Clips with Mackenzie Crook

Pirates of the Caribbean: The... We know you're here poppetPoppet Come outWe promise we won't hurt you EhWe will find you poppetYou've got something of ours and it calls to usThe gold calls to usThe goldHello poppetParleyWhatParley I invoke the right of parleyAccording to the code of the - Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl 01:08
We know you're here poppetPoppet Come outWe promise we...
Pirates of the Caribbean: The... I invoke the right of parley - Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl 00:31
I invoke the right of parley
Pirates of the Caribbean: The... Par partner Pardoner ParleyThat's the one ParleyParleyPadeyDamn to the depths whatever muttonhead thought up parleyThat would be the French - Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl 00:19
Par partner Pardoner ParleyThat's the one...
Pirates of the Caribbean: The... My name is Will Turner - Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl 00:25
My name is Will Turner
Pirates of the Caribbean: The... You knew William TurnerOl' bootstrap bill We knew himNever sat well with bootstrap what we did to Jack sparrowthe mutiny and allHe said it wasn't right with the codeThat's why he sent off a piece of the treasure to you as it wereHe said we deserved to be - Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl 01:12
You knew William TurnerOl' bootstrap bill We knew...
Pirates of the Caribbean: The... Whoo Stop that I already feel like a foolYou look nice thoughI look nice - Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl 00:14
Whoo Stop that I already feel like a foolYou look nice...
Pirates of the Caribbean: The... Bloody pirates - Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl 00:23
Bloody pirates
The Brothers Grimm You've got range - The Brothers Grimm 00:24
You've got range
The Brothers Grimm I do believe I've soiled myself - The Brothers Grimm 00:07
I do believe I've soiled myself
Churchill: The Hollywood Years I've half a mind to give you a knee trembler right now - Churchill: The Hollywood Years 00:07
I've half a mind to give you a knee trembler right now
Sex Lives of the Potato Men What happened here - Sex Lives of the Potato Men 03:23
What happened here
The Merchant of Venice Who bid you call - The Merchant of Venice 00:15
Who bid you call
Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead... You know you can't read It's the Bible You get credit for trying - Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest 00:06
You know you can't read It's the Bible You get...
Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead... And salvaging is saving in a manner of speakingThere's the truth of it - Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest 00:07
And salvaging is saving in a manner of speakingThere's...
Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead... Don't bite it Haul loose the mooring lineHe's got me eye He won't give it backHow'd you get it back last time Excellent Our work's half done - Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest 00:11
Don't bite it Haul loose the mooring lineHe's got...
Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead... He's got me eye - Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest 00:04
He's got me eye
Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead... You know of Davy JonesyesA man of the seaA great sailoruntil he run afoul of that which vex all menWhat vexes all menWhat indeedThe sea SumsThe dichotomy of good and evilA womanA womanHe fell in loveNo no no no I heard it was the sea he fell in love - Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest 01:25
You know of Davy JonesyesA man of the seaA great sailoruntil...
Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead... And I don't think it's kracken anyways I always heard it said kraykenWith a long aNo no no no no no no Krocken is how it's pronounced in Scandinavianand kracken is closer to thatWe ain't Scandinavians are we KraykenIt's a mythological creature I can calls - Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest 00:20
And I don't think it's kracken anyways I always...
Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead... I could join the circus - Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest 00:05
I could join the circus
Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead... How'd this go all screwy Well each wants the chest for hisselfMr Norrington I think is trying to regain a bit of honorold Jack's looking to trade it save his own skinthen Turner there I think he's trying to settle some unresolved business'twixt him and - Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest 00:21
How'd this go all screwy Well each wants the chest for...
Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead... You're pulling too hard - Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest 00:05
You're pulling too hard
Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead... The Pearl is gonealong with its captainAyeAnd already the world seems a bit less brightHe fooled us all right till the endbut I guess that honest streak finally won outTo Jack SparrowNever another like Captain Jack He was a gentleman of fortune he wasHe - Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest 02:23
The Pearl is gonealong with its captainAyeAnd already the...
In Secret It's always the quiet ones in the corner that you have to keep an eye on - In Secret 00:06
It's always the quiet ones in the corner that you have...
Land of the Blind Sir will you have someone come and refill my water dish - Land of the Blind 00:09
Sir will you have someone come and refill my water dish
Pirates of the Caribbean: At... There's more'n one way to live forever - Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End 00:40
There's more'n one way to live forever
Pirates of the Caribbean: At... None of that If things don't go the way we want - Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End 00:07
None of that If things don't go the way we want
Pirates of the Caribbean: At... No one said anything about cold - Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End 00:50
No one said anything about cold
Pirates of the Caribbean: At... We're good and lost now - Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End 01:03
We're good and lost now
Pirates of the Caribbean: At... What are you doin' - Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End 00:50
What are you doin'
Pirates of the Caribbean: At... I wonder what would happen if you dropped a cannonball on one of them - Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End 00:10
I wonder what would happen if you dropped a cannonball on...
Pirates of the Caribbean: At... So he wasn't always tentacle y - Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End 00:09
So he wasn't always tentacle y
Pirates of the Caribbean: At... He's rocking the ship - Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End 00:10
He's rocking the ship
Pirates of the Caribbean: At... We can still use them as clubs - Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End 00:14
We can still use them as clubs
Pirates of the Caribbean: At... It's a cephalopod - Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End 00:13
It's a cephalopod
Pirates of the Caribbean: At... Just like you said - Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End 00:08
Just like you said
Pirates of the Caribbean: At... That can't How did - Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End 00:06
That can't How did
Pirates of the Caribbean: At... I release you from your human bonds - Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End 00:57
I release you from your human bonds
Pirates of the Caribbean: At... Oh that key - Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End 00:06
Oh that key
I Could Never Be Your Woman Sigourney Weaver Hag - I Could Never Be Your Woman 00:35
Sigourney Weaver Hag
City of Ember This rope I I I got lost I'm sorry - City of Ember 00:11
This rope I I I got lost I'm sorry
The Adventures of Tintin How could you let them escapeFind them Find them bothDon't worry we'll kill them sir NoYou can kill the boy Not HaddockWhat He's just a hopeless old soakWe should've killed him long sinceYou think it's an accident that I chose Haddock's ship Haddock's - The Adventures of Tintin 00:44
How could you let them escapeFind them Find them...
The Adventures of Tintin Idiots You idiots What have you doneWe killed them boss like you wantedNo Not like I wanted I needed Haddock aliveWait a minute boss There are two boats missingSo that one must have been a decoyThey're onto us and our destinationFind them Make absolutely - The Adventures of Tintin 00:37
Idiots You idiots What have you doneWe killed them boss like...
Cheerful Weather for the... There's one in every family - Cheerful Weather for the Wedding 00:05
There's one in every family
Cheerful Weather for the... Can't be easy being a good father - Cheerful Weather for the Wedding 00:09
Can't be easy being a good father
One Chance You're the lucky one Paul - One Chance 00:14
You're the lucky one Paul