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Django Unchained How do you like the bounty hunting business - Django Unchained 00:27
How do you like the bounty hunting business
Django Unchained You kill people - Django Unchained 00:23
You kill people
Django Unchained You do not have anything to drink - Django Unchained 00:24
You do not have anything to drink
Django Unchained Who's that stumblin' around in the dark - Django Unchained 00:09
Who's that stumblin' around in the dark
Django Unchained So I wish to parley with youSpeak EnglishOh sorryPlease forgive me It is a second language - Django Unchained 00:10
So I wish to parley with youSpeak EnglishOh sorryPlease...
Django Unchained So what So I wish to parley with you Speak English I'm sorry Please forgive me It is a second language - Django Unchained 00:10
So what So I wish to parley with you Speak English I'm...
Django Unchained Hello you poor devils - Django Unchained 00:04
Hello you poor devils
Django Unchained What's your nameDjangoThen you are exactly the one I'm looking for - Django Unchained 00:12
What's your nameDjangoThen you are exactly the one...
Django Unchained What's your name Django Then you are exactly the one I'm looking for - Django Unchained 00:12
What's your name Django Then you are exactly the one...
Django Unchained Do you know who the Brittle Brothers are - Django Unchained 00:13
Do you know who the Brittle Brothers are
Django Unchained Mr SpeckI'm afraid I will require a bill of saleDo you have oneYou go to hell dentist - Django Unchained 00:10
Mr SpeckI'm afraid I will require a bill of saleDo you...
Django Unchained Now as to you poor devilsSo as I see itwhen it comes to the subject of what to do nextyou gentlemen havetwo choicesOneOnce I'm goneyou could lift that beast off the remaining Speckthen carry him to the nearest townWhich would be at least 37 miles back the - Django Unchained 01:31
Now as to you poor devilsSo as I see itwhen it comes to the...
Django Unchained Or two: You could unshackle yourselves... - Django Unchained 00:06
Or two: You could unshackle yourselves...
Django Unchained Now wait a minute, fellas. Let's talk about this! - Django Unchained 00:31
Now wait a minute, fellas. Let's talk about this!
Django Unchained Tell you what, boys: Take me to the doc in El Paso, I'll get you your freedom. - Django Unchained 00:07
Tell you what, boys: Take me to the doc in El Paso,...
Django Unchained Good morning innkeeperTwo beers for two weary travelersIt's still a bit earlyWe won't be open for another hourBy then we'll be serving breakfastWhat the hell you think you're doing boyGet that nigger outta hereHelp HelpInnkeeperRememberget the sheriff not - Django Unchained 00:45
Good morning innkeeperTwo beers for two weary...
Django Unchained Good morning innkeeper Two beers for two weary travellers It's still a bit early We won't be open for another hour By then we'll be serving breakfast What the hell you think you're doing boy Get that nigger out of here Help Help Innkeeper Remember get the - Django Unchained 00:45
Good morning innkeeper Two beers for two weary travellers...
Django Unchained What kind of dentist are youDespite that cart I haven't practiced dentistry in five yearsBut these days I practice a new professionbounty hunterDo you know what a bounty hunter isNoWellthe way the slave trade deals in human lives for casha bounty hunter - Django Unchained 01:22
What kind of dentist are youDespite that cart I haven't...
Django Unchained What's a bountyIt's like a rewardYou kill peopleAnd they give you a rewardCertain people yeahBad peopleBadder they are bigger the reward - Django Unchained 00:18
What's a bountyIt's like a rewardYou kill...
Django Unchained And I must admit I'm at a bit of a quandary when it comes to youOn one hand I despise slaveryOn the other handI need your helpIf you're not in a position to refuse all the betterSo for the time beingI'm gonna make this slavery malarkey work to my - Django Unchained 01:30
And I must admit I'm at a bit of a quandary when it...
