Clips with Larry the Cable Guy

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Cars I like you already My name's MaterMaterYeah like tuh mater but without the tuh - Cars 00:11
I like you already My name's MaterMaterYeah like tuh...
Cars What's your name You don't know my nameUhNo I know your name Is your name Mater too - Cars 00:10
What's your name You don't know my nameUhNo I know...
Cars Look I need to get to California as fast as possible Where am IWhere are you ShootYou're in Radiator SpringsThe cutest little town in Carburetor County - Cars 00:14
Look I need to get to California as fast as possible Where...
Cars Cool MaterWhat did I tell you about talkin' to the accusedTo not to - Cars 00:08
Cool MaterWhat did I tell you about talkin' to the...
Cars Well we'll talk later MaterLater Mater That's funny - Cars 00:07
Well we'll talk later MaterLater Mater That's...
Cars Officer talk to me babe How long is this gonna takeI gotta get to California prontoWhere's your lawyerI don't know Tahiti maybe He's got a timeshare thereWhen a defendant has no lawyer the court will assign one to him HeyAnyone want to be his lawyerShoot - Cars 00:22
Officer talk to me babe How long is this gonna takeI gotta...
Cars All rightI wanna know who's responsible for wreckin' my town SheriffI want his hood on a platterI'm gonna put him in jail till he rots No check thatI'm gonna put him in jail till the jail rots on top of himand then I'm gonna move him to a new jail and let - Cars 00:32
All rightI wanna know who's responsible for...
Cars Hey there Mater Howdy SallyHi folks Good morningYou know herShe's the town attorney and my fiancéeWhatNah I'm just kiddin' She just likes me for my body - Cars 00:17
Hey there Mater Howdy SallyHi folks Good morningYou know...
Cars Oh I am so not taking you to dinnerThat's OK Stickers You can take BessieMan you get to work with BessieI'd give my left two lug nuts for somethin' like that - Cars 00:14
Oh I am so not taking you to dinnerThat's OK Stickers...
Cars I know this may be a bad time right nowbut you owe me 32 000 in legal feesWhat - Cars 00:08
I know this may be a bad time right nowbut you owe me 32 000...
Cars Holy shoot - Cars 00:04
Holy shoot
Cars Aw man that's just great Hey what's wrongMy lucky sticker's all dirtyAh that ain't nothin' I'll clean it for yaNo no noThat won't be necessary - Cars 00:16
Aw man that's just great Hey what's wrongMy lucky...
Cars Hey Hey big fella Yeah you in the redI could use a little hose down Help me wash this offWhere's he goin'Oh he's a little bit shy and he hates you for killin' his flowers - Cars 00:15
Hey Hey big fella Yeah you in the redI could use a little...
Cars Where's he goin'Oh he's a little bit shy and he hates you for killin' his flowers - Cars 00:07
Where's he goin'Oh he's a little bit shy and...
Cars I'm a precision instrument of speed and aerodynamics - Cars 00:05
I'm a precision instrument of speed and aerodynamics
Cars Whoo Watchin' him is makin' me thirsty Anybody else want somethin' to drinkNah not me FloI'm on one of them there special dietsI'm a precisional instrument of speed and aero matics - Cars 00:15
Whoo Watchin' him is makin' me thirsty Anybody...
Cars Boy I tell you whatI bet even the roads on the moon ain't this smooth - Cars 00:06
Boy I tell you whatI bet even the roads on the moon...
Cars You know I knew this girl DoreenGood lookin' girlLooked just like a Jaguar only she was a truckYou know I used to crash into her just so I could spoke to herWhat are you talking about I don't know - Cars 00:17
You know I knew this girl DoreenGood lookin' girlLooked...
Cars When I say go we go But don't let Frank catch you Go - Cars 00:06
When I say go we go But don't let Frank catch you Go
Cars I swear tractors is so dumb - Cars 00:05
I swear tractors is so dumb
Cars I tell you what buddy it don't get much better than thisYep you're livin' the dream Mater boy - Cars 00:08
I tell you what buddy it don't get much better than...
