Clips with Jonah Hill

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This Is the End You guysThis man was alive a few seconds agoWe can't play soccer with his headPick it up JonahWhat the fuck is going onHe blinked at me - This Is the End 00:13
You guysThis man was alive a few seconds agoWe can't...
This Is the End I have to do what's rightWeed is for the people It's the people's weed - This Is the End 00:07
I have to do what's rightWeed is for the people...
This Is the End Guys guys guysJay's not rapeyJay couldn't rape a fly - This Is the End 00:07
Guys guys guysJay's not rapeyJay couldn't rape a...
This Is the End Jonah you okay YeahBleedingYeahHis insides hurt worse than my outsides - This Is the End 00:17
Jonah you okay YeahBleedingYeahHis insides hurt worse than...
This Is the End It's me Jonah HillFrom Moneyball - This Is the End 00:08
It's me Jonah HillFrom Moneyball
This Is the End You will drown in a river of bloodThe End of Days is hereYou will quiver in the shadow of Kingdom ComeJudgment Day is upon youThe Apocalypse is nigh - This Is the End 00:17
You will drown in a river of bloodThe End of Days is hereYou...
This Is the End I'm gonna tittie fuck you SethDon't tittie fuck meWhat are they big B's or small C'sI'm gonna push your titties togetherPush 'em together - This Is the End 00:12
I'm gonna tittie fuck you SethDon't tittie fuck...
This Is the End Jonah HillJonah Hill is no moreDemonYesFuck That's not good - This Is the End 00:12
Jonah HillJonah Hill is no moreDemonYesFuck That's not...
This Is the End I say unto theethe power of Christ compels youOh does it Does it compel meThe power of Christ compels youDoes it JayThe power of Christ compels youIs the power of Christ compelling me Is that what's happeningThe power of Christ compels youGuess what It's - This Is the End 00:24
I say unto theethe power of Christ compels youOh does it...
The Watch Also I have this one scenario in my mind - The Watch 00:33
Also I have this one scenario in my mind
The Watch Pigs have uniforms I think we should have uniforms too - The Watch 00:07
Pigs have uniforms I think we should have uniforms too
The Watch Can I just say Bob that these are the shits - The Watch 00:11
Can I just say Bob that these are the shits
The Watch Listen to my words and hear his face - The Watch 00:04
Listen to my words and hear his face
The Watch Wait a second I've seen this stuff before - The Watch 00:09
Wait a second I've seen this stuff before
The Watch Fucking alien came on my face - The Watch 00:04
Fucking alien came on my face
The Watch You don't fuck with Bob You show Bob respect - The Watch 00:34
You don't fuck with Bob You show Bob respect
The Watch Welcome to the candy shop motherfuckers - The Watch 00:04
Welcome to the candy shop motherfuckers
The Watch Lock and load bitches Anything from outer space kill it - The Watch 00:05
Lock and load bitches Anything from outer space kill it
The Watch FRANKLIN: Evan, they're not dying ! - The Watch
FRANKLIN: Evan, they're not dying !
The Watch Whoa What the fuck is he doing here - The Watch 00:09
Whoa What the fuck is he doing here
Cyrus Your hair the light's hitting your hair in this great way - Cyrus 00:09
Your hair the light's hitting your hair in this great...
The Sitter I know you're a little kid and I know I'm not - The Sitter 00:11
I know you're a little kid and I know I'm not
The Sitter My name's Noah J Bird - The Sitter 00:21
My name's Noah J Bird
The Sitter But I got your back now Noah - The Sitter 00:09
But I got your back now Noah
You People So they hate me - You People 00:20
So they hate me
The Lego Movie Girl what are you doingHey Superman Oh hey What's upLantern Green Lantern Yeah yeahYou wanna sit together at the meetingUm I have to go back to KryptonDidn't Krypton blow up - The Lego Movie 00:13
Girl what are you doingHey Superman Oh hey What's...
The Lego Movie Aah I can't moveDon't worry SupermanI'll get you out of there No Don'tAah Oh my gosh My hands are stuck My legs are stuck as wellI super hate you - The Lego Movie 00:12
Aah I can't moveDon't worry SupermanI'll get...
The Lego Movie Don't worry SupermanI'll get you out of there No Don'tAah Oh my gosh My hands are stuck My legs are stuck as wellI super hate you - The Lego Movie 00:10
Don't worry SupermanI'll get you out of there No...
