Clips with Marcus Chong

The Matrix We're supposed to start with these programs firstThat's major boring shit Let's do something more funHow aboutcombat trainingJujitsuI'm going to learn jujitsuHoly shitHey Mikey I think he likes itHow about some moreHell yesHell yeah - The Matrix 00:46
We're supposed to start with these programs...
The Matrix Tank: WE GOT TROUBLE. - The Matrix 00:06
Tank: WE GOT TROUBLE.
The Matrix How are we doing TankPower off lineEMP armedand ready EMPElectromagnetic pulseDisables any electrical system in the blast radiusIt's the only weapon we have against the machines - The Matrix 00:26
How are we doing TankPower off lineEMP armedand ready...
The Matrix THERE YOU GO BUDDY BREAKFAST OF CHAMPIONS IF YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES IT ALMOST FEELS LIKE YOU'RE EATING RUNNY EGGS YEAH OR A BOWL OF SNOT Mouse DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT REALLY REMINDS ME OF TASTEE WHEAT DID YOU EVER EAT TASTEE WHEAT NO BUT TECHNICALLY NEITHER DID - The Matrix 00:45
THERE YOU GO BUDDY BREAKFAST OF CHAMPIONS IF YOU CLOSE YOUR...
The Matrix Here you go buddy Breakfast of championsClose your eyes it feels like you're eating runny eggsOr a bowl of snotYou know what it reminds me ofTastee Wheat Did you ever eat Tastee WheatNo but technically neither did youThat's exactly my point ExactlyBecause - The Matrix 00:43
Here you go buddy Breakfast of championsClose your eyes it...
The Matrix Tank: GOT HIM. - The Matrix 00:10
Tank: GOT HIM.
The Matrix Look into his eyesthose big pretty eyesand tell meyesor noYes NoI don't believe itBelieve it or not you piece of shit you're still going to burn - The Matrix 00:25
Look into his eyesthose big pretty eyesand tell meyesor...
The Matrix I don't believe itBelieve it or not you piece of shit you're still going to burn - The Matrix 00:09
I don't believe itBelieve it or not you piece of shit...
The Matrix Neo this has to be done Does itI don't knowThis can't be just coincidence WhatThe OracleShe told me this would happenShe told me that I would have to make a choiceWhat choiceWhat are you doing I'm going inNo you're not I have toNeo Morpheus sacrificed - The Matrix 01:31
Neo this has to be done Does itI don't knowThis...
The Matrix Okay so what do you needBesides a miracleGunsLots of guns - The Matrix 00:09
Okay so what do you needBesides a miracleGunsLots of guns
The Matrix Okay so what do you need Besides a miracle Guns Lots of guns - The Matrix 00:09
Okay so what do you need Besides a miracle Guns Lots of guns
The Crow: Wicked Prayer We haven't seen the last of War - The Crow: Wicked Prayer 00:10
We haven't seen the last of War
The Crow: Wicked Prayer War doesn't determine who's right - The Crow: Wicked Prayer 00:06
War doesn't determine who's right