Clips with Joshua Salvati

2012 I'm a dead man I'm a dead man - 2012 00:05
I'm a dead man I'm a dead man
2012 D C is a long way but at least we talk - 2012 00:10
D C is a long way but at least we talk
2012 I was wrong - 2012 00:11
I was wrong
2012 We need to focus on this timeline That's what we need to do - 2012 00:28
We need to focus on this timeline That's what we need...
2012 Cute girl huh - 2012 00:12
Cute girl huh
2012 Going to this really special place that I know - 2012 00:17
Going to this really special place that I know
2012 This is wild - 2012 00:06
This is wild
2012 The Mayans saw this coming thousands of years ago - 2012 00:16
The Mayans saw this coming thousands of years ago
2012 We are going on a big ship - 2012 00:04
We are going on a big ship
2012 No I was listening to the broadcast and I was wondering - 2012 00:26
No I was listening to the broadcast and I was wondering
2012 The Bible kind of - 2012 00:36
The Bible kind of
2012 He even sent me a map - 2012 00:30
He even sent me a map
2012 Hey Hey guess what - 2012 00:21
Hey Hey guess what
2012 Why don't we make a baby - 2012 00:09
Why don't we make a baby
2012 Honey women pay me thousands of dollars to handle their boobs - 2012 00:07
Honey women pay me thousands of dollars to handle their...
2012 Good That is good - 2012 00:05
Good That is good
2012 Hey have a safe trip you little bastards - 2012 00:13
Hey have a safe trip you little bastards
2012 Folks did you hear that - 2012 00:21
Folks did you hear that
2012 Here This is a very expensive watch - 2012 00:07
Here This is a very expensive watch
2012 Stop what you're doing Jackson - 2012 00:42
Stop what you're doing Jackson
2012 Get in the fucking car right now - 2012 00:06
Get in the fucking car right now
2012 Yeah let's go let's go Boys come on - 2012 01:01
Yeah let's go let's go Boys come on
2012 We gotta get to the airport - 2012 00:11
We gotta get to the airport
2012 It's been upgraded to a 10 9 by the guys at Harvard - 2012 00:11
It's been upgraded to a 10 9 by the guys at Harvard
2012 I don't understand How did you know this was gonna happen - 2012 00:32
I don't understand How did you know this was gonna...
2012 The president has ordered us to clear out the White House - 2012 00:08
The president has ordered us to clear out the White House
2012 Six months ago - 2012 00:36
Six months ago
2012 This marks the last day of the United States of America - 2012 00:43
This marks the last day of the United States of America
2012 That guy's crazy right Daddy I don't think so - 2012 00:05
That guy's crazy right Daddy I don't think so
2012 I have goose bumps people - 2012 00:05
I have goose bumps people
2012 Always remember folks - 2012 00:08
Always remember folks
2012 Daddy it's following us - 2012 00:11
Daddy it's following us
2012 Daddy we're on fire - 2012 00:03
Daddy we're on fire
2012 So now that you got your map where are we going - 2012 00:19
So now that you got your map where are we going
2012 Yes sir Who are you bringing - 2012 00:10
Yes sir Who are you bringing
2012 Kind of galling when you realize that nutbags with their signs had it right - 2012 00:06
Kind of galling when you realize that nutbags with their...
2012 He's gotta go to church now He's praying sir - 2012 00:07
He's gotta go to church now He's praying sir
2012 Did you ever meet my wife Dorothy - 2012 00:54
Did you ever meet my wife Dorothy
2012 Who's got authority You've got the authority - 2012 00:46
Who's got authority You've got the authority
2012 Where are you - 2012 00:18
Where are you
2012 This will be the last time I address you - 2012 00:50
This will be the last time I address you
2012 Boss Boss - 2012 00:28
Boss Boss
2012 Wow that's a big plane - 2012 00:07
Wow that's a big plane
2012 Come on baby Lift your big ass for Sasha - 2012 00:05
Come on baby Lift your big ass for Sasha
2012 What is that - 2012 00:11
What is that
2012 Hello I'm sorry Who is this - 2012 00:28
Hello I'm sorry Who is this
2012 What The capital's been hit by a 9 4 - 2012 00:09
What The capital's been hit by a 9 4
2012 I'm coming home Dorothy - 2012 00:05
I'm coming home Dorothy
2012 Do you think people change - 2012 00:14
Do you think people change
2012 Yes Do you think you've changed since we separated - 2012 00:09
Yes Do you think you've changed since we separated
2012 You're telling me that the North Pole - 2012 00:10
You're telling me that the North Pole
2012 I promise you we're gonna all stay together - 2012 00:04
I promise you we're gonna all stay together
2012 Does anybody have any money I do I do - 2012 00:06
Does anybody have any money I do I do
2012 No toothbrush Only books - 2012 00:36
No toothbrush Only books
2012 What he said about you and Sasha is it true - 2012 00:22
What he said about you and Sasha is it true
2012 How were all these people chosen - 2012 00:38
How were all these people chosen
2012 Satnam didn't get picked up What - 2012 00:13
Satnam didn't get picked up What
2012 You don't have to take all of us - 2012 00:11
You don't have to take all of us
2012 It looks like the neutrinos coming from the Sun - 2012 00:44
It looks like the neutrinos coming from the Sun
2012 The moment we stop fighting for each other - 2012 00:08
The moment we stop fighting for each other
2012 Do you wanna be responsible for the extinction of the human race - 2012 00:34
Do you wanna be responsible for the extinction of the human...
2012 Twenty nine thousand feet What the hell is at 29 000 feet - 2012 00:14
Twenty nine thousand feet What the hell is at 29 000 feet
2012 Ladies and gentlemen this is Captain Michaels speaking - 2012 00:33
Ladies and gentlemen this is Captain Michaels speaking
2012 Where have you been all my life Gift shop - 2012 00:05
Where have you been all my life Gift shop
2012 The equalization of the oceanic seabeds - 2012 00:29
The equalization of the oceanic seabeds
2012 I'm not - 2012 00:07
I'm not