Clips with Kris Kristofferson

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Payback What the hell are you doing - Payback 00:13
What the hell are you doing
Payback You let me worry about that - Payback 01:15
You let me worry about that
Payback I promise you won't have to find out what your left ball tastes like - Payback 00:10
I promise you won't have to find out what your left...
Payback What the hell's going on - Payback 00:07
What the hell's going on
Eye See You We run a dual diagnosis program here - Eye See You 00:05
We run a dual diagnosis program here
Eye See You Booze may be a slow burn but it's still suicide - Eye See You 00:06
Booze may be a slow burn but it's still suicide
The Land Before Time VI: The... Yeah but This herd life's not for me - The Land Before Time VI: The Secret of Saurus Rock 00:07
Yeah but This herd life's not for me
The Land Before Time VI: The... Doc Don't go too far - The Land Before Time VI: The Secret of Saurus Rock 00:12
Doc Don't go too far
Blade II WHISTLER: Listen to me, Blade. - Blade II 00:13
WHISTLER: Listen to me, Blade.
Blade II How do you feelLike hammered shit - Blade II 00:11
How do you feelLike hammered shit
Blade II They'd torture me almost to deathand then let me heal in a vat of bloodso they could go at it againSorry sons of bitches could have at least fixed my goddamn leg while they were at it - Blade II 00:17
They'd torture me almost to deathand then let me heal...
Blade II Tell me something, Skid. - Blade II 00:57
Tell me something, Skid.
Blade II BLADE We'll play along for nowThey'll take us in deeper than we've ever beenGet a chance to see how their world really ticksI had enough of their worldThey're just shitting bricks because they're no longer top of the food chain - Blade II 00:18
BLADE We'll play along for nowThey'll take us in...
Blade II Let's goYou won't pass for one of us No wayLike I give a shit No he's rightWhy don't you post up on the roof over thereCover our backsSo the Bloodpack's calling the shots now huhGreatBetter curb that dog of yours or we'll do it for youBEEPINGKeep pushing - Blade II 00:32
Let's goYou won't pass for one of us No wayLike I...
Blade II You better get you some sunscreen buttercupListen shit kickerYou're about one cunt hair away from hillbilly heavenI love it when you talk dirty - Blade II 00:12
You better get you some sunscreen buttercupListen shit...
Blade II SCUD: How long have you known Blade? - Blade II 00:48
SCUD: How long have you known Blade?
Blade II How'd you two hook upI was backpackingI met these two chicks decided to take them back to my uh tentfor a little Three's Company action PrettyNext thing I know Janet and Chrissy start tearing chunks out of my stomachBlade shows up saves my assEverything - Blade II 00:22
How'd you two hook upI was backpackingI met these two...
Blade II They needed my help to bring you here to control NomakThe old fuck he was always just baitI mean look at him He's your only real weakness manYou may be fast you may be strong and all that other bullshitbut in the end B you're just too humanWell you little - Blade II 00:31
They needed my help to bring you here to control NomakThe...
Blade: Trinity Congratulations You're famousSomebody nailed usYour face is all over the papers and televisionMedia's eatin' it upLike I care Well you shouldSomething like this taking out a humanas far as the rest of the world is concernedyou're public enemy number - Blade: Trinity 00:24
Congratulations You're famousSomebody nailed usYour...
Blade: Trinity Are you all right - Blade: Trinity 00:37
Are you all right
Blade: Trinity What are you what is that What are you doingIt's an elastic protein okayIt's gonna stop the hemorrhagingOkayIs it gonna hurtYeah it's gonna sting a littleReallyFuck me - Blade: Trinity 00:17
What are you what is that What are you doingIt's an...
Blade: Trinity Hey BladeI got a question for youSay we're successful Say we wipe out all the vampiresWhat then huhYou ever ask yourself thatI mean somehowl I don't picture you teaching karate at the local YHe hates me doesn't heYeah - Blade: Trinity 00:34
Hey BladeI got a question for youSay we're successful...
Blade: Trinity Vampires decided that hunting humans on a piecemeal basis wastoo inefficientWhy kill your prey when you can keep them aliveUnder optimal conditions a donor can generateanywhere from 50 to 100 pints of bloodProductiveWhere do you get all these peopleThey - Blade: Trinity 01:24
Vampires decided that hunting humans on a piecemeal basis...
The Jacket I hate to bother you - The Jacket 00:06
I hate to bother you
The Jacket You can't break something that's already broken - The Jacket 00:08
You can't break something that's already broken
The Jacket I've been approached by the Federal Trade Organization - The Jacket 01:03
I've been approached by the Federal Trade Organization
The Jacket We're all dead Jack - The Jacket 00:05
We're all dead Jack
I'm Not There God rest his soul - I'm Not There 01:07
God rest his soul
Silver City Take a good look Dickie - Silver City 00:32
Take a good look Dickie
Silver City Americans don't have the patience for underdogs like they used to - Silver City 00:12
Americans don't have the patience for underdogs like...
Silver City People want to back a winner - Silver City 00:41
People want to back a winner
Dreamer BEN You ever seen a kid so happy with a horse - Dreamer 00:07
BEN You ever seen a kid so happy with a horse
Dreamer You're taking your kid and your horse to the Breeders' Cup tomorrow - Dreamer 00:21
You're taking your kid and your horse to the...
Fast Food Nation Hell old Dwight D Eisenhower would've shut 'em down - Fast Food Nation 00:06
Hell old Dwight D Eisenhower would've shut 'em...
Powder Blue Welcome back - Powder Blue 00:33
Welcome back
Powder Blue I hope the next time we find each other - Powder Blue 00:06
I hope the next time we find each other
Snow Buddies My dad always said - Snow Buddies 00:20
My dad always said
Snow Buddies And six puppies become one - Snow Buddies 00:07
And six puppies become one
Snow Buddies Remember life may lead you where you least expect - Snow Buddies 00:10
Remember life may lead you where you least expect
The Star And if there is one thing we are definitely not going to do - The Star 00:18
And if there is one thing we are definitely not going to do
The Star That was fun What was it called again - The Star 00:11
That was fun What was it called again
Hickok No one can run forever son - Hickok 00:17
No one can run forever son