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The Wolf of Wall Street Jordan My name is Jordan BelfortNot himMe That's rightI'm a former member of the middle classraised by two accountants in a tiny apartment in bayside queensThe year Turned 26as the head of my own brokerage firmI made 49 millionwhich really pissed me off - The Wolf of Wall Street 00:23
Jordan My name is Jordan BelfortNot himMe That's...
The Wolf of Wall Street Yup on a daily basis I consume enough drugsto sedate Manhattan long island and queens for a monthOkay Mr JordanI take quaaludes 10 to 15 times a day for my back painAdderall to stay focusedXanax to take the edge off pot to mellow me outcocaine to wake me - The Wolf of Wall Street 00:57
Yup on a daily basis I consume enough drugsto sedate...
The Wolf of Wall Street Jordan You want to know what money sounds likeGo to a trading floor on wall streetFuck this shit thatH h cunt cock assholeI couldn't believe how these guys talked to each otherMan 1 Good fucking package Man 2 Piece of shitI was hooked in secondsIt was - The Wolf of Wall Street 00:17
Jordan You want to know what money sounds likeGo to a...
The Wolf of Wall Street I'm good with water for nowThank youIt's his first day on wall street Give him time - The Wolf of Wall Street 00:08
I'm good with water for nowThank youIt's his first...
The Wolf of Wall Street Mr HannaYou're able to do drugs during the dayand then still function still do your jobHow the fuck else would you do this jobCocaine and hookers my friend - The Wolf of Wall Street 00:13
Mr HannaYou're able to do drugs during the dayand then...
The Wolf of Wall Street Name of the gameMove the money from your client's pocket into your pocketRightBut if you make your clients money at the same timeit's advantageous to everyone Correct - The Wolf of Wall Street 00:12
Name of the gameMove the money from your client's...
The Wolf of Wall Street Number one rule of wall streetNobodyI don't care if you're Warren buffett or if you're Jimmy buffettNobody knows if a stock is gonna go updown sideways or in fucking circlesLeast of all stockbrokers right Mmm hmmIt's all a fugazi You know what a fugazi - The Wolf of Wall Street 00:31
Number one rule of wall streetNobodyI don't care if...
The Wolf of Wall Street You gotta stay relaxed YeahDo you jerk offDo I do ijerk offYeah Yeah ijerk off YeahHow many times a weekLike um three or fourThree or four times maybe fiveGotta pump those numbers upThose are rookie numbers in this racketI myself ijerk off at least twice - The Wolf of Wall Street 00:35
You gotta stay relaxed YeahDo you jerk offDo I do ijerk...
The Wolf of Wall Street Do you jerk offDo I do ijerk offYeah Yeah ijerk off YeahHow many times a weekLike um three or fourThree or four times maybe fiveGotta pump those numbers upThose are rookie numbers in this racketI myself ijerk off at least twice a dayWow Once in the - The Wolf of Wall Street 01:18
Do you jerk offDo I do ijerk offYeah Yeah ijerk off YeahHow...
The Wolf of Wall Street If I sell a stock at 10 000 my commission is 5 000 bucksIf you sell 10 000 worth of this stockI will personally give you a blowjob for freeAnd I hope it happens - The Wolf of Wall Street 00:14
If I sell a stock at 10 000 my commission is 5 000 bucksIf...
The Wolf of Wall Street Jordan Hello John how are you doing todayYou mailed in my company a postcard a few weeks backrequesting information on penny stocksthat had huge upside potentialwith very little downside riskDoes that ring a bell Yeah I may have sent somethingOkay great - The Wolf of Wall Street 01:36
Jordan Hello John how are you doing todayYou mailed in my...
The Wolf of Wall Street So I was selling them shitBut the way I looked at it their money was better off in my pocket - The Wolf of Wall Street 00:07
So I was selling them shitBut the way I looked at it their...
The Wolf of Wall Street You made 72 grand in one monthYeahI'll tell you whatYou show me a pay stub for 72 000 on itI quit my job right now and I work for youDonnie Hey Paulie what's upNo yeah yeah No everything's fineHey listen I quit - The Wolf of Wall Street 00:29
You made 72 grand in one monthYeahI'll tell you whatYou...