Django Unchained And as if on cuehere comes the sheriffOk boysFun's overCome on outAlright folkscalm downGo about your businessThese jokers will be gone soonNowwhy you all wanna come into my town and start troubleScare all these nice peopleYou ain't got nothing better to - Django Unchained 00:53
And as if on cuehere comes the sheriffOk boysFun's...
Django Unchained This is U S Marshal Gill TatumNa wunderbar marshalI have relieved myself of all weaponsand just as you have instructedI am ready to step outsidewith my handsraised above my headI trust as a representativeof the criminal justice system of the United States - Django Unchained 02:50
This is U S Marshal Gill TatumNa wunderbar marshalI have...
Django Unchained Do most slaves believe in marriageMe and my wife doOld Man Carrucan didn't that's why wereWe run offDjangoDjango DjangoYou got sand DjangoBoy's got sandI got no use for a nigger with sandI want you to burn a runaway R right here on his cheekAnd the girl - Django Unchained 00:55
Do most slaves believe in marriageMe and my wife doOld Man...
Django Unchained Alright let me get this straight - Django Unchained 00:09
Alright let me get this straight
Django Unchained Well let me get this straightYour slave wife speaks Germanand her name is Broomhilda Von ShaftYep - Django Unchained 00:10
Well let me get this straightYour slave wife speaks...
Django Unchained It's against the law for niggers to ride horses in this territoryThis is my valet My valet does not walkI said niggers on horses His name is DjangoHe's a free manHe can ride what he pleasesNot on my propertyNot around my niggers he can'tMy good sirperhaps - Django Unchained 01:36
It's against the law for niggers to ride horses in this...
Django Unchained Yessir Big DaddyWhat's your Jimmie's name againDjango DjangoBetina sugarcould you take Django thereand take him around the grounds here and show him all the pretty stuffAs you please Big DaddyOh Mr BennettI must remind youDjango is a free manHe cannot be - Django Unchained 01:11
Yessir Big DaddyWhat's your Jimmie's name...
Django Unchained That house we just left from is The Big HouseBig Daddy call it that because it's big - Django Unchained 00:08
That house we just left from is The Big HouseBig Daddy call...
Django Unchained What you do for your massaDidn't you hear him tell you I ain't no slaveSo you really free Yes I's freeYou mean you wanna dress like that - Django Unchained 00:11
What you do for your massaDidn't you hear him tell you...
Django Unchained And the Lord said The fear of yeand the dread of yeshall be on every beast of the earth - Django Unchained 00:10
And the Lord said The fear of yeand the dread of yeshall be...
Django Unchained I like the way you die boy - Django Unchained 00:04
I like the way you die boy
Django Unchained Keep it funny - Django Unchained 00:03
Keep it funny
Django Unchained You sure that's him YeahPositive I don't knowYou don't know if you're positive I don't know what positive meanIt means you're sure YesYes what Yes I'm sure that's Ellis BrittleI'm positive he dead - Django Unchained 00:27
You sure that's him YeahPositive I don't knowYou...
Django Unchained Everybody calm downWe mean no one else any harmWho are you two jokersI am Dr King Schultza legal representativeof the criminal justice system of the United States of AmericaThe man to my leftis Django Freeman He's my deputyIn my pocket is a warrantsigned - Django Unchained 01:58
Everybody calm downWe mean no one else any harmWho are you...
Django Unchained Now, I reiterate: The warrant states "dead or alive"... - Django Unchained 00:06
Now, I reiterate: The warrant states "dead or...
Django Unchained ...but I must warn you: The penalty for taking deadly force against an officer of the court... - Django Unchained 00:07
...but I must warn you: The penalty for taking deadly force...
Django Unchained Now unless they start shooting firstnobody shoot themThat's way too simple for these jokersWe're gonna whup that nigger lover to deathAnd I'm gonna personally strip and clip that garboon myselfDamnI can't see fucking shit outta this thingWe ready or - Django Unchained 01:13
Now unless they start shooting firstnobody shoot...
