Kristen Wiig

Kristen Wiig quotes in movies

Ruffnut How to Train Your Dragon 2 poster How to Train Your Dragon 2 Brenda Sausage Party poster Sausage Party Annie Montrose The Martian poster The Martian Erin Gilbert Ghostbusters poster Ghostbusters Ruffnut How to Train Your Dragon: The Hidden World poster How to Train Your Dragon: The Hidden... Ruffnut How to Train Your Dragon poster How to Train Your Dragon Cheryl Melhoff The Secret Life of Walter Mitty poster The Secret Life of Walter Mitty Miss Hattie Despicable Me poster Despicable Me Lucy Despicable Me 3 poster Despicable Me 3 Audrey Where'd You Go, Bernadette poster Where'd You Go, Bernadette Maggie Mayhem Whip It poster Whip It Ruth Buggs Paul poster Paul Edith Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story poster Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story Annie Bridesmaids poster Bridesmaids Yoga Instructor Forgetting Sarah Marshall poster Forgetting Sarah Marshall Paulette Adventureland poster Adventureland Jill Knocked Up poster Knocked Up Barbara Minerva Wonder Woman 1984 poster Wonder Woman 1984 Haley Sullivan Date Night poster Date Night Audrey Safranek Downsizing poster Downsizing Vicki MacGruber poster MacGruber Maggie Dean The Skeleton Twins poster The Skeleton Twins Alexanya Atoz Zoolander 2 poster Zoolander 2 Lucy Despicable Me 2 poster Despicable Me 2 SexyKitten (voice) Her poster Her Chani Lastnamé Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues poster Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues Herald Mother! poster Mother! Suzie Extract poster Extract Kelly Masterminds poster Masterminds Charlotte The Diary of a Teenage Girl poster The Diary of a Teenage Girl Sarah Benson A Deadly Adoption poster A Deadly Adoption Alice Klieg Welcome to Me poster Welcome to Me Imogene Duncan Girl Most Likely poster Girl Most Likely Ruffnut Dragons: Gift of the Night Fury poster Dragons: Gift of the Night Fury Lauren Fleck All Good Things poster All Good Things Jane Whittman Meet Bill poster Meet Bill Carole Malone Unaccompanied Minors poster Unaccompanied Minors Bear Handler Semi Pro poster Semi Pro Sharon Gordon Fisherman Barb and Star Go to Vista Del Mar poster Barb and Star Go to Vista Del Mar Pudgy Beaver Mom Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs poster Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs Aunt Carlotta A Boy Called Christmas poster A Boy Called Christmas Missy Friends with Kids poster Friends with Kids Janine The Brothers Solomon poster The Brothers Solomon Monica The Heyday of the Insensitive Bastards poster The Heyday of the Insensitive Bastards Surgeon Ghost Town poster Ghost Town Fern Stapleton The Cleveland Show poster The Cleveland Show Brahbrah Flight of the Conchords poster Flight of the Conchords Jessi's Vagina Big Mouth poster Big Mouth Madame Hagfish SpongeBob SquarePants poster SpongeBob SquarePants Gathy Portlandia poster Portlandia Vicki St. Elmo MacGruber poster MacGruber Self Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee poster Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee Pamela Brinton The Last Man on Earth poster The Last Man on Earth Tristan Ugly Americans poster Ugly Americans Dooneese Maharelle SNL50: The Anniversary Special poster SNL50: The Anniversary Special Lucy Despicable Me 4 poster Despicable Me 4

Clips with Kristen Wiig

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Despicable Me I'm here for the girlsI received a call that you wanted to return themAnd also I did purchase a Spanish dictionaryI didn't like what you said - Despicable Me 00:17
I'm here for the girlsI received a call that you wanted...
Bridesmaids I left your clothes over there - Bridesmaids 00:03
I left your clothes over there
Bridesmaids Hey Guess what happened to me todayHmm What I got a free tattooYou did what I could not believe it The guy said Do you want a tattooJust a random Yeah Opened up the side of his vanNo He said It's for free And I said Sure - Bridesmaids 00:16
Hey Guess what happened to me todayHmm What I got a free...
