Justin Long

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Matthew 'Matt' Farrell Live Free or Die Hard poster Live Free or Die Hard Brandon Galaxy Quest poster Galaxy Quest Drunken Wingman Veronica Mars poster Veronica Mars Nicholas Baker The Conspirator poster The Conspirator George Harrison Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story poster Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story Dell Comet poster Comet Alex He's Just Not That Into You poster He's Just Not That Into You Darry Jeepers Creepers poster Jeepers Creepers Bartleby Gaines Accepted poster Accepted Justin Dodgeball poster Dodgeball Doctor Idiocracy poster Idiocracy Dean Waiting poster Waiting Brandon Zack and Miri Make a Porno poster Zack and Miri Make a Porno Kevin Herbie Fully Loaded poster Herbie Fully Loaded Paul Saunders Youth in Revolt poster Youth in Revolt Garrett Going the Distance poster Going the Distance Fake Robin (segment "Super Hero Speed Dating") Movie 43 poster Movie 43 Lem Planet 51 poster Planet 51 Lawyer Jay and Silent Bob Reboot poster Jay and Silent Bob Reboot Frank The Wave poster The Wave Alvin Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Road Chip poster Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Road Chip Wallace Bryton Tusk poster Tusk Patchi Walking with Dinosaurs poster Walking with Dinosaurs Alvin Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chipwrecked poster Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chipwrecked Humphrey Alpha and Omega poster Alpha and Omega Alvin Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel poster Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel Troop Leader Adam Old Dogs poster Old Dogs Alvin Alvin and the Chipmunks poster Alvin and the Chipmunks Christopher The Break Up poster The Break Up Junior Strange Wilderness poster Strange Wilderness Shaving Nurse Clerks III poster Clerks III Hap Jackson House of Darkness poster House of Darkness Senn Battle for Terra poster Battle for Terra Chris Harken Wake Up, Ron Burgundy poster Wake Up, Ron Burgundy Darry Jenner Jeepers Creepers 2 poster Jeepers Creepers 2 Henry Crossroads poster Crossroads Marty 10 Years poster 10 Years Paul Coleman After Life poster After Life Clay Dalton Drag Me to Hell poster Drag Me to Hell Yogi Bayer Yoga Hosers poster Yoga Hosers Todd Serious Moonlight poster Serious Moonlight Jesse For a Good Time, Call poster For a Good Time, Call Spoonie Just Add Water poster Just Add Water Dean Still Waiting poster Still Waiting Tim And Then I Go poster And Then I Go Re-Do Guy Funny People poster Funny People Andrew Davis That '70s Show poster That '70s Show Kevin Murphy F is for Family poster F is for Family Justin Portlandia poster Portlandia 2 episodes, 2019 Ballers poster Ballers Halal Guy Succession poster Succession Roboto Masters of the Universe: Revelation poster Masters of the Universe: Revelation Vickers Giri/Haji poster Giri/Haji Adam Mom poster Mom Adam King of the Hill poster King of the Hill AJ Barbarian poster Barbarian Simon Sherman Creepshow poster Creepshow Henry Waters It's a Wonderful Knife poster It's a Wonderful Knife Self Never Surrender: A Galaxy Quest Documentary poster Never Surrender: A Galaxy Quest... Dan Gallo Ask Me Anything poster Ask Me Anything Sheriff Stanton Spin the Bottle poster Spin the Bottle Stank The 4:30 Movie poster The 4:30 Movie David Christmas with the Campbells poster Christmas with the Campbells

Clips with Justin Long

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Strange Wilderness Have you guys ever tried to poop and brush your teeth at the same time - Strange Wilderness 00:07
Have you guys ever tried to poop and brush your teeth at the...
Strange Wilderness Do you ever let your dog lick your name - Strange Wilderness 00:05
Do you ever let your dog lick your name
Strange Wilderness Does your name ever shrink if you go in cold water - Strange Wilderness 00:05
Does your name ever shrink if you go in cold water
Strange Wilderness Shit a porcupine - Strange Wilderness 00:04
Shit a porcupine
Planet 51 That's our planet after the attack of the Humaniacs - Planet 51 00:22
That's our planet after the attack of the Humaniacs
Planet 51 There it is Just two more days Wow - Planet 51 01:05
There it is Just two more days Wow
Planet 51 I don't want to hear a single bubble - Planet 51 00:08
I don't want to hear a single bubble
Planet 51 A cork - Planet 51 00:15
A cork
Planet 51 Either your name is Lem or you want to mate with me - Planet 51 00:09
Either your name is Lem or you want to mate with me
Planet 51 What do you want Thanks for asking - Planet 51 00:36
What do you want Thanks for asking
Planet 51 What You were just talking alien - Planet 51 00:15
What You were just talking alien
Planet 51 You become invincible Oh good Then you do it - Planet 51 00:05
You become invincible Oh good Then you do it
Planet 51 What are we supposed to do - Planet 51 00:07
What are we supposed to do
Planet 51 Hey Neera now that this is all over - Planet 51 00:11
Hey Neera now that this is all over
Just Add Water What if I like turn over a whole new loaf - Just Add Water 00:06
What if I like turn over a whole new loaf
Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story Only through meditation can we begin to understand our role - Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story 00:35
Only through meditation can we begin to understand our role
Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story I just sit here while me guitar quietly whimpers - Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story 00:14
I just sit here while me guitar quietly whimpers
Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story Just keep thinking happy thoughts - Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story 00:42
Just keep thinking happy thoughts
Alvin and the Chipmunks Whatever - Alvin and the Chipmunks 00:32
Whatever
Alvin and the Chipmunks This is the greatest day of my IifeEureka I found the cheese baIIsAIvin what are you doing Don't make a mess - Alvin and the Chipmunks 00:12
This is the greatest day of my IifeEureka I found the cheese...
