Joseph Gordon-Levitt Quotes & Movies

Inception poster

Inception Detective Hardrock (voice)

Knives Out poster

Knives Out Johnny

Sin City: A Dame to Kill For poster

Sin City: A Dame to Kill For Jim Hawkins

Treasure Planet poster

Treasure Planet Cameron James

10 Things I Hate About You poster

10 Things I Hate About You Tom

500 Days of Summer poster

500 Days of Summer Adam

50/50 poster

50/50 Young Norman

A River Runs Through It poster

A River Runs Through It Philippe Petit

The Walk poster

The Walk Robert Lincoln

Lincoln poster

Looper poster

Brick poster

Hesher poster

Hesher Bar Patron

The Brothers Bloom poster

The Brothers Bloom Chris Pratt

The Lookout poster

The Lookout Frank

Project Power poster

Project Power Joseph Gordon-Levitt

The Interview poster

The Interview Sam

Havoc poster

Mysterious Skin poster

Mysterious Skin Blake

The Dark Knight Rises poster

The Dark Knight Rises Wilee

Premium Rush poster

Premium Rush Richard Schultz

The Trial of the Chicago 7 poster

The Trial of the Chicago 7 Tobias Ellis

7500 poster

7500 Self - Host

Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis poster

Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis Slowen Lo

Star Wars: Episode VIII The Last Jedi poster

Star Wars: Episode VIII The Last Jedi Edward Snowden

Snowden poster

The Night Before poster

The Night Before Jon

Don Jon poster

Don Jon The Doctor

G I Joe: The Rise of Cobra poster

G I Joe: The Rise of Cobra Oliver

The Juror poster

The Juror Student #1

Beethoven poster

Beethoven Jiminy Cricket

Pinocchio poster

Pinocchio Elder Paul Ryder

Latter Days poster

Latter Days Tim Boyle

Miracle at St Anna poster

Miracle at St Anna Bert Rodriguez

Elektra Luxx poster

Elektra Luxx Jimmy

Halloween H20: 20 Years Later poster

Halloween H20: 20 Years Later Lyle

Manic poster

Killshot poster

Killshot Roger Bowman

Angels in the Outfield poster

Angels in the Outfield Bert Rodriguez

Women in Trouble poster

Women in Trouble Tommy Solomon

3rd Rock from the Sun poster

3rd Rock from the Sun Buddy Morgan

That '70s Show poster

That '70s Show Joseph Gordon-Levitt

The Muppets poster

The Muppets Hourly Dong

Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery poster

Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery Jay

Star Wars: Visions poster

Star Wars: Visions Zack Lawson

Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman poster

Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman Jeff

Flora and Son poster

Flora and Son Jim Hawkins

Once Upon a Studio poster

Once Upon a Studio Tommy Burgess

Stop-Loss poster

Stop-Loss Jirô Horikoshi

The Wind Rises poster

The Wind Rises Nick Bali

Killer Heat poster

Killer Heat Terry

Greedy People poster

Greedy People Trey Mendez

Poker Face poster

Poker Face Young Mr. Burns

The Simpsons: The Past and the Furious poster

The Simpsons: The Past and the Furious

Clips with Joseph Gordon-Levitt

Who are you man - Premium Rush

Who are you man

I like to ride - Premium Rush

Brakes are death - Premium Rush

Brakes are death

Hey what - Premium Rush

This douche bag tried to I can hear you - Premium Rush

This douche bag tried to I can hear you

I do not carry drug shit or whatever the hell this is - Premium Rush

I do not carry drug shit or whatever the hell this is

You got a minute - Premium Rush

You got a minute

Hey Jersey you wanna move your fat ass SUV - Premium Rush

Hey Jersey you wanna move your fat ass SUV

What kind of bike messenger are you - Premium Rush

What kind of bike messenger are you

Oh I'm sorry Is that uncomfortable - Premium Rush

Oh I'm sorry Is that uncomfortable

You know running reds killing peds - Premium Rush

You know running reds killing peds

Suck it douche bag - Premium Rush

Suck it douche bag

It is a nice night Hier ist der Zauberberg - The Wind Rises

It is a nice night Hier ist der Zauberberg

Who has seen the wind - The Wind Rises

Who has seen the wind

Man no offense but your eye looks like a cat's asshole - Greedy People

Man no offense but your eye looks like a cat's asshole

And now everybody knows - Greedy People

And now everybody knows

