Justin Long quotes in movies

Galaxy Quest

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Where are you going with all those fireworks Galaxy Quest

02:22

We gotta go across this thing Galaxy Quest

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Wait a minute We gotta go across this thing Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story

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I just sit here while me guitar quietly whimpers Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story

01:21

Only through meditation can we begin to understand our role Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story

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Just keep thinking happy thoughts Comet

01:02

I feel like I'm in the wrong world Comet

01:01

That's all it is Comet

00:21

I never thought love was real Comet

02:00

This is why I hate time Comet

02:48

What do you want to tell me Comet

00:14

Is there something wrong with you Comet

01:45

Those two things Comet

03:04

I should get back to my date Comet

00:17

You don't deserve me Comet

00:20

You know the ending Comet

00:34

Can't that happen Comet

00:26

Whenever anybody emails me hugs and kisses Comet

01:51

I'm saying I dreamt a bunch of conversations Comet

02:51

Can I please get off the phone with you and not feel like... Comet

01:14

I was just trying to get mine over with Comet

02:48

You're a now person Comet

04:05

Something's wrong Comet

00:11

This is not a dream Comet

00:26

You are a very broken man Comet

00:43

I should know that I'm a C Comet

00:41

I'm seeing a guy Comet

02:04

I just have to tell you something more important really... Comet

00:20

I feel like I'm in the wrong world Comet

00:08

You know I never thought love was real I didn't Comet

00:21

Why does it feel so impossible to let you go Comet

00:36

See this is why I hate time Comet

00:21

Well that's morbid and telling Comet

00:06

Is there something wrong with you Comet

00:29

I'm not gonna ask you out because I don't believe in love Comet

00:11

What if something good happens 5 minutes from now Comet

00:07

You don't deserve me I can tell Comet

00:35

I should get back to my date He's probably Comet

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Whenever anybody e mails me hugs and kisses Comet

00:09

You know the ending Comet

00:36

Can I please get off the phone with you Comet

00:04

I want to talk Comet

00:30

Well I was just trying to get mine over with Comet

00:37

I'm saying I dreamt a bunch of conversations including this... Comet

00:36

Why does it feel so impossible to let you go Comet

00:35

You're a now person True Comet

00:36

I know it Kimberly I know you Comet

00:05

This is not a dream Comet

00:17

You're a very broken man Dell Comet

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I should know that I'm a C maybe a C plus Comet

00:13

You're seeing a Jack Comet

00:36

Wait wait I just have to tell you something more important... He's Just Not That Into You

03:26

Did you forget something He's Just Not That Into You

01:31

What's going on He's Just Not That Into You

01:31

Hey sorry to bug you again He's Just Not That Into You

00:29

So trust me when I say if a guy is treating you like he... He's Just Not That Into You

01:39

Did I get any calls He's Just Not That Into You

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If a guy doesn't call you He's Just Not That Into You

01:34

What's that supposed to mean He's Just Not That Into You

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Or call my cell He's Just Not That Into You

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Don't start doodling my name on your binder He's Just Not That Into You

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I like a little time before a blind date He's Just Not That Into You

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I really gotta go to bed He's Just Not That Into You

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You were right He's Just Not That Into You

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So trust me when I say if a guy is treating you like he... He's Just Not That Into You

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Hey sorry to bug you again Quick question He's Just Not That Into You

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Hey Kelli Ann He's Just Not That Into You

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And the rule is this If a guy doesn't call you he doesn't... He's Just Not That Into You

00:37

I'd rather be like that than be like you He's Just Not That Into You

00:36

Or call my cell or try me at work He's Just Not That Into You

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I don't know I like you He's Just Not That Into You

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Sorry I'm late He's Just Not That Into You

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With smaller pores and bigger implants He's Just Not That Into You

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I really gotta go to bed though He's Just Not That Into You

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Gigi he is not interested Jeepers Creepers

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Every 23rd Spring Jeepers Creepers

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What the hell was that guy's problem Jeepers Creepers

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He sewed it back on Jeepers Creepers

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The point of having a portable phone Jeepers Creepers

00:57

Look at this place Jeepers Creepers

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What are you doing Jeepers Creepers

