that thing's loaded
TerrorVision Be right back okay baby - TerrorVision 00:11
Be right back okay baby
TerrorVision Hey dig this stupid movie - TerrorVision 00:06
Hey dig this stupid movie
TerrorVision Whoa psychedelic - TerrorVision 00:28
Whoa psychedelic
TerrorVision Don't shoot me dude - TerrorVision 00:04
Don't shoot me dude
TerrorVision OD Did you see that - TerrorVision 00:17
OD Did you see that
TerrorVision Oh this is too rude - TerrorVision 00:14
Oh this is too rude
TerrorVision All right - TerrorVision 00:07
All right
TerrorVision Ooh bad tune dude - TerrorVision 00:11
Ooh bad tune dude
TerrorVision What are we going to do with him - TerrorVision 00:28
What are we going to do with him
TerrorVision Medusa maybe she'll help us - TerrorVision 00:11
Medusa maybe she'll help us
TerrorVision Whoa I hope this guy's house trained - TerrorVision 00:04
Whoa I hope this guy's house trained
TerrorVision Well you know that monster I told you about - TerrorVision 00:32
Well you know that monster I told you about
TerrorVision Hey hold your horses turkey - TerrorVision 00:14
Hey hold your horses turkey
TerrorVision Shh come on now be quiet okay - TerrorVision 00:15
Shh come on now be quiet okay
TerrorVision Hey hey don't let any strangers in - TerrorVision 00:06
Hey hey don't let any strangers in
Fright Night Part 2 You're supposed to bite her on the neck - Fright Night Part 2 00:09
You're supposed to bite her on the neck
Fright Night Part 2 You scared me to death - Fright Night Part 2 00:06
You scared me to death
Get Shorty Excuse me bro' but who the fuck are you - Get Shorty 00:06
Excuse me bro' but who the fuck are you
Get Shorty You must be one of those quick draw artists - Get Shorty 00:16
You must be one of those quick draw artists
Men in Black Goddamn it Jeebs I don't know - Men in Black 00:04
Goddamn it Jeebs I don't know
The Pretender 2001 Miss Parker I'm getting a pretty weird feeling about this - The Pretender 2001 00:23
Miss Parker I'm getting a pretty weird feeling about...
The Pretender 2001 You okay Broots Yeah - The Pretender 2001 00:10
You okay Broots Yeah
The Pretender 2001 First there's the explosion in the D C Underground - The Pretender 2001 00:31
First there's the explosion in the D C Underground
Northfork I heard in California - Northfork 00:15
I heard in California
The Rundown Never met an American who didn't like guns - The Rundown 00:16
Never met an American who didn't like guns
The Rundown You think they're dead - The Rundown 00:12
You think they're dead
The Rundown Somebody just shoot him - The Rundown 00:12
Somebody just shoot him
Napoleon Dynamite What are you doing here - Napoleon Dynamite 00:13
What are you doing here
Napoleon Dynamite So when's grandma coming back - Napoleon Dynamite 00:17
So when's grandma coming back
Napoleon Dynamite It's pretty cool - Napoleon Dynamite 00:33
It's pretty cool
Napoleon Dynamite What about your girlfriend - Napoleon Dynamite 00:15
What about your girlfriend
Napoleon Dynamite I'm just really tryin'to raise a few bucks right now so I can bring her around for a few days - Napoleon Dynamite 00:25
I'm just really tryin'to raise a few bucks right...
Napoleon Dynamite Back in '82 I used to be able to throw a pigskin a quarter mile - Napoleon Dynamite 00:11
Back in '82 I used to be able to throw a pigskin a...
Napoleon Dynamite How much you wanna make a bet I can throw a football over them mountains - Napoleon Dynamite 00:18
How much you wanna make a bet I can throw a football over...
Napoleon Dynamite I reckon you know a lot about cyberspace - Napoleon Dynamite 00:30
I reckon you know a lot about cyberspace
Napoleon Dynamite So how long are we talkin'about workin' - Napoleon Dynamite 00:43
So how long are we talkin'about workin'
Napoleon Dynamite We also need some way to make us look official like we got all the answers - Napoleon Dynamite 00:20
We also need some way to make us look official like we got...
Napoleon Dynamite Turn your head on more of a slant - Napoleon Dynamite 01:05
Turn your head on more of a slant
Napoleon Dynamite Now if you invest in the 24 piece set - Napoleon Dynamite 00:25
Now if you invest in the 24 piece set
Napoleon Dynamite Lance you look like a strong young pup - Napoleon Dynamite 00:24
Lance you look like a strong young pup
Napoleon Dynamite Is Trisha here Oh I'm sorry she's not - Napoleon Dynamite 00:57
Is Trisha here Oh I'm sorry she's not
Napoleon Dynamite I wish you wouldn't look at me like that Napoleon - Napoleon Dynamite 00:28
I wish you wouldn't look at me like that Napoleon
Napoleon Dynamite Napoleon you know we can't afford the fun pack - Napoleon Dynamite 00:13
Napoleon you know we can't afford the fun pack
Napoleon Dynamite Why don't you sell some to that girlfriend of yours - Napoleon Dynamite 00:11
Why don't you sell some to that girlfriend of yours
Napoleon Dynamite Grandma just called and said you're supposed to go home - Napoleon Dynamite 00:28
Grandma just called and said you're supposed to go home
Napoleon Dynamite I don't feel comfortable reading this - Napoleon Dynamite 00:33
I don't feel comfortable reading this
Stick It You used to be such a good kid - Stick It 00:14
You used to be such a good kid
The Smell of Success H Ho How long do you th think she'll last - The Smell of Success 00:37
H Ho How long do you th think she'll last
Unicorn City We have swine on the spit - Unicorn City 00:06
We have swine on the spit
Unicorn City How many fingers am I holding up Two - Unicorn City 00:08
How many fingers am I holding up Two
Unicorn City Oh that's gross - Unicorn City 00:05
Oh that's gross