The Wolf of Wall Street I heard some stupid shit I don't knowFuck I didn't even want to bring it up It's justIt's stupid Shit with meYou know people say shit I don't even knowI don't even listen to it half the timeWhat are they sayingShit about you and your cousin or something - The Wolf of Wall Street 01:42
I heard some stupid shit I don't knowFuck I didn't...
The Wolf of Wall Street Like you married your cousin or some stupid shit NoYeah my wife YeahMy wife is my cousin or whateverBut it's not like what you think or whatever you knowIs she like a first cousin or is sheYeah no she's you knowHer her fatheris the brother of my momIt's - The Wolf of Wall Street 00:41
Like you married your cousin or some stupid shit NoYeah my...
The Wolf of Wall Street I'm not gonna let someone - The Wolf of Wall Street 00:04
I'm not gonna let someone
The Wolf of Wall Street Listen I'm really you knowI'm really appreciative for this fucking jobI'm really enjoying itI'm really happy with what you're doingActually I got you a little presentYou got me a present I got you somethingOh fuck You're sweetYeah It's in the back - The Wolf of Wall Street 01:26
Listen I'm really you knowI'm really appreciative...
The Wolf of Wall Street Donnie and I were going out on our ownAnd the first thing we needed was brokersGuys with sales experienceSo I recruited some of my hometown boysSea otter who sold meatand weedChester who sold tiresand weedAnd Robbie who sold anything he could get his - The Wolf of Wall Street 00:35
Donnie and I were going out on our ownAnd the first thing we...
The Wolf of Wall Street Every person you're on the phone withthey want to get rich and they want to get rich quicklyThey all want something for nothingThere was this one time that I was selling pot to this amish dudeYou know those guys who got like the beardwith like no mustache - The Wolf of Wall Street 00:52
Every person you're on the phone withthey want to get...
The Wolf of Wall Street You can sell anything Sell that Go aheadSell me the penCan I finish eating first I haven't eaten today - The Wolf of Wall Street 00:08
You can sell anything Sell that Go aheadSell me the penCan I...
The Wolf of Wall Street Brad show them how it's done BoomSell me that pen Watch Go onYou want me to sell this fucking penThat's my boy right there Can fucking sell anythingWhy don't you do me a favorWrite your name down on that napkin for meI don't have a penExactly Supply and - The Wolf of Wall Street 00:16
Brad show them how it's done BoomSell me that pen Watch...
The Wolf of Wall Street Jordan But look I knew these guys weren't like Harvard mbasRobbie feinberg the pinheadtook five years to finish high schoolAlden kupferberg the sea otterdidn't even graduateChester ming the depraved chinamanthought jujitsu was in IsraelSmartest of the - The Wolf of Wall Street 00:31
Jordan But look I knew these guys weren't like Harvard...
The Wolf of Wall Street Gentlemen welcometo Stratton oakmontYou schnooks will now be targetingthe wealthiest 1 of AmericansWe're talking about whales hereMoby fucking dicksAnd with this script which is now your new harpoonI'm gonna teach each and every one of youto be captain - The Wolf of Wall Street 00:25
Gentlemen welcometo Stratton oakmontYou schnooks will now be...
The Wolf of Wall Street The book motherfucker From the book - The Wolf of Wall Street 00:04
The book motherfucker From the book
The Wolf of Wall Street What we are gonna do is this - The Wolf of Wall Street 00:19
What we are gonna do is this
The Wolf of Wall Street What we're gonna do is thisFirst we pitch 'em Disney at t IBMblue chip stocks exclusivelyCompanies these people knowOnce we've suckered them in we unload the dog shit - The Wolf of Wall Street 00:15
What we're gonna do is thisFirst we pitch 'em...
