Lou Costello quotes in movies

The Noose Hangs High 00:15

She's off her feed What does she eat Her fodder

The Noose Hangs High 00:31

There's another reason why Lucky George will win

The Noose Hangs High 00:06

The guy in a white coat's coming for him and I...

The Noose Hangs High 00:14

Hiya toots Toots

The Noose Hangs High 00:09

Twenty thousand laws in this city we can't find one to...

The Noose Hangs High 00:08

By the way how is your mater and pater My mater and pater

The Noose Hangs High 00:09

A mounted fish What whoppers that guy tells Did you ever see...

The Noose Hangs High 00:06

E X l T out What makes you so dumb

The Noose Hangs High 00:08

I just want your footprints in the cement

Bud Abbott Lou Costello Meet... 00:07

This place has been searched

Bud Abbott Lou Costello Meet... 00:12

Hey where'd you get that gun

Bud Abbott Lou Costello Meet... 00:05

Who's the culprit

Bud Abbott Lou Costello Meet... 00:31

You didn't see me

Bud Abbott Lou Costello Meet... 00:22

I have a confession to make

Bud Abbott Lou Costello Meet... 00:11

Maybe you'd like to select your own means

Bud Abbott Lou Costello Meet... 00:09

It's Milford Strickland's secretary

Bud Abbott Lou Costello Meet... 00:07

Things have been awfully dead around here tonight

Bud Abbott Lou Costello Meet... 00:17

What'd she bid Grand slam

Bud Abbott Lou Costello Meet... 00:31

You're so strong

Bud Abbott Lou Costello Meet... 00:12

Were you and Relia in cahoots

Bud Abbott Lou Costello Meet... 00:06

That's right Ain't I a lucky stiff

Bud Abbott Lou Costello Meet... 00:12

I saw a hand come around the corner

Bud Abbott Lou Costello Meet... 00:04

It's a booby trap What for

Bud Abbott Lou Costello Meet... 00:12

That is the most ridiculous thing I have ever seen

Bud Abbott Lou Costello Meet... 00:25

How could you find the bodies in your room

Bud Abbott Lou Costello Meet... 00:11

I'm not gonna go down to the caverns

Bud Abbott Lou Costello Meet... 00:47

Now I'll have the handkerchief

Africa Screams 00:09

Listen Buzz I'm not gonna go over there

Africa Screams 00:07

Stanley If I draw it will you let me go home

Africa Screams 00:03

Thought you were putting something over on me

Africa Screams 00:28

I can't understand why he gets so scared

Africa Screams 00:10

I'm not afraid of nothing

Africa Screams 00:05

What are you talking about

Africa Screams 00:06

Buzz Are you all there

Africa Screams 00:06

Now I'm all alone

Africa Screams 00:23

Mr Livington what about that raise

Abbott and Costello in the... 00:16

Slave girls Slave girls

Abbott and Costello in the... 00:05

What was that They're off at Santa Anita

Bud Abbott and Lou Costello... 00:13

This is Louie the Looper

Bud Abbott and Lou Costello... 00:04

All right Tommy Nelson or whatever you are

Bud Abbott and Lou Costello... 00:42

He did a Gypsy Rose Lee

Bud Abbott and Lou Costello... 00:46

James I know I know

Bud Abbott and Lou Costello... 00:15

Tick tock

Bud Abbott and Lou Costello... 00:22

I told you not to get smart

Bud Abbott and Lou Costello... 00:17

It's Tommy Nelson

Bud Abbott and Lou Costello... 00:07

Say Tommy if we get in an accident do you bleed too

Bud Abbott and Lou Costello... 00:17

Say Tommy you didn't kill your fight manager did you

Bud Abbott and Lou Costello... 00:43

Pull over to the side

Jack and the Beanstalk 00:08

Mom mother look

Jack and the Beanstalk 00:04

Mr Dinkelpuss

Jack and the Beanstalk 00:13

The Princess We gotta save her

Jack and the Beanstalk 00:22

I'll show you what you're supposed to do

Jack and the Beanstalk 00:07

And now I'm gonna tell you

Jack and the Beanstalk 00:04

Look you seem to have some influence around here

Jack and the Beanstalk 00:44

And a good good morning to you master

Jack and the Beanstalk 00:30

You numb skull

Jack and the Beanstalk 00:07

Master master

Jack and the Beanstalk 00:05

I ever saw in my life

Jack and the Beanstalk 00:13

I fear nothing when I am in the right

Lost in Alaska 00:18

I mean nugget Joe you've got everything

Lost in Alaska 00:08

George you know my wife's an angel

Lost in Alaska 00:09

Why Mrs mcgillicuddy how charming you look

Lost in Alaska 00:16

This is the fastest dog team in the whole world

Abbott and Costello Go to Mars 00:12

Orville

Abbott and Costello Go to Mars 00:17

Orville do you know how a jet works

Abbott and Costello Go to Mars 00:10

Professor of aeronautical science

Abbott and Costello Go to Mars 00:10

Say Dr Wilson is there anything else I can do

Abbott and Costello Go to Mars 00:07

I don't wanna go to the moon

Abbott and Costello Go to Mars 00:12

Calling Experimental Laboratory

Abbott and Costello Go to Mars 00:13

Orville do you realize that we are the first persons