Lou Costello quotes in movies
Mervin Q. Milgrim
Who Done It?
Herbie Brown
Buck Privates
Benny Miller
Little Giant
Captain 'Puddin' head' Feathergill
Abbott and Costello Meet Captain Kidd
Lou Francis
Bud Abbott and Lou Costello Meet the...
Wilbur
The Philadelphia Experiment
Jack
Jack and the Beanstalk
Stanley Livington
Africa Screams
Lou Hotchkiss
Abbott and Costello in the Foreign...
Freddie Phillips
Bud Abbott Lou Costello Meet the Killer...
Clips from 'Rio Rita'
That's Entertainment, Part II
Freddie Franklin
Abbott and Costello Meet the Mummy
Chester Wooley
The Wistful Widow of Wagon Gap
Albert Mansfield
In Society
Wellington Pflug
Pardon My Sarong
Sebastian Dinwiddle
The Naughty Nineties
Willoughby
Ride 'Em Cowboy
Heathcliff
Keep 'Em Flying
Horatio Prim
The Time of Their Lives
Ferdinand Jones
Hold That Ghost
Tubby
Abbott and Costello Meet Dr Jekyll and...
George Bell
Lost in Alaska
Wilbur Gray
Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein
Pomeroy Watson
In the Navy
Private Herbie Brown
Buck Privates Come Home
Wilbur Grey in 'Abbott and Costello Meet...
Into the Night
Willie 'Tubby' Piper
Abbott and Costello Meet the Keystone...
Oliver Quackenbush
Here Come the Co eds
Weejie McCoy
Hit the Ice
Wilbert Smith
Comin' Round the Mountain






























Clips with Lou Costello
Who Done It?
00:06 You've got two more days to wait
Who Done It?
00:08 She's only got a couple of buck teeth
Who Done It?
00:04 I gotta go back upstairs and get something
Who Done It?
00:07 If you're shooting at him
Who Done It?
00:05 The line is busy
Who Done It?
00:03 I've seen better heads on malted milks
Who Done It?
00:40 Give me Alexander 2222
Who Done It?
00:05 Get me Alexander 2222
Who Done It?
00:12 I don't mind getting stabbed
Who Done It?
00:09 Don't call me Blimp
Buck Privates
00:04 What time is it
Buck Privates
00:35 Here you are
Buck Privates
00:04 What are you doing
Buck Privates
00:04 Now what about it
Little Giant
00:07 I come to sell you something you don't want
Little Giant
01:17 Do you mind if I have a piece of candy while I wait on you
Little Giant
00:25 You've got the job
Little Giant
00:21 I feel like a tin can with a dog's tail tied to it
Little Giant
00:21 Did you ever go to school
Little Giant
00:21 I penetrate people's brains and leave my mind blank
Little Giant
00:18 You shouldn't choke
Bud Abbott and Lou Costello...
00:42 He did a Gypsy Rose Lee
Bud Abbott and Lou Costello...
00:22 I told you not to get smart
Bud Abbott and Lou Costello...
00:17 It's Tommy Nelson
Bud Abbott and Lou Costello...
00:13 This is Louie the Looper
Bud Abbott and Lou Costello...
00:04 All right Tommy Nelson or whatever you are
Bud Abbott and Lou Costello...
00:46 James I know I know
Bud Abbott and Lou Costello...
00:15 Tick tock
Bud Abbott and Lou Costello...
00:43 Pull over to the side
Bud Abbott and Lou Costello...
00:17 Say Tommy you didn't kill your fight manager did you
Bud Abbott and Lou Costello...
00:07 Say Tommy if we get in an accident do you bleed too
Jack and the Beanstalk
00:13 I fear nothing when I am in the right
Jack and the Beanstalk
00:13 The Princess We gotta save her
Jack and the Beanstalk
00:30 You numb skull
Jack and the Beanstalk
00:08 Mom mother look
Jack and the Beanstalk
00:04 Look you seem to have some influence around here
Jack and the Beanstalk
00:04 Mr Dinkelpuss
Jack and the Beanstalk
00:05 I ever saw in my life
Jack and the Beanstalk
00:22 I'll show you what you're supposed to do
Jack and the Beanstalk
00:44 And a good good morning to you master
Jack and the Beanstalk
00:07 And now I'm gonna tell you
Jack and the Beanstalk
00:07 Master master
Africa Screams
00:28 I can't understand why he gets so scared
Africa Screams
00:05 What are you talking about
Africa Screams
00:07 Stanley If I draw it will you let me go home
Africa Screams
00:06 Buzz Are you all there
Africa Screams
00:09 Listen Buzz I'm not gonna go over there
Africa Screams
00:10 I'm not afraid of nothing
Africa Screams
00:03 Thought you were putting something over on me
Africa Screams
00:06 Now I'm all alone
Africa Screams
00:23 Mr Livington what about that raise
Abbott and Costello in the...
00:05 What was that They're off at Santa Anita
Abbott and Costello in the...
00:16 Slave girls Slave girls
Bud Abbott Lou Costello Meet...
00:11 Maybe you'd like to select your own means
Bud Abbott Lou Costello Meet...
00:12 Were you and Relia in cahoots
Bud Abbott Lou Costello Meet...
00:07 This place has been searched
Bud Abbott Lou Costello Meet...
00:04 It's a booby trap What for
Bud Abbott Lou Costello Meet...
00:05 Who's the culprit
Bud Abbott Lou Costello Meet...
00:31 You didn't see me
Bud Abbott Lou Costello Meet...
00:22 I have a confession to make
Bud Abbott Lou Costello Meet...
00:12 That is the most ridiculous thing I have ever seen
Bud Abbott Lou Costello Meet...
00:17 What'd she bid Grand slam
Bud Abbott Lou Costello Meet...
00:09 It's Milford Strickland's secretary
Bud Abbott Lou Costello Meet...
00:07 Things have been awfully dead around here tonight
Bud Abbott Lou Costello Meet...
00:12 Hey where'd you get that gun
Bud Abbott Lou Costello Meet...
00:06 That's right Ain't I a lucky stiff
Bud Abbott Lou Costello Meet...
00:47 Now I'll have the handkerchief
Bud Abbott Lou Costello Meet...
00:12 I saw a hand come around the corner
Bud Abbott Lou Costello Meet...
00:25 How could you find the bodies in your room




































