The Wolf of Wall Street Fuck that motherfucker - The Wolf of Wall Street 00:04
Fuck that motherfucker
The Wolf of Wall Street Jordan Fyi boys Danielle has promisedto use this 10 000 for breast implantsShe's already got c cupsbut now she wants fucking double d's - The Wolf of Wall Street 00:11
Jordan Fyi boys Danielle has promisedto use this 10 000 for...
The Wolf of Wall Street Is this the greatest company in the world - The Wolf of Wall Street 00:05
Is this the greatest company in the world
The Wolf of Wall Street This conniving little twat Look at thisThe wolf of wall street they call me LookYour hair looks good - The Wolf of Wall Street 00:08
This conniving little twat Look at thisThe wolf of wall...
The Wolf of Wall Street But you know evely time someone rises up in this worldthere's always gonna be some asshole tlying to drag him down - The Wolf of Wall Street 00:09
But you know evely time someone rises up in this...
The Wolf of Wall Street It was a madhouseA greed festwith equal parts cocaine testosterone and body fluidsYesIt got so bad I had to declare the office a fuck free zonebetween the hours of 9 00 and 7 00 - The Wolf of Wall Street 00:17
It was a madhouseA greed festwith equal parts cocaine...
The Wolf of Wall Street Actually the madness started on our vely first daywhen one of our brokers Ben jennerchristened the elevator by getting a blowjobfrom a sales assistantHer name was Pam and to her creditshe did have this amazing techniquewith this wild twist and jerk - The Wolf of Wall Street 00:35
Actually the madness started on our vely first daywhen one...
The Wolf of Wall Street 430 000 in one month jordy huhFour hundred and fucking 30 000 fucking dollars in one fucking monthGood morning They're business expenses RelaxMax Business expenses Jordan YesJordy look what you got here WhatLook at this 26 000 for one fucking dinnerOkay - The Wolf of Wall Street 00:45
430 000 in one month jordy huhFour hundred and fucking 30...
The Wolf of Wall Street I want to stay married dad butIt's crazy out thereSome of these girls You should see themOh my godThey're fuckingThe things they're doing now popsI mean I mean it's on a whole other levelReally And they're all shaved tooGet out of here All shavenAre you - The Wolf of Wall Street 00:42
I want to stay married dad butIt's crazy out thereSome...
The Wolf of Wall Street JordyOne of these days the chickens are gonna come home to roostYou're looking at me like I'm crazyCrazy This is obsceneJordan It was obsceneIn the normal worldBut who the fuck wanted to live there - The Wolf of Wall Street 00:20
JordyOne of these days the chickens are gonna come home to...
The Wolf of Wall Street Jordan The quaaludeor lude as it is commonly referred towas first synthesized in 1951by an Indian doctor that's dots not feathersas a sedativeand was prescribed to stressed out housewives with sleep disordersBut pretty soon someone figured outthat if you - The Wolf of Wall Street 00:45
Jordan The quaaludeor lude as it is commonly referred towas...
The Wolf of Wall Street Donnie what the fuck are you doingYou piece ofYou're gonna have to excuse my friend He gets - The Wolf of Wall Street 00:16
Donnie what the fuck are you doingYou piece ofYou're...
The Wolf of Wall Street So I was um a little surprisedyou asked cristy for my numberWhy is thatAren't you marriedWell yeah but whatMarried people can't have friendsWe're gonna be friendsYeah You don't want to be my friendWe're not gonna be friends - The Wolf of Wall Street 00:33
So I was um a little surprisedyou asked cristy for my...
The Wolf of Wall Street Jordan She designs women's panties tooOh my god - The Wolf of Wall Street 00:06
Jordan She designs women's panties tooOh my god
The Wolf of Wall Street I fucked her goddamn brains outJordan Jesus lordFor 11 seconds - The Wolf of Wall Street 00:11
I fucked her goddamn brains outJordan Jesus lordFor 11...
The Wolf of Wall Street I mean her pussy was like heroin to meAnd it wasn't just about the sex eitherNaomi and I got along I mean weWe had similar interests and shit - The Wolf of Wall Street 00:11
I mean her pussy was like heroin to meAnd it wasn't...
