Clips with Kerry Sims

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Django Unchained Your boss looks a little green around the gillsfor a blood sport like nigger fightingNahhe just ain't used to seeing a man ripped apart by dogs is allYou are used to itI'm just a little more used to Americans than he is - Django Unchained 00:18
Your boss looks a little green around the gillsfor a blood...
Django Unchained Hello Stephen my boyYeah yeah yeah Hello my assWho this nigger up on that nagStephen you have nails for breakfastWhat's a matter Why you so orneryYou miss me Oh yes sirI miss youlike a hog miss slopLike a baby miss mammy's tittyI miss you like I misses a - Django Unchained 02:13
Hello Stephen my boyYeah yeah yeah Hello my assWho this...
Django Unchained Django and his friend in gray here Dr Schultz are customersAnd they are our guests StephenAnd you you old decrepit bastard oughta show them every hospitality - Django Unchained 00:11
Django and his friend in gray here Dr Schultz are...
Django Unchained You are a tonic for tired eyes - Django Unchained 00:04
You are a tonic for tired eyes
Django Unchained Monsieur CandieYeahAbout that matter about the nigger girl you were talking aboutNigger galYeah I believe you mentioned she spoke GermanYes Hilda what about herDo you think before the demonstrationyou could send her around to my roomYou little dickens - Django Unchained 00:25
Monsieur CandieYeahAbout that matter about the nigger girl...
Django Unchained Stephenwhen you get through showing them to their rooms go fetch Hildaget her cleaned up and smelling real niceand sent over to Dr Schultz's room hereActually Monsieur Candie sirthere is a something I ain't told you about yetWhatHilda in the Hot BoxWhat's - Django Unchained 01:58
Stephenwhen you get through showing them to their rooms go...
Django Unchained Hey Little Trouble Maker - Django Unchained 00:03
Hey Little Trouble Maker
Django Unchained By the way why is he called Eskimo JoeYou never know how these nigger nicknames get startedHis name was Joe maybe one day he said he was coldWho knows - Django Unchained 00:12
By the way why is he called Eskimo JoeYou never know how...
Django Unchained I said, and I quote: "I would pay top dollar for... - Django Unchained 00:08
I said, and I quote: "I would pay top dollar for...
Django Unchained Oh Monsieur Candieyou can't imagine what it's likenot to hear your native tonguein four yearsWell hell I can't imagine two weeks in BostonTwo weeks in BostonMonsieur Candie you a mess - Django Unchained 00:17
Oh Monsieur Candieyou can't imagine what it's...
Django Unchained I can't express the joy I feltconversing in my mother tongueAnd Hilda is a charming conversation companionWell be careful now Dr SchultzYou might a caught yourself a little dose of nigger loveNigger love's a powerful emotion boyIt's like a pool of black - Django Unchained 00:45
I can't express the joy I feltconversing in my mother...
Django Unchained Gentlemenmay I propose a toastTo Eskimo Joe - Django Unchained 00:10
Gentlemenmay I propose a toastTo Eskimo Joe
Django Unchained When you was alone with Hilda heredid you just speak German ordid you get to take her clothes offNo we just talked andOh so you haven't seen her backI haven't No no no noStephen's right you might find this interestingHilda go on take off your dress Show - Django Unchained 00:57
When you was alone with Hilda heredid you just speak German...
Django Unchained You say you ain't know himI saidyou said you ain't know himI don'tYes you doMr StephenI don'tWhy is you lying to meI ain'tThen why is you cryingYou scaring meWhy is I'm scaring youBecause you scary - Django Unchained 00:37
You say you ain't know himI saidyou said you ain't...
Django Unchained You say you ain't know him I said you said you ain't know him I don't Yes you do Mr Stephen I don't Why is you lying to me I ain't Then why is you crying You scaring me Why is I'm scaring you Because you scary - Django Unchained 00:38
You say you ain't know him I said you said you...
Django Unchained What is the matterThem motherfuckers ain't here to buy no MandingosThey wants that girl - Django Unchained 00:16
What is the matterThem motherfuckers ain't here to buy...
Django Unchained They playing your ass for a foolis what I'm talking aboutThey ain't herefor no musclebound JimmieThey here for that girl - Django Unchained 00:11
They playing your ass for a foolis what I'm talking...
Django Unchained Why would they go through all that trouble for a nigger with a - Django Unchained 01:10
Why would they go through all that trouble for a nigger with...
Django Unchained Who's your little friendThis is BenHe's a old Joe thatlived around here for a long timeAnd I do mean a long damn timeOld Ben heretook care of my daddyand my daddy's daddyTill he up and keeled over one dayOld Ben took care of meGrowing up the son of aa - Django Unchained 03:00
Who's your little friendThis is BenHe's a old Joe...
Django Unchained Dr Schultzin Greenvilleyou yourself saidthat for the right niggeryou'd be willing to pay what some may consider is a ridiculous amountTo which me myself saidWhat is your definition of ridiculousTo which you said12 000Now consideringyou all have ridden a - Django Unchained 02:11
Dr Schultzin Greenvilleyou yourself saidthat for the right...
