Clips with Lou Costello

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Buck Privates What are you doing - Buck Privates 00:04
What are you doing
Buck Privates What time is it - Buck Privates 00:04
What time is it
Buck Privates Here you are - Buck Privates 00:35
Here you are
Buck Privates Now what about it - Buck Privates 00:04
Now what about it
In the Navy I'm gonna buy every record the Andrews Sisters ever made - In the Navy 00:04
I'm gonna buy every record the Andrews Sisters ever...
In the Navy You ever go to school stupid - In the Navy 00:05
You ever go to school stupid
Keep 'Em Flying I'm going home I forgot something - Keep 'Em Flying 00:05
I'm going home I forgot something
Keep 'Em Flying Heathcliff where are you taking that torpedo - Keep 'Em Flying 00:05
Heathcliff where are you taking that torpedo
Keep 'Em Flying No you don't want to drink - Keep 'Em Flying 00:08
No you don't want to drink
Ride 'Em Cowboy It's all our fault - Ride 'Em Cowboy 00:09
It's all our fault
Ride 'Em Cowboy Help me milk this cow - Ride 'Em Cowboy 00:08
Help me milk this cow
Who Done It? If you're shooting at him - Who Done It? 00:07
If you're shooting at him
Who Done It? She's only got a couple of buck teeth - Who Done It? 00:08
She's only got a couple of buck teeth
Who Done It? I don't mind getting stabbed - Who Done It? 00:12
I don't mind getting stabbed
Who Done It? I gotta go back upstairs and get something - Who Done It? 00:04
I gotta go back upstairs and get something
Who Done It? You've got two more days to wait - Who Done It? 00:06
You've got two more days to wait
Who Done It? The line is busy - Who Done It? 00:05
The line is busy
Who Done It? Give me Alexander 2222 - Who Done It? 00:40
Give me Alexander 2222
Who Done It? I've seen better heads on malted milks - Who Done It? 00:03
I've seen better heads on malted milks
Who Done It? Don't call me Blimp - Who Done It? 00:09
Don't call me Blimp
In Society How's the plumbing business - In Society 00:05
How's the plumbing business
In Society I never told you fellows this - In Society 00:45
I never told you fellows this
In Society He ain't dead lady he's hidin' - In Society 00:04
He ain't dead lady he's hidin'
In Society Gentlemen your bath is drawn - In Society 00:07
Gentlemen your bath is drawn
In Society Well sir if I may start undressing you now - In Society 00:24
Well sir if I may start undressing you now
Here Come the Co eds You know I really don't like dancing - Here Come the Co eds 00:09
You know I really don't like dancing
The Naughty Nineties Now it don't look nice chewing gum in that suit - The Naughty Nineties 00:05
Now it don't look nice chewing gum in that suit
The Naughty Nineties Strange as it may seem - The Naughty Nineties 00:40
Strange as it may seem
The Naughty Nineties Well go ahead and tell me who - The Naughty Nineties 00:39
Well go ahead and tell me who
The Naughty Nineties Don't change the players around - The Naughty Nineties 00:39
Don't change the players around
The Naughty Nineties What is the fellow's name on third base - The Naughty Nineties 00:41
What is the fellow's name on third base
The Naughty Nineties Third base - The Naughty Nineties 00:41
Third base
The Naughty Nineties You got a catcher yes - The Naughty Nineties 00:48
You got a catcher yes
The Naughty Nineties Now who's got it Naturally - The Naughty Nineties 00:32
Now who's got it Naturally
The Naughty Nineties Then who gets it - The Naughty Nineties 00:45
Then who gets it
Little Giant I come to sell you something you don't want - Little Giant 00:07
I come to sell you something you don't want
Little Giant I feel like a tin can with a dog's tail tied to it - Little Giant 00:21
I feel like a tin can with a dog's tail tied to it
Little Giant Did you ever go to school - Little Giant 00:21
Did you ever go to school
Little Giant You've got the job - Little Giant 00:25
You've got the job
Little Giant I penetrate people's brains and leave my mind blank - Little Giant 00:21
I penetrate people's brains and leave my mind blank
