Clips with Kevin James

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Monster House We are supercopsYeah That's why I live in a condo - Monster House 00:06
We are supercopsYeah That's why I live in a condo
Monster House No no That sounds like the dangerous creatureI'm gonna go check it out Oh my goshThis is like trying to wrangle a puppy All right I'll be back - Monster House 00:13
No no That sounds like the dangerous creatureI'm gonna...
Hitch You know what it's likegetting up every morning feeling hopelessFeeling like the love of your lifeis waking up with the wrong manBut at the same timehoping that she still finds happinesseven if it's never gonna be with you - Hitch 00:18
You know what it's likegetting up every morning feeling...
Hitch You ever heard of MichelangeloYeahHeard of the Sistine ChapelYeahMichelangeloSistine ChapelYou saying you can do thisMy name is Alex HitchensLet's go paint that ceiling - Hitch 00:18
You ever heard of MichelangeloYeahHeard of the Sistine...
Hitch What is the objectiveShock and aweThat was shockingly awfulWhat is the objectiveShock and aweWhat is the objective - Hitch 00:11
What is the objectiveShock and aweThat was shockingly...
Hitch Lean in place your hand on the small of her backand say it in her ear like a secretWatch your hand placementToo high says I just wanna be friendsToo low says I just wanna grab some assFriends Ass me - Hitch 00:16
Lean in place your hand on the small of her backand say it...
Hitch What was your name Eggnog - Hitch 00:04
What was your name Eggnog
Hitch Can't stop itYou cannot stop it - Hitch 00:06
Can't stop itYou cannot stop it
Hitch All right come on uh just uh show me what you gotWhat do you what do you meanJust show me how you would kiss meI wouldn't kiss youI'm not me I'm AllegraBut you're really not soOkay Albertend of the night you're droppin' me off at homeShow me the magicYou - Hitch 00:44
All right come on uh just uh show me what you gotWhat do you...
Hitch Yeah That's what I said snow - Hitch 00:14
Yeah That's what I said snow
Hitch I had a really nice time tonight AlbertI hada great time tonight too Allegrawith a beardWhat's upI'm not feelin' itWhat do you mean I I came 90I'm just I'm not feelin' like you want itLook I'm Allegra Colethe woman of your dreamsThe woman whose green eyes - Hitch 01:21
I had a really nice time tonight AlbertI hada great time...
Hitch Uh what you got thereThis Uh I figured maybe if my heart stops beatin' it wouldn't hurt so much - Hitch 00:08
Uh what you got thereThis Uh I figured maybe if my heart...
Hitch I never knew I could feel like this you knowI swear I'm goin' out of my mindI wanna throw myself off of every building in New YorkI I see a cab and I wanna dive in front of itbecause then I'll stop thinking about herLook you will Just give it timeThat's - Hitch 00:28
I never knew I could feel like this you knowI swear I'm...
Hitch Love is my lifeNo Love is your job - Hitch 00:05
Love is my lifeNo Love is your job
Hitch I love you. - Hitch 00:18
I love you.
Barnyard Hello son Dad - Barnyard 00:38
Hello son Dad
Barnyard What did you do that for - Barnyard 00:08
What did you do that for
Barnyard He knows too much We gotta take care of him - Barnyard 00:35
He knows too much We gotta take care of him
Barnyard Will you stop doing that - Barnyard 00:08
Will you stop doing that
Barnyard Then I said that's called cowtipping - Barnyard 00:05
Then I said that's called cowtipping
Barnyard Where'd it go I don't know - Barnyard 00:27
Where'd it go I don't know
Barnyard Oh my gosh Oh my gosh the baby's coming - Barnyard 00:23
Oh my gosh Oh my gosh the baby's coming
I Now Pronounce You Chuck... Oh my God Oh sweet Lord Broccoli Oh my God - I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry 00:06
Oh my God Oh sweet Lord Broccoli Oh my God
I Now Pronounce You Chuck... Looks more like bowl of shit - I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry 00:09
Looks more like bowl of shit
I Now Pronounce You Chuck... Please tell me your name - I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry 00:23
Please tell me your name
I Now Pronounce You Chuck... Going in alive Coming out the same way - I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry 00:08
Going in alive Coming out the same way
I Now Pronounce You Chuck... Chuck What's going on man - I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry 00:32
Chuck What's going on man
I Now Pronounce You Chuck... Yeah Domestic partnership - I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry 00:20
Yeah Domestic partnership
I Now Pronounce You Chuck... Oh God Look this is the only way - I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry 00:29
Oh God Look this is the only way
I Now Pronounce You Chuck... What l'm talking about is no more involved than co signing a loan or joining a gym - I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry 00:07
What l'm talking about is no more involved than co...
