Clips with Jordan Fry

Charlie and the Chocolate... A retard could figure it outMost of the time I don't knowwhat he's talking aboutYou know kids these dayswhat with all the technologyGRUNTING Die Die DieDoesn't seem like theystay kids very long - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:17
A retard could figure it outMost of the time I don't...
Charlie and the Chocolate... In the endI only had to buy one candy barAnd how did it tasteI don't knowI hate chocolateWell It's a good thing you're going to achocolate factoryYou ungrateful little - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:13
In the endI only had to buy one candy barAnd how did it...
Charlie and the Chocolate... SonGROWLSPleaseDadhe said Enjoy - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:10
SonGROWLSPleaseDadhe said Enjoy
Charlie and the Chocolate... Are they real peopleOf course they're real peopleThey're Oompa LoompasMR SALT Oompa LoompasImported direct from LoompalandMR TEEVEE There's no such placeWhatMr Wonka I teach high schoolgeography and I'm here to tell youWell then you'll know all about - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:24
Are they real peopleOf course they're real...
Charlie and the Chocolate... Back off you little freaks - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:03
Back off you little freaks
Charlie and the Chocolate... Who wants a beardWellbeatniks for oneFolk singers and motorbike ridersYou know all those hip jazzysuper cool neat keen and groovy catsIt's in the fridge daddy oAre you hep to the jiveCan you dig what I'm laying downI knew you couldSlide me some skin soul - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:19
Who wants a beardWellbeatniks for oneFolk singers and...
Charlie and the Chocolate... You mean that's itDo you even know what it is - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:06
You mean that's itDo you even know what it is
Charlie and the Chocolate... Will Violet always be a blueberryNo MaybeI don't knowThat's what you get from chewing gum all dayIt's just disgustingIf you hate gum so much why do you make itOnce again you shouldn't mumbleIt's starting to bum me out - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:15
Will Violet always be a blueberryNo MaybeI don't...
Charlie and the Chocolate... Why is everything herecompletely pointlessCandy doesn't have to have a pointThat's why it's candy - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:08
Why is everything herecompletely pointlessCandy doesn't...
Charlie and the Chocolate... You don't understandanything about scienceFirst off there's a differencebetween waves and particlesDuhSecond the amount of power itwould take to convert energy in matterwould be like nine atomic bombsMumblerWONKA SeriouslyI cannot understand asingle word - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:22
You don't understandanything about scienceFirst off...
Charlie and the Chocolate... So can you send other thingsSay like breakfast cerealDo you have any idea what breakfast cereal's made ofIt's those little curly wooden shavingsyou find in pencil sharpenersBut could you send it by Televisonif you wanted toOf course I couldWhat about - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:20
So can you send other thingsSay like breakfast cerealDo you...
Meet the Robinsons I love baseball It's my destiny to play that gameI don't really care about winningWell like now I do 'cause like we've lost every gameI've gotten tired of itI'm working like so hard All the balls are getting thrown to meI'm trying to catch like every - Meet the Robinsons 01:03
I love baseball It's my destiny to play that gameI...
Meet the Robinsons Mr Harrington has a peanut allergy - Meet the Robinsons 00:05
Mr Harrington has a peanut allergy
Meet the Robinsons We just haven't found the right couple yetOne hundred twenty fourWhatThat's how many adoption interviews I've had 124Oh Lewis come on nowYou're exaggerating just to make yourpointPlus I'm gonna be 13 next yearand you know how hard it is for a teenager to - Meet the Robinsons 01:22
We just haven't found the right couple yetOne hundred...
Meet the Robinsons Hey what are you doing up hereWould you quit that please I know you're not a pigeonYou're blowing my coverWe're the only ones up hereThat's just what they want you to thinkNow enough mopingTake this back to the science fair and fix that Memory ScannerStop - Meet the Robinsons 01:27
Hey what are you doing up hereWould you quit that please I...
Meet the Robinsons Lewis no Let goYou let go You're not the boss of meYes I am 'cause you're 12 and I'm 13That makes me olderWell I was born in the pastwhich makes me older and the boss of you - Meet the Robinsons 00:14
Lewis no Let goYou let go You're not the boss of meYes...
Meet the Robinsons Welcome back little buddySo what's up with the stolen time machineDid you find it Apparently notand you managed to bust this one as wellIt'll be fixed before Dad gets homeAnd how do you suppose that's gonnaWho's that Wow a real robotHi I'm LewisWell that - Meet the Robinsons 00:48
Welcome back little buddySo what's up with the stolen...
Meet the Robinsons Why is your dog wearing glassesOh 'cause his insurance won't pay for contacts - Meet the Robinsons 00:07
Why is your dog wearing glassesOh 'cause his insurance...