Little Giant Do you mind if I have a piece of candy while I wait on you - Little Giant 01:17
Do you mind if I have a piece of candy while I wait on you
Little Giant You shouldn't choke - Little Giant 00:18
You shouldn't choke
The Time of Their Lives Oh Horatio do my kisses thrill you that much - The Time of Their Lives 00:09
Oh Horatio do my kisses thrill you that much
The Time of Their Lives I need help - The Time of Their Lives 00:05
I need help
The Time of Their Lives Here's a horse pistol - The Time of Their Lives 00:06
Here's a horse pistol
The Time of Their Lives Look I don't want all those people coming up here - The Time of Their Lives 00:10
Look I don't want all those people coming up here
The Time of Their Lives You know no self respecting ghosts - The Time of Their Lives 00:09
You know no self respecting ghosts
The Time of Their Lives Thomas danbury s memoirs - The Time of Their Lives 00:05
Thomas danbury s memoirs
The Time of Their Lives Number please - The Time of Their Lives 00:07
Number please
The Time of Their Lives Melody it's cuthbert - The Time of Their Lives 00:08
Melody it's cuthbert
The Time of Their Lives Zounds - The Time of Their Lives 00:06
Zounds
The Time of Their Lives Oh be patient with me Horatio - The Time of Their Lives 00:11
Oh be patient with me Horatio
The Time of Their Lives Then if the tinker had a letter from George Washington - The Time of Their Lives 00:13
Then if the tinker had a letter from George Washington
The Time of Their Lives Odsbodkins and copper pots - The Time of Their Lives 00:03
Odsbodkins and copper pots
The Time of Their Lives Horatio why can't I see him - The Time of Their Lives 00:13
Horatio why can't I see him
The Time of Their Lives Odsbodkins we're all mixed up - The Time of Their Lives 00:14
Odsbodkins we're all mixed up
The Wistful Widow of Wagon Gap Mrs Hawkins marriage is nothing but a three ring circus - The Wistful Widow of Wagon Gap 00:10
Mrs Hawkins marriage is nothing but a three ring circus
The Wistful Widow of Wagon Gap Mrs Hawkins marriage is nothing but a three ring circus - The Wistful Widow of Wagon Gap 00:10
Mrs Hawkins marriage is nothing but a three ring circus
The Wistful Widow of Wagon Gap That wild goose chase of yours - The Wistful Widow of Wagon Gap 00:06
That wild goose chase of yours
The Wistful Widow of Wagon Gap We stop the stage - The Wistful Widow of Wagon Gap 00:08
We stop the stage
The Noose Hangs High I never hurt anybody I'm Dr Richards the painless dentist - The Noose Hangs High 00:08
I never hurt anybody I'm Dr Richards the painless...
The Noose Hangs High I'm nervous when I handle money I get nervous when I don't - The Noose Hangs High 00:05
I'm nervous when I handle money I get nervous when I...
The Noose Hangs High You take the 50 000 They'll never suspect you - The Noose Hangs High 00:08
You take the 50 000 They'll never suspect you
The Noose Hangs High It's a long story I don't like them - The Noose Hangs High 00:07
It's a long story I don't like them
The Noose Hangs High Wait a minute boys Put that floor back where it belongs - The Noose Hangs High 00:05
Wait a minute boys Put that floor back where it belongs
The Noose Hangs High We're as honest as the day is long That includes daylight saving - The Noose Hangs High 00:06
We're as honest as the day is long That includes...
The Noose Hangs High No Now she's indisposed We'll see her in there - The Noose Hangs High 00:05
No Now she's indisposed We'll see her in there
The Noose Hangs High Let's see that's the sum of I wish we had some of it back - The Noose Hangs High 00:05
Let's see that's the sum of I wish we had some of...
The Noose Hangs High We'll bet on Lolly C at 30 to 1 30 to 1 - The Noose Hangs High 00:08
We'll bet on Lolly C at 30 to 1 30 to 1
The Noose Hangs High I am Brutus Fellows Romans and countrymen who would like to buy a dope sheet Eight winners for 1 - The Noose Hangs High 00:09
I am Brutus Fellows Romans and countrymen who would like to...