Clips with Justin Bartha

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Gigli What Read to me Larry - Gigli 00:37
What Read to me Larry
Gigli Yeah Who the fuck are you - Gigli 00:27
Yeah Who the fuck are you
Gigli Lady you need some Band Aids - Gigli 00:04
Lady you need some Band Aids
Gigli She's like the ones at the Baywatch - Gigli 00:27
She's like the ones at the Baywatch
National Treasure It took you all of two seconds to decide to steal the Declaration of Independence - National Treasure 01:23
It took you all of two seconds to decide to steal the...
National Treasure Assuming Ben's theory's correct and my tracking model's accuratewe should be getting very closeBut don't go by me I broke a shoelace this morning - National Treasure 00:13
Assuming Ben's theory's correct and my tracking...
National Treasure The stain effected could refer to a dye or a reagentused to bring about a certain resultCombined with The key in Silence undetectedthe implication is that the effectis to make what was undetectable detectableUnless The key in Silence could - National Treasure 00:50
The stain effected could refer to a dye or a reagentused to...
National Treasure Fifty five in iron pen - National Treasure 00:34
Fifty five in iron pen
National Treasure Timothy Matlack was the official scribe of the Continental CongressCalligrapher not writer And to make sure he could not offend the mapit was put on the back of a resolution that he transcribeda resolution that 55 men signedThe Declaration of - National Treasure 00:40
Timothy Matlack was the official scribe of the Continental...
National Treasure Anyone crazy enough to believe us isn't gonna want to helpWe don't need someone crazy But one step short of crazy what do you getObsessedPassionate - National Treasure 00:13
Anyone crazy enough to believe us isn't gonna want to...
National Treasure What do you think you're gonna findWe believe that there's an encryption on the backAn encryption like a code Yes ma'amOf whatUh a cartographA map Yes ma'amA map of whatThe location of NERVOUSLY CLEARS THROATof hidden items of historicand intrinsic valueA - National Treasure 00:41
What do you think you're gonna findWe believe that...
National Treasure It's invisibleOh RightAnd that's where we lost the Department of Homeland Security - National Treasure 00:11
It's invisibleOh RightAnd that's where we lost the...
National Treasure What led you to assume there's this invisible mapWe found an engraving on the stem of a 200 year old pipeOwned by FreemasonsMay I see the pipe Uh we don't have it - National Treasure 00:15
What led you to assume there's this invisible mapWe...
National Treasure If it's any consolation you had me convincedIt's notI was thinking what if we go public plaster the story all over the InternetIt's not like we have our reputations to worry aboutAlthough I don't think that's exactly gonna scare Ian away180 years of - National Treasure 01:29
If it's any consolation you had me convincedIt's...
National Treasure RILEY This is hugeIt's prison hugeYou are gonna go to prison you know thatYeah probablySo that would bother most people - National Treasure 00:15
RILEY This is hugeIt's prison hugeYou are gonna go to...
National Treasure It can't be done Not shouldn't be done It can't be done - National Treasure 00:07
It can't be done Not shouldn't be done It...
National Treasure Okay Ben pay attentionI've brought you to the Library of CongressWhy Because it's the biggest library in the worldOver 20 million booksAND THEY'RE ALL SAYING THE SAME EXACT THINGListen to RileyWhat we have here my friend is an entire layout of the - National Treasure 02:28
Okay Ben pay attentionI've brought you to the Library...
National Treasure Our evil plan is working - National Treasure 00:05
Our evil plan is working
National Treasure Is that that hot girl - National Treasure 00:10
Is that that hot girl
National Treasure Get out of there - National Treasure 00:07
Get out of there
National Treasure I'm gonna turn off the surveillance cameras ReadyIn five FourThree NowBen Gatesyou are now the Invisible Man - National Treasure 00:15
I'm gonna turn off the surveillance cameras ReadyIn...
National Treasure It's Valley Forge - National Treasure 00:17
It's Valley Forge
National Treasure Where are you Stop talkingStart the vanBen the the mean Declaration lady's behind you - National Treasure 00:20
Where are you Stop talkingStart the vanBen the the mean...
