Joseph Gordon-Levitt

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500 Days of Summer I love how she makes me feelLikeLike anything's possible or like I don't know LikeLike life is worth it - 500 Days of Summer 00:13
I love how she makes me feelLikeLike anything's...
500 Days of Summer It's off whatMe and Summer Was it ever onNo but it could have been in a world where good things happen to meYeah well that's not really where we live No - 500 Days of Summer 00:12
It's off whatMe and Summer Was it ever onNo but it...
500 Days of Summer Hey SummerHiHow was your weekendIt was good - 500 Days of Summer 00:12
Hey SummerHiHow was your weekendIt was good
500 Days of Summer Can you believe that shitI'm sorry what shitI think I missed something She said It was good Emphasis on the goodShe basically said she spent the weekend having sex with some guy she met at the gymSkank Whatever I'm over itWhat the hell is wrong with you - 500 Days of Summer 00:18
Can you believe that shitI'm sorry what shitI think I...
500 Days of Summer I'm going to the supply room Do you guys need anythingI think you know what I needUh toner - 500 Days of Summer 00:14
I'm going to the supply room Do you guys need anythingI...
500 Days of Summer Whatever man It's fine I don't need this crap really I just you knowI'm comfortable I'm unhassledPeople don't realize this but loneliness - 500 Days of Summer 00:13
Whatever man It's fine I don't need this crap...
500 Days of Summer People don't realize this but loneliness - 500 Days of Summer 00:05
People don't realize this but loneliness
500 Days of Summer This Friday all you can karaoke at the Mill NoCome on They're not gonna let you back in there after last timeAh I wasn't that badDude you threw up on the stage you tried to fight the bartenderand you threatened to burn the place downBut I didn't burn the - 500 Days of Summer 00:19
This Friday all you can karaoke at the Mill NoCome on...
500 Days of Summer I named my cat after SpringsteenNo kidding What what was his nameBruceOh That makes sense - 500 Days of Summer 00:10
I named my cat after SpringsteenNo kidding What what was his...
500 Days of Summer Okay But wait wait What happens if you fall in loveWhatWell you don't believe that do youIt's love It's not Santa ClausWell what does that word even meanI've been in relationships and I don't think I've ever seen itWell maybe that's And most marriages end - 500 Days of Summer 00:23
Okay But wait wait What happens if you fall in loveWhatWell...
500 Days of Summer Me thinks the lady doth protest too muchThe lady dothn'tThere's no such thing as love It's a fantasyWell I think you're wrongOkay Wellwhat is it that I'm missing thenI think you know it when you feel itI guess we can just agree to disagree - 500 Days of Summer 00:31
Me thinks the lady doth protest too muchThe lady...
500 Days of Summer There's no such thing as love It's a fantasyWell I think you're wrongOkay Wellwhat is it that I'm missing thenI think you know it when you feel itI guess we can just agree to disagree - 500 Days of Summer 00:25
There's no such thing as love It's a fantasyWell I...
500 Days of Summer Okay Who's singing nextI nominate young Werther hereI'm not nearly drunk enough to Bartender - 500 Days of Summer 00:10
Okay Who's singing nextI nominate young Werther...
500 Days of Summer Is that true Yeah yeahHe drinks and he sings and just loses his shitNo uh not McKenzieUm the other thingWhat thingDo you like meYeahYeah of course I like you - 500 Days of Summer 00:24
Is that true Yeah yeahHe drinks and he sings and just loses...
500 Days of Summer That girl Paul seriouslyDid you bang her NoWhat hum job Hand job Man noNo jobs I'm still unemployed We We kissed - 500 Days of Summer 00:12
That girl Paul seriouslyDid you bang her NoWhat hum job Hand...
500 Days of Summer Home sweet homeOur place really is lovely isn't itYesOoh Idol's onThe TV's not workingOhWell I'm famishedLet's eatMmm Smells deliciousOh honey that's because it is deliciousI made it myselfBald eagle Your favoriteMm hmmThe sink's brokenWell that's okay - 500 Days of Summer 01:39
Home sweet homeOur place really is lovely isn't...
500 Days of Summer Nobody loves Ringo Starr That's what I love about him - 500 Days of Summer 00:06
Nobody loves Ringo Starr That's what I love about him
500 Days of Summer As he listened Tom began to realizethat these weren't stories routinely toldThese were stories one had to earnHe could feel the wall coming downHe wondered if anyone else had made it this farWhich is why the next six words changed everythingI've never - 500 Days of Summer 00:31
As he listened Tom began to realizethat these weren't...
