Clips with Mark Wahlberg

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The Union That guy who thinks he's Gary Oldman He's full of shit - The Union 00:05
That guy who thinks he's Gary Oldman He's full of...
The Union What do you need - The Union 00:06
What do you need
2 Guns Maggie, your hot homemade doughnuts, they any good? - 2 Guns 00:33
Maggie, your hot homemade doughnuts, they any good?
2 Guns MAGGIE: What's goin' on? - 2 Guns 00:49
MAGGIE: What's goin' on?
2 Guns It's not very sporting manAt least give the chickens a chance to shoot back - 2 Guns 00:06
It's not very sporting manAt least give the chickens a...
2 Guns They're torturing chickens manWhat are you eatin'A chicken - 2 Guns 00:07
They're torturing chickens manWhat are you eatin'A...
2 Guns Just 'cause you put your finger in your belly button - 2 Guns 00:09
Just 'cause you put your finger in your belly button
2 Guns STIG: Bye, chica. - 2 Guns 00:12
STIG: Bye, chica.
2 Guns BOBBY Did you just wink at himI did wink at him 'cause he's my bitch now - 2 Guns 00:05
BOBBY Did you just wink at himI did wink at him 'cause...
2 Guns If Papi knew we were even talkin' about rippin' off Tres Crucesit would be our heads in that bag next to the potato saladNo way Our two heads would never fit in a bag that small - 2 Guns 00:11
If Papi knew we were even talkin' about rippin'...
2 Guns STIG: Come on, man, let's hit the bank. - 2 Guns 00:29
STIG: Come on, man, let's hit the bank.
2 Guns Purpose for your visit to Mexico? - 2 Guns 00:19
Purpose for your visit to Mexico?
2 Guns STIG: Yup, that's Papi's chubby little kid right there. - 2 Guns 00:39
STIG: Yup, that's Papi's chubby little kid right...
2 Guns How are you brother I miss you man I miss you man - 2 Guns 00:05
How are you brother I miss you man I miss you man
2 Guns STIG: All right, what do you want, clown or Frankie? - 2 Guns 00:07
STIG: All right, what do you want, clown or Frankie?
2 Guns All right, everybody sit down. - 2 Guns 00:32
All right, everybody sit down.
2 Guns STIG: Showtime! - 2 Guns 00:09
STIG: Showtime!
2 Guns STIG: Holy shit! - 2 Guns 00:23
STIG: Holy shit!
2 Guns You go ahead, I'll get the rest. - 2 Guns 00:16
You go ahead, I'll get the rest.
2 Guns STIG: Pick up, Bobby. - 2 Guns 00:09
STIG: Pick up, Bobby.
2 Guns STIG: Huh. - 2 Guns 00:36
STIG: Huh.
2 Guns All right - 2 Guns 00:12
All right
2 Guns Easy, old man, get in there. - 2 Guns 00:57
Easy, old man, get in there.
2 Guns Hey, pull over! - 2 Guns 00:07
Hey, pull over!
2 Guns I guess we can both talk to him at the same timeWhat like we're workin' togetherNo not like we're working togetherNo like we're workin' in the same vicinityTogether In the same area codeTogether The same county - 2 Guns 00:15
I guess we can both talk to him at the same timeWhat like...
2 Guns You remember my prize breeding bull. - 2 Guns 00:17
You remember my prize breeding bull.
2 Guns $43 million! - 2 Guns 00:41
$43 million!
2 Guns STIG: You know what they say, talk softly and carry an M-4 with a grenade launcher. - 2 Guns 00:14
STIG: You know what they say, talk softly and carry an M-4...
2 Guns You and Mr. - 2 Guns 00:28
You and Mr.
2 Guns I'm capable of coming up with a plan - 2 Guns 00:50
I'm capable of coming up with a plan
2 Guns You fight for the guy that's fighting next to you - 2 Guns 00:23
You fight for the guy that's fighting next to you
Date Night This is Natanya - Date Night 00:36
This is Natanya
Date Night I met her in Tel Aviv doing some consulting for the Mossad - Date Night 00:10
I met her in Tel Aviv doing some consulting for the Mossad
Date Night Wow Where'd you get all this stuff - Date Night 00:10
Wow Where'd you get all this stuff
Date Night Hey Hey yo yo I'll be down in a minute - Date Night 00:11
Hey Hey yo yo I'll be down in a minute
The Other Guys Stop humming that songI can hum if I want to No I know you canI'm asking you to stopWell if you're asking then I'll stop Thank youCould you not smile like thatNow you're asking me to mask my emotions because of how it makes you feelThat I will not - The Other Guys 00:44
Stop humming that songI can hum if I want to No I know you...
