Kevin Hart

Kevin Hart quotes in movies

Calvin Joyner Central Intelligence poster Central Intelligence Snowball The Secret Life of Pets 2 poster The Secret Life of Pets 2 Fridge Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle poster Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle Snowball The Secret Life of Pets poster The Secret Life of Pets Mouse Jumanji: The Next Level poster Jumanji: The Next Level Dell Scott The Upside poster The Upside Cedric Think Like a Man poster Think Like a Man Jimmy Callahan The Wedding Ringer poster The Wedding Ringer Smart Tech Customer The 40 Year Old Virgin poster The 40 Year Old Virgin Teddy Night School poster Night School Vic Along Came Polly poster Along Came Polly CJ Scary Movie 4 poster Scary Movie 4 Nashawn Soul Plane poster Soul Plane Brian Death at a Funeral poster Death at a Funeral Ben Barber Ride Along poster Ride Along George Captain Underpants: The First Epic Movie poster Captain Underpants: The First Epic Movie Air Marshall Dinkley Fast & Furious Presents: Hobbs & Shaw poster Fast & Furious Presents: Hobbs &... Nurse Louis Little Fockers poster Little Fockers Ben Barber Ride Along 2 poster Ride Along 2 Self - Roast Master Comedy Central Roast of Justin Bieber poster Comedy Central Roast of Justin Bieber Self - Special Guest Top Gear poster Top Gear Kevin Hart This Is the End poster This Is the End Charles Top Five poster Top Five Dante Slate, Jr. Grudge Match poster Grudge Match Bernie About Last Night poster About Last Night School Dance poster School Dance Doug The Five Year Engagement poster The Five Year Engagement Cedric Think Like a Man Too poster Think Like a Man Too No. 17 Meet Dave poster Meet Dave Pawn Shop Employee Drillbit Taylor poster Drillbit Taylor Bigg Bunny Fool's Gold poster Fool's Gold CJ Scary Movie 3 poster Scary Movie 3 Ace DC League of Super Pets poster DC League of Super Pets Teddy The Man from Toronto poster The Man from Toronto Self Kevin Hart: Let Me Explain poster Kevin Hart: Let Me Explain Matt Logelin Fatherhood poster Fatherhood Trey Superhero Movie poster Superhero Movie Darnell Get Hard poster Get Hard Silas Epic Movie poster Epic Movie Peterson Absolution poster Absolution Self All Star Comedy Jam poster All Star Comedy Jam Dro Grizzle Party Down poster Party Down James Ricky Barbershop poster Barbershop Sonny Fisher Me Time poster Me Time Kevin Hart Die Hart poster Die Hart Kevin Hart DAVE poster DAVE Self Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee poster Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee Self Kevin Hart: Reality Check poster Kevin Hart: Reality Check Kevin Hart Die Hart poster Die Hart Tree Not Easily Broken poster Not Easily Broken Barry Extreme Movie poster Extreme Movie Kevin Workaholics poster Workaholics Gordon 'Chicken Man' Williams Fight Night: The Million Dollar Heist poster Fight Night: The Million Dollar Heist Cyrus Lift poster Lift Buddibot Secret Level poster Secret Level Self Martha poster Martha Self SmartLess: On the Road poster SmartLess: On the Road Self Untold: Jake Paul the Problem Child poster Untold: Jake Paul the Problem Child Self Right to Offend: The Black Comedy Revolution poster Right to Offend: The Black Comedy... Self SNL50: The Anniversary Special poster SNL50: The Anniversary Special Roland Borderlands poster Borderlands

Clips with Kevin Hart

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Scary Movie 3 You ever wonder when it's time to stop living up hereand start living down hereNo but what if we stop living over here and move over thereMy Aunt ShaNeequa used to live over there manBut that bitch got evictedWord What for I'm dead seriousMice Mice I - Scary Movie 3 00:38
You ever wonder when it's time to stop living up...
Scary Movie 3 I heard Jamal from 90th street watched that tape last weekThis morning he woke up deadHow in the hell do you wake up dead'Cause you're alive when you go to sleepYou're telling me you can go to bed dead and wake up aliveMAHALIK You can't go to bed deadThat - Scary Movie 3 00:30
I heard Jamal from 90th street watched that tape last...
Scary Movie 3 Real hyped You stepped on my shoe bitch - Scary Movie 3 00:33
Real hyped You stepped on my shoe bitch
Scary Movie 3 Real hyped You stepped on my shoe bitchCall me bitch againand I'll park your truck dead in your assDamn homeyIn the cornfield They're comingMe and my boys we gonna take care of thisCome on let's goSon I'd bust this shit right nowYour mama I got your - Scary Movie 3 00:48
Real hyped You stepped on my shoe bitchCall me bitch...
The 40 Year Old Virgin I could do that Wait last thingI'm also gonna need that extended warranty on itfor the price of on the houseThat I can't doHey don't be a Negro Be my nigger All right Help me outHold up I ain't nobody's niggerI mean you somebody's nigger wearing this - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:41
I could do that Wait last thingI'm also gonna need that...