This sound COMPUTER CHIMESgets me hard as a fucking rock - Don Jon

This sound COMPUTER CHIMESgets me hard as a fucking rock

I never actually touch my cock till I find the right clip - Don Jon

I never actually touch my cock till I find the right clip

For the next few minutes all the bullshit fades awayand the only thing in the world is those titsthat assthe blowjob the cowboythe doggy the money shot and that's it I don't gotta say anythingI don't gotta do anything I just fucking lose myself - Don Jon

For the next few minutes all the bullshit fades awayand the...

There's only a few things I really care about in lifeMy bodymy padmy ridemy family 'AmenMy churchmy boys ALL YELLINGmy girlsWOMEN MOANINGand my pornI know that last one sounds weird but I'm just being honestNothing else does it for me the same way Not - Don Jon

There's only a few things I really care about in lifeMy...

He's kind of right man you do I don't like more than a handful of tittyNo no no no no No A nice handful I love it but more than that it's like noShit starts to remind me of my mom or somethingJesus Christ Your mom do got some big ass tittiesDon't talk - Don Jon

He's kind of right man you do I don't like more...

Moneyshot No There is no real life moneyshotReal girls won't do that shit You just gotta cum into the fucking condom - Don Jon

Moneyshot No There is no real life moneyshotReal girls...

PRIEST Amen Bless you my son Forgive me Father for I have sinnedIt has been one week since my last confessionPRIEST Tell me your sins Since last Sunday I had sexual relationsout of wedlock two times I also watched pornographic videos and masturbated 17 - Don Jon

PRIEST Amen Bless you my son Forgive me Father for I have...

One of these days, I'm gonna sit down here and start eating, and you're gonna say, - "Mom, I found her." - JON: Ma! - Don Jon

One of these days, I'm gonna sit down here and start...

She's a dime but This girl's more than a dimeCome on son There's no such thing that's the point it's a scale from one to tenI'm saying this girl Oh my GodYou in love with this girl already Go fuck yourself - Don Jon

She's a dime but This girl's more than a dimeCome...

She's a dime but This girl's more than a dime - Don Jon

She's a dime but This girl's more than a dime

You're the most beautiful thing I've ever seen in my lifeYou like movies - Don Jon

You're the most beautiful thing I've ever seen in...

You like movies? - Don Jon

You like movies?

JON: But now, I don't really see the point. - Don Jon

JON: But now, I don't really see the point.

JON: In the name of the Father, the Son and the Holy Spirit, Amen. - Don Jon

JON: In the name of the Father, the Son and the Holy Spirit,...

Jon YeahI can't let you come inside just yet NoNo 'cause I don't know what that would mean You knowI don't want to do anything unless it means somethingUh huhMm Don't you think it's always better when it means somethingYeah MmI think you should go back to - Don Jon

Jon YeahI can't let you come inside just yet NoNo...

JON: I'm in love with Barbara. - Don Jon

JON: I'm in love with Barbara.

JON: It's not that I can't stop. - Don Jon

JON: It's not that I can't stop.

JON: In the name of the Father, the Son and the Holy Spirit, Amen. - Don Jon

JON: In the name of the Father, the Son and the Holy Spirit,...

Or else it looks Don't talk about vacuuming in front of meWhy What's wrong Why Because it's not sexy that's why - Don Jon

Or else it looks Don't talk about vacuuming in front of...

I'm just saying Jon movies and porno are differentThey give awards for movies They give awards for porn too - Don Jon

I'm just saying Jon movies and porno are differentThey...

JON: So up until now, my record was ten in one day. - Don Jon

JON: So up until now, my record was ten in one day.

- Jonny-boy! - Don Jon

- JON: Hey. - Don Jon

JON: I'm not like a junkie. - Don Jon

JON: I'm not like a junkie.

JON This fucking ladyI don't usually like it when a girl looks me right in the eyeand this girl does that a lotBut I don't know what it is about her When she does it I don't mindI just look right back at her and pretty soonI'm hard as a fucking rockIt's - Don Jon

JON This fucking ladyI don't usually like it when a...