00:40

You got ten seconds to get your ass out of my yard Jeepers Creepers

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We pounded it to dust Jeepers Creepers

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Do you think they even have a phone Jeepers Creepers

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Let's stay and feed the birds Jeepers Creepers

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We have to get out of here Jeepers Creepers

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We were just attacked Jeepers Creepers

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Your dreams are they ever wrong Jeepers Creepers

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What the hell was his problem Jeepers Creepers

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Every 23rd spring Jeepers Creepers

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Darla lost her head just like they said Jeepers Creepers

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She did lose her head Jeepers Creepers

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We pounded it to dust Jeepers Creepers

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The point of having a portable phone is that it works when... Jeepers Creepers

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Christ do you think they even have a phone Jeepers Creepers

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He dumped something down that pipe Jeepers Creepers

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Come on Trish look at this place Let's just keep going Jeepers Creepers

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We gotta get out of here Jeepers Creepers

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You got 10 seconds Jeepers Creepers

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We were just attacked Accepted

06:51

I'm not going to answer your question Accepted

02:35

BUYERS AND SELLERS Accepted

00:29

What the hell happened Accepted

00:43

And they all paid first semester's tuition Accepted

01:05

Totally humiliating you Accepted

00:47

There are plenty of successful people who didn't go to... Accepted

00:52

Don't be scared Accepted

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Your butt can take it Accepted

00:35

Do you know any places up near Harmon we can rent Accepted

00:54

Why what happened Accepted

00:34

Why'd you get fired Accepted

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I'm a huge tool Accepted

00:37

Are you kidding me Accepted

00:37

What the hell was that Accepted

00:47

There's no room for Rory at Yale Accepted

00:38

What do you want to learn Accepted

00:28

You want me to give you something funny to laugh about Accepted

00:16

Tell me what classes you're taking Accepted

01:36

Are you huffing Accepted

00:48

I took another look at that website Accepted

01:12

I wanna learn how to carve a shank out of my toothbrush Accepted

01:00

I'm no longer a shaper of young minds Accepted

00:21

That's not true Accepted

00:36

And then we'll do things our way Accepted

00:36

Look I I I I lied to you Accepted

00:35

Buyers and sellers Accepted

00:07

What the hell happened Accepted

00:10

Who's that Spank me Accepted

00:03

I told you so Accepted

00:17

Does the run of the mill college experience Accepted

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There are plenty of successful people who didn't go to... Accepted

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Remember that time we had to steal my mom's birth control... Accepted

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And also it was your idea to put Acceptance is just one... Accepted

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Oh don't worry you're young Your butt can take it Accepted

00:15

They all paid first semester's tuition Accepted

00:19

Schrader come on Don't be scared Accepted

00:23

You said you didn't wanna be a part of this thing Accepted

00:10

Hey Schrad do you know any places up near Harmon we can rent Accepted

00:17

When did you start working at the Kwik 'N Stop Accepted

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Why would you do that pal Accepted

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Hey I hate my life Accepted

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Schrader what the hell was that Accepted

00:37

What's up B How you doin' What's up Accepted

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Hey oh it's so good to see you Accepted

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Schrader what about you Well B I'm glad you asked actually Accepted

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Ever since nursery school every single waking moment Accepted

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You want me to give you something funny to laugh about Accepted

00:16

Tell me what classes you're taking Accepted

00:28

Are you huffing Oh God No Accepted

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I took another look at that website Accepted

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Schrader what about you Well B I'm glad you asked actually Accepted

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I've retired I'm no longer a shaper of young minds Dodgeball

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If you can dodge a wrench Dodgeball

00:11

Joanie loves Chachi Dodgeball

00:32

Hang on a second Dodgeball

00:49

Without Patches Dodgeball

00:34

Don't worry so much about this Amber situation Dodgeball

01:16

Meet Fran Stalinofskivitchdavitovichsky Dodgeball

00:46

How many teams are in this qualifier Dodgeball

00:59

Just high school's changed a little since I was a kid Dodgeball

01:08

Where do you go when your wife changes the locks Dodgeball

00:05

If you can dodge a wrench you can dodge a ball Dodgeball

00:11

Justin Dodgeball

00:12

Hang on a second You wanna become a cheerleader to prove you... Dodgeball

00:27

Come on guys We got Peter Dodgeball

00:12

It was the worst Don't worry about this Amber situation Dodgeball

00:37

In her home country of Romanovia dodgeball is the national... Dodgeball

00:31

How many teams are in this qualifier Two Dodgeball

00:17

It'll be worth it when I make the cheerleading squad Prove... Dodgeball

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Average Joe's is too important Waiting

