Clips with Louis C.K.

Lucky Louie S01 • E01 'cause god is dead and we're alone - Lucky Louie 00:12
'cause god is dead and we're alone
The Invention of Lying This is the most amazing night of my entire life - The Invention of Lying 00:07
This is the most amazing night of my entire life
Louie S04 • E08 If you didn't screw the cow she's not your cow - Louie 00:10
If you didn't screw the cow she's not your cow
Louie S04 • E08 If you didn't screw the cow she's not your cow - Louie
If you didn't screw the cow she's not your cow
American Hustle What's the end of the ice fishing story I'm not telling youI'll call your brother and find out My brother's deadThat's how it ends He fell through the fucking iceNo that's not He died a different way many years later - American Hustle 00:14
What's the end of the ice fishing story I'm not...
Blue Jasmine Not bad taste for a philistine businessman huh - Blue Jasmine 00:05
Not bad taste for a philistine businessman huh
Blue Jasmine I'm scared HalPaula said the reason Howard is leaving Global Innovationsis he's not comfortable with business practices from a legal standpointHoward Trask is such a pussy No noWhat do you think I have lawyers for He didn't wanna wind up in jail - Blue Jasmine 00:18
I'm scared HalPaula said the reason Howard is leaving...
Blue Jasmine I never slept with anyone the first night before you knowYeah that But dancing with yougot me all hot and bothered so you knowWell you were so sexyI mean I knew right away that you were gonna be good in bedI knew it Did youI said to myself you knowYou - Blue Jasmine 00:49
I never slept with anyone the first night before you...
Blue Jasmine Oh God I'd better get backMy lunch hour's almost overBut we You know what We have time thoughFor what Let's go in the back seatAgain Yeah come onJesus what are you It's justAre you one of those sex addicts I am for you Come on - Blue Jasmine 00:18
Oh God I'd better get backMy lunch hour's almost...
Blue Jasmine Amy This is differentThis is seriousLisette and I are in loveWha WhatAre you crazyI'm sorry but I need you to hear what I'm saying Lisette and I are in loveWhat does that mean What does that stupidity even meanIt means that we are making plans for the - Blue Jasmine 01:05
Amy This is differentThis is seriousLisette and I are in...
The Secret Life of Pets Oh DukeDuke Katie is notKatie's gonna be so upset when she sees thatKatie's gonna flip outWhen she sees how you trashed her whole placeOh it's just one vaseIs it Duke Is itOh that's a shameWhat are you doingWhoa what am I doingNothing I'm a cute little - The Secret Life of Pets 01:03
Oh DukeDuke Katie is notKatie's gonna be so upset when...
The Secret Life of Pets The smell is disgustingly good - The Secret Life of Pets 00:06
The smell is disgustingly good
The Secret Life of Pets Maybe the legend of dogs coming from wolves is just wrongMaybe one puppy asked his mom Where did we come fromAnd the mom said WoofAnd the kid was like Oh wolvesAnd she was like Yeah fine - The Secret Life of Pets 00:14
Maybe the legend of dogs coming from wolves is just...
The Secret Life of Pets Why did you bring me here MaxWait a minute This is my faultI was trying to help youYou were trying to get rid of meYou know what Duke I don't need thisI'll see you laterGotchaCome on settle downGo home Max - The Secret Life of Pets 00:24
Why did you bring me here MaxWait a minute This is my faultI...
The Secret Life of Pets Hey heyUh Gidget wait upOh hi MaxYeah Hi UmPlay it coolYeah II just wanted toLookHave you ever lived across from someone your whole lifebut you don't really appreciate them untilI don't knowUntil they're beating up dozens of animals on the Brooklyn - The Secret Life of Pets 00:37
Hey heyUh Gidget wait upOh hi MaxYeah Hi UmPlay it coolYeah...
Louis C.K. at the Dolby God doesn't hate you 'cause you're gay - Louis C.K. at the Dolby 00:16
God doesn't hate you 'cause you're gay
Trumbo Look I know what I am Okay - Trumbo 00:37
Look I know what I am Okay
Horace and Pete S01 • E02 Don't worry about what I charge him - Horace and Pete 01:49
Don't worry about what I charge him
Horace and Pete S01 • E07 I have been around long enough to know - Horace and Pete 00:35
I have been around long enough to know