Django Unchained Anybody bring any extra bagsNoNobody brought an extra bagI'm just askingDo we have to wear them when we rideOh well shitfireIf you don't wear them as you ride up that just defeats the purposeWell I can't see in this fucking thingI can't breathe in this - Django Unchained 01:30
Anybody bring any extra bagsNoNobody brought an extra...
Django Unchained Do we have to wear them when we rideOh well shitfireIf you don't wear them as you ride up that just defeats the purposeWell I can't see in this fucking thingI can't breathe in this fucking thing and I can't ride in this fucking thingWell fuck all you all - Django Unchained 01:24
Do we have to wear them when we rideOh well shitfireIf you...
Django Unchained Auf wiedersehen - Django Unchained 00:12
Auf wiedersehen
Django Unchained WellBroomhildawas aprincessShe was a daughter of Wotangod of all godsAnywayher father is really mad at herWhat she doI can't exactly rememberShe disobeys him in some waySo he puts her on top of the mountainBroomhilda's on a mountainIt's a German - Django Unchained 01:35
WellBroomhildawas aprincessShe was a daughter of Wotangod of...
Django Unchained Why you care what happen to meWhy you care if I find my wifeFranklyI've never given anybody their freedom beforeAnd now that I haveI feel vaguely responsible for youPlus when a German meets a real life Siegfried that's kind of a big dealAs a German I'm - Django Unchained 00:30
Why you care what happen to meWhy you care if I find my...
Django Unchained What happened to Mr I Wanna Shoot White Folks For MoneyHis son's with himWell goodHe'll have a loved one with himMaybe even share a last wordThat's better than most of them getDamn sight better than he deservesPut down the rifleDon't worry I'm not mad at - Django Unchained 02:40
What happened to Mr I Wanna Shoot White Folks For MoneyHis...
Django Unchained Known members of the Smitty Bacall Gang are as follas:" - Follows. - Django Unchained 00:16
Known members of the Smitty Bacall Gang are as follas:"...
Django Unchained That's accurate - Django Unchained 00:04
That's accurate
Django Unchained Why don't you come in then out of the snowy snowand get yourselves some coffeeWe had a birthday yesterday Got some cakePretty good - Django Unchained 00:10
Why don't you come in then out of the snowy snowand get...
Django Unchained He owns the fourth biggest cotton plantation in MississippiCandylandCandylandOh so you've heard of itAin't no slave ain't heard of Candyland - Django Unchained 00:11
He owns the fourth biggest cotton plantation in...
Django Unchained He owns the fourth biggest cotton plantation in Mississippi Candyland Candyland Oh you've heard of it Ain't no slave ain't heard of Candyland - Django Unchained 00:12
He owns the fourth biggest cotton plantation in Mississippi...
Django Unchained Let's just hope she works in the house not in the fieldOh no she ain't no field niggerShe She prettyAnd she talk good tooBut when they tore her back up and then theyburned that runaway r on her cheekthey goddamned herShe ain't no field nigger but she - Django Unchained 00:32
Let's just hope she works in the house not in the...
Django Unchained So do we offer to buy herSosaya manwants to buy a horseNeeds to buy a horseHe walks up to the farmer's farmand he knocks on the farmer's doorand asks the farmer to buy his horseAnd do you know what the farmer saysThe farmer says noWell I say fuck that - Django Unchained 00:55
So do we offer to buy herSosaya manwants to buy a horseNeeds...
Django Unchained So do we offer to buy her So say a man wants to buy a horse Needs to buy a horse He walks up to the farmer's farm knocks on the door and asks the farmer to buy his horse You know what the farmer says The farmer says no Well I say fuck that farmer And I'm - Django Unchained 00:54
So do we offer to buy her So say a man wants to buy a horse...
Django Unchained Bonsoir ma p'tite femme noire - Django Unchained 00:07
Bonsoir ma p'tite femme noire
Django Unchained Can you convincingly masquerade as someonewho is an expert on Mandingo fighting - Django Unchained 00:07
Can you convincingly masquerade as someonewho is an expert...