Django Unchained I track that man I find that man I kill that man - Django Unchained 00:05
I track that man I find that man I kill that man
Django Unchained Mr Moguy Yes CalvinWill you make these gentlemen a receipt for 12 000 please12 000It was a pleasure doing business with you allNow gentlemenif you care to join me in the parlorwe will be serving white cake - Django Unchained 00:24
Mr Moguy Yes CalvinWill you make these gentlemen a receipt...
Django Unchained Could you please stop playing Beethoven - Django Unchained 00:04
Could you please stop playing Beethoven
Django Unchained White cakeI don't go in for sweets thank youYou brooding about me getting the best of youActually I was thinking of that poor devil you fed to the dogs todayD'ArtagnanAnd I was wondering what Dumas would make of all thisCome againAlexandre DumasHe wrote - Django Unchained 01:13
White cakeI don't go in for sweets thank youYou...
Django Unchained Mr CandienormallyI would say auf WiedersehenBut since what auf Wiedersehen actually means is till I see you againand since I never wish to see you againto you sirI say goodbyeLet's goCome onOne more moment doctorWhatIt's a custom here in the Southonce a - Django Unchained 02:26
Mr CandienormallyI would say auf WiedersehenBut since what...
Django Unchained I'm sorryI couldn't resist - Django Unchained 00:05
I'm sorryI couldn't resist
Django Unchained Who the fuck gave a nigger a goddamn gun - Django Unchained 00:06
Who the fuck gave a nigger a goddamn gun
Django Unchained I give upI can't hear you niggerI said I give up - Django Unchained 00:09
I give upI can't hear you niggerI said I give up
Django Unchained You leavingThis herewhat you take with youYour black ass has been all them motherfuckers at The Big Housecould talk about for the last few hoursSeem like white folk ain't never had a bright idea in they lifewas coming up with all kinds of ways to kill - Django Unchained 02:31
You leavingThis herewhat you take with youYour black ass has...
Django Unchained Then I says: "Shitfire. - Django Unchained 00:07
Then I says: "Shitfire.
Django Unchained Hey white boy I said hey white boy Shut up black You ain't got nothing to say I wanna hear How'd you like to make 11 000 - Django Unchained 00:13
Hey white boy I said hey white boy Shut up black You...
Django Unchained Hey white boyI said hey white boyShut up blackYou ain't got nothing to say I want to hearHow'd you like to make 11 000 - Django Unchained 00:13
Hey white boyI said hey white boyShut up blackYou ain't...
Django Unchained What the fuck are you talking about - Django Unchained 00:04
What the fuck are you talking about
Django Unchained ...$1500 for each of his three accomplices: Dandy Michaels... - Django Unchained 00:07
...$1500 for each of his three accomplices: Dandy...
Django Unchained I've just had the sights fixed - Django Unchained 00:04
I've just had the sights fixed
Django Unchained D'Artagnan motherfuckers - Django Unchained 00:03
D'Artagnan motherfuckers
Django Unchained It's me baby - Django Unchained 00:03
It's me baby
Django Unchained In the sweetBy and byWe will meeton that beautiful shoreWe will meetBy and byBy and byBy and byWe will meetWe will meet by and by CoraWould you prepare us some coffeeSheba you help herCome onIn the sweetBy and byYou all gonna be together with Calvin in - Django Unchained 01:02
In the sweetBy and byWe will meeton that beautiful shoreWe...
Django Unchained Billy CrashNow where were weThat's rightLast time I seen youyou had your hands on myDjangoYou black son of a bitchThe D is silent hillbilly - Django Unchained 00:30
Billy CrashNow where were weThat's rightLast time I...
Django Unchained Cora before you gowill you tell Miss Lara goodbyeDo what nowI said tell Miss LaragoodbyeBye Miss LaraY'all two run along now - Django Unchained 00:20
Cora before you gowill you tell Miss Lara goodbyeDo what...
Django Unchained You said in 76 years on this plantation you seen all manner of shit done to niggers But I notice you didn't mention kneecapping Oh God Motherfucker Damn it Seventy six years Stephen How many niggers you think you see come and go Seven thousand Eight - Django Unchained 00:44
You said in 76 years on this plantation you seen all manner...
Django Unchained You said in 76 years on this plantationyou seen all manner a shit done to niggersBut I noticeyou didn't mention kneecappingOh God Motherfucker Damn itSeventy six years StephenHow many niggers you think you see come and goSeven thousandEight thousandNine - Django Unchained 00:44
You said in 76 years on this plantationyou seen all manner a...
Django Unchained But he was right about one thing: I am that one nigger in 10,000. - Django Unchained 00:06
But he was right about one thing: I am that one nigger in...
Django Unchained You ain't gonna get away with this DjangoThey gonna catch your black assYou gonna be on the wanted posters now niggerThe bounty hunters gonna be looking for youYou can run niggerbut they gonna find your assAnd when they do oh Lordwhat they gonna do to - Django Unchained 01:02
You ain't gonna get away with this DjangoThey gonna...
Django Unchained Let's get outta here - Django Unchained 00:03
Let's get outta here
Hot Pursuit Of the tampon variety - Hot Pursuit 00:57
Of the tampon variety