Alvin and the Chipmunks Chipmunks can't taIk eitherOur Iips are moving and words are coming outThis is not happeningI am not taIking to chipmunks I am not taIking to chipmunksSo how's that working for you DaveHow do you know my nameI'II fieId that one We read your maiI By - Alvin and the Chipmunks 01:14
Chipmunks can't taIk eitherOur Iips are moving and...
Alvin and the Chipmunks We can gnaw right through this doorHiOh were we disturbing youWhat you guys can sing tooThat's not singing This is singingThis is amazingHere everyone insideThere you go Thank you - Alvin and the Chipmunks 01:43
We can gnaw right through this doorHiOh were we disturbing...
Alvin and the Chipmunks When you're a chipmunk your parents take care of you for a week - Alvin and the Chipmunks 00:05
When you're a chipmunk your parents take care of you...
Alvin and the Chipmunks This kicks a hamster wheeI's butt - Alvin and the Chipmunks 00:04
This kicks a hamster wheeI's butt
Alvin and the Chipmunks Get out I'm waiting for the rinse cycIe - Alvin and the Chipmunks 00:28
Get out I'm waiting for the rinse cycIe
Alvin and the Chipmunks Guys what's aII thisToaster waffIesYou know I can't afford aII these toaster waffIesWhat WeII in case you didn't noticeI don't have a job anymoMy songAII right Yeah - Alvin and the Chipmunks 00:27
Guys what's aII thisToaster waffIesYou know I...
Alvin and the Chipmunks Guys Iook it's hard I knowThree months ago you were hanging out in a tree somewhere and now you'reMajor rock starsOkay Whatever My point is just because you'reMajor rock starsDoesn't mean you can have or do whatever you wantWeII UncIe Ian says we shouId - Alvin and the Chipmunks 01:09
Guys Iook it's hard I knowThree months ago you were...
Alvin and the Chipmunks ''Dear feIIas I'm sorry but - Alvin and the Chipmunks 00:12
''Dear feIIas I'm sorry but
Alvin and the Chipmunks This is absurd I feeI Iike P Diddy with furAnd to be honest the new songs don't reaIIy sound Iike usWeII you know what I think I think the new direction is perfect you knowIt's aII about today's edgeDave aIways said it was aII about the music''Dave aIways - Alvin and the Chipmunks 00:28
This is absurd I feeI Iike P Diddy with furAnd to be honest...
Alvin and the Chipmunks Stupid cork Doesn'tI'm not gonna say itGood griefAre you stiII not gonna say itNopeI'm gonna say it AIvinOkay - Alvin and the Chipmunks 00:34
Stupid cork Doesn'tI'm not gonna say itGood...
Old Dogs Hey Hey You made it - Old Dogs 00:12
Hey Hey You made it
He's Just Not That Into... And the rule is this If a guy doesn't call you he doesn't wanna call you - He's Just Not That Into You 00:06
And the rule is this If a guy doesn't call you he...
He's Just Not That Into... So trust me when I say if a guy is treating you like he doesn't give a shithe genuinely doesn't give a shitNo exceptions - He's Just Not That Into You 00:11
So trust me when I say if a guy is treating you like he...
He's Just Not That Into... Gigi he is not interested - He's Just Not That Into You 00:06
Gigi he is not interested
He's Just Not That Into... Hey sorry to bug you again Quick questionExcuse me one minute babe SorryWhat's going onOkay I'm making out with this guy PG stuffAnd he mentions that he's going out of town he's gonna be out of touchRunBut maybe he is going out of townWhere Where's he - He's Just Not That Into You 00:43
Hey sorry to bug you again Quick questionExcuse me one...
He's Just Not That Into... Sorry I'm lateNo it's okayI like a little time before a blind datePrepare myself mentally remind myself not to tell the story about my molarsGigi he's not comingBut you can tell me the story about the molars I'd love to hear it - He's Just Not That Into You 00:15
Sorry I'm lateNo it's okayI like a little time...
He's Just Not That Into... With smaller pores and bigger implants - He's Just Not That Into You 00:15
With smaller pores and bigger implants
He's Just Not That Into... I don't know I like youYou doWell yeah Okay don't start doodling my name on your binder okay - He's Just Not That Into You 00:12
I don't know I like youYou doWell yeah Okay don't...
