Clips with Jordan-Patrick Marcantonio

PCU All right what do you need Bottle rockets Dental dams Reddi wips - PCU 00:08
All right what do you need Bottle rockets Dental dams Reddi...
PCU Okay Want some advice Well yeah - PCU 00:15
Okay Want some advice Well yeah
PCU Frog And Toad Are Friends That's with the guy from the Clash right - PCU 00:12
Frog And Toad Are Friends That's with the guy from the...
PCU You're gonna wear the shirt of the band you're gonna go see - PCU 00:10
You're gonna wear the shirt of the band you're...
PCU Pigman What's he doing - PCU 00:20
Pigman What's he doing
PCU You went out with a white male I was a freshman - PCU 00:07
You went out with a white male I was a freshman
PCU Uh is Sam in there - PCU 00:14
Uh is Sam in there
PCU What the hell was that Mr Pokey - PCU 00:12
What the hell was that Mr Pokey
PCU These Tom are your causeheads - PCU 00:07
These Tom are your causeheads
PCU Man And the walls are painted white - PCU 00:12
Man And the walls are painted white
PCU So this is the sewer where you persons breed your anti community crimes - PCU 00:08
So this is the sewer where you persons breed your anti...
PCU Hey monkeys how about a little respect - PCU 00:07
Hey monkeys how about a little respect
PCU You passed out cigarettes for a smoke a thon on Earth Day - PCU 00:18
You passed out cigarettes for a smoke a thon on Earth Day
PCU Ladies and gentlemen I think it's time to revive an ancient tradition - PCU 00:44
Ladies and gentlemen I think it's time to revive an...
PCU I suggest kegs multiple cold and domestic - PCU 00:04
I suggest kegs multiple cold and domestic
PCU Okay well you call those useless Frisbee chucking cheeba monkeys - PCU 00:08
Okay well you call those useless Frisbee chucking cheeba...
PCU All right what do you need Bottle rockets Dental dams Reddi wips - PCU 00:12
All right what do you need Bottle rockets Dental dams Reddi...
PCU America's greatest president - PCU 00:21
America's greatest president
PCU Gentlemen I got some good news and I got some bad news - PCU 00:10
Gentlemen I got some good news and I got some bad news
PCU What do you think about this Tonight at the Pit Everyone Gets Laid - PCU 00:10
What do you think about this Tonight at the Pit Everyone...
PCU Sounds good What do you want us to do - PCU 00:05
Sounds good What do you want us to do
PCU You remember this guy He skippered Hitler's catamaran during the war - PCU 00:05
You remember this guy He skippered Hitler's catamaran...
PCU Sighs Gentlemen - PCU 00:04
Sighs Gentlemen
PCU Stop the penis party - PCU 00:04
Stop the penis party
PCU Excuse me Can you blow me where the Pampers is - PCU 00:12
Excuse me Can you blow me where the Pampers is
PCU She knows She knows - PCU 00:04
She knows She knows
PCU Garcia Thompson I think Bisexual Asian Studies should have its own building - PCU 00:18
Garcia Thompson I think Bisexual Asian Studies should have...
PCU Aaaah Pins and needles - PCU 00:05
Aaaah Pins and needles
PCU Uh are we having a party tonight or what - PCU 00:20
Uh are we having a party tonight or what
PCU Okay now it's true - PCU 00:43
Okay now it's true
PCU Well that's good thinkin' - PCU 00:04
Well that's good thinkin'
PCU Okay what's your major - PCU 00:31
Okay what's your major
PCU Why don't we just forget about fighting the phallacracy for a few hours - PCU 00:11
Why don't we just forget about fighting the phallacracy...
PCU What other door - PCU 00:37
What other door
PCU Hey What's up babes - PCU 00:30
Hey What's up babes
PCU I can't believe the naked guy showed - PCU 00:10
I can't believe the naked guy showed
PCU A Bridge Too Far - PCU 00:12
A Bridge Too Far
PCU I scheme for months and it all gets screwed up because you can't control the students - PCU 00:56
I scheme for months and it all gets screwed up because you...
Maximum Risk Parents always lie to their children - Maximum Risk 00:14
Parents always lie to their children
Maximum Risk I could find a penguin in a sandstorm - Maximum Risk 00:06
I could find a penguin in a sandstorm
Maximum Risk This is not your lucky day - Maximum Risk 00:20
This is not your lucky day
Maximum Risk Only you could access this box - Maximum Risk 01:28
Only you could access this box