Clips with Luke Spencer Roberts

Phoenix Forgotten Hey Dad what's the secret to making a great burger - Phoenix Forgotten 00:19
Hey Dad what's the secret to making a great burger
Phoenix Forgotten GUESTS". A' Happy birthday, dear Sophie a' - Phoenix Forgotten 00:14
GUESTS". A' Happy birthday, dear Sophie a'
Phoenix Forgotten (player whirring) - Phoenix Forgotten 00:14
(player whirring)
Phoenix Forgotten - We gotta-- Right? Come on. - JOSH: Are you kidding me? Dad! - Phoenix Forgotten 00:04
- We gotta-- Right? Come on. - JOSH: Are you kidding me? Dad...
Phoenix Forgotten STEVE: Josh, put the camera down - Phoenix Forgotten 00:04
STEVE: Josh, put the camera down
Phoenix Forgotten They went just over the valley toward South Mountain - Phoenix Forgotten 00:09
They went just over the valley toward South Mountain
Phoenix Forgotten JOSH: Peeeeeew. Peeeew. - Phoenix Forgotten 00:04
JOSH: Peeeeeew. Peeeew.
Phoenix Forgotten - JOSH: You think they'll attack? - And if that happ-- - Phoenix Forgotten 00:07
- JOSH: You think they'll attack? - And if that happ--
Phoenix Forgotten - JOSH: Yeah. - ASHLEY: So maybe you should ask me - Phoenix Forgotten 00:05
- JOSH: Yeah. - ASHLEY: So maybe you should ask me
Phoenix Forgotten - It-It's from the Bible. - JOSH: Oh. Yeah. Definitely not. - Phoenix Forgotten 00:05
- It-It's from the Bible. - JOSH: Oh. Yeah. Definitely ...
Phoenix Forgotten - JOSH: Okay. - They're going to have rocks - Phoenix Forgotten 00:08
- JOSH: Okay. - They're going to have rocks
Phoenix Forgotten JOSH: So when the Phoenix Lights happened, were people calling and asking? - Phoenix Forgotten 00:04
JOSH: So when the Phoenix Lights happened, were people calli...
Phoenix Forgotten - I'm open-- - JOSH: The bearded Galileo Society - Phoenix Forgotten 00:07
- I'm open-- - JOSH: The bearded Galileo Society
Phoenix Forgotten JOSH: "Ancient UFO sightings." - Phoenix Forgotten 00:06
JOSH: "Ancient UFO sightings."
Phoenix Forgotten JOSH: That's totally a spaceship. - Phoenix Forgotten 00:04
JOSH: That's totally a spaceship.
Phoenix Forgotten (shuddering) Okay tO 9°- - Phoenix Forgotten 00:06
(shuddering) Okay tO 9°-
Phoenix Forgotten JOSH: I don't want to seem ungrateful for all the help, - Phoenix Forgotten 00:05
JOSH: I don't want to seem ungrateful for all the help,
Phoenix Forgotten JOSH: Are you serious? What, are you scared of sky people? - Phoenix Forgotten 00:04
JOSH: Are you serious? What, are you scared of sky people?
Phoenix Forgotten (laughs) - Phoenix Forgotten 00:06
(laughs)
Phoenix Forgotten How do we get there? (laughs) - Phoenix Forgotten 00:08
How do we get there? (laughs)
Phoenix Forgotten (thump) - Phoenix Forgotten 00:06
(thump)
Phoenix Forgotten NEWSREADER (on TV): ...phenomenon has returned. - Phoenix Forgotten 00:07
NEWSREADER (on TV): ...phenomenon has returned.
Phoenix Forgotten ...a mysterious "V" formation that flew from west to east. - Phoenix Forgotten 00:12
...a mysterious "V" formation that flew from west ...
Phoenix Forgotten (car doors closing) - Phoenix Forgotten 00:07
(car doors closing)
Phoenix Forgotten JOSH: Okay, so this is the first sighting right above South Mountain. - Phoenix Forgotten 00:06
JOSH: Okay, so this is the first sighting right above South ...