500 Days of Summer Well why rock the boat is what I'm thinkingI mean things are going wellYou start putting labels on it that's like the kiss of deathIt's like saying I love you Yeah I know what you mean - 500 Days of Summer 00:13
Well why rock the boat is what I'm thinkingI mean...
500 Days of Summer Now look if it were meI'd find out now before you show up at her placeand well she's in bed with Lars from NorwayWho's Lars from NorwayJust some guy she met at the gymwith Brad Pitt's face and Jesus' abs - 500 Days of Summer 00:19
Now look if it were meI'd find out now before you show...
500 Days of Summer It was really just a crazy thingIt happened like It felt like it happened fast but reallyit it also felt like it was happening really slowlylike everything all was justI don't know It doesn't feel like you think it wouldHey what's the matterI just I can't - 500 Days of Summer 00:23
It was really just a crazy thingIt happened like It felt...
500 Days of Summer I just I can't believe youYou can't believe meYou were so completely completely uncool in thereWait Are you mad at me I just got my ass kicked for youOh really Was that for me Was that for my benefitYes it wasOkay well next time don't 'cause I don't need - 500 Days of Summer 00:21
I just I can't believe youYou can't believe meYou...
500 Days of Summer We're just friends No Don't pull that with meDon't even try toThis is not how you treat your friendKissing in the copy room Holding hands in IKEAShower sex Come on Friends my balls - 500 Days of Summer 00:18
We're just friends No Don't pull that with...
500 Days of Summer What happened Why Why didn't they work outWhat always happens Life - 500 Days of Summer 00:07
What happened Why Why didn't they work outWhat always...
500 Days of Summer Hey HeyDon't you have like 20 cards to write by Friday Nope All doneReally Can you help me 'Cause I've run out of ways to say congratsOkay I got Good job Well done and Way to goThat's itHow 'bout Every day you make me proudbut today you get a cardShit - 500 Days of Summer 00:25
Hey HeyDon't you have like 20 cards to write by Friday...
500 Days of Summer I hate her crooked teethI hate her 1960s haircutI hate her knobby kneesAnd I hate her cockroach shaped splotch on her neckI hate the way she smacks her lips before she talksAnd I hate the way she sounds when she laughsShe's like the windI hate this - 500 Days of Summer 00:28
I hate her crooked teethI hate her 1960s haircutI hate her...
500 Days of Summer She took a giant shit on my faceLiterally LiterallyNot literally That's disgusting JesusWhat's the matter with you - 500 Days of Summer 00:15
She took a giant shit on my faceLiterally LiterallyNot...
500 Days of Summer I'm messed up I amYou know on the one hand I want to forget herOn the other handI know that she's the only person in the entire universe that will make me happy - 500 Days of Summer 00:13
I'm messed up I amYou know on the one hand I want to...
500 Days of Summer Mm hmm You ever do thisYou think back on the times you had with someone replay it in your head over and over againand you look for those first signs of trouble - 500 Days of Summer 00:12
Mm hmm You ever do thisYou think back on the times you had...
500 Days of Summer There's two options reallyEither she's an evilemotionless miserable human beingor she's a robot - 500 Days of Summer 00:15
There's two options reallyEither she's an...
500 Days of Summer Either she's an evilemotionless miserable human beingor she's a robot - 500 Days of Summer 00:13
Either she's an evilemotionless miserable human beingor...
500 Days of Summer That would explain a lot actually Can I ask you a questionYeah She never cheated on youNo Never She ever take advantage of you in any wayNoAnd she told you up front that she didn't want a boyfriendYeah - 500 Days of Summer 00:23
That would explain a lot actually Can I ask you a...
500 Days of Summer Yeah but you said you were going That's why I'm goingAnd that's why I called her last night told her I was sick - 500 Days of Summer 00:07
Yeah but you said you were going That's why I'm...
500 Days of Summer So Tom what is it that you do Uh I write greeting cardsTom could be a really great architect if he wanted to beThat's unusualI mean what made you go from one to the otherI guess I just figuredwhy make something disposable like a buildingwhen you can make - 500 Days of Summer 00:22
So Tom what is it that you do Uh I write greeting cardsTom...
