Clips with Jonny Lee Miller

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Trainspotting It's certainly a phenomenon in all walks of lifeWhat do you meanWell at one point you've got itthen you lose itand it's gone forever all walks of lifeGeorgie Best for example had it lost itOr David Bowie or Lou ReedLou Reed some of his solo stuff's not - Trainspotting 01:22
It's certainly a phenomenon in all walks of lifeWhat do...
Trainspotting Do you see the beastHave you got it in your sightsClear enough Ms MoneypennyThis should present no significant problemsFucking hellFor a vegetarian Rents you're a fucking evil shot - Trainspotting 00:27
Do you see the beastHave you got it in your sightsClear...
Trainspotting Honor Blackman aka Pussy Galore rightWhat a total fucking misnomerI mean I wouldn't touch her with yours - Trainspotting 00:14
Honor Blackman aka Pussy Galore rightWhat a total fucking...
Trainspotting PersonalityI mean that's what counts rightPersonalityI mean that's what keeps a relationship going through the yearsLike heroinI mean heroin's got great fucking personality - Trainspotting 00:19
PersonalityI mean that's what counts rightPersonalityI...
Trainspotting Say something MarkFucking say something HuhI'm cooking up - Trainspotting 00:17
Say something MarkFucking say something HuhI'm cooking...
Trainspotting Good chipsI can't believe you did thatI got a good price for itRents I need the moneyIt was my fucking tellyChrist if I'd known you were going to get so humpty about itI wouldn't have botheredFucking rented anywayYou gonna eat thatHave you got a passport - Trainspotting 00:58
Good chipsI can't believe you did thatI got a good...
Plunkett & Macleane Still swinging both ways Rochester - Plunkett & Macleane 00:08
Still swinging both ways Rochester
Plunkett & Macleane You are not a gentleman - Plunkett & Macleane 00:22
You are not a gentleman
Plunkett & Macleane Well he doesn't make my flesh crawl - Plunkett & Macleane 00:05
Well he doesn't make my flesh crawl
Plunkett & Macleane Oh my angel - Plunkett & Macleane 00:17
Oh my angel
Plunkett & Macleane My John Thomas is a complete disaster area - Plunkett & Macleane 00:05
My John Thomas is a complete disaster area
Plunkett & Macleane And Rebecca's lost to me - Plunkett & Macleane 00:07
And Rebecca's lost to me
Plunkett & Macleane What rhymes with Rebecca - Plunkett & Macleane 00:16
What rhymes with Rebecca
Plunkett & Macleane I hope they hang you in Tyburn for your bad French - Plunkett & Macleane 00:10
I hope they hang you in Tyburn for your bad French
Plunkett & Macleane What are you talking about - Plunkett & Macleane 00:20
What are you talking about
Plunkett & Macleane Sure took your time - Plunkett & Macleane 00:06
Sure took your time
Mansfield Park Don't be an imbecile - Mansfield Park 00:16
Don't be an imbecile
Mansfield Park Fanny you really must begin to harden yourself to the idea of - Mansfield Park 00:10
Fanny you really must begin to harden yourself to the idea...
Mansfield Park She doesn't think evil but she speaks it - Mansfield Park 00:15
She doesn't think evil but she speaks it
Mansfield Park There's a reason for everything Your entire person is agreeable - Mansfield Park 00:13
There's a reason for everything Your entire person is...
Mansfield Park There are as many forms of love as there are moments in time - Mansfield Park 00:07
There are as many forms of love as there are moments in time
Mansfield Park And has your heart changed towards him - Mansfield Park 00:11
And has your heart changed towards him
Mansfield Park Surely you and I are beyond speaking when words are clearly not enough - Mansfield Park 00:10
Surely you and I are beyond speaking when words are clearly...
Mansfield Park Your startling adaptability to my brother's possible demise - Mansfield Park 00:37
Your startling adaptability to my brother's possible...
