Clips with Jonah Hill

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Superbad Super gay All right let's stop this madnessLet's just go get some dessert I can't I gotta go meet my counselorI'm picking out my classes for next yearSo I gotta sit and eat dessert alone like I'm fucking Steven GlanzbergI gue Yeah I mean what do you want - Superbad 00:18
Super gay All right let's stop this madnessLet's...
Superbad Plus you know you scratch our backs we'll scratch yoursWell Jules the funny thing about my backis that it's located on my cock - Superbad 00:10
Plus you know you scratch our backs we'll scratch...
Superbad Evan Get into the gameKick it over to meSeth Get off the fieldGet out of here They're gonna make me run lapsJust fucking listen okayJules and her stupid fucking friend asked me to buy her alcoholBut not just her for her whole party You know what that - Superbad 02:27
Evan Get into the gameKick it over to meSeth Get off the...
Superbad By some miracle we were paired up and she actually thought of meThought of me enough to decide I was the guy she would trustwith the whole fun ness of her party She wants to fuck meShe wants my dick in or around her mouth - Superbad 00:14
By some miracle we were paired up and she actually thought...
Superbad Seth Mom is making a pubie salad I need some Seth's Own dressing - Superbad 00:06
Seth Mom is making a pubie salad I need some Seth's Own...
Superbad L'll be like the Iron Chef of pounding vag - Superbad 00:04
L'll be like the Iron Chef of pounding vag
Superbad Hey Greg why don't you go piss your pants againThat was eight years ago asshole People don't forget - Superbad 00:07
Hey Greg why don't you go piss your pants againThat was...
Superbad That way you know she'll be drunk You know when girls sayI was so shitfaced last night I shouldn't have fucked that guyWe could be that mistake - Superbad 00:10
That way you know she'll be drunk You know when girls...
Superbad Yo guys What's up Fogell where have you been manYou almost gave me a goddamn heart attackLet me see it Did you pussy out No no man I got itIt's flawless Check itHawaiiAll right that's good It's hard to trace I guessWait you changed your name to - Superbad 01:44
Yo guys What's up Fogell where have you been manYou...
Superbad Why would you park in the staff parking lotShut the fuck up FogellI mean because you're not staffI know that Fagell I know that - Superbad 00:12
Why would you park in the staff parking lotShut the fuck up...
Superbad Why don't you just wear what you wore to schoolI can't do that I can't let Jules see me in what I wore to schoolIt's completely unbecomingNo one's gotten a handjob in cargo shorts since Nam - Superbad 00:13
Why don't you just wear what you wore to schoolI...
Superbad No one's gotten a handjob in cargo shorts since Nam - Superbad 00:05
No one's gotten a handjob in cargo shorts since Nam
Superbad You look like Pinocchio - Superbad 00:07
You look like Pinocchio
Superbad Don't do it kidI never had a choice - Superbad 00:10
Don't do it kidI never had a choice
Superbad This whole thing is bigger than you FogellSo grow a pair of nuts and fucking walk in there and buy the alcoholWhat if I don't feel like it anymore Seth WhatThen I'll fucking kill you okayI'll stab you through your fucking heartNo you can do this man Come - Superbad 00:32
This whole thing is bigger than you FogellSo grow a pair of...
Superbad This plan's been fucked since Jump Street - Superbad 00:04
This plan's been fucked since Jump Street
Superbad Oh Evan Thank you for bringing that lube for my pussyI never would've been able to handle your fucking 4 inch dickinside my pussy without that gigantic bottle of lube - Superbad 00:12
Oh Evan Thank you for bringing that lube for my pussyI never...
Superbad I heard she got breast reduction surgeryWhat Making your tits smallerThat's like slapping God for giving you a gorgeous giftShe had back problems man - Superbad 00:10
I heard she got breast reduction surgeryWhat Making your...
Superbad And it's not just making them smaller They completely reshape themThey make them more supple and symmetricalI gotta catch a glimpse of these warlocksLet's make a move - Superbad 00:12
And it's not just making them smaller They completely...
Superbad I'm gonna be totally honest with youI have a warrant out for a totally nonviolent crimeOkay There Mercy Street guysI'll be honest with you for a secondYou better get us a shitload of cash or a shitload of alcoholor you're going to fucking prisonWhat are - Superbad 00:55
I'm gonna be totally honest with youI have a warrant...
