Clips with Kate McKinnon

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Ghostbusters Avid skier Gluten fullAnd 100 jazzed to meet you - Ghostbusters 00:07
Avid skier Gluten fullAnd 100 jazzed to meet you
Ghostbusters Is it more or less disgusting if I tell you it came from the front - Ghostbusters 00:04
Is it more or less disgusting if I tell you it came from the...
Ghostbusters Ma'am can you tell us where you got the world's tiniest bow tieIt came with the shirt - Ghostbusters 00:07
Ma'am can you tell us where you got the world's...
Ghostbusters But once the cat is out of the bag - Ghostbusters 00:32
But once the cat is out of the bag
Ghostbusters I hate to DeBarge inShe loves that Is that by DeBargeI thought it was Devo - Ghostbusters 00:07
I hate to DeBarge inShe loves that Is that by DeBargeI...
Ghostbusters That's where I saw that weird sparking thingWhat was itBaby if I knew what it was I wouldn't say a weird sparking thing - Ghostbusters 00:08
That's where I saw that weird sparking thingWhat was...
Ghostbusters Why am I operating the untested nuclear laserYou have the longest arms - Ghostbusters 00:06
Why am I operating the untested nuclear laserYou have the...
Ghostbusters Do you know your iron levelIt's fine - Ghostbusters 00:06
Do you know your iron levelIt's fine
Ghostbusters I would've used aluminum but I'm crazy - Ghostbusters 00:05
I would've used aluminum but I'm crazy
Ghostbusters Booyah Emphasis on the boo - Ghostbusters 00:04
Booyah Emphasis on the boo
Ghostbusters Do you have any idea how many federal regulations - Ghostbusters 00:10
Do you have any idea how many federal regulations
Ghostbusters Sheriff in New Mexico reports a UFO encounterThe crew of the SS Ourang Medan dies mysteriouslyThe entire town of Langville Montana goes missingIt doesOkay but heWe're talking about relocatingNo one's being killed here rightThey were turned inside outTheir - Ghostbusters 00:34
Sheriff in New Mexico reports a UFO encounterThe crew of the...
Ghostbusters He just started figuring out the phones Yeah - Ghostbusters 00:05
He just started figuring out the phones Yeah
Ghostbusters You guys this is exactly how I pictured my death - Ghostbusters 00:05
You guys this is exactly how I pictured my death
Ghostbusters You just got Holtzmanned baby - Ghostbusters 00:04
You just got Holtzmanned baby
Ghostbusters Come out come out wherever you are - Ghostbusters 00:05
Come out come out wherever you are
Ghostbusters Come on Rowan show yourselfWhat form would you prefer I takeMaybe something stationary Like a bull's eyeWell I'll tell you what I preferI prefer something nice and cute like a friendly little ghostIs this what you wantSomething more familiar - Ghostbusters 00:19
Come on Rowan show yourselfWhat form would you prefer I...
Ghostbusters What year is itIt's 2040 WhatOur president is a plant Oh my God - Ghostbusters 00:07
What year is itIt's 2040 WhatOur president is a plant...
Ghostbusters Do we need this safety lightSafety lights are for dudesI hate doing that - Ghostbusters 00:11
Do we need this safety lightSafety lights are for dudesI...
The Bubble I'm not a magician I know you're not a fucking magician - The Bubble 00:10
I'm not a magician I know you're not a fucking...
Barbie What have you done - Barbie
What have you done
Barbie Barbie You play on their egos - Barbie
Barbie You play on their egos
Barbie Are you okay - Barbie
Are you okay
Barbie Okay Ken you have to figure out - Barbie
Okay Ken you have to figure out
Barbie In our assessment money is not speechand corporations have no free speech rights to begin withSo any claim on their part to be exercising a rightis just their attempt to turn our democracy into a plutocracy - Barbie 00:13
In our assessment money is not speechand corporations have...
Barbie This makes me emotional and I'm expressing itI have no difficulty holding both logicand feeling at the same timeAnd it does not diminish my powersIt expands them - Barbie 00:13
This makes me emotional and I'm expressing itI have no...
Barbie Cool Hi BarbieHi Barbie Hi BarbieHi Barbie Hi BarbieHi BarbieHi Barbie Hi Ken - Barbie 00:08
Cool Hi BarbieHi Barbie Hi BarbieHi Barbie Hi BarbieHi...
