Jon Lovitz quotes in movies

Jumpin' Jack Flash 00:12

And look he's been shopping at Walgreens again

Three Amigos! 00:22

Why don't you come down here and sit on my lap

Big 00:39

The Dinky Link

Big 00:15

See that girl over there in the red

Big 00:19

What is this Payday

My Stepmother Is an Alien 00:15

He thinks he's cute doesn't he Yes but I was...

My Stepmother Is an Alien 00:13

That was the most beautiful woman I've ever seen

An American Tail: Fievel Goes... 00:11

I say you cheatin' You played your last hand Chula

An American Tail: Fievel Goes... 00:11

Mouse overboard

An American Tail: Fievel Goes... 00:16

Right I want the subversive

An American Tail: Fievel Goes... 00:10

Inky dinky spider caught a mouse in his web

A League of Their Own 00:14

Did you promise the cows to write

A League of Their Own 00:53

Doesn't that hurt them

A League of Their Own 00:08

I don't want you

A League of Their Own 00:11

No skin off my ashtabula

A League of Their Own 00:48

I'll throw him a few

A League of Their Own 00:13

If I had your job

A League of Their Own 00:04

WOMAN Sir your knee Like it

A League of Their Own 00:05

ERNIE Did you promise the cows you'd write

A League of Their Own 00:05

One foot in front of the other

A League of Their Own 00:10

How it works is

A League of Their Own 00:09

ERNIE Hey cowgirls see the grass

A League of Their Own 00:10

Grab a shower and shave

Coneheads 00:09

Hello Mr Uh de sicko

North 00:08

One Coca Cola Right here

North 00:10

Throughout the world This thing is getting bigger than we...

North 00:16

According to Arthur belt the rising politician who drafted...

Trapped in Paradise 00:27

I'm telling you if I had a gun on me right now

Trapped in Paradise 00:40

Do you boys really um Do you boys really want to do this

Trapped in Paradise 00:15

Keep 'em up Where are you going

Trapped in Paradise 00:12

Good good It's just your basic yoga I learned it in...

Trapped in Paradise 00:05

Aw g'wan ya sons of bitches

Trapped in Paradise 00:24

Where are we headed

Trapped in Paradise 00:09

Eh I didn't have snow chains

Trapped in Paradise 00:09

Wha What happened Our car ran off the road

Trapped in Paradise 00:19

We're not gonna hurt her as long as you do the right...

Trapped in Paradise 00:07

Did you see my pez dispenser anywhere

Trapped in Paradise 00:09

I'm getting this feeling

Trapped in Paradise 00:46

I can't go back to prison I learned my lesson already

The Great White Hype 00:07

I'll stick my dick so far your fuckin' ass...

The Great White Hype 00:06

I cannot make caviar out of fisheggs

Matilda 00:03

Are you ready to get sticky with Mickey

Matilda 00:18

For those idiots who don't know how to play here's...

The Wedding Singer 00:29

Should I thank Linda

The Wedding Singer 00:09

He's losing his mind

Little Nicky 00:11

Rough day at the office Mrs Dunleavy

Little Nicky 00:09

Ohh I wish you'd let me rub those feet

Little Nicky 00:06

I think Victoria just told me her secret

Little Nicky 00:06

Oh my deedly dee Are those things for me

Little Nicky 00:12

Ohh Scottie Dunleavy

Little Nicky 00:05

I deserve this I deserve this

Small Time Crooks 00:11

What you gonna do with that Burn it down

Small Time Crooks 00:10

Remember my nickname in the joint

Small Time Crooks 00:21

I say she gets a share but not a full share

3000 Miles to Graceland 00:16

Are you going to kill me

Cats & Dogs 00:15

Why is the game afoot l mean no

Cats & Dogs 00:42

Oh l forgot your bow

Cats & Dogs 00:34

The ninjas failed Failure is unacceptable

Cats & Dogs 00:04

Get out of the road

Cats & Dogs 00:05

Because I hate you No No

Rat Race 00:32

Isn't this wonderful

Rat Race 00:19

It's some sort of joke

Rat Race 00:18

Your daughter has to go to the bathroom

Rat Race 00:19

I'm prairie dogging it

Rat Race 00:42

Barbie joined the SS in 1935

Rat Race 00:20

I can't believe it

Rat Race 00:23

Where did you get that

Rat Race 00:08

I really like your dike

Rat Race 00:06

This is Hitler's car

Rat Race 00:08

I do not want to work at Home Depot