National Treasure Stop chatting and get in the van - National Treasure 00:04
Stop chatting and get in the van
National Treasure Skidding skidding skidding - National Treasure 00:04
Skidding skidding skidding
National Treasure Oh no Holy Lord - National Treasure 00:04
Oh no Holy Lord
National Treasure BEN Are you all rightNo Those lunaticsYou're not hurt are you You are all lunaticsAre you hungry WhatAre you all rightStill a little on edge from being shot at but I'll be okay Thanks for askingYeah well I'm not all right Those men have the Declaration of - National Treasure 01:12
BEN Are you all rightNo Those lunaticsYou're not hurt...
National Treasure There is not a treasure map on the back of the Declaration of IndependenceAnd there's no chance anyone can steal this eitherI leveled with you 100 percent Everything I told you was the truthI want that document Mr BrownOkay my name's not Brown It's GatesI - National Treasure 00:39
There is not a treasure map on the back of the Declaration...
National Treasure You can't seriously intend to run chemical testson the Declaration of Independence in the back of a moving vanWe have a clean room environment all set upEDS suits a particulate air filtration system the whole shebangReally We can't go back thereWhat Why - National Treasure 00:18
You can't seriously intend to run chemical testson the...
National Treasure A credit card slipDude we're on the gridThey'll have your records from forever They'll have my records from foreverI know It's only a matter of minutes before the FBI shows up at my front doorWhat do we doWe need those letters What lettersBEN You know get - National Treasure 00:24
A credit card slipDude we're on the gridThey'll...
National Treasure Ben you know what you have to do I know what to doI'm just trying to think of anything else we could doWell not to be a uh nudgebut you do realize how many people we have after usWe probably have our own satellite by nowIt took you all of two seconds to - National Treasure 00:58
Ben you know what you have to do I know what to doI'm...
National Treasure We probably have our own satellite by now - National Treasure 00:05
We probably have our own satellite by now
National Treasure What do we do about her I've got some duct tape in the back - National Treasure 00:06
What do we do about her I've got some duct tape in the...
National Treasure Who's the stiff - National Treasure 00:05
Who's the stiff
National Treasure And he dragged you two into this nonsenseLiterally I volunteered - National Treasure 00:07
And he dragged you two into this nonsenseLiterally I...
National Treasure Now if this thing's in invisible ink how do we look at itThrow it in the oven - National Treasure 00:06
Now if this thing's in invisible ink how do we look at...
National Treasure Will somebody please explain to me what these magic numbers are - National Treasure 00:07
Will somebody please explain to me what these magic numbers...
National Treasure Here I took this from his houseHe usually tucks a few hundred dollars somewhere between those pagesCommon Sense How appropriate When are we gonna get there - National Treasure 00:12
Here I took this from his houseHe usually tucks a few...
National Treasure Common Sense How appropriate When are we gonna get thereI'm hungry This car smells weird - National Treasure 00:10
Common Sense How appropriate When are we gonna get...
National Treasure ABIGAIL What do you see 2 22What time is it now Almost threeWe missed it No we didn'tWe didn't miss it because uhYou don't know this I I know something about history that you don't knowI'd be very excited to learn about it RileyWell hold on one second let - National Treasure 00:47
ABIGAIL What do you see 2 22What time is it now Almost...
National Treasure Do you actually know who the first person to suggest daylight savings was - National Treasure 00:06
Do you actually know who the first person to suggest...
National Treasure Aw they're like early American X ray specsBenjamin Franklin invented something like theseUhI think he invented these - National Treasure 00:12
Aw they're like early American X ray specsBenjamin...
National Treasure WhatIt's just that the last time this was hereit was being signed - National Treasure 00:09
WhatIt's just that the last time this was hereit was...
National Treasure Why can't they just sayGo to this place and here's the treasure spend it wisely - National Treasure 00:06
Why can't they just sayGo to this place and here's...
National Treasure And those You keep that Meet me at the car and call me if you have any problemsLike if we get caught and killedYeah That would be a big problem Take care of herI will I will - National Treasure 00:15
And those You keep that Meet me at the car and call me if...
National Treasure How do a bunch of guys with hand tools build all thisSame way they built the pyramids and the Great Wall of ChinaYeah The aliens helped them - National Treasure 00:11
How do a bunch of guys with hand tools build all thisSame...