Star Wars: Episode VIII The...

SLOWEN LO: I told those two, I said, "This is a public beach. - Star Wars: Episode VIII The Last Jedi

SLOWEN LO: I told those two, I said, "This is a public...

What is your all time favorite song - Flora and Son

What is your all time favorite song

Lyrics need to be more than just you're beautiful - Flora and Son

Lyrics need to be more than just you're beautiful

No I like talking to you - Flora and Son

No I like talking to you

So why attempt the impossible CHUCKLES - The Walk

So why attempt the impossible CHUCKLES

I'd be much obliged if y'all could just mosey along - The Walk

I'd be much obliged if y'all could just mosey...

I think I understand now - The Walk

I think I understand now

And uh what's all this for - The Walk

And uh what's all this for

I lost my costume - The Walk

I lost my costume

Why are you attempting something so dangerous - The Walk

Why are you attempting something so dangerous

PHILIPPE And you remember Guy Tozzoli from the press conference - The Walk

PHILIPPE And you remember Guy Tozzoli from the press...

I would find myself there looking at the void - The Walk

I would find myself there looking at the void

The Night Before

I thought that you didn't do parents - The Night Before

I thought that you didn't do parents

This is the only alligatorFour minutes past We walk in one minute He was clear on thatHe's comingNo he's too young to have that kind of accessUh what time does the restaurant openNoon But the food's a little too spicyThis way - Snowden

This is the only alligatorFour minutes past We walk in one...

Yeah So you're um an engineerAm I an engineer Instructor and counselor tooI'm supposed to keep an eye on you CTsmake sure you don't buckle under the pressureTurn to drugs and boozeWell you won't have that problem with me I don't drink or do drugsWhat is - Snowden

Yeah So you're um an engineerAm I an engineer...

Look Mr MacAskill uhthis is not about money or anything for meThere's no hidden agendaI just wanted to get this data to established journalists like yourselvesso that you can present it to the worldand the people can decide either I'm wrongor there's - Snowden

Look Mr MacAskill uhthis is not about money or anything for...

So think of it as a Google searchexcept instead of searching only what people make publicwe're also looking at everything they don't SoEmails chats SMS whateverYeah but which peopleThe whole kingdom Snow White - Snowden

So think of it as a Google searchexcept instead of searching...

But Austria - Snowden

And ultimately the truth sinks inthat no matter what justification you're selling yourselfthis is not about terrorismTerrorism is the excuseThis is about economic and social controlAnd the only thing you're really protectingis the supremacy of your - Snowden

And ultimately the truth sinks inthat no matter what...

Terrorism is the excuse - Snowden

Terrorism is the excuse

The thing is you're not just following your bad guy targetsYou're also following their metadatawhich is basically all the phone numbers that they're in touch withLet's say your target is a shady Iranian bankeroperating out of Beirut okaySo you're watching - Snowden

The thing is you're not just following your bad guy...

No matter who you areevery day of your life you're sitting in a databasejust ready to be looked at - Snowden

No matter who you areevery day of your life you're...

What's the first rule of battleNever reveal your position - Snowden

What's the first rule of battleNever reveal your...

Okay So this is data collectionfor the month of Marchworldwide emails and Skype callsSo France 70 million Germany 500 million Brazil two billionInside the U S3 1 billion emails and callsThat's not including any of the telecom company dataOkay so what's - Snowden

Okay So this is data collectionfor the month of...

You ever hear about the Nuremberg trials TrevThey weren't that long agoYeah And we hung the Nazi big shots rightYeah well the big shots were the first trialbut then the next trial were just the judgesand lawyers and policemen and guardsand ordinary people - Snowden

You ever hear about the Nuremberg trials TrevThey...

And it's just gonna get worse for the next generationas they extend the capabilitiesof this sort of architecture of oppression - Snowden

And it's just gonna get worse for the next generationas...

And I lost that life - Snowden

And I lost that life

And I thinkthe greatest freedom that I've gainedis the fact that I no longer have to worry about what happens tomorrowbecause I'm happy with what I've done today - Snowden

And I thinkthe greatest freedom that I've gainedis the...

Cricket's the name Jiminy Cricket to be precise - Pinocchio

Cricket's the name Jiminy Cricket to be precise