Phoenix Forgotten - Whoa, whoa, watch out! -(thuds) - Phoenix Forgotten 00:06
- Whoa, whoa, watch out! -(thuds)
Phoenix Forgotten - MARK: You. -(Ashley laughs) - Phoenix Forgotten 00:07
- MARK: You. -(Ashley laughs)
Phoenix Forgotten (yelps) - Phoenix Forgotten 00:06
(yelps)
Phoenix Forgotten - JOSH: Okay. Okay. -(explosion) - Phoenix Forgotten 00:05
- JOSH: Okay. Okay. -(explosion)
Phoenix Forgotten - What was that? - ASHLEY: I don't-- - Phoenix Forgotten 00:05
- What was that? - ASHLEY: I don't--
Phoenix Forgotten (Mark and Ashley laugh) - Phoenix Forgotten 00:05
(Mark and Ashley laugh)
Phoenix Forgotten JOSH: Like our parents don't ever find out, - Phoenix Forgotten 00:05
JOSH: Like our parents don't ever find out,
Phoenix Forgotten - Ahl - (A h '. s ley giggles) - Phoenix Forgotten 00:07
- Ahl - (A h '. s ley giggles)
Phoenix Forgotten You know what? If you're lucky, we can talk "co." - Phoenix Forgotten 00:06
You know what? If you're lucky, we can talk "co.&q...
Phoenix Forgotten (horn blares in distance) - Phoenix Forgotten 00:06
(horn blares in distance)
Phoenix Forgotten (panting) - Phoenix Forgotten 00:05
(panting)
Phoenix Forgotten (humming) - Phoenix Forgotten 00:05
(humming)
Phoenix Forgotten (Ashley screaming) - Phoenix Forgotten 00:05
(Ashley screaming)
Phoenix Forgotten - JOSH: Like circles? - No, dumb-ass. Like rings. - Phoenix Forgotten 00:05
- JOSH: Like circles? - No, dumb-ass. Like rings.
Phoenix Forgotten (static on radio) - Phoenix Forgotten 00:06
(static on radio)
Phoenix Forgotten OKZIY- - Phoenix Forgotten 00:05
OKZIY-
Phoenix Forgotten (all scream) - Phoenix Forgotten 00:06
(all scream)
Phoenix Forgotten JOSH: Adrenaline. It's why your mouth tastes weird. - Phoenix Forgotten 00:04
JOSH: Adrenaline. It's why your mouth tastes weird.
Phoenix Forgotten (both grunting) - Phoenix Forgotten 00:05
(both grunting)
Phoenix Forgotten (rumbling) - Phoenix Forgotten 00:04
(rumbling)
Phoenix Forgotten - ASHLEY: Mark! - JOSH: And he's go-- - Phoenix Forgotten 00:06
- ASHLEY: Mark! - JOSH: And he's go--
Phoenix Forgotten Get 'em. Where's-- Where's-- - Phoenix Forgotten 00:05
Get 'em. Where's-- Where's--
Phoenix Forgotten OKZIY- - Phoenix Forgotten 00:06
OKZIY-
Phoenix Forgotten (thump) - Phoenix Forgotten 00:05
(thump)
Phoenix Forgotten Josh'? - Phoenix Forgotten 00:07
Josh'?
The Package Why do those cover your belly button but not your balls - The Package 00:12
Why do those cover your belly button but not your balls
The Package If I was a dick where would I be You are a dick That shouldn't be hard - The Package 00:06
If I was a dick where would I be You are a dick That...
The Package It's a fucking mushroom dude - The Package 00:07
It's a fucking mushroom dude
The Package Whose idea was it to set off the fireball - The Package 00:07
Whose idea was it to set off the fireball
The Package What have you done to my son - The Package 00:07
What have you done to my son
The Package Two water sanitation workers just came into the hospital with his dick - The Package 00:23
Two water sanitation workers just came into the hospital...