Superbad Fuck this man You're just gonna bail on me - Superbad 00:13
Fuck this man You're just gonna bail on me
Superbad Whats it look like - Superbad 00:05
Whats it look like
Superbad And what the hell is thisI don't fucking It's detergent Yeah what are you doing with itI got fucking blood on my pants - Superbad 00:13
And what the hell is thisI don't fucking It's...
Superbad You fucking prick WhatYou bailed on me I didn't bail on youYeah you didYou said you were gonna do something and you didn't do itThat's bailingYou're the one that dragged me to that fucking party with those lunaticsI didn't bail on you You bailed on me - Superbad 01:39
You fucking prick WhatYou bailed on me I didn't bail on...
Superbad I don't understand why you were smoking cigarettes with those copsBecause I fucking ruleWe are so gonna get laid tonight I am I'm gonna get laid - Superbad 00:10
I don't understand why you were smoking cigarettes with...
Superbad For you - Superbad 00:08
For you
Superbad What the fuck man - Superbad 00:03
What the fuck man
Superbad That's what I was afraid of - Superbad 00:17
That's what I was afraid of
Superbad I just love you I just wanna go to the rooftops and screamI love my best friend EvanWe should go up on my roof For sure - Superbad 00:10
I just love you I just wanna go to the rooftops and screamI...
Superbad Yeah man they go nuts for that The male camel toeYeah the camel tail It's right - Superbad 00:08
Yeah man they go nuts for that The male camel toeYeah the...
Superbad It's like a three thing It's like ball dick ballIt's like a division sign - Superbad 00:06
It's like a three thing It's like ball dick...
Superbad I had such bad acne last yearthat I pretty much became like an expert on the stuffWell you drove Evan drove me here though soWell so Well I mean I have my dad's carSo I could just give you a liftand then Evan could take Becca homeIf that works I don't - Superbad 00:46
I had such bad acne last yearthat I pretty much became like...
Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story You need to get your shit together - Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story 01:02
You need to get your shit together
How to Train Your Dragon OK but I hit a Night FuryIt's not like the last few times Dad I really actually hit itYou guys were busy I had a very clear shotIt went down off Raven Point Let's get a search partyStopJust stopEvery time you step outside disaster followsCan you not see - How to Train Your Dragon 01:05
OK but I hit a Night FuryIt's not like the last few...
How to Train Your Dragon Let's get started The recruit who does bestwill win the honor of killing his first dragonin front of the entire villageHiccup already killed a Night Fury so does that disqualify himCan I transfer to the class with the cool Vikings - How to Train Your Dragon 00:17
Let's get started The recruit who does bestwill win the...
How to Train Your Dragon I moved into my parents' basement Come by sometime and work outYou look like you work outSnotlout You're doneSo it's just you and me huhNope just you - How to Train Your Dragon 00:13
I moved into my parents' basement Come by sometime and...
How to Train Your Dragon Everything we know about every dragon we know ofNo attacks tonight Study upWait you mean readWhile we're still aliveWhy read words when you can just kill the stuffthe words tell you stuff aboutI've read it seven times There's this water dragonthat sprays - How to Train Your Dragon 00:29
Everything we know about every dragon we know ofNo attacks...
How to Train Your Dragon And with one twist he took my hand and swallowed it wholeI saw the look on his face I was deliciousHe must have passed the wordbecause it wasn't a month before another one of them took my legIsn't it weird to think your hand was inside a dragonLike if - How to Train Your Dragon 00:43
And with one twist he took my hand and swallowed it wholeI...
How to Train Your Dragon Fishlegs break it down OKHeavily armored skull and tail made for bashing and crushingSteer clear of both Small eyes large nostrilsRelies on hearing and smellOK Lout Legs Hang in its blind spot make noise keep it confusedRuff Tuff find out if it has a shot - How to Train Your Dragon 00:30
Fishlegs break it down OKHeavily armored skull and tail made...
How to Train Your Dragon I can't miss What's wrong buddy Something in your eye - How to Train Your Dragon 00:06
I can't miss What's wrong buddy Something in your...