Cars That's Frank - Cars 00:03
That's Frank
Cars Will you stop that Stop whatDriving backwards It's creeping me out You're gonna wreckWreck Shoot I'm the world's best backwards driverYou just watch this right here lover boy Wee hee - Cars 00:16
Will you stop that Stop whatDriving backwards It's...
Cars No need to watch where I'm goin'Just need to know where I've been - Cars 00:08
No need to watch where I'm goin'Just need to know...
Cars I knew it I knowed I made a good choiceIn whatMy best friend - Cars 00:11
I knew it I knowed I made a good choiceIn whatMy best friend
Cars McQueen and Sally parked beneath a treeK i s somethin' somethin' somethin' t - Cars 00:09
McQueen and Sally parked beneath a treeK i s somethin'...
Cars He won three Piston Cups He did what in his cup - Cars 00:06
He won three Piston Cups He did what in his cup
Cars Mater I wasn't tractor tippin'Then where did all these gol durn tractors come from - Cars 00:07
Mater I wasn't tractor tippin'Then where did all...
Cars Here she comes Places everybody HurryAct naturalHi Sally Buon giornoAll right what's goin' on - Cars 00:10
Here she comes Places everybody HurryAct naturalHi Sally...
Cars It's the ghostlightWe have found McQueen We have found McQueen - Cars 00:07
It's the ghostlightWe have found McQueen We have found...
Cars You said you'd never come backWell I really didn't have a choice Mater didn't get to say goodbyeGoodbye OK I'm good - Cars 00:11
You said you'd never come backWell I really didn't...
Cars Whoa Git R done - Cars 00:11
Whoa Git R done
Cars I'm happier than a tornado in a trailer park - Cars 00:05
I'm happier than a tornado in a trailer park
Cars You know I really missed you SallyWell I create feelings in others they themselves don't understand andblah blah blahMcQueen and Sally parked beneath the treeK i s s uh i n tGreat timing Mater - Cars 00:21
You know I really missed you SallyWell I create feelings in...
Cars We is now entering the Doc Hudson wing of the museumWow Unbelievable That many wins in a single seasonHe's the real deal Junior The Hudson Hornet was my inspirationExcuse me son Is Doc Hudson here todaySorry Mrs The King I think Doc went out for a drive - Cars 00:21
We is now entering the Doc Hudson wing of the museumWow...
Cars Huh Look at thisIt's my hood It's my hoodI ain't seen this thing in 20 yearsWell it fits perfectly How do I look Ah chooOh dang - Cars 00:21
Huh Look at thisIt's my hood It's my hoodI...
Larry the Cable Guy: Health... The city is being sued - Larry the Cable Guy: Health Inspector 00:13
The city is being sued
Larry the Cable Guy: Health... The city is being sued - Larry the Cable Guy: Health Inspector 00:13
The city is being sued
Larry the Cable Guy: Health... Butlin - Larry the Cable Guy: Health Inspector 01:07
Butlin
Larry the Cable Guy: Health... Butlin - Larry the Cable Guy: Health Inspector 01:05
Butlin
Larry the Cable Guy: Health... You ain't gonna believe this but there's a snoW cone vendor - Larry the Cable Guy: Health Inspector 00:10
You ain't gonna believe this but there's a snoW...
Larry the Cable Guy: Health... I bet that left a mark - Larry the Cable Guy: Health Inspector 00:08
I bet that left a mark
Larry the Cable Guy: Health... She was so ugly - Larry the Cable Guy: Health Inspector 00:07
She was so ugly
Larry the Cable Guy: Health... He is going down faster than a bottle of Vicodin at Courtney Love's house - Larry the Cable Guy: Health Inspector 00:12
He is going down faster than a bottle of Vicodin at Courtney...
Larry the Cable Guy: Health... He is going doWn faster than a bottle of Vicodin at Courtney Love's house - Larry the Cable Guy: Health Inspector 00:06
He is going doWn faster than a bottle of Vicodin at Courtney...