Barbie Hi BarbieOh hi Allannarrator There are no multiples of Allan He's just AllanYeah I'm I confused about that - Barbie 00:12
Hi BarbieOh hi Allannarrator There are no multiples of Allan...
Barbie Come on Kens Nobody's gonna beach anyone off - Barbie 00:04
Come on Kens Nobody's gonna beach anyone off
Barbie Very common Because actually my jobit's just beach RightAnd what a good job you do at beach - Barbie 00:10
Very common Because actually my jobit's just beach...
Barbie You should heal up in no timeActually in the time that it took for meto say that sentence you healed - Barbie 00:07
You should heal up in no timeActually in the time that it...
Barbie Can I come to your house tonightSure I don't have anything big planned grunts softly YesJust a giant blowout party with all the Barbiesand planned choreography and a bespoke songYou should stop by - Barbie 00:10
Can I come to your house tonightSure I don't have...
Barbie It is the best day everAnd so is yesterday and so is tomorrowand so is the day after tomorrow and even Wednesdaysand every day from now until forever - Barbie 00:09
It is the best day everAnd so is yesterday and so is...
Barbie You guys ever think about dyingneedle scratches record music chatter haltI don't know why I just said thatI'm just dying to dance - Barbie 00:20
You guys ever think about dyingneedle scratches record music...
Barbie I thought I might stay over tonightWhyBecause we're girlfriend boyfriendTo do whatI'm actually not sure - Barbie 00:11
I thought I might stay over tonightWhyBecause we're...
Barbie Good night Barbies I'm definitely not thinking about death anymore - Barbie 00:05
Good night Barbies I'm definitely not thinking about...
Barbie Flat feet - Barbie 00:05
Flat feet
Barbie I know I'm Stereotypical Barbieand therefore don't form conjecturesconcerning the causality of adjacent unfolding eventsbut some things have been happening that might be relatedsighsBad breath this morning a cold showerburnt waffle and falling off my roof - Barbie 00:15
I know I'm Stereotypical Barbieand therefore don't...
Barbie Chuckles That Ken of yours he is one nice looking little protein pot - Barbie 00:06
Chuckles That Ken of yours he is one nice looking little...
Barbie I'd like to see what kind of nude blob he's packing under those jeans sighs - Barbie 00:05
I'd like to see what kind of nude blob he's...
Barbie Oh you've done it You've opened a portalI didn't open a portalchuckles Someone did And now there is a rip in the continuumthat is the membrane between Barbie Land and the Real Worldand if you wanna be Stereotypical Barbie perfect againthen baby girl you - Barbie 00:28
Oh you've done it You've opened a portalI...
Barbie There's the girl and the doll And never the twain shall crossThe twain is crossing Yes - Barbie 00:07
There's the girl and the doll And never the twain shall...
Barbie Takes two to rip a portal I can't have - Barbie 00:04
Takes two to rip a portal I can't have
Barbie So what'll it be thenYou can go back to your regular lifeand forget any of this ever happenedor you can know the truth about the universeThe choice is now yoursThe first one The high heelNo We'll do a re doYou're supposed to want to knowI don'tMmm Babe - Barbie 00:45
So what'll it be thenYou can go back to your regular...
Barbie Don't blame me blame Mattel They make the rules - Barbie 00:04
Don't blame me blame Mattel They make the rules
Barbie Send me through the portalOkay There's actually no portalOh It's a figure of speechIt's actually a sports car to a speedboatto a rocket ship to a tandem biketo a camper van fun to a snowmobile brrwhich will take you most of the wayto the state of Los - Barbie 00:26
Send me through the portalOkay There's actually no...
Barbie Okay And how do I get back - Barbie 00:11
Okay And how do I get back
Barbie Did you bring your RollerbladesI literally go nowhere without them - Barbie 00:06
Did you bring your RollerbladesI literally go nowhere...
Barbie Oh look a construction siteWe need that good feminine energy - Barbie 00:06
Oh look a construction siteWe need that good feminine energy
Barbie But I'm picking up on some sort of entendrewhich appears to be double - Barbie 00:06
But I'm picking up on some sort of entendrewhich...
Barbie I do not have a vaginaAnd he does not have a penisWe don't have genitals - Barbie 00:09
I do not have a vaginaAnd he does not have a penisWe...