I Now Pronounce You Chuck... Gay Civil or religious - I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry 00:11
Gay Civil or religious
I Now Pronounce You Chuck... Uncle Chuck you left this in the kitchen - I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry 00:23
Uncle Chuck you left this in the kitchen
I Now Pronounce You Chuck... What do you got - I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry 00:09
What do you got
I Now Pronounce You Chuck... L heard you mention to the gentleman that you thought l was a hottie - I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry 00:51
L heard you mention to the gentleman that you thought l was...
I Now Pronounce You Chuck... Larry Chuck's better half Oh wow - I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry 00:08
Larry Chuck's better half Oh wow
I Now Pronounce You Chuck... We really pulled this one out of our asses - I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry 00:12
We really pulled this one out of our asses
I Now Pronounce You Chuck... Mr Valentine You said you're a fireman - I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry 00:14
Mr Valentine You said you're a fireman
I Now Pronounce You Chuck... You know what l cannot deal with sleeping next to your stupid ugly face tonight - I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry 00:19
You know what l cannot deal with sleeping next to your...
I Now Pronounce You Chuck... Hey fellas - I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry 00:59
Hey fellas
I Now Pronounce You Chuck... Look at this - I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry 00:13
Look at this
I Now Pronounce You Chuck... The worst day we ever had on the job - I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry 00:50
The worst day we ever had on the job
I Now Pronounce You Chuck... Going in straight - I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry 00:06
Going in straight
Hotel Transylvania Geronimo - Hotel Transylvania 00:03
Geronimo
Hotel Transylvania I really liked Johnny cousin or no He told fun stories - Hotel Transylvania 00:06
I really liked Johnny cousin or no He told fun stories
Hotel Transylvania That was trippy - Hotel Transylvania 00:05
That was trippy
Hotel Transylvania I'm trying to scare you - Hotel Transylvania 00:07
I'm trying to scare you
Becky Diego's down by the lake - Becky 00:13
Diego's down by the lake
Becky My dog is a rottweiler - Becky 00:22
My dog is a rottweiler
Becky See Jeff I wanna believe you - Becky 00:17
See Jeff I wanna believe you
Becky No one will bother to look close enough to see the real you - Becky 00:46
No one will bother to look close enough to see the real you
Becky I don't wanna have to hurt you - Becky 00:11
I don't wanna have to hurt you
Becky There was a little girl who had a little bullet - Becky 00:06
There was a little girl who had a little bullet
Hubie Halloween Yeah but you know what I hope he comes looking for me - Hubie Halloween 00:07
Yeah but you know what I hope he comes looking for me
Paul Blart: Mall Cop Okay next question Tell us about yourselfLet's seeI know a lot about sharksLet me stop you right there - Paul Blart: Mall Cop 00:11
Okay next question Tell us about yourselfLet's seeI...
Paul Blart: Mall Cop If you remember one thing from today it's thisThe mind is the only weapon that doesn't need a holster - Paul Blart: Mall Cop 00:09
If you remember one thing from today it's thisThe mind...
Paul Blart: Mall Cop That lemonade is insane Yeah PaulThat's because it's a margarita No I don't drink - Paul Blart: Mall Cop 00:08
That lemonade is insane Yeah PaulThat's because...
Paul Blart: Mall Cop And it doesn't matter what you do - Paul Blart: Mall Cop 00:04
And it doesn't matter what you do
Paul Blart: Mall Cop I don't drink - Paul Blart: Mall Cop 00:03
I don't drink
Paul Blart: Mall Cop Now what are you trained to doNothing - Paul Blart: Mall Cop 00:09
Now what are you trained to doNothing
Paul Blart: Mall Cop Nobody wins with a head butt - Paul Blart: Mall Cop 00:04
Nobody wins with a head butt
Paul Blart: Mall Cop I was hoping we could get an ETA of when you're gonna give upHow about nowI'll meet you on the corner of Ne and Ver - Paul Blart: Mall Cop 00:12
I was hoping we could get an ETA of when you're gonna...
Paul Blart: Mall Cop Yeah you heard me Never - Paul Blart: Mall Cop 00:06
Yeah you heard me Never
Paul Blart: Mall Cop Hey you Scuba Dooby Doo - Paul Blart: Mall Cop 00:09
Hey you Scuba Dooby Doo
Paul Blart: Mall Cop Thank you sir But I think I'm gonna stick with what I do bestIt's protecting the people of the West Orange Pavilion Mall - Paul Blart: Mall Cop 00:10
Thank you sir But I think I'm gonna stick with what I...
Zookeeper What the hell is wrong with you - Zookeeper 00:08
What the hell is wrong with you
Zookeeper How did you get out of your enclosures - Zookeeper 00:10
How did you get out of your enclosures
Zookeeper How long have you been able to talk - Zookeeper 00:08
How long have you been able to talk
Zookeeper I didn't do it you know - Zookeeper 00:54
I didn't do it you know
Zookeeper Stick to your cozy life - Zookeeper 00:27
Stick to your cozy life
Zookeeper So basically you're using me - Zookeeper 00:10
So basically you're using me