National Treasure Ian why don't you come back down here and we can talk through this togetherDon't speak again Okay - National Treasure 00:09
Ian why don't you come back down here and we can talk...
National Treasure One stinkin' percent - National Treasure 00:08
One stinkin' percent
National Treasure What do you care You got the girlIt's true It's trueRub it in Enjoy your spoils - National Treasure 00:12
What do you care You got the girlIt's true It's...
National Treasure For the record Ben I like the houseYou know I chose this estate because in 1812 Charles Carroll metYeah someone that did something in history and had fun Great WonderfulCould have had a bigger house - National Treasure 00:17
For the record Ben I like the houseYou know I chose this...
Failure to Launch The point is my friend - Failure to Launch 00:34
The point is my friend
Failure to Launch I do sleep well at night - Failure to Launch 00:29
I do sleep well at night
Failure to Launch Well hey there Ace Glad you could make it man - Failure to Launch 00:12
Well hey there Ace Glad you could make it man
Failure to Launch It's over She's gotta go - Failure to Launch 00:25
It's over She's gotta go
Failure to Launch So is Kit short for Katherine - Failure to Launch 00:15
So is Kit short for Katherine
Failure to Launch I'm sorry I dropped you from a cliff It's okay - Failure to Launch 01:05
I'm sorry I dropped you from a cliff It's okay
Failure to Launch Okay how about this - Failure to Launch 00:28
Okay how about this
Failure to Launch You couldn't be more wrong if you called it a Canadian goose - Failure to Launch 00:13
You couldn't be more wrong if you called it a Canadian...
National Treasure: Book of... Dad No please - National Treasure: Book of Secrets 00:37
Dad No please
National Treasure: Book of... Where's the FerrariIRS impounded it The IRSFunny story My accountant set up a corporationon an island that didn't existand assured me that that's how rich people do itThen I got audited and slapped with a huge fine plus interestWanna know what taxes are - National Treasure: Book of Secrets 00:45
Where's the FerrariIRS impounded it The IRSFunny story...
National Treasure: Book of... Wanna know what taxes are on five million dollars - National Treasure: Book of Secrets 00:07
Wanna know what taxes are on five million dollars
National Treasure: Book of... I'll probably regret asking thisbut what happened with you and AbigailI don't know I don't know She started using the word so a lotSoYeah like So I guess my opinion doesn't matterSo you seem to always know what's best So I guess I'm invisibleNow I've - National Treasure: Book of Secrets 00:30
I'll probably regret asking thisbut what happened with...
National Treasure: Book of... Women Can't live with them especially if they change the alarm codesYou did that in 25 secondsThat's why I tell people to get a dog - National Treasure: Book of Secrets 00:12
Women Can't live with them especially if they change...
National Treasure: Book of... How did you get in Ben - National Treasure: Book of Secrets 00:19
How did you get in Ben
National Treasure: Book of... Awkward Oh great laughs - National Treasure: Book of Secrets 00:07
Awkward Oh great laughs
National Treasure: Book of... In a hundred years no one's going to rememberanyone involved in the Lincoln assassination besides BoothThat's not true Do you know the expression His name is mudYes Of course You doYou know the origin of the expression Does anyone but youDr Samuel Mudd - National Treasure: Book of Secrets 00:36
In a hundred years no one's going to rememberanyone...
National Treasure: Book of... It's a cipher Yes It is - National Treasure: Book of Secrets 00:04
It's a cipher Yes It is
National Treasure: Book of... So the only question is which Statue of LibertyExactlyIs there more than oneThere are three actually RileyOne is in New York one in the Luxembourg GardenBut he only referred to one as his lady - National Treasure: Book of Secrets 00:21
So the only question is which Statue of LibertyExactlyIs...
National Treasure: Book of... How fast can we get to Buckingham PalaceDon't know Why don't you ask your new best friend - National Treasure: Book of Secrets 00:08
How fast can we get to Buckingham PalaceDon't know Why...
National Treasure: Book of... Someone else is after the treasureOf course someone else is after the treasureIt's the axiom of treasure hunting - National Treasure: Book of Secrets 00:08
Someone else is after the treasureOf course someone else is...