Bridesmaids It's all her fault It is not mine - Bridesmaids 00:03
It's all her fault It is not mine
Bridesmaids You remember my cousin RitaOh Rita AnnieHi I haven't seen you since you graduated high schoolOh my gosh She has three kids nowThree boys Lillian They're so cuteThey are cute but when they reach that agethey are disgustingThey smell they're stickythey say - Bridesmaids 00:34
You remember my cousin RitaOh Rita AnnieHi I haven't...
Bridesmaids Fell off a cruise ship But I'm back Oh shitYeah Oh shit Yeah Oh shitTook a hard hard violent fallKind of pinballed down Hit a lot of railings broke a lot of shitI didn't I'm not gonna say I survived I'm gonna say I thrivedI met a dolphin down thereand I - Bridesmaids 00:33
Fell off a cruise ship But I'm back Oh shitYeah Oh shit...
Bridesmaids I went to Thailand recently with my husband Perryand there's a beautiful saying that I learnt thereSpeaking ThaiIt means You are a part of mea part that I could never live withoutAnd I hope and I praythat I never have toSpeaking ThaiSpeaks Thai And that's - Bridesmaids 01:08
I went to Thailand recently with my husband Perryand...
Bridesmaids Oh hi I'm Helen Oh Oh you live in MilwaukeeOh I'm sorry - Bridesmaids 00:07
Oh hi I'm Helen Oh Oh you live in MilwaukeeOh I'm...
Bridesmaids Why are you smiling Annie - Bridesmaids 00:11
Why are you smiling Annie
Bridesmaids I'm speeding You better pull me over - Bridesmaids 00:09
I'm speeding You better pull me over
Bridesmaids How long has she been gone - Bridesmaids 00:33
How long has she been gone
Bridesmaids You read my You read my journalAt first I did not know that it was your diaryI thought it was a very sad handwritten book - Bridesmaids 00:12
You read my You read my journalAt first I did not know that...
Bridesmaids It's a good tub - Bridesmaids 00:06
It's a good tub
Bridesmaids Oh you're really doing it aren't yaYou're shittin' in the street - Bridesmaids 00:06
Oh you're really doing it aren't yaYou're...
Bridesmaids This is a very strict plane that I'm onWelcome to GermanyAuf wiedersehen Rightasshole Giggles - Bridesmaids 00:12
This is a very strict plane that I'm onWelcome to...
Bridesmaids You have three seconds to get back to your seat GroansYou can't get anywhere in three secondsWell you'd better tryYou're setting me up for a loss already Okay thank you - Bridesmaids 00:11
You have three seconds to get back to your seat GroansYou...
Bridesmaids Whatever you say StoveIt's Steve ScoffsStove What kind of name is thatThat's not a name My name is SteveAre you an appliance No I'm a man and my name is SteveYou're a flight attendant That's absolutely accurateYou can close that Thank you - Bridesmaids 00:23
Whatever you say StoveIt's Steve ScoffsStove What kind...
Bridesmaids Nope I'm sorry - Bridesmaids 00:05
Nope I'm sorry
Bridesmaids I'm not weird OkayYes you areNo I'm not and you started it No you started itDid you forget to take your Xanax this morningGod I feel bad for your parents I feel bad for your faceOkay well call me when your boobs come inYou call me when yours come inWhat - Bridesmaids 00:37
I'm not weird OkayYes you areNo I'm not and you...
Bridesmaids Are you fucking kidding meGuests Go Silent AnnieNo Mom Motherfucking Paris Woman GaspsAnnie what are you doing I told you about Paris HelenI told you about this whole idea Annie calm downNo Lillian What you're gonna go to Paris with Helen nowWhat you guys - Bridesmaids 00:57
Are you fucking kidding meGuests Go Silent AnnieNo Mom...
Bridesmaids How many of those did you take I took nineI took nine YeahI uh I did I think slightly overcommit to the whole dog thingIt turns out I'm probably more comfortable with six - Bridesmaids 00:14
How many of those did you take I took nineI took nine YeahI...
