Clips with Kenneth Williams

Carry On Sergeant Your rank - Carry On Sergeant 00:04
Your rank
Carry On Sergeant Don't you think this is a trifle out of date - Carry On Sergeant 00:19
Don't you think this is a trifle out of date
Carry on Teacher Sir there's only one thing to do to save yourself - Carry on Teacher 00:11
Sir there's only one thing to do to save yourself
Carry on Teacher Does that mean you won't be able to finish composing the music for the play - Carry on Teacher 00:36
Does that mean you won't be able to finish composing...
Carry on Constable I've been watching you and listening to you very carefully I think you have a future - Carry on Constable 00:22
I've been watching you and listening to you very...
Carry On Regardless Taxi Taxi - Carry On Regardless 00:16
Taxi Taxi
Carry on Cruising We meet again what - Carry on Cruising 02:17
We meet again what
Carry on Cruising Ol se or Oh hello Binn - Carry on Cruising 01:13
Ol se or Oh hello Binn
Carry on Cleo Oh I do feel queer - Carry on Cleo 00:05
Oh I do feel queer
Carry on Cleo Julie Tony - Carry on Cleo 00:16
Julie Tony
Carry on Cleo And they all disappear - Carry on Cleo 00:23
And they all disappear
Carry on Cleo I'm not surprised - Carry on Cleo 00:08
I'm not surprised
Carry on Cleo Beware the nuts in May - Carry on Cleo 00:05
Beware the nuts in May
Carry on Cleo There is news from Egypt that Ptolemy is trying to usurp Cleopatra - Carry on Cleo 00:10
There is news from Egypt that Ptolemy is trying to usurp...
Carry on Cleo Friends Romans Countrmen I know - Carry on Cleo 00:06
Friends Romans Countrmen I know
Carry on Cleo I've cleaned up this city - Carry on Cleo 00:13
I've cleaned up this city
Carry on Cleo Are they having an affair - Carry on Cleo 00:08
Are they having an affair
Carry on Cleo I'm sorry sir But for the good of Rome you must die - Carry on Cleo 01:45
I'm sorry sir But for the good of Rome you must die
Carry on Cleo I don't want to die - Carry on Cleo 00:11
I don't want to die
Carry on Cleo They've all got it in for me - Carry on Cleo 00:07
They've all got it in for me
Carry on Cleo You do not look like your bust - Carry on Cleo 00:08
You do not look like your bust
Carry on Cowboy I know that but what have I done wrong - Carry on Cowboy 00:10
I know that but what have I done wrong
Carry On Doctor Thinks What a wonderful man you are - Carry On Doctor 00:09
Thinks What a wonderful man you are
Carry On Doctor Excuse me Doctor but is Mr Bigger going to be all right - Carry On Doctor 00:24
Excuse me Doctor but is Mr Bigger going to be all right
Carry on Up the Khyber What is there to fear from a warrior - Carry on Up the Khyber 00:20
What is there to fear from a warrior
Carry on Up the Khyber I do wish you wouldn't keep doing that - Carry on Up the Khyber 00:05
I do wish you wouldn't keep doing that
Carry on Up the Khyber May the benevolence of the god Shivu bring blessings on your house - Carry on Up the Khyber 00:21
May the benevolence of the god Shivu bring blessings on your...
Carry on Up the Khyber Go to the women's quarters and pay your respects to your mother - Carry on Up the Khyber 00:15
Go to the women's quarters and pay your respects to...
Carry on Up the Khyber You scratch my back and I will scratch yours - Carry on Up the Khyber 00:10
You scratch my back and I will scratch yours
Carry on Up the Khyber But I must take that with me now - Carry on Up the Khyber 00:22
But I must take that with me now
Carry on Up the Khyber They will die the death of a thousand cuts - Carry on Up the Khyber 00:10
They will die the death of a thousand cuts
Carry on Up the Khyber Bring on the dancing girls Get rid of this idiot - Carry on Up the Khyber 00:07
Bring on the dancing girls Get rid of this idiot
Carry on Up the Khyber As a mark of my deep respect for Your Excellency's person - Carry on Up the Khyber 00:26
As a mark of my deep respect for Your Excellency's...
Carry on Up the Khyber No thank you Unlike you British we are not tiffin mad - Carry on Up the Khyber 00:06
No thank you Unlike you British we are not tiffin mad
Carry on Up the Khyber By the time I'm finished their stiff upper lips will be so limp - Carry on Up the Khyber 00:07
By the time I'm finished their stiff upper lips will be...
Carry on Up the Khyber A thing like that leaves them unmoved - Carry on Up the Khyber 00:07
A thing like that leaves them unmoved
Carry on Up the Khyber Come back Come back There's nothing to be afraid of - Carry on Up the Khyber 00:08
Come back Come back There's nothing to be afraid of
Carry On Loving Help Miss Dempsey - Carry On Loving
Help Miss Dempsey
Carry on Abroad Hello there Afternoon Miss Dobbs Lovely day for it - Carry on Abroad 00:12
Hello there Afternoon Miss Dobbs Lovely day for it
Carry on Abroad Miss Plunkett you're squashing my itinerary - Carry on Abroad 00:16
Miss Plunkett you're squashing my itinerary
Carry on Abroad Scottish accent Hey son Is this for the dirty weekend - Carry on Abroad 00:17
Scottish accent Hey son Is this for the dirty weekend
Carry on Abroad This is very lovings no - Carry on Abroad 00:20
This is very lovings no
Carry on Abroad Oh yes I see Well I'm the representative of Wundatours Stuart Farquhar - Carry on Abroad 00:09
Oh yes I see Well I'm the representative of Wundatours...
Carry on Abroad Excuse me mister You like postcards Very interesting - Carry on Abroad 00:21
Excuse me mister You like postcards Very interesting
Carry on Abroad Now then to start off with I feel I should point out - Carry on Abroad 00:28
Now then to start off with I feel I should point out
The Hound of the Baskervilles I'm really exhausted with all this traveling - The Hound of the Baskervilles 00:40
I'm really exhausted with all this traveling
The Hound of the Baskervilles Just as I thought They're all in it together - The Hound of the Baskervilles 00:08
Just as I thought They're all in it together
The Hound of the Baskervilles Yes all the Baskervilles have hearty dicks - The Hound of the Baskervilles 00:07
Yes all the Baskervilles have hearty dicks
Carry On Emmannuelle Ch rie Loins - Carry On Emmannuelle 00:15
Ch rie Loins
Carry On Emmannuelle Oh but why me You can have Tom Dick or Harry - Carry On Emmannuelle 00:08
Oh but why me You can have Tom Dick or Harry
Carry On Emmannuelle Turn over No no I don't like - Carry On Emmannuelle 00:12
Turn over No no I don't like
Carry On Emmannuelle I can't straighten anything I'm completely bent - Carry On Emmannuelle 00:06
I can't straighten anything I'm completely bent
Carry On Emmannuelle No no Even Adam and Eve had a fig leaf - Carry On Emmannuelle 00:05
No no Even Adam and Eve had a fig leaf
Carry On Emmannuelle I will say my wife is a better diplomat than I am - Carry On Emmannuelle 00:18
I will say my wife is a better diplomat than I am
Carry On Emmannuelle Ah yes And what were you doing in the Far East my dear - Carry On Emmannuelle 00:14
Ah yes And what were you doing in the Far East my dear