He's Just Not That Into... Come on, my boy. - He's Just Not That Into You 00:47
Come on, my boy.
He's Just Not That Into... I really gotta go to bed thoughIs that an invitationWhatGIGI LAUGHSOh God that was cheesy - He's Just Not That Into You 00:11
I really gotta go to bed thoughIs that an invitationWhatGIGI...
He's Just Not That Into... Tyrone, you cover 4 through 6 and pitch in with the bussers when you can. - He's Just Not That Into You 00:38
Tyrone, you cover 4 through 6 and pitch in with the bussers...
He's Just Not That Into... Hey Kelli AnnDid I get any callsSince you asked me 11 minutes ago no Not a lot of phone trafficOh my God WhatWhat's her nameWhoThe girl AlexThere's no girlYou can't hide it manI know strung out and you are strung outOkay pleaseKELLI ANN This is amazingYou - He's Just Not That Into You 01:13
Hey Kelli AnnDid I get any callsSince you asked me 11...
He's Just Not That Into... You forget somethingYeah I didReally What did you forgetThisYou came all the way here at 11 00 at night to bring me back a promotional penYeahI thought I should just come up with some really great excuse to get over hereThat's how it's done isn't - He's Just Not That Into You 02:26
You forget somethingYeah I didReally What did you...
Zack and Miri Make a Porno That way if you get caught no one thinks it's weird - Zack and Miri Make a Porno 00:34
That way if you get caught no one thinks it's weird
Zack and Miri Make a Porno L thought you recognized me that's Oh okay l get it - Zack and Miri Make a Porno 00:18
L thought you recognized me that's Oh okay l get it
Zack and Miri Make a Porno L Hello Miriam - Zack and Miri Make a Porno 00:31
L Hello Miriam
Zack and Miri Make a Porno Oh' my God - Zack and Miri Make a Porno 01:04
Oh' my God
Zack and Miri Make a Porno You're gay Yeah - Zack and Miri Make a Porno 00:20
You're gay Yeah
Zack and Miri Make a Porno Okay She'll be fine So you guys suck each other's cocks huh - Zack and Miri Make a Porno 00:08
Okay She'll be fine So you guys suck each other's...
Zack and Miri Make a Porno L can't keep my hands off him You've had one too many - Zack and Miri Make a Porno 00:09
L can't keep my hands off him You've had one too...
Zack and Miri Make a Porno This is exactly why you haven't met my mother - Zack and Miri Make a Porno 00:36
This is exactly why you haven't met my mother
Zack and Miri Make a Porno The reason you haven't taken me to your mother's - Zack and Miri Make a Porno 00:14
The reason you haven't taken me to your mother's
Zack and Miri Make a Porno I will be your Sherpa up the mountain of gayness - Zack and Miri Make a Porno 00:06
I will be your Sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Still Waiting Don't get me wrong l mean the band rocks l go onstage people stop eating - Still Waiting 00:19
Don't get me wrong l mean the band rocks l go onstage...
Still Waiting So if you're on MySpace get the fuck off of it - Still Waiting 00:06
So if you're on MySpace get the fuck off of it
Still Waiting Tell you what l'm not gonna do l'm not paying for that drink Thanks man - Still Waiting 00:07
Tell you what l'm not gonna do l'm not paying for...
Still Waiting Okay well that was a good trip l need l actually need some money - Still Waiting 00:23
Okay well that was a good trip l need l actually need some...
Drag Me to Hell So you wish to know something of your destinyYes Very goodLet's see what the fates have in storeYou know Freud said destiny was not an act of fatebut rather something created by our subconsciousto control our conscious choicesThat's true But we cannot - Drag Me to Hell 00:31
So you wish to know something of your destinyYes Very...
Serious Moonlight See here is the difference between you and me man - Serious Moonlight 00:14
See here is the difference between you and me man
Serious Moonlight Hope nobody else shows up We're running out of tape - Serious Moonlight 00:05
Hope nobody else shows up We're running out of tape
Alpha and Omega Guys honestly caribou is overrated - Alpha and Omega 00:20
Guys honestly caribou is overrated
Alpha and Omega The next girl that comes up the hill she's mine - Alpha and Omega 00:05
The next girl that comes up the hill she's mine
Alpha and Omega Who's the coyote l get it That's good 'cause l'm like - Alpha and Omega 00:11
Who's the coyote l get it That's good 'cause...
Alpha and Omega Where's Barf lt's Garth - Alpha and Omega 00:17
Where's Barf lt's Garth
Alpha and Omega Not a stud but like it's like ''stud'' but - Alpha and Omega 00:24
Not a stud but like it's like...
Alpha and Omega Maybe we're dead - Alpha and Omega 00:35
Maybe we're dead
Alpha and Omega Sounds good to me - Alpha and Omega 00:03
Sounds good to me
Alpha and Omega What's wrong with you l have to go - Alpha and Omega 00:08
What's wrong with you l have to go
Alpha and Omega Lt's a rabid wolf - Alpha and Omega 00:26
Lt's a rabid wolf
Alpha and Omega Humphrey - Alpha and Omega 00:23
Humphrey