500 Days of Summer Yeah uh this isAnd Rhoda no disrespect herebut um this is total shitTom Go for it and You can do itThat's not inspirational That's suicidalIf Pickles goes for it right there that's a dead catThese are lies we're liarsThink about it Why do people buy these - 500 Days of Summer 02:00
Yeah uh this isAnd Rhoda no disrespect herebut um this is...
500 Days of Summer These are lies we're liarsThink about it Why do people buy these thingsIt's not 'cause they want to say how they feelPeople buy cards 'cause they can't say how they feel or they're afraid toWe provide the service that lets them off the hookYou know what I - 500 Days of Summer 00:23
These are lies we're liarsThink about it Why do people...
500 Days of Summer People buy cards 'cause they can't say how they feel or they're afraid toWe provide the service that lets them off the hook - 500 Days of Summer 00:08
People buy cards 'cause they can't say how they...
500 Days of Summer It's It's these cards and the movies and the pop songsThey're to blame for all the liesand the heartache everything - 500 Days of Summer 00:12
It's It's these cards and the movies and the pop...
500 Days of Summer People should be able to say how they feel how they really feelnot you know some words that some strangers put in their mouths - 500 Days of Summer 00:10
People should be able to say how they feel how they really...
500 Days of Summer It pains me we live in a worldwhere nobody's heard of Spearmint - 500 Days of Summer 00:06
It pains me we live in a worldwhere nobody's heard of...
500 Days of Summer I just I just woke up one day and I knewKnew whatWhat I was never sure of with you - 500 Days of Summer 00:13
I just I just woke up one day and I knewKnew whatWhat I was...
500 Days of Summer You know what sucksRealizing that everything you believe in is complete and utter bullshitIt sucks What do you meanUh you know destiny and soul mates and true loveand all that childhood fairy tale nonsenseYou were right I I should have listened to you - 500 Days of Summer 00:21
You know what sucksRealizing that everything you believe in...
500 Days of Summer Well you knowI guess it's 'causeI was sitting in a deli and reading Dorian Grayand a guy comes up to meand asked me about itand now he's my husbandYeah And soSo what if I'd gone to the moviesWhat if I had gone somewhere else for lunchWhat if I'd gotten - 500 Days of Summer 01:02
Well you knowI guess it's 'causeI was sitting in a...
500 Days of Summer I should goBut I'm really happy to see that you're doing wellSummerI really do hope that you're happy - 500 Days of Summer 00:21
I should goBut I'm really happy to see that you're...
500 Days of Summer Are you interviewing for the positionOh yeah why Are you YeahMm hmmMy competitionIt would appearYeah So a little awkwardYeahWell I hope you um don't get the jobWell I hope you don't get the job - 500 Days of Summer 00:31
Are you interviewing for the positionOh yeah why Are you...
500 Days of Summer Have I seen you beforeMe I don't think soDo you ever go to Angelus PlazaYes That's like my favorite spot in the cityYeah Okay Except for the parking lots butYeah I I agree Yeah yeahI think I've seen you there ReallyYeah I haven't seen youYou must not have - 500 Days of Summer 00:27
Have I seen you beforeMe I don't think soDo you ever go...
500 Days of Summer Hey You againYeah I uh was just wonderingif maybe after this if um youyou want to get some coffee or somethingOh I'm sorryI'm sort of supposed to meet someone after thisOkaySureWhat's that Why not - 500 Days of Summer 00:36
Hey You againYeah I uh was just wonderingif maybe after this...
500 Days of Summer My name's Tom Nice to meet you I'm Autumn - 500 Days of Summer 00:06
My name's Tom Nice to meet you I'm Autumn
G I Joe: The Rise of Cobra Very nice So far we've created 20 Neo Vipers19 stand before you Is it workingWe injected 1 000 cc of the nanomite solution into each subjectWhen they finally stopped screamingbrain scans showed a complete inactivityof the self preservation region of the - G I  Joe: The Rise of Cobra 00:45
Very nice So far we've created 20 Neo Vipers19 stand...
G I Joe: The Rise of Cobra Now if we sold one warhead on the black marketI could continue my researchI appreciate your thirst for knowledge Doctorbut this world is messy enough NoWhat it needs is unification leadershipIt has to be taken out of chaos by someone with complete - G I  Joe: The Rise of Cobra 00:39
Now if we sold one warhead on the black marketI could...
