Clips with Marlon Wayans

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Above the Rim Damn G I didn't know you was uncircumcised - Above the Rim 00:12
Damn G I didn't know you was uncircumcised
Above the Rim He like Daffy Duck with his beak shot off - Above the Rim 00:06
He like Daffy Duck with his beak shot off
Above the Rim 'Yo Kyle tell this funny looking nigga' - Above the Rim 01:09
'Yo Kyle tell this funny looking nigga'
The Wayans Bros. S03 • E09 She males - The Wayans Bros. 00:07
She males
The Wayans Bros. S03 • E11 I was reading the trades the other day - The Wayans Bros. 00:12
I was reading the trades the other day
Don't Be a Menace to... Stay away from there Everybody in the hood's been up with her - Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood 00:08
Stay away from there Everybody in the hood's been up...
Don't Be a Menace to... She wants me Why you keep wastin' your time with that trick - Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood 01:06
She wants me Why you keep wastin' your time with that...
Don't Be a Menace to... Hey I'm talkin' to you How much for this candy bar - Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood 00:11
Hey I'm talkin' to you How much for this candy bar
Don't Be a Menace to... Man can you hook me up with directions to Crenshaw man - Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood 00:26
Man can you hook me up with directions to Crenshaw man
Don't Be a Menace to... Yo pass that shit - Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood 00:05
Yo pass that shit
Don't Be a Menace to... I can understand how a pretty girl like yourself might make a man a little sick - Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood 00:09
I can understand how a pretty girl like yourself might make...
Don't Be a Menace to... Hey girl the Dog don't bite unless you ask him - Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood 00:06
Hey girl the Dog don't bite unless you ask him
Don't Be a Menace to... Never forget man - Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood 00:25
Never forget man
Don't Be a Menace to... Say man don't be giving that little kid no alcohol - Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood 00:15
Say man don't be giving that little kid no alcohol
Scary Movie Shorty you are so loudAnd make sure you take your behind to class todayI do be going to class Lunch is not a class ShortyIt is when you got the munchiesSee that's why you such a dumb ass Your motherYou my brother That's your mother too jackassOh yeah Well - Scary Movie 00:31
Shorty you are so loudAnd make sure you take your behind to...
Scary Movie What can you tell us about Drew Well she had the fat ass - Scary Movie 00:07
What can you tell us about Drew Well she had the fat ass
Scary Movie Yo son Its like I seen this all beforeThey had a killer at your old high school ShortyNo it was in this movie ScreamSame dialogue and everything This is ill - Scary Movie 00:12
Yo son Its like I seen this all beforeThey had a killer at...
Scary Movie I'm gonna slash and gash Cut another hole in your assI spill blood on the walls then play tennis with your ballsIf the phone rings don't answer the callGonna slit your throat fuck you like a goatPeel your foreskin off and make a winter coat PeaceYoThat - Scary Movie 00:24
I'm gonna slash and gash Cut another hole in your assI...
Scary Movie There's ass blood and guts everywhereSomeone done gone crazy sonWe all go a little crazy sometimes Bobby noOh shit sonOh my GodCindy he shot me in the lungsYou wanna hit this shit - Scary Movie 00:26
There's ass blood and guts everywhereSomeone done gone...
Requiem for a Dream Ma Come on Ma Why do you have to make a big deal outta this - Requiem for a Dream 00:06
Ma Come on Ma Why do you have to make a big deal outta this
Requiem for a Dream I got no one to - Requiem for a Dream 00:05
I got no one to
Requiem for a Dream Shit California here we comeIt's Florida Ty FloridaShit man California FloridaEither way your pale ass getting a tan man - Requiem for a Dream 00:12
Shit California here we comeIt's Florida Ty FloridaShit...
Dungeons & Dragons You don't like it do you Good I can use every ounce - Dungeons & Dragons 00:06
You don't like it do you Good I can use every ounce
Dungeons & Dragons Come on You said this was going to be easy - Dungeons & Dragons 00:31
Come on You said this was going to be easy
Dungeons & Dragons She must have put some kind of holding spell on us with that bracelet - Dungeons & Dragons 00:17
She must have put some kind of holding spell on us with that...