The Other Guys It's a bad time Bob - The Other Guys 00:03
It's a bad time Bob
The Other Guys You know what I just didI just walked out that door saw a couple detectivesand I was about to start bad mouthing you behind your backbut I stopped myself because my pops taught methat a man who talks behind somebody's back is a cowardWow I actually - The Other Guys 00:15
You know what I just didI just walked out that door saw a...
The Other Guys No You don't have to No I don't like youI think you're a fake copThe sound of your piss hitting the urinal It sounds feminineIf we were in the wild I would attack youEven if you weren't in my food chain I would go out of my way to attack youIf I were a - The Other Guys 01:39
No You don't have to No I don't like youI think...
The Other Guys I know it's very temptingYou want to impress your friendsBut this is serious stuff we're dealing with okayThis is firing your weapon in the line of dutyOfficer HoitzOh manCome on Here we goWould you like to shareNo I'd rather notOfficer Hoitz you've been - The Other Guys 00:30
I know it's very temptingYou want to impress your...
The Other Guys You cost me 20 grand on that game Douche bagCost the city a championshipI was being groomed for a top position in homicideNow I'm stuck with a desk jockey partner Everybody calls me the Yankee ClipperBecause you shot Derek JeterHe's a biracial angelYou - The Other Guys 00:17
You cost me 20 grand on that game Douche bagCost the city a...
The Other Guys Hey Terry I did it I did my first desk popIt's a real thing rightA desk pop YeahNo that's not realThey were so convincing in their argument they swung me - The Other Guys 00:14
Hey Terry I did it I did my first desk popIt's a real...
The Other Guys I am a peacock You gotta let me fly - The Other Guys 00:05
I am a peacock You gotta let me fly
The Other Guys Look at these two jamokes would you One shot Jeter and the other shot an officeHave some decorum We're at a funeralYou wanna dance brolioI will rock your body with big nasty hooks You'll be pissing blood out of your assThat's horribleWhy don't you step - The Other Guys 00:27
Look at these two jamokes would you One shot Jeter and the...
The Other Guys I didn't need you to stick up for me okay I could've handled that myselfHey don't flatter yourself It's the partner's code I had no choice - The Other Guys 00:09
I didn't need you to stick up for me okay I...
The Other Guys You're not gonna shoot me I won'tNo I shot JeterThat was an accident Was itNow move Okay - The Other Guys 00:09
You're not gonna shoot me I won'tNo I shot...
The Other Guys What the hell is thisIt's my car It's a PriusI feel like we're literally driving around in a vagina - The Other Guys 00:10
What the hell is thisIt's my car It's a PriusI...
The Other Guys You feel that Allen That tingling in your ballsBig metal butterflies fluttering around in your stomachAre you sure you don't have testicular cancerI got something to get you goingLet's go do some damageNopeWhat the hell is thatLRB Little River BandThis - The Other Guys 00:27
You feel that Allen That tingling in your ballsBig metal...
The Other Guys Did you yell America when you hit the acceleratorNope No NoI've never actually put my foot all the way downto the ground with the accelerator like thatIt got me slightly aroused - The Other Guys 00:17
Did you yell America when you hit the acceleratorNope No...
The Other Guys You don't think I'm a real cop do youNo I don't I've said that directly to your face numerous timesI was really honest about that - The Other Guys 00:07
You don't think I'm a real cop do youNo I...
The Other Guys That hurts man - The Other Guys 00:04
That hurts man
The Other Guys I think we've walked 30 blocks manI don't get why we can't just call the office and have a squad car come pick us upNo They took our shoes our guns and our carThere's no way that's going out on the radio - The Other Guys 00:14
I think we've walked 30 blocks manI don't get why...
The Other Guys Look if we're gonna do this together there's some issues we need to settle okayI mean you said I had a weak chin You said the way I pee is feminineHow do you think that makes me feelI mean that list you have you put a lot of thought in It's weirdI hear - The Other Guys 00:45
Look if we're gonna do this together there's some...
The Other Guys Financial profiling That's crazy He broke the law and we arrested himThat wasn't a security team He said Don't let these people take meI mean when you hear hooves you think horses not zebrasWhat about donkeys or deerThey have hooves What about bovine - The Other Guys 00:26
Financial profiling That's crazy He broke the law and...