The 40 Year Old Virgin This shit just got riggedWhat are you gonna do bitch I'll tell you whatYou know Luca Perry from 20th and 25thYou ever heard of Rolling 20s niggerSince I was 16 nigger I'm saying frostyYou know what I'm saying spoon niggerWe fucked dwarfs in the assNigger - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:59
This shit just got riggedWhat are you gonna do bitch...
The 40 Year Old Virgin If I get the set will you throw in the DVDYou don't get the set I'll throw in the DVD - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:07
If I get the set will you throw in the DVDYou don't get...
Superhero Movie There's something you're not telling me isn't there - Superhero Movie 00:24
There's something you're not telling me isn't...
Meet Dave Are you with Dave No - Meet Dave 00:07
Are you with Dave No
Epic Movie What are you gonna do about it - Epic Movie 00:04
What are you gonna do about it
Epic Movie But our parents Killed by the White Bitch - Epic Movie 00:05
But our parents Killed by the White Bitch
Epic Movie And is going to launch it in 24 hours - Epic Movie 00:04
And is going to launch it in 24 hours
Epic Movie I'm a shape changer - Epic Movie 00:05
I'm a shape changer
Die Hart S01 • E01 Than show up and do the funny or do the dance I'm - Die Hart 00:08
Than show up and do the funny or do the dance I'm
Die Hart S01 • E04 I need to stop all the bitching and moaning - Die Hart 00:05
I need to stop all the bitching and moaning
Die Hart S01 • E07 Motherfucking squirrels Shit - Die Hart 00:04
Motherfucking squirrels Shit
The Man from Toronto What's that for your little serial killer wall - The Man from Toronto 00:09
What's that for your little serial killer wall
The Five Year Engagement Where are you going - The Five Year Engagement 00:31
Where are you going
This Is the End And I'm lucky It's the same thing a lot thoughIt's like my TV wife opens the fridgeand is like What happened to the birthday cakeAnd I come outwith like a little frosting likeWhat birthday cake'Cause you ate the cake Yeah'Cause you ate the cakeIt's my - This Is the End 00:24
And I'm lucky It's the same thing a lot...
Death at a Funeral Brian Who's this - Death at a Funeral 00:26
Brian Who's this
Death at a Funeral Brian Who's this - Death at a Funeral 00:14
Brian Who's this
Death at a Funeral We are very scattered today - Death at a Funeral 00:24
We are very scattered today
Death at a Funeral L think you'll find that everything is in perfect order - Death at a Funeral 00:15
L think you'll find that everything is in perfect order
Ride Along Hey Hey You're white You're white - Ride Along 00:07
Hey Hey You're white You're white
Ride Along Damn it's Sir Scream a Lot - Ride Along 00:20
Damn it's Sir Scream a Lot
Ride Along You want to marry my sister - Ride Along 00:24
You want to marry my sister
Ride Along How do you know about Omar - Ride Along 00:10
How do you know about Omar
Ride Along Got a little kick to it - Ride Along 00:14
Got a little kick to it
Ride Along Man you got to be kidding me - Ride Along 00:06
Man you got to be kidding me
Ride Along I tried to help you - Ride Along 00:41
I tried to help you
Ride Along You think I'm gonna become a cop so I can get myself killed - Ride Along 00:36
You think I'm gonna become a cop so I can get myself...
Ride Along I got him to talk though - Ride Along 00:11
I got him to talk though
Central Intelligence No And what's the matterwith being an accountant You love your jobNo you love your jobI'm good at my job It's not the same thing - Central Intelligence 00:08
No And what's the matterwith being an accountant You...
Central Intelligence Look honey I think that we should see someoneWhat do you mean Someone What do you meanSee someone like a therapistUh honey black people don't go to therapyWe go to barbershopsThat's where we talk out our problemsOr we watch the movie Barbershop One or the - Central Intelligence 00:20
Look honey I think that we should see someoneWhat do you...
Central Intelligence No you're just sexy as dick right nowYou don't look somebody in the eyes and say that - Central Intelligence 00:07
No you're just sexy as dick right nowYou don't...
Central Intelligence I'm sorry man I am blown away right nowDude you used to be Fat RobbieLook at youThis is like a total transformationYou look like Hercules or somebodyWhat did you do Come on give it to meI didn't do much really Stop itAll right Well I just did one - Central Intelligence 00:26
I'm sorry man I am blown away right nowDude you used to...
Central Intelligence Guys my name's LexiJust let me know if you need anythingOkayI mean like anything at allOkie dokieYou're funny Do you ever like SnapchatOh no You knowI wasn't talking to youNo no no I don't do thatI'm just catching up with an old friend from high schoolAw - Central Intelligence 00:28
Guys my name's LexiJust let me know if you need...
Central Intelligence Hey wait Whatever happenedto that girl that you liked in high schoolOh God man The Doogie Howser girlShe was 14 but somehow she was a seniorShe wore a capeDarla McGuckian Darla McGuckianYucky GuckyDidn't she have a lazy eye or somethingTwo of 'em - Central Intelligence 00:19
Hey wait Whatever happenedto that girl that you liked in...