Dungeons & Dragons Bidet Bedarra Bedarra Alinor salla bedarra - Dungeons & Dragons 00:27
Bidet Bedarra Bedarra Alinor salla bedarra
Dungeons & Dragons I got a new name for dumb Ridley This is the Ridleyest thing - Dungeons & Dragons 00:06
I got a new name for dumb Ridley This is the Ridleyest thing
Dungeons & Dragons You ok We gotta save Marina - Dungeons & Dragons 00:15
You ok We gotta save Marina
Dungeons & Dragons What you hate so much - Dungeons & Dragons 00:39
What you hate so much
The Ladykillers What do you think - The Ladykillers 09:48
What do you think
The Ladykillers Damn skippy And this brings us to Lump - The Ladykillers 00:08
Damn skippy And this brings us to Lump
The Ladykillers Perhaps if you apologized to the man and gave him flowers - The Ladykillers 00:27
Perhaps if you apologized to the man and gave him flowers
The Ladykillers Gave him flowers - The Ladykillers 00:28
Gave him flowers
The Ladykillers You brought your bitch to the Waffle Hut - The Ladykillers 00:12
You brought your bitch to the Waffle Hut
The Ladykillers Fuck you and the Swiss Miss - The Ladykillers 00:06
Fuck you and the Swiss Miss
The Ladykillers Do you know who the Freedom Riders were MacSam - The Ladykillers 00:38
Do you know who the Freedom Riders were MacSam
The Ladykillers The Freedom Riders - The Ladykillers 00:38
The Freedom Riders
The Ladykillers It's like that dude whose wife cut his dick off - The Ladykillers 00:23
It's like that dude whose wife cut his dick off
The Ladykillers You let the cat out - The Ladykillers 03:11
You let the cat out
The Ladykillers No extra share - The Ladykillers 00:48
No extra share
The Ladykillers I B S You be what - The Ladykillers 00:04
I B S You be what
The Ladykillers I B S You be what - The Ladykillers 00:04
I B S You be what
The Ladykillers Did you just fart - The Ladykillers 00:06
Did you just fart
The Ladykillers It was Literature - The Ladykillers 00:06
It was Literature
The Ladykillers Motherfuck Yes - The Ladykillers 01:04
Motherfuck Yes
The Ladykillers Munson has rather complicated the situation - The Ladykillers 01:06
Munson has rather complicated the situation
The Ladykillers She reminds me of my mama - The Ladykillers 00:06
She reminds me of my mama
White Chicks I'm Kevin Copeland - White Chicks 00:51
I'm Kevin Copeland
White Chicks Hey baby Don't ''hey baby'' mel can't believe you have me sitting here all night worried about youAll night Babyit's only 8 00Look after work me and Kevin went down to the bar and had a couple of drinksl know l called the bar They said you left at 7 45l - White Chicks 01:48
Hey baby Don't ''hey baby'' mel...
White Chicks And teach him how to say ''Quiero Taco Bell '' - White Chicks 00:04
And teach him how to say ''Quiero Taco Bell...
White Chicks Sorry They're newDr Dorfman did an amazing job They feel so realHi Yeah l just l need a credit card pleaseAnd some lD pleaseCredit card lDl'm so fricking pissedMa'am l First of alll go to Dr Dorfman He totally messes up my nose jobl ask him to make me - White Chicks 01:57
Sorry They're newDr Dorfman did an amazing job They...
White Chicks Look who just flew in from the slums of Beverly Hillslt's The Beverly Ho billiesSqueeze me No you didn'tl'm sorry but we just saw your new videoThey had a screening over at Saks Fifth Avenuein the security officeA klept ho maniacYour mother shops at - White Chicks 01:34
Look who just flew in from the slums of Beverly...