Mansfield Park Is there anything to be done - Mansfield Park 00:15
Is there anything to be done
Mansfield Park No Fanny - Mansfield Park 00:25
No Fanny
Love, Honour and Obey Jude explained it wasn't an act of cruelty it was an act of discipline - Love, Honour and Obey 00:21
Jude explained it wasn't an act of cruelty it was an...
Love, Honour and Obey First time I saw him there he was you know London's biggest gangster - Love, Honour and Obey 00:16
First time I saw him there he was you know London's...
Love, Honour and Obey That's all very well Jon - Love, Honour and Obey 00:53
That's all very well Jon
Love, Honour and Obey Shut up a minute Listen to me - Love, Honour and Obey 00:23
Shut up a minute Listen to me
Love, Honour and Obey Is that for me Yeah - Love, Honour and Obey 00:24
Is that for me Yeah
Dracula 2000 But if anything down here moves - Dracula 2000 00:14
But if anything down here moves
Dracula 2000 Sorry sport I'm an atheist - Dracula 2000 00:08
Sorry sport I'm an atheist
Dracula 2000 What just happened in there - Dracula 2000 00:59
What just happened in there
Dracula 2000 But he's here by accident The crash - Dracula 2000 00:22
But he's here by accident The crash
Dracula 2000 Never ever fuck with an antiques dealer - Dracula 2000 00:06
Never ever fuck with an antiques dealer
Dracula 2000 Everything I am is yours - Dracula 2000 00:16
Everything I am is yours
Dracula 2000 Better make it good - Dracula 2000 00:06
Better make it good
Melinda and Melinda It's who you know - Melinda and Melinda 00:05
It's who you know
Melinda and Melinda Life has a malicious way of dealing with great potential - Melinda and Melinda 00:05
Life has a malicious way of dealing with great potential
Æon Flux I'm getting worried about you Oren This edge you've taken - Æon Flux 01:08
I'm getting worried about you Oren This edge...
Dark Shadows I see that you have grown desperate enoughto sell off the prized family silverwareHow could you tell These are exact replicasHad this fork been real silvermy hand would have burst into flames upon its slightest touchYes you mentioned you have a terrible - Dark Shadows 00:23
I see that you have grown desperate enoughto sell off the...
Dark Shadows Balls are demonstrations of powerBalls are how the ruling class remain the ruling classExactly what I've been saying This family could use some ballsIndeed And the Collins family have always held the biggestand the most wonderful balls - Dark Shadows 00:20
Balls are demonstrations of powerBalls are how the ruling...
Dark Shadows Indeed And the Collins family have always held the biggest - Dark Shadows 00:08
Indeed And the Collins family have always held the biggest
Dark Shadows What are youI am about to do something so repellentthat it sickens me to my very coreI'm going to give you a choiceWhat choiceEither you remain at Collinwoodand devote your every waking moment to becoming an exemplary fatherthe father David so desperately - Dark Shadows 00:42
What are youI am about to do something so repellentthat it...
Alice [ Gunshot ] - Alice 00:05
[ Gunshot ]
Alice -Mr. Paul? -PAUL: The deed has been done. - Alice 00:06
-Mr. Paul? -PAUL: The deed has been done.
Alice PAUL: He said, "If you will diligently listen - Alice 00:11
PAUL: He said, "If you will diligently listen
Alice Mrs. Bennett awake? - Alice 00:25
Mrs. Bennett awake?
Alice PAUL: Stop! - Alice 00:19
PAUL: Stop!
Alice [ Screams ] - Alice 00:16
[ Screams ]
Alice Don't say it's easy, know it can be rough - Alice 00:12
Don't say it's easy, know it can be rough
Byzantium Forgive me my friend - Byzantium 00:27
Forgive me my friend
T2 Trainspotting Naturally you'll have to lie to your wifeIf you need inspiration just imagine her reaction to thatOr how this might interest the pupils of that leading private schoolI think they might enjoy the interlude with the strap onI know I didI'm gonna text you - T2 Trainspotting 00:25
Naturally you'll have to lie to your wifeIf you need...