The Wolf of Wall Street You made 72 grand in one monthYeahI'll tell you whatYou show me a pay stub for 72 000 on itI quit my job right now and I work for youDonnie Hey Paulie what's upNo yeah yeah No everything's fineHey listen I quit - The Wolf of Wall Street 00:29
You made 72 grand in one monthYeahI'll tell you whatYou...
The Wolf of Wall Street I heard some stupid shit I don't knowFuck I didn't even want to bring it up It's justIt's stupid Shit with meYou know people say shit I don't even knowI don't even listen to it half the timeWhat are they sayingShit about you and your cousin or something - The Wolf of Wall Street 01:42
I heard some stupid shit I don't knowFuck I didn't...
The Wolf of Wall Street Like you married your cousin or some stupid shit NoYeah my wife YeahMy wife is my cousin or whateverBut it's not like what you think or whatever you knowIs she like a first cousin or is sheYeah no she's you knowHer her fatheris the brother of my momIt's - The Wolf of Wall Street 00:41
Like you married your cousin or some stupid shit NoYeah my...
The Wolf of Wall Street Listen I'm really you knowI'm really appreciative for this fucking jobI'm really enjoying itI'm really happy with what you're doingActually I got you a little presentYou got me a present I got you somethingOh fuck You're sweetYeah It's in the back - The Wolf of Wall Street 01:26
Listen I'm really you knowI'm really appreciative...
The Wolf of Wall Street 430 000 in one month jordy huhFour hundred and fucking 30 000 fucking dollars in one fucking monthGood morning They're business expenses RelaxMax Business expenses Jordan YesJordy look what you got here WhatLook at this 26 000 for one fucking dinnerOkay - The Wolf of Wall Street 00:45
430 000 in one month jordy huhFour hundred and fucking 30...
The Wolf of Wall Street The IRS they allow for t a It's fine - The Wolf of Wall Street 00:04
The IRS they allow for t a It's fine
The Wolf of Wall Street What kind of hooker takes credit cardsA rich one - The Wolf of Wall Street 00:05
What kind of hooker takes credit cardsA rich one
The Wolf of Wall Street Donnie what the fuck are you doingYou piece ofYou're gonna have to excuse my friend He gets - The Wolf of Wall Street 00:16
Donnie what the fuck are you doingYou piece ofYou're...
The Wolf of Wall Street What the fuck is that kid doingWhat's he doingThe biggest ipo in this firm's historyWhat the fuck is he doingJanet Is he is he wearing a bow tieHow're you doingGoodYou cleaning the fish bowlI just I had a minute andYou had a minuteAnd today you needed to - The Wolf of Wall Street 01:26
What the fuck is that kid doingWhat's he doingThe...
The Wolf of Wall Street Jesus ChristFuckDonnieDonnie this isn't funny You gotta untie me buddyI can't untie youThe captain tied you upHe almost fucking tasered youHe's got a fear of flyingAhDonnie He's very nervous on planes I'm sorryit's not you sweetheart don't beat yourself - The Wolf of Wall Street 00:53
Jesus ChristFuckDonnieDonnie this isn't funny You gotta...
The Wolf of Wall Street Jesus Christ I think you have a fucking drug problemWhere are the ludesWhere are the ludesThey're up my ass Don't worry about itI got it OkayThank god - The Wolf of Wall Street 00:15
Jesus Christ I think you have a fucking drug problemWhere...
The Wolf of Wall Street You're gonna mash whose fucking teeth inWhose fucking teeth are you gonna mash inI put the money on that fucking table Not youI'm the reason we have this whole fucking dealHe's got a gun you fucking idiot Fuck his gun - The Wolf of Wall Street 00:12
You're gonna mash whose fucking teeth inWhose fucking...
The Wolf of Wall Street You know what You're a fucking pill dealerI got five more just like you broKeep talking you fucking piece of shitYou know what else You dress like shitSo fuck youFucking motherfucker Oh JesusHow about that faggot Who's a faggotJordan You okay Hey pal - The Wolf of Wall Street 00:16
You know what You're a fucking pill dealerI got five...
The Wolf of Wall Street Just put the fucking car in parkyou dumb fucking idiotI can't close this briefcaseOne fucking dayOne fucking day you couldn't keep it togetherI'm fucked up BradGotta be fucking kidding me Fucked upIt's a joke It's a jokeI'm sober Jesus fucking Christ - The Wolf of Wall Street 00:25
Just put the fucking car in parkyou dumb fucking idiotI...