Barbie Geez you would think a construction site at lunch timewould be the perfect place for a little woman powerbut this one was so male - Barbie 00:11
Geez you would think a construction site at lunch timewould...
Barbie What would a smart Barbie do - Barbie 00:04
What would a smart Barbie do
Barbie So you're like Barbie Barbie Like a professional bimboNo Barbie's not a bimboBarbie is a doctor and a lawyer and a senatorand a Nobel Prize winnerYou're a Nobel Prize winnerOh No not me but Barbie is - Barbie 00:15
So you're like Barbie Barbie Like a professional...
Barbie Aren't you guys gonna thank me and give me a big hug laughsFor being your favorite toyWe haven't played with Barbie since we were like five years oldYeah I hated dolls with hairI mean I'd play with Barbie but it was like the last resortI loved - Barbie 00:22
Aren't you guys gonna thank me and give me a big hug...
Barbie Okay Barbie let's do thisYou've been making women feel bad about themselves since you were inventedI think you have that the wrong way aroundYou represent everything wrong with our cultureSexualized capitalism unrealistic physical idealsNo no no You're - Barbie 00:47
Okay Barbie let's do thisYou've been making women...
Barbie She thinks I'm a fascistI don't control the railways or the flow of commerce - Barbie 00:09
She thinks I'm a fascistI don't control the...
Barbie I've gotta talk to somebody in chargeEverything is backwards hereMen look at me like I'm an objectGirls hate meEveryone thinks I'm crazy and I keep getting arrested - Barbie 00:11
I've gotta talk to somebody in chargeEverything is...
Barbie Of course So what can I doto repair the rift in the space time continuumget my feet back and that one cellulite goneand just generally not turn into Weird Barbie - Barbie 00:10
Of course So what can I doto repair the rift in the space...
Barbie Real World isn't what I thought it was - Barbie 00:09
Real World isn't what I thought it was
Barbie No KenThis is my Dreamhouse It is my Dreamhouse It's mineNo this is no longer Barbie's DreamhouseThis shall henceforth be known as Ken's Mojo Dojo Casa HouseYou don't have to say dojo and houseAnd casaBut you do because it feels good Try it - Barbie 00:20
No KenThis is my Dreamhouse It is my Dreamhouse It's...
Barbie Anyone need a brewski beerWhat are you doing You're a doctorI like being a helpful decoration - Barbie 00:09
Anyone need a brewski beerWhat are you doing You're a...
Barbie I like not having to make any decisions - Barbie 00:07
I like not having to make any decisions
Barbie What is wrong with themWe just explained to them the immaculateimpeccable seamless garment of logicthat is patriarchy and they crumbledOh my God This is like in the 1500swith the indigenous people and smallpoxThey had no defenses against it - Barbie 00:14
What is wrong with themWe just explained to them the...
Barbie Yeah Buckle up babe chucklesBecause Barbie Land is now Ken LandAnd it's gonna be just like Century City in Los Angelesbecause they had it all figured out in Century CityThe minute you get out of your car you're likeI can't believe how great this place - Barbie 00:26
Yeah Buckle up babe chucklesBecause Barbie Land is now Ken...
Barbie Reporter Barbie Wow And now you're making it permanentwith a special election to change the ConstitutionThat's right In just 48 hoursall the Kens will head to the pollsand vote to change the Constitution to a governmentfor the Kens of the Kens and by the - Barbie 00:48
Reporter Barbie Wow And now you're making it...
Barbie I've never wanted anything to changeOh honey that's life It's all changeThat'sThat's terrifyingsomber music playingI don't want thatmusic swellingNot my life No thank youJust no I don't want thissighsI'm just gonna sit here and wait and hopethat one of - Barbie 00:49
I've never wanted anything to changeOh honey...
Barbie Either you're brainwashed or you're weird and uglyThere is no in between - Barbie 00:06
Either you're brainwashed or you're weird and...
Barbie Come into my Weirdhouse Hi I'm Weird BarbieI'm in the splits I have a funky haircutand I smell like basement - Barbie 00:08
Come into my Weirdhouse Hi I'm Weird BarbieI'm in...
Barbie It's like I've been in a dreamwhere I was somehow really investedin the Zack Snyder cut of Justice League - Barbie 00:10
It's like I've been in a dreamwhere I was somehow...