00:26

You forgot your change Waiting

00:32

What do you think of Natasha Waiting

00:37

I'm going with option B Waiting

00:24

You have to get the pussy before you can be whipped by it Waiting

00:28

You got nothing to worry about Waiting

00:58

You take 'em out Waiting

00:44

What the hell took so long Waiting

00:37

Make sure there's no bacon on the chef salad Waiting

00:43

How many times can we have the exact same conversation Waiting

00:19

Ain't gon' be no bacon on the salad Waiting

01:28

Now I'm not gonna lie to you Waiting

01:46

His name is Timmy Waiting

00:15

Excuse me sir You forgot your change Waiting

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Then when we do what What the heII can you do with an A A... Waiting

00:08

Are you gonna taIk to her or hope you're never forced to... Waiting

00:15

She reaIIy is a IittIe badass though And fun to hang out... Waiting

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Wait You actuaIIy have to get the pussy before you can be... Waiting

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No you're fired Waiting

00:16

Listen man You got nothing to worry about It's just a game Waiting

00:16

What happens with every girI you Iike Nothing Waiting

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Damn boy What the heII took so Iong Waiting

00:14

So what do you think of Natasha Waiting

00:10

Hey FIoyd make sure there's no bacon on that chef saIad It's... Waiting

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How many times can we have the same exact conversation Waiting

00:20

Hey FIoyd make sure there's no bacon on that chef saIad It's... Waiting

00:36

Now I'm not gonna Iie to you The job comes with more... Waiting

00:35

What The oId Iady at tabIe 37 wants you to sing Zack and Miri Make a Porno

02:00

What brings you here Zack and Miri Make a Porno

00:58

Are you fucking with me Zack and Miri Make a Porno

00:17

I will be your Sherpa up the mountain of gayness Zack and Miri Make a Porno

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And I'm on the internet wearing Zack and Miri Make a Porno

02:37

This is exactly why you haven't met my mother Zack and Miri Make a Porno

00:41

I can't keep my hands off him Zack and Miri Make a Porno

00:14

You guys suck each other's cocks Zack and Miri Make a Porno

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That way if you get caught no one thinks it's weird Zack and Miri Make a Porno

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L thought you recognized me that's Oh okay l get it Zack and Miri Make a Porno

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I will be your Sherpa up the mountain of gayness Zack and Miri Make a Porno

00:31

L Hello Miriam Zack and Miri Make a Porno

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The reason you haven't taken me to your mother's Zack and Miri Make a Porno

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Okay She'll be fine So you guys suck each other's cocks huh Zack and Miri Make a Porno

00:36

This is exactly why you haven't met my mother Zack and Miri Make a Porno

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L can't keep my hands off him You've had one too many Zack and Miri Make a Porno

00:20

You're gay Yeah Zack and Miri Make a Porno

00:35

Oh' my God Herbie Fully Loaded

00:16

Herbie is a car Going the Distance

01:14

Now what is the story Going the Distance

00:25

Can I ask you a question Going the Distance

00:55

I have done the long distance thing Going the Distance

00:38

Don't even think about calling me again Going the Distance

00:20

I gotta tip for you Going the Distance

00:27

I like your haircut Going the Distance

00:28

Now what is the story with you guys Going the Distance

00:23

Can I ask you a question Going the Distance

00:27

Now look I have done the long distance thing and it is hard... Going the Distance

00:13

Don't even think about calling me again Oh Jesus Amy wait... Going the Distance

00:18

You get in a relationship but you don't fully commit Going the Distance

00:11

But I got a tip for you Going the Distance

00:24

To come with you or to take this incredible job Going the Distance

00:11

More for you baby Thank you Going the Distance

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Hey Garrett I like your haircut Thanks Did something... Planet 51