How to Train Your Dragon 2 Here you go babeDid I tell you that you look amazing today'Cause you do Ugh - How to Train Your Dragon 2 00:06
Here you go babeDid I tell you that you look amazing...
How to Train Your Dragon 2 What are you doing SnotloutThey're gonna win nowShe's my princess whatever she wants she getsRuffnut Didn't she try to bury you aliveOnly for a few hours - How to Train Your Dragon 2 00:13
What are you doing SnotloutThey're gonna win...
How to Train Your Dragon 2 I'll bloody his fist with my faceif he tries to take my dragonOr mineUgh You're such a moronA beautiful moronYeah - How to Train Your Dragon 2 00:12
I'll bloody his fist with my faceif he tries to take my...
How to Train Your Dragon 2 I don't like itThey should've been back with Hiccup by nowI don't like it eitherEret son of Eretwas the man of my dreamsMy everythingBut baby I grew facial hair for youMe too - How to Train Your Dragon 2 00:16
I don't like itThey should've been back with...
How to Train Your Dragon 2 Could this day get any worseUh let me seeWe're gonna jump into freezing cold waterand then die from drowningLooks refreshing - How to Train Your Dragon 2 00:09
Could this day get any worseUh let me seeWe're gonna...
Sausage Party They are eating CHILDREN - Sausage Party 00:37
They are eating CHILDREN
Sausage Party Oh shit Carl Carl Carl Carl Dude we slept in again The song's about to startShit Frank We can't miss the song Barry wake upWhat What I'm up I'm upThis song is such an awesome way to start every morningIt's a nice way of showing the gods how much we - Sausage Party 00:31
Oh shit Carl Carl Carl Carl Dude we slept in again The...
Sausage Party In here We keep our wieners in our packagesThat's how it isIt sucksBut that's the way Our buns keep fresh and pureBaby babyBut once we're out the doors It's not a sinFor us to let you Slip it inIn other words We finally get to fuckAnd love and hug And - Sausage Party 00:29
In here We keep our wieners in our packagesThat's how...
Sausage Party FRANK Shit it's the Dark Lord CARL Oh no He's comingNo wait I'm still fresh I swearI'm still freshDid he see us No wayWe're fucked bros Oh God noTake anyone but us please - Sausage Party 00:13
FRANK Shit it's the Dark Lord CARL Oh no He's...
Sausage Party Look at these big old bunsWHISTLINGCARL Yeah You know it baby Work those bunsAll of you All day err dayLined up waiting to get filled with my meatRight Carl You really think any of these buns will line up to get filled by youHere's my impression of thatOh - Sausage Party 00:44
Look at these big old bunsWHISTLINGCARL Yeah You know it...
Sausage Party Hey dude I don't know how to say this to you gently but your girlfriend umshe's a fucking cuntShut up She's fresh as fuck and you know itI don't know why you're limiting yourself to one bun There's plenty of bunsBecause I believe in bunogomy I'm a - Sausage Party 00:22
Hey dude I don't know how to say this to you gently but...
Sausage Party Hey Brenda What up girl Heh hehSorry about those guys Such dicks rightCARL I can hear you dudeShut up Fuck youSo looks like tomorrow's the big day huh Heh hehYou and me finally gonna be officialI'm so happy the gods put our packages togetherIt's because - Sausage Party 01:11
Hey Brenda What up girl Heh hehSorry about those guys Such...
Sausage Party You're celebrating your doomWake up They're lying to your fucking facesThe Great Beyond is bullshitWhy isn't anybody listening to me Hey buddy are you all rightNo I'm not all rightIt's all a lie Everything you've been toldEverything you believe in Honey - Sausage Party 01:08
You're celebrating your doomWake up They're lying...
Sausage Party Oh yes Yes I'm the first to enter eternityCARL Potato Way to go buddy That's my guyCHATTERING AND CHEERINGBeing bathed by the hands of a god - Sausage Party 00:15
Oh yes Yes I'm the first to enter eternityCARL Potato...
Sausage Party Oh Danny boy The pipes the pipes are callOh Jesus fuckOh God Me skinShe's peeling me fucking skin What the fuckIRISH POTATO Jesus you fucking whoreMe eyes They burn - Sausage Party 00:20
Oh Danny boy The pipes the pipes are callOh Jesus fuckOh God...