The Wolf of Wall Street Say what you willbut the duchess did have styleShe brought in a decorator feng shul'd the whole placeShe even hired a gay ButlerThis guy was smart sophisticated professionalReally really greatIs that JasmineYes sir I tried to stump you this evening Very - The Wolf of Wall Street 01:00
Say what you willbut the duchess did have styleShe brought...
The Wolf of Wall Street An ipo is an initial public offeringIt's the first time a stock is offered for sale to the general populationNow as the firm taking the company publicwe set the initial sales pricethen sold those shares right back to our friends TheLookI know you're not - The Wolf of Wall Street 00:29
An ipo is an initial public offeringIt's the first time...
The Wolf of Wall Street Naomi Wake up you piece of shitOw Who's veniceHuh WhoWho WhoWho what are you a fucking owlWho is sheSome little hooker you were fucking last nightWhat the fuck are you talking about NoNo way baby noYou were calling her name in your sleepAre you out of - The Wolf of Wall Street 02:49
Naomi Wake up you piece of shitOw Who's veniceHuh...
The Wolf of Wall Street Oh my godyou had to deal with the golf course people tooWhat a Greek tragedy honey Oh my godYou probably had to pay them in cash with your handsWhat a fucking burdenAnd actually do some work besides swipingmy fucking credit card all day huhBecause I can't - The Wolf of Wall Street 00:30
Oh my godyou had to deal with the golf course people tooWhat...
The Wolf of Wall Street Good morning daddyWhere's my kissWheeHey sweetheartDoes daddy get a kiss from both of his little girls huhOh noNo daddy doesn't even get to touch mommyfor a very veryvery long timeDaddy's really sorry about what he said in the other roomHe didn't mean any - The Wolf of Wall Street 02:11
Good morning daddyWhere's my kissWheeHey sweetheartDoes...
The Wolf of Wall Street Does daddy get a kiss from both of his little girls huhOh noNo daddy doesn't even get to touch mommyfor a very veryvery long timeDaddy's really sorry about what he said in the other roomHe didn't mean any of itDaddy shouldn't waste his timeAnd from now - The Wolf of Wall Street 01:15
Does daddy get a kiss from both of his little girls huhOh...
The Wolf of Wall Street What the fuck is that kid doingWhat's he doingThe biggest ipo in this firm's historyWhat the fuck is he doingJanet Is he is he wearing a bow tieHow're you doingGoodYou cleaning the fish bowlI just I had a minute andYou had a minuteAnd today you needed to - The Wolf of Wall Street 01:26
What the fuck is that kid doingWhat's he doingThe...
The Wolf of Wall Street This is our golden ticketto the fucking chocolate factory right hereAnd iwanna meetWilly fucking wonka okayI wanna be with the fucking oompa loompas like this - The Wolf of Wall Street 00:13
This is our golden ticketto the fucking chocolate factory...
The Wolf of Wall Street See those little black boxesThey're called telephonesI'm gonna let you in on a little secret about these telephonesThey're not gonna dial themselves OkayWithout you they're just worthless hunks of plasticLike a loaded m16 without a trained marine to pull - The Wolf of Wall Street 00:19
See those little black boxesThey're called...
The Wolf of Wall Street And in the case of the telephoneit's up to each and every one of youmy highly trained strattonitesMy killersMy killers who will not take no for an answerMy fucking warriorswho will not hang up the phoneuntil their client either buysor fucking dies - The Wolf of Wall Street 00:27
And in the case of the telephoneit's up to each and...
The Wolf of Wall Street And if anyone here thinks I'm superficialor materialisticgo get a job at fucking McDonald's'cause that's where you fucking belong - The Wolf of Wall Street 00:11
And if anyone here thinks I'm superficialor...
The Wolf of Wall Street But before you depart this room full of winnersI want you to take a good lookat the person next to you Go onBecause sometime in the not so distant futureyou're gonna be pulling up to a red lightin your beat up old fucking pintoand that person's gonna be - The Wolf of Wall Street 00:42
But before you depart this room full of winnersI want you to...