The Wolf of Wall Street I check my fucking messages every daywhen I come home from work Did youMy answering machine Zero Didn't get one huhI got a blinking lightbecause I don't have shit from youYou know what you got a big fucking mouth okayI got my wife checking the - The Wolf of Wall Street 00:40
I check my fucking messages every daywhen I come home from...
The Wolf of Wall Street Are you trying to kiss me bro - The Wolf of Wall Street 00:03
Are you trying to kiss me bro
The Wolf of Wall Street It's fucking good rightFucked upGet off the phoneWhat the fuck JordanYour daughter's in the house - The Wolf of Wall Street 00:16
It's fucking good rightFucked upGet off the phoneWhat...
The Wolf of Wall Street Fuck you USA Fuck you Fuck you Fuck you - The Wolf of Wall Street 00:07
Fuck you USA Fuck you Fuck you Fuck you
The Wolf of Wall Street DonnieHold on babyDonnieDonnieWhat Hold on babyGet the fucking ludesI don't wanna die JordanI did a lot of bad shit I'm going to hell JordanI fucked up I fucked up so badGet the ludes DownstairsWhat are you sayingFuckGet the ludesI can't go down there - The Wolf of Wall Street 01:46
DonnieHold on babyDonnieDonnieWhat Hold on babyGet the...
The Wolf of Wall Street I don't wanna die JordanI did a lot of bad shit I'm going to hell Jordan - The Wolf of Wall Street 00:06
I don't wanna die JordanI did a lot of bad shit...
The Wolf of Wall Street Woof I hate that fucking dogYeah he's getting old and decrepitStarting to shit in the house again - The Wolf of Wall Street 00:08
Woof I hate that fucking dogYeah he's getting old and...
The Wolf of Wall Street I'll tell you what I will never eat in a Benihana again I don't care whose whose birthday it is - The Wolf of Wall Street 00:10
I'll tell you what I will never eat in a Benihana again...
The Wolf of Wall Street I'll tell you one thingI'm never eating at benihana againI don't care whose birthday it is - The Wolf of Wall Street 00:10
I'll tell you one thingI'm never eating at...
The Wolf of Wall Street You want a beer palWhat are you drinkingI got this non alcoholic shitWhat's thatA non alcoholic beer It's got no alcoholIt's a beer Yeah with no alcoholBut if you drink enoughif you drink a lot they get you fucked upNo there's no alcohol That's the - The Wolf of Wall Street 00:41
You want a beer palWhat are you drinkingI got this non...
Night at the Museum: Battle of... Shove your hands into your pockets put your attitude way downand also be nice to people - Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian 00:08
Shove your hands into your pockets put your attitude way...
Don't Look Up Mmm hmmSo how certain is thisThere's 100 certainty of impactPlease don't say 100Can we just call it a potentially significant eventYeah YesBut it isn't potentially going to happenIt is going to happenExactly 99 78 to be exactOh great Okay so it's not - Don't Look Up 00:41
Mmm hmmSo how certain is thisThere's 100 certainty of...
Don't Look Up Am I to understand correctly thatafter all of the information you've received todaythe decision you're making is to sit tight and assessI'm sorry who is she Who the fuck are you Aren't you her sonI'm the fucking Chief of Staff Boy with the Dragon TattooSo - Don't Look Up 00:21
Am I to understand correctly thatafter all of the...
Don't Look Up People are gonna ask why we didn't act earlierSo you're gonna have to take the hit on this oneYeah but we'll take care of you down the road JocelynWe will Of course JanieI will resign in disgrace first thing tomorrow - Don't Look Up 00:15
People are gonna ask why we didn't act earlierSo...
Don't Look Up Right I wrote thatIsn't that from Saving Private RyanYes No that's something totally different - Don't Look Up 00:09
Right I wrote thatIsn't that from Saving Private...
Don't Look Up Can I say somethingWe've been dying to hear what you gotta sayI didn't vote for youBut this is obviously much bigger than my misgivingsSo I will be 100 behind this effortNo matter how offensive I may find youHmm Wow That's greatYeah That's really niceYou - Don't Look Up 00:45
Can I say somethingWe've been dying to hear what you...