00:37

There it is Just two more days Wow Planet 51

00:36

What do you want Thanks for asking Planet 51

00:15

What You were just talking alien Planet 51

00:15

A cork Planet 51

00:23

That's our planet after the attack of the Humaniacs Planet 51

00:07

What are we supposed to do Planet 51

00:09

Either your name is Lem or you want to mate with me Planet 51

00:09

I don't want to hear a single bubble Planet 51

00:05

You become invincible Oh good Then you do it Planet 51

00:12

Hey Neera now that this is all over The Wave

00:10

Have you ever woken up from a dream so real Alvin and the Chipmunks: The...

00:05

Hey Don't judge me I saw Pink Flamingos Alvin and the Chipmunks: The...

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Alvin When did you grab it Alvin and the Chipmunks: The...

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But we're on the ground and this is a car Alvin and the Chipmunks: The...

00:16

Break a leg Alvin and the Chipmunks: The...

00:36

Okay we're rolling Alvin and the Chipmunks: The...

00:20

Girls thank you Tusk

00:06

Ally Ally I don't wanna die in Canada Tusk

00:17

You'd be right to admire the walrus Tusk

00:16

Excuse me hey How far is Bifrost from here Tusk

00:05

This guy wants to turn me into an animal or something Tusk

00:24

A Canadian doesn't get sad Sadness was made by the USA Walking with Dinosaurs

00:05

I'm sorry Seriously I mean what's up with that I mean Walking with Dinosaurs

00:05

Oh gross Alvin and the Chipmunks:...

00:05

Alvin You're starting to sound like Dave Alvin and the Chipmunks:...

00:09

We're alive We're alive Alvin and the Chipmunks:...

00:37

I think I know why Dave hasn't come Alvin and the Chipmunks:...

00:04

Where's Alvin Hey Dave Alvin and the Chipmunks:...

00:14

What We were having the best time Alvin and the Chipmunks:...

00:15

Well since I'm not the pretty one any more maybe I should... Alvin and the Chipmunks:...

00:10

Last I checked Brit we're chipmunks Alvin and the Chipmunks:...

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I like my tail shaken not stirred Alvin and the Chipmunks:...

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You can follow me on Critter Alvin and the Chipmunks:...

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Oh my acorns Alvin and the Chipmunks:...

00:17

Hey you found the chubby one Alpha and Omega

00:21

Guys You guys like jokes Good Alpha and Omega

00:03

Sounds good to me Alpha and Omega

00:10

Don't move We can handle this Alpha and Omega

00:11

What are you doing up here Alpha and Omega

00:09

You wolves are making us look bad Come on the caribou are... Alpha and Omega

00:17

Where's Barf lt's Garth Alpha and Omega

00:35

Maybe we're dead Alpha and Omega

00:26

Lt's a rabid wolf Alpha and Omega

00:20

Guys honestly caribou is overrated Alpha and Omega

00:11

Who's the coyote l get it That's good 'cause l'm like Alpha and Omega

00:12

Ls everyone staring at us Alpha and Omega

00:19

You know we make a pretty good team Alpha and Omega

00:35

That was so awesome You with the snowballs Alpha and Omega

00:13

L think you're crazy Alpha and Omega

00:12

You think l'm Alpha and Omega

00:24

Come on Alpha and Omega

00:24

Humphrey l just wanted to tell you Alpha and Omega

00:25

What were you doing in ldaho Alpha and Omega

00:08

What's wrong with you l have to go Alpha and Omega

00:23

Humphrey Alpha and Omega

00:04

You ready to shake your tail Alpha and Omega

00:29

Not a stud but like it's like ''stud'' but Alpha and Omega

00:24

Not a stud but like it's like ''stud'' but Alpha and Omega

00:05

The next girl that comes up the hill she's mine Alpha and Omega

00:04

You know we make a pretty good team Alpha and Omega

00:04

L can't take any more Alvin and the Chipmunks: The...

00:12

Si Don't make me have to kiss you Alvin and the Chipmunks: The...

00:08

SIMON Come on Alvin Remember your five D's Alvin and the Chipmunks: The...