The Wolf of Wall Street So you listen to me and you listen wellAre you behind on your credit card billsGood Pick up the phone and start dialingIs your landlord ready to evict you GoodPick up the phone and start dialingDoes your girlfriend think you're a fucking worthless - The Wolf of Wall Street 00:40
So you listen to me and you listen wellAre you behind on...
The Wolf of Wall Street You be ferociousYou be relentless All YeahYou be telephone fucking terroristsNow let's knock this motherfucker out of the park - The Wolf of Wall Street 00:14
You be ferociousYou be relentless All YeahYou be telephone...
The Wolf of Wall Street Most of the wall street jackasses that I bustthey're to the manor bornIs that right YeahTheir fathers are douchebagsjust like their fathers before themBut youYou Jordan you got this way all on your ownDid IGood for you little man Little manGood for youMe - The Wolf of Wall Street 01:01
Most of the wall street jackasses that I bustthey're to...
The Wolf of Wall Street I'm sure we'll be seeing each otherreal soon I'm sureGood luck on that subway ride hometo your miserable ugly fucking wivesI'm gonna have Heidi lick some caviar off my balls in the meantime - The Wolf of Wall Street 00:11
I'm sure we'll be seeing each otherreal soon...
The Wolf of Wall Street Fun coupons - The Wolf of Wall Street 00:03
Fun coupons
The Wolf of Wall Street Jesus ChristFuckDonnieDonnie this isn't funny You gotta untie me buddyI can't untie youThe captain tied you upHe almost fucking tasered youHe's got a fear of flyingAhDonnie He's very nervous on planes I'm sorryit's not you sweetheart don't beat yourself - The Wolf of Wall Street 00:53
Jesus ChristFuckDonnieDonnie this isn't funny You gotta...
The Wolf of Wall Street Jesus Christ I think you have a fucking drug problemWhere are the ludesWhere are the ludesThey're up my ass Don't worry about itI got it OkayThank god - The Wolf of Wall Street 00:15
Jesus Christ I think you have a fucking drug problemWhere...
The Wolf of Wall Street Chit chat Chit chat Thank you - The Wolf of Wall Street 00:37
Chit chat Chit chat Thank you
The Wolf of Wall Street How do you say rathole in British - The Wolf of Wall Street 00:04
How do you say rathole in British
The Wolf of Wall Street You're gonna mash whose fucking teeth inWhose fucking teeth are you gonna mash inI put the money on that fucking table Not youI'm the reason we have this whole fucking dealHe's got a gun you fucking idiot Fuck his gun - The Wolf of Wall Street 00:12
You're gonna mash whose fucking teeth inWhose fucking...
The Wolf of Wall Street You know what You're a fucking pill dealerI got five more just like you broKeep talking you fucking piece of shitYou know what else You dress like shitSo fuck youFucking motherfucker Oh JesusHow about that faggot Who's a faggotJordan You okay Hey pal - The Wolf of Wall Street 00:16
You know what You're a fucking pill dealerI got five...
The Wolf of Wall Street Or people looting and raping - The Wolf of Wall Street 00:09
Or people looting and raping
The Wolf of Wall Street Jordan After 15 years in storagethe lemmons had developed a delayed fuseIt took 90 minutes for these little fuckers to kick inBut once they didPowI mean I had skipped the tingle phaseand went straight to the drool phaseBo Tell me where you are Don't - The Wolf of Wall Street 00:25
Jordan After 15 years in storagethe lemmons had developed a...
The Wolf of Wall Street It's fucking good rightFucked upGet off the phoneWhat the fuck JordanYour daughter's in the house - The Wolf of Wall Street 00:16
It's fucking good rightFucked upGet off the phoneWhat...
The Wolf of Wall Street This is my home - The Wolf of Wall Street 00:18
This is my home
The Wolf of Wall Street Jordan Even though I owned 85of Steve cocksucking motherfucking Madden shoesthe shares were in his fucking name - The Wolf of Wall Street 00:09
Jordan Even though I owned 85of Steve cocksucking...