The Other Guys Okay so I put together a little bio complete with pictures of Mr David ErshonI used Adobe Premiere I like to do a little weekend editingI recently just cut three minutes out of GoodfellasDavid Ershon is currently the CEO of Ershon ConsortiumWho's that - The Other Guys 00:50
Okay so I put together a little bio complete with pictures...
The Other Guys Hi You must be TerryI'm sorry I've been hiding honey but this dinner was trickyWho are you I'm Dr Sheila Gamble his wifeCome on seriously Who is that His old ladySweetie it's a workstation Got itAnd you come in here dressed like a hobo it's distractingI - The Other Guys 00:37
Hi You must be TerryI'm sorry I've been hiding...
The Other Guys What would you rather bea bear or a dogI don't care I wanna bea bear dog Half dog half bear'Cause that way I could live in the housebut I still get to make a doodie out in the woods - The Other Guys 00:20
What would you rather bea bear or a dogI don't care I...
The Other Guys I don't get it man I just do not get itI mean that girl Christinith was seriously hotYour wife is crazy hotI mean even that Brazilian security chick she threw you a Do me vibeWhat is it with you and hot ladiesFirst off my wife is cute but she's not - The Other Guys 00:22
I don't get it man I just do not get itI mean that girl...
The Other Guys Nobody leaves our house without making love to my wifeIs that him YeahOh my God they came out of nowhereHoly shit They chased us 20 miles - The Other Guys 00:09
Nobody leaves our house without making love to my wifeIs...
The Other Guys Francine is this guy bothering youWho's this your new boyfriend Great You got a new boyfriendHe is my dance partner Terry OkayI know that this is a big surprisebut there are other things in the world besides being a cop OkayNow if you will excuse me I'm - The Other Guys 01:11
Francine is this guy bothering youWho's this your new...
The Other Guys Hey I didn't know you could danceWe used to do those dance moves to make fun of guys when we were kidsshow them how queer they were okayYou learned to dance like that sarcastically Yeah I guess - The Other Guys 00:14
Hey I didn't know you could danceWe used to do those...
The Other Guys I can't hear I can't hearThere's blood blisters on my handsOh my GodHow do they walk away in movies without flinchingwhen it explodes behind themThere's no way I call bullshit on thatWhen they flew the Millennium Falcon outside of the Death Starand it was - The Other Guys 00:28
I can't hear I can't hearThere's blood...
The Other Guys You lose that battle - The Other Guys 00:18
You lose that battle
The Other Guys Remember us hotshot Of course I do Please sitThere she blowsTwo of those Russian waters please No lime wedges just cucumberGuess where we just came from An explosion at your accounting officeYes that awful gas leakGas leak The only gas leak is the one - The Other Guys 00:46
Remember us hotshot Of course I do Please sitThere she...
The Other Guys We're gonna do good cop bad cop OkayIt's the oldest game in the book for a reason it worksI come strong then you come inYou got it YeahI come strong then you come in Right Got itNow you listen to me you piece of shitIt's just you and me and I'm gonna rip - The Other Guys 01:05
We're gonna do good cop bad cop OkayIt's the...
The Other Guys They took my shoes again man What the hell is it with taking shoes - The Other Guys 00:06
They took my shoes again man What the hell is it with taking...
The Other Guys Wait How many times did I explicitly say to you Lay off ErshonTerry Captain wants to knowhow many times has he asked us to lay off ErshonTwiceTwice Terry says twice I agree - The Other Guys 00:15
Wait How many times did I explicitly say to you Lay off...
The Other Guys Fellows I'm sure you're familiar with the venerable DA RadfordHe wanted to come down and pay us a visitHello gentlemenHello sir HeyYou know I was talking to Gene here He prefers CaptainYes I was talking to Gene here and you know it's funnyI don't know - The Other Guys 00:43
Fellows I'm sure you're familiar with the...
The Other Guys Hey guysThere's a proxy vote for a big reinvestment of the pension coming upso if you just wanna come by the old Damn it BobLet me ask you somethingWhat do you even do around here besides interrupt peopleWell I serve as treasurer to the unionI make a - The Other Guys 00:38
Hey guysThere's a proxy vote for a big reinvestment of...
The Other Guys Is this man bothering you Are you actually having sex with this creepTerry he's gay OkayHe's even wearing a T shirt that says I'm gay - The Other Guys 00:11
Is this man bothering you Are you actually having sex with...