Sausage Party CARL Cheese You don't deserve that - Sausage Party 00:05
CARL Cheese You don't deserve that
Sausage Party They're eating childrenFucking children - Sausage Party 00:07
They're eating childrenFucking children
Sausage Party We're all gonna dieBarry Snap the fuck out of it and run - Sausage Party 00:08
We're all gonna dieBarry Snap the fuck out of it and...
Sausage Party Okay little buddy Jump on the count of threeOneTwoThre UhnCarlGROANINGGar babar what What are you saying CarlOh Oh God NoNo Oh God CarlCarlBarryCarl Dear sweet CarlWhat have they done to you Carl - Sausage Party 00:31
Okay little buddy Jump on the count of threeOneTwoThre...
Django Unchained Now unless they start shooting firstnobody shoot themThat's way too simple for these jokersWe're gonna whup that nigger lover to deathAnd I'm gonna personally strip and clip that garboon myselfDamnI can't see fucking shit outta this thingWe ready or - Django Unchained 01:13
Now unless they start shooting firstnobody shoot...
Django Unchained Anybody bring any extra bagsNoNobody brought an extra bagI'm just askingDo we have to wear them when we rideOh well shitfireIf you don't wear them as you ride up that just defeats the purposeWell I can't see in this fucking thingI can't breathe in this - Django Unchained 01:30
Anybody bring any extra bagsNoNobody brought an extra...
Django Unchained Do we have to wear them when we rideOh well shitfireIf you don't wear them as you ride up that just defeats the purposeWell I can't see in this fucking thingI can't breathe in this fucking thing and I can't ride in this fucking thingWell fuck all you all - Django Unchained 01:24
Do we have to wear them when we rideOh well shitfireIf you...
War Dogs You keep supplying the guns we'll keep killing the bad guysGod bless you - War Dogs 00:07
You keep supplying the guns we'll keep killing the bad...
War Dogs I thought that you said you soldlike seized weapons to gun nuts on the InternetNot anymoreNow I only sell to one gun nutOh yeah Which oneThe U S Military motherfuckerWanna do a bong hit - War Dogs 00:18
I thought that you said you soldlike seized weapons to gun...
War Dogs Everybody's fighting over the same pieBut they're ignoring the crumbsI live on crumbs like a rat - War Dogs 00:09
Everybody's fighting over the same pieBut they're...
War Dogs So I don't get itIf there's an entire defense industrywhy would the Pentagon want to buy anything from youThey don't want to they have toRemember Little LeagueHow at the end of the season they'd give out that big MVP trophyand that one kid would always - War Dogs 01:03
So I don't get itIf there's an entire defense...
War Dogs All the money is made between the lines - War Dogs 00:05
All the money is made between the lines
War Dogs When does telling the truth ever help anybody - War Dogs 00:05
When does telling the truth ever help anybody
War Dogs Jordanian customs seized our BerettasWhat Why I don't fucking know DavidI dropped out of high schoolbefore they covered international diplomacy - War Dogs 00:09
Jordanian customs seized our BerettasWhat Why I don't...
War Dogs Don't worry I have to go first I'm American - War Dogs 00:04
Don't worry I have to go first I'm American
War Dogs You seriously want to drive to BaghdadDavid we're gunrunnersLet's go run some fucking guns - War Dogs 00:10
You seriously want to drive to BaghdadDavid we're...
War Dogs I'm thinking about getting a place there - War Dogs 00:04
I'm thinking about getting a place there
War Dogs God bless Dick Cheney's America - War Dogs 00:05
God bless Dick Cheney's America
War Dogs But after meeting you two face to face - War Dogs 00:13
But after meeting you two face to face
Dragons: Gift of the Night... Yak nog Get your yak nog - Dragons: Gift of the Night Fury 00:37
Yak nog Get your yak nog
Dragons: Gift of the Night... Wasn't this a great idea Uh huh - Dragons: Gift of the Night Fury 00:06
Wasn't this a great idea Uh huh
Dragons: Gift of the Night... Yeah you know this is not helping at all - Dragons: Gift of the Night Fury 00:56
Yeah you know this is not helping at all
Stutz [both chuckle] - Stutz 00:12
[both chuckle]
Stutz You don't get to the world of meaning through big things - Stutz 00:06
You don't get to the world of meaning through big...
True Story I met him Why - True Story 00:18
I met him Why
True Story Chris it's not easy to relate to someone who's accused of four murders - True Story 00:13
Chris it's not easy to relate to someone who's...
True Story I'm a liar - True Story 00:11
I'm a liar