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Oh it is on like Donkey Kong Alvin and the Chipmunks: The...

00:17

There's something wrong with the clock Alvin and the Chipmunks: The...

00:05

Yep Nobody does that better than him Alvin and the Chipmunks: The...

00:16

I had my assistant call and ask for the biggest limo Alvin and the Chipmunks: The...

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I'm not going anywhere without Alvin and the Chipmunks: The...

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Oops Well it looks like it's time to play my second favorite... Alvin and the Chipmunks: The...

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You are SLEEPILY I'm counting on you Alvin and the Chipmunks: The...

00:08

Who's Aunt Jackie Alvin and the Chipmunks: The...

00:19

What was school like for me Uh in a word awesome Alvin and the Chipmunks: The...

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And Dave just think how much you'd miss us if there were six... Alvin and the Chipmunks: The...

00:19

Alvin take it easy out there You gotta share the spotlight Alvin and the Chipmunks: The...

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Do you know what Dave would say if he were here right now Alvin and the Chipmunks: The...

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Hey come on guys Let's go Alvin and the Chipmunks: The...

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Ooh boy I suddenly got really really tired Alvin and the Chipmunks: The...

00:04

Right back at you Dr Rubes Alvin and the Chipmunks: The...

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But you know what there is an l in Alvin Alvin and the Chipmunks: The...

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You talking to me You talking to me Alvin and the Chipmunks: The...

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I love the smell of zit cream in the morning Alvin and the Chipmunks: The...

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I'm gonna crack you like an acorn and eat you for dinner Alvin and the Chipmunks: The...

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Oh I didn't realize I pocket dialed 1 800 LOWLIFE Alvin and the Chipmunks: The...

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You might as well be rooting out truffles in the French... Alvin and the Chipmunks: The...

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ALVIN MUFFLED Hello Humane Society Yes I need help Old Dogs

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Hey Hey You made it Alvin and the Chipmunks

00:22

I wanna go home Alvin and the Chipmunks

00:36

Chipmunks Alvin and the Chipmunks

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Bad you know non taIking rodents around here Alvin and the Chipmunks

00:10

Last one to the door is roadkiII Alvin and the Chipmunks

00:14

Oh sorry about that Yeah Alvin and the Chipmunks

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When you're a chipmunk your parents take care of you for a... Alvin and the Chipmunks

00:36

Eight Done Alvin and the Chipmunks

00:32

Whatever Alvin and the Chipmunks

00:33

Stupid cork Doesn't Alvin and the Chipmunks

00:28

He's been out for quite a whiIe Alvin and the Chipmunks

00:15

This is the greatest day of my Iife Alvin and the Chipmunks

00:33

Who's CIaire Alvin and the Chipmunks

00:28

Guys what's aII this Alvin and the Chipmunks

00:15

How do you think it's going Alvin and the Chipmunks

00:13

They're savings bonds Alvin and the Chipmunks

00:14

You'II never take us aIive Alvin and the Chipmunks

00:18

Is it me or was he a IittIe mad Alvin and the Chipmunks

00:18

Okay New ruIe No going out after 9 Alvin and the Chipmunks

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So you're gonna canceI the show Alvin and the Chipmunks

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Why didn't the airbags depIoy Theodore don't go into the... Alvin and the Chipmunks

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You shouId've kissed her Dave Alvin and the Chipmunks

00:37

Three months ago you were hanging out in a tree somewhere... Alvin and the Chipmunks

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This kicks a hamster wheeI's butt Alvin and the Chipmunks

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This is absurd I feeI Iike P Diddy with fur Alvin and the Chipmunks

00:37

Nothing Nothing Just a IittIe stage fright Alvin and the Chipmunks

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Hi Mom A little situation Dave Alvin and the Chipmunks

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''Dear feIIas I'm sorry but Strange Wilderness

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Shit a porcupine Strange Wilderness

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I smoked some weed the other night and I think the shit was... Strange Wilderness

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Have you guys ever tried to poop and brush your teeth at the... Strange Wilderness

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Do you ever let your dog lick your name Strange Wilderness

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Does your name ever shrink if you go in cold water