Clips with Martin Lawrence

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Do the Right Thing Peace y'all - Do the Right Thing 00:16
Peace y'all
Do the Right Thing Damn man it ain't safe in our own fucking neighborhood - Do the Right Thing 00:25
Damn man it ain't safe in our own fucking neighborhood
House Party Kid we had your back - House Party 00:06
Kid we had your back
House Party Kick that bitch to the curb and let me ride - House Party 00:15
Kick that bitch to the curb and let me ride
House Party You so soft and comfy like my Hush Puppies - House Party 00:36
You so soft and comfy like my Hush Puppies
House Party 2 Yo Kid Play come up here Rack some shots boys - House Party 2 00:26
Yo Kid Play come up here Rack some shots boys
Bad Boys I don't eat flesh - Bad Boys 00:38
I don't eat flesh
Bad Boys Where are your cup holders I don't have oneWhat do you mean 80 000 for this car and there's no cup holderIt's 105 000 and it's one of the fastest production cars on Earth0 to 60 in 4 secondsIt's a limited edition You damn right it's limitedNo cup holder - Bad Boys 00:26
Where are your cup holders I don't have oneWhat do you...
Bad Boys What do you mean 80 000 for this car and there's no cup holder - Bad Boys 00:06
What do you mean 80 000 for this car and there's no cup...
Bad Boys It's a limited edition You damn right it's limitedNo cup holder no back seatIt's a shiny dick with two chairs in itI guess we the balls just dragging the fuck along - Bad Boys 00:13
It's a limited edition You damn right it's...
Bad Boys I ain't Wesley SnipesI just hang out with stupid ass friends who drive stupid ass carsthat attract fucking attentionI need to jump over this car and smack you in the headYou're arguing over a fry It's not about thatIt's about your lack of respect for - Bad Boys 00:39
I ain't Wesley SnipesI just hang out with stupid ass...
Bad Boys I'm a better cop when I get some in the morningI feel lighter on my feet - Bad Boys 00:07
I'm a better cop when I get some in the morningI feel...
Bad Boys Don't I don't know where your lips were last nightDid you have a date last night Did ILet me tell you This girl wasDon't tell my son your sleazy sex storiesI only tell your husband my sleazy sex storiesI don't want him knowing either It gives him ideasWhy - Bad Boys 00:27
Don't I don't know where your lips were last...
Bad Boys Gone This is badNo let me call it what it is this is fucked up - Bad Boys 00:07
Gone This is badNo let me call it what it is this is fucked...
Bad Boys You guys know Captain Sinclair Internal Affairs' top watchdogI'd take that as a compliment but I know youIf you two want to get personal I could step out - Bad Boys 00:13
You guys know Captain Sinclair Internal Affairs' top...
Bad Boys Where were y'all last nightHave your cousins bring it back and we can all get some sleepWe were going to but we came up with a problemYour mama snorted up all the dope - Bad Boys 00:12
Where were y'all last nightHave your cousins bring it...
Bad Boys O'Fee is okay but has nothing to tell usSo they kill a decoy it empties the station Very smartBut they don't kill a real cop or the whole force would be on themThis was your case You're back on itSanchez Ruiz back them up with whatever they need - Bad Boys 00:17
O'Fee is okay but has nothing to tell usSo they kill a...
Bad Boys But wait a second It was Carrera's drugs in the first place rightIt couldn't have been him he was killed in prison What about his crewThose idiots don't have the precision to do thisBut just in case I'm wrong check them outYeah they would have been up in - Bad Boys 00:30
But wait a second It was Carrera's drugs in the first...
Bad Boys That's cold So's your mama's bed - Bad Boys 00:04
That's cold So's your mama's bed
Bad Boys Trying to keep my shit quick - Bad Boys 00:04
Trying to keep my shit quick
Bad Boys HelloWe're your new neighborsDon't be alarmed We're NegroesNo man Too much bass in your voiceThat scares white folks Sound like themWe were wondering if we can borrow some brown sugar - Bad Boys 00:18
HelloWe're your new neighborsDon't be alarmed...
Bad Boys We're your new neighbors - Bad Boys 00:04
We're your new neighbors
Bad Boys No man Too much bass in your voiceThat scares white folks Sound like themWe were wondering if we can borrow some brown sugar - Bad Boys 00:11
No man Too much bass in your voiceThat scares white folks...
Bad Boys You know whatI'm so sick of this bullshitI'm supposed to apologize for my family leaving me moneyAll I ever wanted to be was a copI get up early and I take it to the max every dayI'm the first guy through the door and the last to leave a crime sceneSo - Bad Boys 00:58
You know whatI'm so sick of this bullshitI'm...
Bad Boys I've just seen my best friend murderedI'll only talk to Mike LowreyWhy only Mike Lowrey I have a detective hereNone of your fucking business I talk to Lowrey or I blow townMike phone TelephoneHe's coming right now Hold on pleaseTalk to her I ain't got - Bad Boys 00:36
I've just seen my best friend murderedI'll only...
Bad Boys DamnShitWhy am I tripping on shit I know is there - Bad Boys 00:09
DamnShitWhy am I tripping on shit I know is there
Bad Boys And you don't even have your wedding ring onDamnI went undercoverand so it required taking off the ring for a secondBut I got the ring Look I just put my hand in my pocket to get itand it's right back onDamnCan I get a pillow - Bad Boys 00:26
And you don't even have your wedding ring onDamnI went...
Bad Boys The good news is l got a witness - Bad Boys 00:16
The good news is l got a witness
Bad Boys See what happens when you go off without me You get into shitOh please like shit don't happen when you're thereThat ain't the point - Bad Boys 00:10
See what happens when you go off without me You get into...