Central Intelligence Let's goNah We're not going anywhere JetThis whole thing will be over in a jiffHey how about thisWhy don't you and your boyfriendapologize to Big Rick hereand then go jerk each other in the parking lotThat's a lotYeah You're right CJThat's a lot of - Central Intelligence 00:34
Let's goNah We're not going anywhere JetThis whole...
Central Intelligence You wanna talk about factsThis is Facebook's faultHe sent me a friend requestThat's how this whole thing startedAnd you acceptedDon't do that Don't do that to meYou give me a second Okay Don't fire back like thatFirst of all fuck Mark Zuckerberg all - Central Intelligence 00:25
You wanna talk about factsThis is Facebook's faultHe...
Central Intelligence He got a banana - Central Intelligence 00:04
He got a banana
Central Intelligence Once a fat kid always a fat kidHuh Prove me wrongBob come on Do what you did in the bar - Central Intelligence 00:09
Once a fat kid always a fat kidHuh Prove me wrongBob come on...
Central Intelligence Boy he's still a scared little bitchYou know you're still an assholeYeah well you're still shorter than my cat - Central Intelligence 00:09
Boy he's still a scared little bitchYou know...
Central Intelligence Which car are we takingNot that oneOh Oh my GodOh God Oh sh - Central Intelligence 00:12
Which car are we takingNot that oneOh Oh my GodOh God Oh sh
Central Intelligence You ever steal a plane beforeI stole some Starbursts one time - Central Intelligence 00:05
You ever steal a plane beforeI stole some Starbursts one...
Central Intelligence Sir you cannot be in here This is a private airfieldI understand that but I have an organ in this cooler right nowthat needs to get transported ASAPReallyBecause my sister in law had a heart transplant last yearand they did not bring it in a Playmate - Central Intelligence 00:34
Sir you cannot be in here This is a private airfieldI...
Central Intelligence Mr Joyner it was a pleasure working with youIf you ever want a career changeyou give me a callIf I were to give you a callhow would I get in touch with youJust pick up any phone in your houseThey're all bugged - Central Intelligence 00:13
Mr Joyner it was a pleasure working with youIf you ever want...
Central Intelligence Wow JetYou look amazingDo you think Oh what YesI just didn't know the kind of look to go for on my first day at the agencyYou look like a black Will Smith or something - Central Intelligence 00:12
Wow JetYou look amazingDo you think Oh what YesI just...
Think Like a Man What do you call the three rings of marriage - Think Like a Man 00:10
What do you call the three rings of marriage
Think Like a Man Just don't want a relationship based on lies - Think Like a Man 00:09
Just don't want a relationship based on lies
Think Like a Man It is like that - Think Like a Man 00:25
It is like that
Grudge Match Piece of shit - Grudge Match 00:04
Piece of shit
Grudge Match I had my hearing aid turned down - Grudge Match 00:08
I had my hearing aid turned down
Grudge Match I got a company that wants the rematch December 15th Palace Theatre - Grudge Match 00:18
I got a company that wants the rematch December 15th Palace...
Grudge Match I banged his girlfriend - Grudge Match 00:31
I banged his girlfriend
Grudge Match A man turns 60 all of a sudden he's washed up and you kick him out of the workplace - Grudge Match 00:23
A man turns 60 all of a sudden he's washed up and you...
Grudge Match No ticket no money - Grudge Match 00:14
No ticket no money
Grudge Match You know what this is Razor - Grudge Match 00:12
You know what this is Razor
Grudge Match You threw his old ass out the plane Why are you laughing - Grudge Match 00:09
You threw his old ass out the plane Why are you laughing
Grudge Match What is up with you Huh Did you wake up on the wrong side of the tenement - Grudge Match 00:10
What is up with you Huh Did you wake up on the wrong side of...
Grudge Match Hey Webster Show a little respect - Grudge Match 00:23
Hey Webster Show a little respect
Grudge Match I'm talking about that Kardashian sex tape type money - Grudge Match 00:12
I'm talking about that Kardashian sex tape type money
Grudge Match You think you the only one that got ripped off Huh - Grudge Match 00:11
You think you the only one that got ripped off Huh
Grudge Match I got a boy in private school which means he has white friends - Grudge Match 00:15
I got a boy in private school which means he has white...
Grudge Match Now that you got her you want me to move on And what do I got - Grudge Match 00:07
Now that you got her you want me to move on And what do I...
Grudge Match With all that hot talent out there I can land me some snapper tonight - Grudge Match 00:13
With all that hot talent out there I can land me some...
Grudge Match Give me a towel so I can get this vinegar off my feet It's strong - Grudge Match 00:05
Give me a towel so I can get this vinegar off my feet...
Grudge Match Come on Evander So the man went a little batshit and bit your ear off - Grudge Match 00:15
Come on Evander So the man went a little batshit and bit...
Grudge Match I'll get you a part in Hangover IV I'm listening - Grudge Match 00:09
I'll get you a part in Hangover IV I'm listening
About Last Night All right Get on top - About Last Night 00:20
All right Get on top