T2 Trainspotting I have a sonHe's in London with his fucking whore motherSee him Pretty regularCurrently once every 10 years - T2 Trainspotting 00:13
I have a sonHe's in London with his fucking whore...
T2 Trainspotting Well as you can see I'm running my old auntie's pubVery few customers and they don't spend muchSometimes it's not even worth openingThe great wave of gentrification has yet to engulf us - T2 Trainspotting 00:14
Well as you can see I'm running my old auntie's...
T2 Trainspotting Simon: Shit! - T2 Trainspotting 00:07
Simon: Shit!
T2 Trainspotting Twenty years agoCouple of bags of h Good quality stuffWe took it to London Me him begbie spud MurphySold itNot a bad price16 000 to be divided in four equal partsHe ran off with itTook it allAnd now what does he think I am a whoreHe can just pay me off4 - T2 Trainspotting 00:39
Twenty years agoCouple of bags of h Good quality stuffWe...
T2 Trainspotting 200 short I owed someoneYeah you bought cocaine - T2 Trainspotting 00:06
200 short I owed someoneYeah you bought cocaine
T2 Trainspotting You have money for all thisI'm gonna find the money and I'm gonna do this for youBut when SimonI cannot live on a promiseSoonI promise - T2 Trainspotting 00:18
You have money for all thisI'm gonna find the money and...
T2 Trainspotting And then three months ago I suffered what I've been told was aAn episode of acute coronary insufficiencyLike a heart attackThey put a tube in hereAnd I've got a metal stent in my left coronary arteryGood as new apparently Good as newShould last another 30 - T2 Trainspotting 00:45
And then three months ago I suffered what I've been...
T2 Trainspotting Renton: One-six-nine-zero. - T2 Trainspotting 00:14
Renton: One-six-nine-zero.
T2 Trainspotting So, there's this room service guy, right? - T2 Trainspotting 00:45
So, there's this room service guy, right?
T2 Trainspotting You know nothing You understand nothingYou live in the pastWhere I come fromthe past is something to forgetbut here it's all you talk aboutUh huhYou are clearly so in love with each otherthat I feel awkward in your companyInstead of looking at meyou - T2 Trainspotting 00:25
You know nothing You understand nothingYou live in the...
T2 Trainspotting You know since we're having this conversationI can tell you that fully consensual emotionally driven not for profitsexual intercourse has been attainedSimon you're a romantic - T2 Trainspotting 00:10
You know since we're having this conversationI can tell...
T2 Trainspotting Hasn't changed in 20 yearsVery same smug little cunty grin across his ugly face - T2 Trainspotting 00:07
Hasn't changed in 20 yearsVery same smug little cunty...
T2 Trainspotting This is the renovation and conversion of an iconic Leith building - T2 Trainspotting 00:51
This is the renovation and conversion of an iconic Leith...
T2 Trainspotting Renton This is the renovation and conversion of an iconic Leith buildingWe see it very much as being an artisanal bed and breakfast experienceA destination in its own rightArtworks by local artists on the wallsLocally sourced fresh foodOutreach programs - T2 Trainspotting 00:49
Renton This is the renovation and conversion of an iconic...
T2 Trainspotting Well I'm trying hard Mark but I'm not feeling anythingWe were young Bad things happened It's overCan we go home nowTwo hours to the next train Oh for fuck's sakeLook we're here as an act of memorialNostalgiaThat's why you're hereYou're a tourist in your - T2 Trainspotting 01:16
Well I'm trying hard Mark but I'm not feeling...
T2 Trainspotting Well I'm trying hard Mark but I'm not feeling anything - T2 Trainspotting 00:49
Well I'm trying hard Mark but I'm not feeling...