Meet the Robinsons Pop quizWho have you met and what have you learntOkay Bud Fritz and Joe are brothersFritz is married to Petunia and is sheCranky YesTallulah and Laszlo are their childrenJoe is married to Billie Lefty is the butlerSpike and Dimitri are twinsand I don't - Meet the Robinsons 00:45
Pop quizWho have you met and what have you learntOkay Bud...
Meet the Robinsons What does Cornelius look likeTom Selleck - Meet the Robinsons 00:06
What does Cornelius look likeTom Selleck
Meet the Robinsons I don't even know what I'm doingKeep moving forwardI mean this stuff is way too advanced for meKeep moving forwardAnd what if I can't fix this What are we gonna doKeep moving forwardWhy do you keep saying thatAnd don't just say Keep moving forwardIt's my - Meet the Robinsons 00:20
I don't even know what I'm doingKeep moving...
Meet the Robinsons Yep Five years agoDad wakes up in the middle of the night in a cold sweatHe wants to build a time machine so he starts workingWe're talking plans We're talking scale modelsWe're talking prototypesThat's a prototypeThe very first or what's left of it - Meet the Robinsons 00:20
Yep Five years agoDad wakes up in the middle of the night in...
Meet the Robinsons He keeps working and working until finally he gets itthe first working time machineThen he keeps working and working until finally he gets it againthe second working time machineKind of smallI'm assuming that's a joke I'm ignoring you for time reasonsThis - Meet the Robinsons 00:24
He keeps working and working until finally he gets itthe...
Meet the Robinsons So Lewis are you in Wilbur's classNo YesYes NoWell yes and noLewis is a new transfer studentYeahWhere are you from Lewis CanadaI think you mean North Montana Hasn't been called Canada in yearsDo you know Sam GundersenIt's a big country State - Meet the Robinsons 00:24
So Lewis are you in Wilbur's classNo YesYes NoWell yes...
Meet the Robinsons Why didn't you tell me you had a pet dinosaurBecause we don't - Meet the Robinsons 00:06
Why didn't you tell me you had a pet dinosaurBecause we...
Meet the Robinsons Why are you doing this to me I never did anything to youYou still haven't figured it outFigured out whatWell let's see if this rings a bellFather of the Future inventor extraordinaireKeep moving forwardThat's not me That's Wilbur's dadAre you sayingthat - Meet the Robinsons 01:08
Why are you doing this to me I never did anything to youYou...
Meet the Robinsons Allow me to shed some light on the subjectMy old roomI think you mean our old roomWhat Yes Yes it is IMike YagoobianI know I'm disgusting but one learns to love itHow did you end up like thisWell it's a long and pitiful story about a young boy with a - Meet the Robinsons 02:56
Allow me to shed some light on the subjectMy old roomI think...
Meet the Robinsons How did you end up like thisWell it's a long and pitiful story about a young boy with a dreama dream of winning a Little League championshipa dream that was ruined in the last inningWe lost by one run because of meGet himIf I hadn't fallen asleep I would - Meet the Robinsons 02:59
How did you end up like thisWell it's a long and...
Meet the Robinsons If you hadn't kept me up all night working on your stupid projectthen I wouldn't have missed the catchso I devised a brilliant plan to get my revengeRobinson you stinkThen just as I was on the brink of destroying Robinson IndustriesI met herWe retreated - Meet the Robinsons 02:46
If you hadn't kept me up all night working on your...
Meet the Robinsons WilburMake sure you shut that door tight or else the alarm won't engageYeah MomI went to your house snuck in the garageand stole the time machineall thanks to that pointy haired little kid who forgot to lock the garage doorAnd now all that's left is to - Meet the Robinsons 01:13
WilburMake sure you shut that door tight or else the alarm...
Meet the Robinsons Goob I had no ideaShut up And don't call me GoobHow many evil villains do you know who can pull off a name like GoobLook I'm sorry your life turned out so badbut don't blame me You messed it up yourselfYou just focused on the bad stuff when all you had to - Meet the Robinsons 00:29
Goob I had no ideaShut up And don't call me GoobHow...
Meet the Robinsons That's for not locking the garage doorYou know about thatI know everything - Meet the Robinsons 00:08
That's for not locking the garage doorYou know about...
Meet the Robinsons Take a good look around boysbecause your future is about to changeLewis you have to fix the time machineNo No I can'tWhat about your dad You could call himYou are my dad But that's in the futureThere won't be a future unless you fix the time machineLook I - Meet the Robinsons 00:47
Take a good look around boysbecause your future is about to...
Meet the Robinsons I am never going to invent you - Meet the Robinsons 00:04
I am never going to invent you
Meet the Robinsons Wait Lewis one more thing YeahJust a little tip for the future I am always rightEven when I'm wrong I'm rightShe's right I'd just go with it if I were youAnd I amThen you're absolutely rightAll right I'm comingWell it's not like you're never gonna see - Meet the Robinsons 00:31
Wait Lewis one more thing YeahJust a little tip for the...