Bridesmaids Say Hi I can't get off the couchI got fired from my jobI got kicked out of my apartmentI can't pay any of my bills My car is a piece of shitI don't have any friends The last time IYou know what I find interesting about that AnnieIt's interesting to me - Bridesmaids 00:28
Say Hi I can't get off the couchI got fired from my...
Bridesmaids Why are you smilingIt's just It's justIt's the first time I've ever seen you look uglyAnd that makes me kind of happyLaughing I look ugly No I don'tI don't really look ugly A little bit You're an ugly crierBut that's okay No I'm not really an ugly - Bridesmaids 00:27
Why are you smilingIt's just It's justIt's...
Bridesmaids Exhales How long has she been goneShe's been missing for like 12 hours Twelve hoursIt's not a missing person until it's at least 24 hoursHave you ever seen CSI Twenty four hoursLet me get on with my job AnnieNathan please I really need your helpPlease - Bridesmaids 00:32
Exhales How long has she been goneShe's been missing...
Bridesmaids What's so funny Continues FadesI put a uh a loaded gun in Dougie's carry onThe TSA is gonna just rip his ass apart - Bridesmaids 00:12
What's so funny Continues FadesI put a uh a loaded gun...
The Skeleton Twins There are worse things than being a shitty mother - The Skeleton Twins 00:36
There are worse things than being a shitty mother
The Skeleton Twins SIGHS Have you read Marley and Me - The Skeleton Twins 00:37
SIGHS Have you read Marley and Me
The Skeleton Twins Do you think I should have a baby - The Skeleton Twins 00:36
Do you think I should have a baby
The Skeleton Twins He doesn't deserve a fucking whore as a wife - The Skeleton Twins 00:13
He doesn't deserve a fucking whore as a wife
The Skeleton Twins Do you love him - The Skeleton Twins 00:13
Do you love him
The Skeleton Twins I know you think I ruined his life that I ruined your life - The Skeleton Twins 00:05
I know you think I ruined his life that I ruined your life
The Skeleton Twins Look it had nothing to do with you - The Skeleton Twins 00:22
Look it had nothing to do with you
The Skeleton Twins You're emotionally unstable You're a prick - The Skeleton Twins 00:14
You're emotionally unstable You're a prick
Zoolander 2 Do you ever get that feeling - Zoolander 2 00:15
Do you ever get that feeling
How to Train Your Dragon 2 I'll bloody his fist with my faceif he tries to take my dragonOr mineUgh You're such a moronA beautiful moronYeah - How to Train Your Dragon 2 00:12
I'll bloody his fist with my faceif he tries to take my...
How to Train Your Dragon 2 Hey watch it That wascloseOh myMe likeyTake me - How to Train Your Dragon 2 00:22
Hey watch it That wascloseOh myMe likeyTake me
How to Train Your Dragon 2 I don't like itThey should've been back with Hiccup by nowI don't like it eitherEret son of Eretwas the man of my dreamsMy everythingBut baby I grew facial hair for youMe too - How to Train Your Dragon 2 00:16
I don't like itThey should've been back with...
How to Train Your Dragon 2 They won't know where you're hidingI promise you thatOh yes they will They know we're missingand they have tracking dragonsIf you so much as touch us Hiccup is gonna kickHiccup He's not a problemReally trust meHe's only the son of Stoick the Vasthis heir - How to Train Your Dragon 2 00:43
They won't know where you're hidingI promise you...
How to Train Your Dragon 2 I'm sorry DadI'm not the chief thatyou wanted me to beAnd I'm not the peacekeeper I thought I wasI don't knowYou came early into this worldYou were such a wee thingOh so frail so fragileI feared you wouldn't make itBut your fatherhe never doubtedHe always - How to Train Your Dragon 2 02:24
I'm sorry DadI'm not the chief thatyou wanted me...
Despicable Me 2 Mr GruI didn't What YesHi Agent Lucy Wilde of the AVLOh whoopsSorry you're gonna have to come with meOh sorry I Freeze rayYou know you really should announceyour weapons after you fire them Mr GruFor exampleLipstick taser - Despicable Me 2 00:32
Mr GruI didn't What YesHi Agent Lucy Wilde of the AVLOh...