Django Unchained How long have you been associated with Mr CandieCalvin's father and I were about11 when we went to boarding school togetherCalvin's father's father put me through law schoolOne could almost say I was raised to be Calvin's lawyerOne could almost say youse - Django Unchained 00:22
How long have you been associated with Mr...
Django Unchained Anything else about Mr Candie that I should know before I meet himYes he is a bit of a FrancophileWhat civilized people aren'tAnd he prefers Monsieur Candie to Mr CandieSi c'est cela qu'il prefere Whatever he prefersHe doesn't speak FrenchDon't speak - Django Unchained 00:19
Anything else about Mr Candie that I should know before I...
Django Unchained You don't wear a hat in the house white manEven I know that - Django Unchained 00:05
You don't wear a hat in the house white manEven I know...
Django Unchained Mr Moguywant you to take care of my new boy hereYou find him a room with a soft bedthen you bring him up a pony to lick his pole - Django Unchained 00:10
Mr Moguywant you to take care of my new boy hereYou find him...
Django Unchained I've heard tell about youI heard you been telling everybody them Mandingos ain't no damn goodAin't nothing nobody is selling is worth buying I'm curiouswhat makes you such a Mandingo expertI'm curious what makes you so curious - Django Unchained 00:18
I've heard tell about youI heard you been telling...
Django Unchained You do not have anything to drink Can I get you a tasty refreshmentYesI'll have a beer WunderbarRoscoe a beer for the man with the beardand I will have a Polynesian Pearl DiverDo not spare the rum - Django Unchained 00:14
You do not have anything to drink Can I get you a tasty...
Django Unchained ProstGerman - Django Unchained 00:04
ProstGerman
Django Unchained Bright BoyMoguy tells me you looked over my African fleshand you was none too impressedNot for top dollarWell then we got nothing more to talk aboutYou see you wanna buy a beat ass nigger from methose are the beat ass niggers I wanna sell soHe don't wanna - Django Unchained 01:17
Bright BoyMoguy tells me you looked over my African fleshand...
Django Unchained Everybody stop antagonizing my guest - Django Unchained 00:05
Everybody stop antagonizing my guest
Django Unchained Oh now you are one lucky niggerYou better listen to your boss white boyOh I'm gonna go walking in the moonlight with youYou wanna hold my hand - Django Unchained 00:11
Oh now you are one lucky niggerYou better listen to your...
Django Unchained You niggers are gonna understand something about meI'm worse than any of these white men hereYou get the molasses out your ass you keep your goddamn eyeballs off me - Django Unchained 00:10
You niggers are gonna understand something about meI'm...
Django Unchained A rambunctious sort ain't he - Django Unchained 00:04
A rambunctious sort ain't he
Django Unchained Don't get so carried away with your retributionYou lose sight of why we're hereYou think I lost sight of that Yes I doStop antagonizing CandieYou're going to blow this whole charadeor more than likely get us both killedAnd I for one don't intend to diein - Django Unchained 00:22
Don't get so carried away with your retributionYou lose...
Django Unchained What you said wasthat this is my worldand in my world you got to get dirtySo that's what I'm doingI'm getting dirtyWell you're paraphrasing a tad butthat was the general gist - Django Unchained 00:22
What you said wasthat this is my worldand in my world you...
Django Unchained Still, the fact remains: I pay $500, I want five goddamn fights. - Django Unchained 00:08
Still, the fact remains: I pay $500, I want five goddamn...
Django Unchained But we ain't paying a penny for that pickaninnyAin't got no use for him Ain't that right doc - Django Unchained 00:06
But we ain't paying a penny for that...
Django Unchained Nowseeing as you won't pay a penny for this pickaninny hereyou won't mind me handling this nigger any way I see fitHe's your niggerMr StonesipherLet Marsha and her bitches send D'Artagnan to nigger heaven - Django Unchained 00:26
Nowseeing as you won't pay a penny for this pickaninny...