Bad Boys But until thenuntil thenyou are Mike LowreyYou be him that's what you areYou're him I don't want to hear it And you You be youBut not in front of her You're him you're you - Bad Boys 00:17
But until thenuntil thenyou are Mike LowreyYou be him...
Bad Boys Please Married life is easy You only got one woman to satisfyYo manwe ain't the Cosbys - Bad Boys 00:11
Please Married life is easy You only got one woman to...
Bad Boys Mike please man Can you go down and have a Coke - Bad Boys 00:05
Mike please man Can you go down and have a Coke
Bad Boys I don't eat fleshWhatThat's flesh that you'reshoveling in your mouthThat was a living breathing creature It probably had a nameIt's just bolognaMy bologna has a first nameActually your bologna has about 30 namesbecause they take odd parts from all - Bad Boys 01:10
I don't eat fleshWhatThat's flesh that...
Bad Boys I'm tired of this witnessI want my life the way it wasI'm tired I got married so I could stop lyingI can't believe you're complainingYou got it easy compared to me living in that zoo you call homeWhy you call my place a zooI'm tired of you You want to - Bad Boys 00:29
I'm tired of this witnessI want my life the way it...
Bad Boys Are there any other totally hystericalhalf naked women popping by that I should know aboutShe was naked Titties were out a little bitYou threw Yvette out nakedMy wife would hateShe hates womanizersI don't believe Something's wrong with youYou don't - Bad Boys 00:30
Are there any other totally hystericalhalf naked women...
Bad Boys Budweiser Feel like I had a million of themWhat's up motherfucker - Bad Boys 00:19
Budweiser Feel like I had a million of themWhat's up...
Bad Boys What am I smelling Just driveWhat am I smelling EtherExtremely flammable etherOh shitGoddamnYou the manYou the man tonightHow you pick an ice cream truck that's a bomb - Bad Boys 00:18
What am I smelling Just driveWhat am I smelling...
Bad Boys I'm not understanding I really don't Shut upDo you just attract violence Shut the fuck up - Bad Boys 00:08
I'm not understanding I really don't Shut upDo you...
Bad Boys I blow you Then I blow youBlow me What the fuck No hump me that's all right - Bad Boys 00:08
I blow you Then I blow youBlow me What the fuck No hump me...
Bad Boys Do you see the emotion I'm going through That means this is seriousThat means me and this motherfucker is not vibing right now - Bad Boys 00:10
Do you see the emotion I'm going through That means...
Bad Boys I'm gone Freeze bitchYou freeze bitchOh shit I'm fuckedNow back upPut the gun down And get me a pack of tropical fruit BubbliciousAnd some Skittles - Bad Boys 00:18
I'm gone Freeze bitchYou freeze bitchOh shit I'm...
Bad Boys I got 1 5 bullets in this gun Mike - Bad Boys 00:27
I got 1 5 bullets in this gun Mike
Bad Boys You made me think you were going to shoot meI was - Bad Boys 00:06
You made me think you were going to shoot meI was
Bad Boys You don't sit your lanky ass down bottom lineI will knock you the fuck out What's wrong with you - Bad Boys 00:09
You don't sit your lanky ass down bottom lineI will...
Bad Boys You forgot your boarding pass - Bad Boys 00:04
You forgot your boarding pass
Bad Boys He steals our shitkidnaps Julieshoots at my wife We beating him down - Bad Boys 00:09
He steals our shitkidnaps Julieshoots at my wife We beating...
Life Hey we're looking for Slim - Life 01:42
Hey we're looking for Slim
Life I think he's hurt pretty bad - Life 00:36
I think he's hurt pretty bad
Life I don't believe this 'before Abe' shit - Life 00:05
I don't believe this 'before Abe' shit
Life I don't even know who this come from - Life 00:35
I don't even know who this come from
Life Looks like Jonsey got his walking papers - Life 00:08
Looks like Jonsey got his walking papers
Life You'd probably slow me down anyway Said which - Life 00:06
You'd probably slow me down anyway Said which
Life No Don't pass your corn bread to him - Life 00:28
No Don't pass your corn bread to him
Life I ain't gonna be ironing Maybe I ought to eat your corn bread - Life 00:32
I ain't gonna be ironing Maybe I ought to eat your corn...
Life Let's keep what mind you got focused - Life 00:35
Let's keep what mind you got focused
Life I'm finally wrapping my mind around this whole concept - Life 00:34
I'm finally wrapping my mind around this whole concept
Life Round about 1972 - Life 00:28
Round about 1972
Life Round about 1972 - Life 00:40
Round about 1972
Life As a pair of fur lined bedroom slippers - Life 00:36
As a pair of fur lined bedroom slippers
Life Oh Damn one of my toes in the bottle - Life 00:07
Oh Damn one of my toes in the bottle
Life What you laughin' about What's so funny - Life 00:20
What you laughin' about What's so funny
Life Oh yard boy - Life 00:15
Oh yard boy
Life You've been on the farm for quite a spell haven't you - Life 00:30
You've been on the farm for quite a spell haven't...
Life I'm going to sleep Why don't you - Life 00:15
I'm going to sleep Why don't you
Life I hope your ass piss the bed with that weak ass bladder of yours - Life 00:09
I hope your ass piss the bed with that weak ass bladder of...
Life Now don't touch this car - Life 00:11
Now don't touch this car
Life Now you're sure it was him - Life 00:09
Now you're sure it was him
Life Is there any truth in what this man is saying - Life 00:16
Is there any truth in what this man is saying
Life It's a perfect plan We're out - Life 00:12
It's a perfect plan We're out
Bad Boys II They're getting away - Bad Boys II 00:15
They're getting away