Despicable Me 2 I wasn't expecting that Or was I - Despicable Me 2 00:05
I wasn't expecting that Or was I
Despicable Me 2 Okay that's weird Why are you hereOn assignment from Silas I'm your new partnerYayWhat No no yayRamsbottom didn't say anything about a partnerWell it seems that because of your checkered pasteveryone else refused to work with youBut not me I stepped upAnd - Despicable Me 2 00:24
Okay that's weird Why are you hereOn assignment from...
Despicable Me 2 HelloBuenos días my friendsI am Eduardo Perezowner of Salsa y Salsa restaurant across the mallNow open for breakfast And you areGru And this is Lucy And we are closedThis is just going to take un momentoI am throwing a big Cinco de Mayo partyand I am - Despicable Me 2 00:53
HelloBuenos días my friendsI am Eduardo Perezowner of Salsa...
Despicable Me 2 That guy looks exactly like a villain named El MachoFrom about 20 years agoHe was ruthlessHe was dangerousAnd as the name implies very machoHe had a reputation for pulling off heists using only his bare handsBut sadly like all the greats El Macho was gone - Despicable Me 2 01:33
That guy looks exactly like a villain named El MachoFrom...
Despicable Me 2 But sadly like all the greats El Macho was gone too soon - Despicable Me 2 00:56
But sadly like all the greats El Macho was gone too soon
Despicable Me 2 What are you doingI'm checking for laser beam alarm triggersIt's a restaurantYou never know what kind of booby trapsthis guy could have set Huh Come onThere are no booby trapsHa BoobyOh There's a chickenAre you lost little guyYou must be lostHa Some guard - Despicable Me 2 00:43
What are you doingI'm checking for laser beam alarm...
Despicable Me 2 All right I'm going inIf it picks up any traces of the serum the sensor in your belt bucklewill make a sound like thisMee maw Mee mawMee maw Mee maw OkayI get it I get itWelcome to Eagle Hair ClubIt's about time you showed upMr GruYou know my nameWhen - Despicable Me 2 01:42
All right I'm going inIf it picks up any traces of the...
Despicable Me 2 Well I think you did it You just officially had the worst date everHuh tell me about itDon't worry It can only get better from here rightBut if it doesn't you can always borrow my dart gunI've had to use it on one or two dates myselfYeah you know as far - Despicable Me 2 00:39
Well I think you did it You just officially had the worst...
Despicable Me 2 I've already been working on my accentWallaby DidgeridooHugh Jackman - Despicable Me 2 00:09
I've already been working on my accentWallaby...
Despicable Me 2 I choose GruI choose GruThank you Gru stewardessYou're welcome - Despicable Me 2 00:14
I choose GruI choose GruThank you Gru stewardessYou're...
Despicable Me 2 Aw he copied me - Despicable Me 2 00:04
Aw he copied me
Despicable Me 2 Don't worry about me Gru I'll be fineI have survived lots worse than thisOkay that's not entirely trueI'm actually kind of freaking out up hereDon't worry I will get you out of thisI really hate that chicken - Despicable Me 2 00:23
Don't worry about me Gru I'll be fineI have...
Despicable Me 2 Listen Lucy we may not get out of this aliveso I need to ask you a questionUh better make it quickIf I had asked you out on a date what would you have saidAre you kidding meYes - Despicable Me 2 00:15
Listen Lucy we may not get out of this aliveso I need to ask...
Sausage Party In here We keep our wieners in our packagesThat's how it isIt sucksBut that's the way Our buns keep fresh and pureBaby babyBut once we're out the doors It's not a sinFor us to let you Slip it inIn other words We finally get to fuckAnd love and hug And - Sausage Party 00:29
In here We keep our wieners in our packagesThat's how...
Sausage Party Look at these big old bunsWHISTLINGCARL Yeah You know it baby Work those bunsAll of you All day err dayLined up waiting to get filled with my meatRight Carl You really think any of these buns will line up to get filled by youHere's my impression of thatOh - Sausage Party 00:44
Look at these big old bunsWHISTLINGCARL Yeah You know it...