G I Joe: The Rise of Cobra Now that we have a moment to ourselvesI've designed somethingespecially for you James NoThis will only hurt a littleWhat comes next more soNanomites perfect little healersI've finally taken my place in a long line of McCullensJames McCullen is no more Now - G I  Joe: The Rise of Cobra 01:16
Now that we have a moment to ourselvesI've designed...
The Trial of the Chicago 7 Who started the riots Was it the protesters or the policeThe police don't start riots They'll have witnesses who say they didAnd you'll dismantle them and winbecause Mr Schultz that's what's expected of you - The Trial of the Chicago 7 00:15
Who started the riots Was it the protesters or the policeThe...
The Trial of the Chicago 7 On top of everything we're giving them what they want a stage and an audience - The Trial of the Chicago 7 00:06
On top of everything we're giving them what they want a...
The Trial of the Chicago 7 On top of everything we're giving them what they want a stage and an audience - The Trial of the Chicago 7 00:08
On top of everything we're giving them what they want a...
The Trial of the Chicago 7 You don't send a woman to ensorcell me WhatIt means to enchant OhOnly to have her crush my soul How long did you two know each otherNinety three hours Could've been a lifetimeFor a fruit fly Enjoy your weekendJerry Is that even ethicalAren't there ethics - The Trial of the Chicago 7 00:27
You don't send a woman to ensorcell me WhatIt means to...
The Trial of the Chicago 7 You think we were responsibleYou got the result you were looking forSo did Nixon How 'bout that - The Trial of the Chicago 7 00:10
You think we were responsibleYou got the result you were...
The Trial of the Chicago 7 Yeah do you have contempt for your governmentI think the institutions of our democracy are wonderful thingsthat right now are populated by some terrible peoplePlease answer the questionTell me againDo you have contempt for your governmentI'll tell you - The Trial of the Chicago 7 00:30
Yeah do you have contempt for your governmentI think the...
Looper There's a reason we're called loopersWhen we sign up for this job taking out the future's garbagewe also agree to a very specific provisoTime travel in the future is so illegalthat when our employers want to close our contractsthey'll also want to erase - Looper 01:00
There's a reason we're called loopersWhen we sign...
Looper Kid cut it out Don't blow your other foot off - Looper 00:05
Kid cut it out Don't blow your other foot off
Looper My great grandfather told my grandfather Men are like spidersIt's the little ones you've got to be careful ofDon't know I agree with thatYeah HuhWhat the fuck did my great grandfather know - Looper 00:19
My great grandfather told my grandfather Men are like...
Looper Why the fuck FrenchI'm going to FranceYou should go to China I'm going to FranceI'm from the future You should go to China - Looper 00:11
Why the fuck FrenchI'm going to FranceYou should go to...
Looper It's too strange Your face looks backwards - Looper 00:05
It's too strange Your face looks backwards
Looper I don't want to talk about time travel shitIf we start talking about it we're gonna be here all dayMaking diagrams with straws - Looper 00:10
I don't want to talk about time travel shitIf we start...
Looper My memory is cloudyIt's a cloudBecause my memories aren't really memoriesThey're just one possible eventuality nowAnd they grow clearer or cloudier as they become more or less likelyBut then they get to the present moment and they're instantly clear - Looper 00:45
My memory is cloudyIt's a cloudBecause my memories...
Looper Legend is the Rainmaker came out of nowhereIn the span of six months he took total control of the five major syndicatesThat'd take an army He didn't have an armyThe story is that he did it alone - Looper 00:14
Legend is the Rainmaker came out of nowhereIn the span of...
Looper And I'm gonna use this to find himAnd I'm gonna kill him - Looper 00:06
And I'm gonna use this to find himAnd I'm gonna...
Looper I'm gonna stop him from killing my wife - Looper 00:11
I'm gonna stop him from killing my wife
Looper This is a Remington 870 One blast could cut youIn half That's telling You're holding a gunI say I'm not afraid so you describe the gun to meIt's not the gun I'm not afraid of - Looper 00:12
This is a Remington 870 One blast could cut youIn half...
Looper Time travel hasn't been invented yetbut in 30 years it will have been It's gonna be used by these criminalYou're a looper - Looper 00:11
Time travel hasn't been invented yetbut in 30 years it...
Looper Party all night in the city when I got the call - Looper 00:06
Party all night in the city when I got the call