Clips with Jonah Hill

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22 Jump Street You're a fucking nerd. - 22 Jump Street 00:38
You're a fucking nerd.
22 Jump Street Yo sleepy What's up homieYou know my cousin sad boyI think you got the wrong guy homesOh that's bullshit man You sleepyEveryone say in the barriosleepy he like the Mexican Wolverine and shitHey my partner here he want to see the productWhy ain't he - 22 Jump Street 00:23
Yo sleepy What's up homieYou know my cousin sad boyI...
22 Jump Street What was that? - 22 Jump Street 00:15
What was that?
22 Jump Street What was that? - 22 Jump Street 00:56
What was that?
22 Jump Street Holy Moses! - 22 Jump Street 00:10
Holy Moses!
22 Jump Street What if we actually went into the secret serviceand like tried to protect the white houseI think I don't think that would workI'm going to ask you to stop talkingI thought it was a pretty good ideaDo the same thing as last time everyone's happy - 22 Jump Street 00:15
What if we actually went into the secret serviceand like...
22 Jump Street Don't do that. - 22 Jump Street 00:53
Don't do that.
22 Jump Street Or I should apologize for uhFor shooting my penis offYeah YeahDon't sweat it brother I'm liberated TotallyYou know they gave me a vaginaIt's awesome You guys want to see itNo no no no No no noThat's fine All right Eric's seen itEric's been all up in that - 22 Jump Street 00:24
Or I should apologize for uhFor shooting my penis offYeah...
22 Jump Street That doesn't sound anything like meIt's not not youEric Close your eyes and tell me who's talking right nowBabblingThat's schmidt being a little bitch - 22 Jump Street 00:12
That doesn't sound anything like meIt's not not...
22 Jump Street We're talking missionary - 22 Jump Street 00:04
We're talking missionary
22 Jump Street No, you're just paranoid because we're about to trip balls. - 22 Jump Street 00:19
No, you're just paranoid because we're about to...
22 Jump Street How did you two meetOh I love meet cute storiesWe met at a poetry slamand then he stalked me back to my dorm roomStalked her Oh that's so beautifulThen what happenedAnd then we hung out and we watched a movieActually we watched it a couple timesThis is - 22 Jump Street 00:30
How did you two meetOh I love meet cute storiesWe met at a...
22 Jump Street Schmidt I just want to say thatit was bizarre not to share the factthat your daughter went to mc stateI think it's bizarrethat I haven't cut your motherfucking nuts offWhat if captain gets to punch you in the face one timereally really really hardNahI got - 22 Jump Street 00:24
Schmidt I just want to say thatit was bizarre not to share...
22 Jump Street I'm sorry he took one human sexuality class - 22 Jump Street 00:09
I'm sorry he took one human sexuality class
22 Jump Street All: Whoo! - 22 Jump Street 00:12
All: Whoo!
22 Jump Street Shit! It's like they're trying to hit 'em or something. I mean, it looks cool, but, I mean, it's jus - 22 Jump Street 00:33
Shit! It's like they're trying to hit 'em or...
22 Jump Street Listen, schmidt, I gotta tell you something. - 22 Jump Street 00:57
Listen, schmidt, I gotta tell you something.
22 Jump Street We jump street and we about to jump in yo' assRight in the crack - 22 Jump Street 00:08
We jump street and we about to jump in yo' assRight in...
22 Jump Street Policia! - 22 Jump Street 00:43
Policia!
22 Jump Street You know who's behind us in that car? - 22 Jump Street 00:21
You know who's behind us in that car?
22 Jump Street Hey! Hey! What? What are you gonna do? Choke me with your liver-spotted hands? You gonna push me ove - 22 Jump Street 00:58
Hey! Hey! What? What are you gonna do? Choke me with your...
22 Jump Street Chuckles You made it dude Did you get MercedesYeah All by myselfReallyMainly by myself Okay - 22 Jump Street 00:10
Chuckles You made it dude Did you get MercedesYeah All by...
22 Jump Street Holy shit! - 22 Jump Street 00:20
Holy shit!
22 Jump Street Hey listen there's a grenade in my shortsCan you reach itYou gotta go in from underneathOh shitIs that it That's my dickWhat about thatThat's my dick alsoSchmidt yellsWhy is it hardI have so much adrenaline right now - 22 Jump Street 00:21
Hey listen there's a grenade in my shortsCan you reach...
22 Jump Street Say something cool when you throw itOne two threeSomething cool - 22 Jump Street 00:09
Say something cool when you throw itOne two threeSomething...
22 Jump Street Jenko what are you doing Jenko Oh fuck youFuck you schmidt Stop dicking aroundHey cap Congratulations you twoYou managed to un fuck up the situation you originally fucked upThanksI wish you can un fuck my daughterbut I'm gonna let that be the pastNow for - 22 Jump Street 00:22
Jenko what are you doing Jenko Oh fuck youFuck you schmidt...
22 Jump Street There's a microchip in this empanadaOld family recipeBest to keep it a secretOh shit - 22 Jump Street 00:10
There's a microchip in this empanadaOld family...
22 Jump Street Let's do this schmidtYeah Just like we always do JenkinsWhispering It's jenko Sorry - 22 Jump Street 00:08
Let's do this schmidtYeah Just like we always do...
The Beach Bum You used to be a motherfucking ATM for me boy - The Beach Bum 00:18
You used to be a motherfucking ATM for me boy
The Beach Bum Float me enough cash to get back down to the Keys - The Beach Bum 00:16
Float me enough cash to get back down to the Keys
The Beach Bum Off the hook - The Beach Bum 00:13
Off the hook