Sausage Party Hey Brenda What up girl Heh hehSorry about those guys Such dicks rightCARL I can hear you dudeShut up Fuck youSo looks like tomorrow's the big day huh Heh hehYou and me finally gonna be officialI'm so happy the gods put our packages togetherIt's because - Sausage Party 01:11
Hey Brenda What up girl Heh hehSorry about those guys Such...
Sausage Party You're celebrating your doomWake up They're lying to your fucking facesThe Great Beyond is bullshitWhy isn't anybody listening to me Hey buddy are you all rightNo I'm not all rightIt's all a lie Everything you've been toldEverything you believe in Honey - Sausage Party 01:08
You're celebrating your doomWake up They're lying...
Sausage Party Oh, my God. - Sausage Party 00:58
Oh, my God.
Sausage Party Oh no What if the gods are doing this to us because we touched tipsWhat No There's no wayJust the tips What were we thinkingIt wasn't even that I mean it was fine It's not like anyone writes homeand says God I had the best tip LAVASH Get away from me - Sausage Party 00:17
Oh no What if the gods are doing this to us because we...
Sausage Party IN JAMAICAN ACCENT Hey bun Welcome to the aisle Wanna danceIN FOREIGN ACCENT No thank you mon I'm quite iriejust being left alone over here don't you know - Sausage Party 00:12
IN JAMAICAN ACCENT Hey bun Welcome to the aisle Wanna...
Sausage Party Fifty five minutesI know Where is heWa ha ha Looks like you got ditched bun Ha haHe wouldn't ditch me dumbass He's my boyfriend I meanwe touched T I Ps Ha ha ha - Sausage Party 00:16
Fifty five minutesI know Where is heWa ha ha Looks like you...
Sausage Party Excuse meAre you a bun UhYeah I am WhyAnd you've been traveling with a sausageYes Yes I have Have you seen himI have He's looking for you in my aisleHe's right this way I can take you to him chicaI take you to him real goodLAUGHINGAll right vámonos Let's - Sausage Party 00:30
Excuse meAre you a bun UhYeah I am WhyAnd you've been...
Sausage Party I fall out of the cart then I lose Frank now I'm being hunted by a doucheThe gods must be punishing me don't you seeThis is what I get for giving in to my disgusting urgesI'm such a whoreSweet bun I must admit I too sometimes have urgesimpure thoughts We - Sausage Party 00:36
I fall out of the cart then I lose Frank now I'm being...
Sausage Party All right That's not necessary DOUCHE That's no way to treat a ladyOh fuckThat's right girl It's meAnd what we got hereA taco a whiny doughnutand some stupid floppy thing that nobody knows exactly what it isOkay soQUESO Did someone say QuesoA fucking - Sausage Party 00:26
All right That's not necessary DOUCHE That's no...
Sausage Party What are you saying I should believe in nothing That everything is pointlessBetter than believing bullshit that you can't explainMaybe I don't need to explain it because it's something I feelWell I feel like that makes it hard to have a rational - Sausage Party 00:17
What are you saying I should believe in nothing That...
Sausage Party Sammy, bubula, where have you been? - Sausage Party 00:43
Sammy, bubula, where have you been?
Sausage Party We choose the more pleasant thingYeah I mean what this sausage is saying it's just a theoryNo no no it's not a theory you morons It's a factI'm showing you physical evidence Open your eyes Don't be so weakOh Frank what are you doingYou señor have no - Sausage Party 00:25
We choose the more pleasant thingYeah I mean what this...
Sausage Party Whew Kind of stuffy in here hey girlsSo I'm just gonna get out get a little air for a secondWhat's your problem Let go of meFirst you smush Sally and then you try to fuck up Red White and Blue Day for usGet your hands off me I gotta get outJust chill out - Sausage Party 00:21
Whew Kind of stuffy in here hey girlsSo I'm just gonna...
Sausage Party What the fuck? - Sausage Party 00:22
What the fuck?
Sausage Party Stay away from my sausage you skank Oh - Sausage Party 00:05
Stay away from my sausage you skank Oh