Larry the Cable Guy: Health... Jane Nice rod - Larry the Cable Guy: Health Inspector 00:10
Jane Nice rod
Larry the Cable Guy: Health... One hand Kid Rock wants to take me fishing - Larry the Cable Guy: Health Inspector 00:17
One hand Kid Rock wants to take me fishing
Larry the Cable Guy: Health... Dilling his pickle Look I could do this all day - Larry the Cable Guy: Health Inspector 00:07
Dilling his pickle Look I could do this all day
Delta Farce What in the name of Siegfried and Roy are you fellas doing - Delta Farce 00:08
What in the name of Siegfried and Roy are you fellas doing
Delta Farce A couple days ago - Delta Farce 00:06
A couple days ago
Delta Farce We're in lraq - Delta Farce 00:09
We're in lraq
Delta Farce Well you look like a retard Chewbacca - Delta Farce 00:05
Well you look like a retard Chewbacca
Delta Farce Everett that's exactly why you shouldn't drink tequila - Delta Farce 00:10
Everett that's exactly why you shouldn't drink...
Delta Farce It's not your baby - Delta Farce 00:09
It's not your baby
Delta Farce L'm getting too fat for this shit - Delta Farce 00:04
L'm getting too fat for this shit
Delta Farce Man look at the size of that son of a bitch - Delta Farce 00:12
Man look at the size of that son of a bitch
Delta Farce Don't look at me man l got a wife and kids to think about - Delta Farce 00:11
Don't look at me man l got a wife and kids to think...
Delta Farce Like they say in the Army be all you can be - Delta Farce 00:09
Like they say in the Army be all you can be
Cars 2 WowI can't believe they renamed the Piston Cupafter our very own Doc HudsonI know Doc said these things were just old cupsbut to have someone else win it just didn't feel right you knowDoc would've been real proud of you That's for sure - Cars 2 00:22
WowI can't believe they renamed the Piston Cupafter our...
Cars 2 Mater RelaxThese train tracks ain't been used in years - Cars 2 00:06
Mater RelaxThese train tracks ain't been used in years
Cars 2 Guido look Ferraris and tiresLet's go Ho ho Look at thisOK now Mater remember best behaviorYou got it buddy Hey what's that MaterHey McQueen Over hereHey McQueen Over hereLewis Hey manJeff Hey LightningCan you believe this partyHeyYou done good You got - Cars 2 00:35
Guido look Ferraris and tiresLet's go Ho ho Look at...
Cars 2 Mater Listen this isn't Radiator SpringsYou're just realizing thatOh ho That jet lag really done a number on you - Cars 2 00:10
Mater Listen this isn't Radiator SpringsYou're...
Cars 2 Ah Lightning McQueen Buona seraNice to meet you Francesco Nice to meet you tooYou are very good looking Not as good as I thought but goodExcuse me Can I get a picture with youAnything for McQueen's friendMiss Sally is going to flip when she sees thisShe's - Cars 2 00:42
Ah Lightning McQueen Buona seraNice to meet you Francesco...
Cars 2 Hey What you got here that's free How about that pistachio ice creamNo no wasabi Same old same oldWhat's up with you That looks delicious - Cars 2 00:12
Hey What you got here that's free How about that...
Cars 2 'Scuse me ma'amDad gum pistachio ice creamThis cannot be him Is he AmericanLook out ladies Mater's fittin' to get funky - Cars 2 00:12
'Scuse me ma'amDad gum pistachio ice creamThis...
Cars 2 Er It's like a date A dateMater what's going onWhat's going on is I got me a date tomorrowGuido don't believe youBelieve it My new girlfriend just said soHey there she is Hey Hey ladySee you tomorrowGuido still don't believe you - Cars 2 00:20
Er It's like a date A dateMater what's going...
Cars 2 I never properly introduced myselfFinn McMissile British IntelligenceTow Mater Average intelligence - Cars 2 00:09
I never properly introduced myselfFinn McMissile British...
Cars 2 This first one I can reach into a car's hoodpull out his battery and show it to him before he stallsI call it What I accidentally did to my friend Luigi once - Cars 2 00:12
This first one I can reach into a car's hoodpull out...
Cars 2 By the time you read this I will be safely on an airplane flying homeI'm so sorry for what I didMcQUEEN I don't want to be the cause of you losing any more racesI want you to go prove to the world what I already knowThat you are the greatest race car in - Cars 2 00:41
By the time you read this I will be safely on an airplane...
Cars 2 I call it What I accidentally did to my friend Luigi once - Cars 2 00:06
I call it What I accidentally did to my friend Luigi once