White Chicks Look King Kong Why don't you take you and your 1980 pickup linesclimb the Empire State Building beat on your big old monkey chestand then jump off Excuse me - White Chicks 00:12
Look King Kong Why don't you take you and your 1980...
White Chicks But that don't mean l got to go with Buffy the White Girl Slayer - White Chicks 00:05
But that don't mean l got to go with Buffy the White...
White Chicks You hit like a bitch Come on - White Chicks 00:05
You hit like a bitch Come on
White Chicks Daddy why are you doing thisDaddy didn't tell you He's brokeWhat do you mean brokeLike Martha Stewart broke or MC Hammer brokeMC Hammer broke No - White Chicks 00:15
Daddy why are you doing thisDaddy didn't tell you...
White Chicks The deception The betrayal man You deceived meCalm down l'm an FBl agent l was uncovering aNegro pleaseDidn't somebody tell you this was an all white partySomeone get this jigaboo away from me - White Chicks 00:17
The deception The betrayal man You deceived meCalm down...
White Chicks Hey girlsSo you guys were pretending to be them the entire timeYes we were But we was only doing our jobl hope you guys aren't too pissed off at usWe're so bummedWe liked Brittany and Tiffanyso much more when you were themSo much moreSo l guess this means - White Chicks 00:43
Hey girlsSo you guys were pretending to be them the entire...
Little Man Baby up up - Little Man 00:04
Baby up up
Little Man Nursey nursey You want to nursey - Little Man 00:06
Nursey nursey You want to nursey
Norbit Norbit Buster's a guest in our homeHow dare you insinuate something like thatYeah OrbitHow dare you insinuate something such like thatYou know I am actually offended by your accusization you understand - Norbit 00:16
Norbit Buster's a guest in our homeHow dare you...
G I Joe: The Rise of Cobra Captain Hauser Mr McCullen requires a signatureNot gonna explode is itThey're not weaponized yet and the kill switches are insideAll the same I'd avoid potholes if I were you - G I Joe: The Rise of Cobra 00:11
Captain Hauser Mr McCullen requires a signatureNot gonna...
G I Joe: The Rise of Cobra All right ladies Mount up - G I Joe: The Rise of Cobra 00:03
All right ladies Mount up
G I Joe: The Rise of Cobra What about you He doesn't speakWhy He doesn't say - G I Joe: The Rise of Cobra 00:06
What about you He doesn't speakWhy He doesn't say
G I Joe: The Rise of Cobra Looks like your mission is complete here DukeWhen you move them she's gonna come after you You know that rightAnd with her intel and toys she'll find youWhat's your pointYou're going after her first and we want inGeneral it was our team that got wasted - G I Joe: The Rise of Cobra 00:20
Looks like your mission is complete here DukeWhen you move...
G I Joe: The Rise of Cobra Do you love my boyAlways and forever - G I Joe: The Rise of Cobra 00:08
Do you love my boyAlways and forever
G I Joe: The Rise of Cobra Standing in front of you are Delta 6 Accelerator suitsWhat does it accelerate YouIt'll make you run faster jump higher and hit harder than any of your enemiesLet's suit up - G I Joe: The Rise of Cobra 00:14
Standing in front of you are Delta 6 Accelerator suitsWhat...
G I Joe: The Rise of Cobra Look I think you and me got off on the wrong footSee I'm attracted to you And you you're attracted to meAnd him the damn Zen masterhe creeps me out What I'm trying to say isWe're attracted to each other Thank youThat's what you're saying It's not what I'm - G I Joe: The Rise of Cobra 00:41
Look I think you and me got off on the wrong footSee...
G I Joe: The Rise of Cobra I got you I got youNice save slick Come ondon't start being all nice to me now Gotta go - G I Joe: The Rise of Cobra 00:09
I got you I got youNice save slick Come ondon't start...
G I Joe: The Rise of Cobra Thousands of miles across and 10 stories thickLocating McCullen's base will be like finding a needle in a coal mineHaystack RightHaystack in a coal mine - G I Joe: The Rise of Cobra 00:12
Thousands of miles across and 10 stories thickLocating...