Martin Lawrence quotes in movies

Blue Streak 00:20

Eddie check this out

Blue Streak 00:23

One belt one shoelace

Blue Streak 00:06

What you gonna do with one shoelace Let me in on the secret

Blue Streak 00:29

Did you eat the whole time I was in there

Blue Streak 00:06

You're not my man You lie You told me you were a banker

Blue Streak 00:10

They got to protect and serve The police got to eat too

Blue Streak 00:07

I'm an officer of the law

Blue Streak 00:09

Who the hell are you

Blue Streak 00:06

Stop eating cold cuts because it's seeping through your...

Blue Streak 00:11

When was the last time you got all up on this thing

Blue Streak 00:13

This is the police Move your busted ass vehicle

Blue Streak 00:23

Put them on the noodles Chicken or beef

Blue Streak 00:15

Why are you hitting mom and pop stores anyway

Blue Streak 00:06

What is it

Blue Streak 00:05

What is it with you and the heating ducts sir

Blue Streak 00:24

What I'm about to tell you is classified

Blue Streak 00:07

I'm over my head No I'm over your head

Blue Streak 00:37

All right detective

Blue Streak 00:19

We can't get out of here okay They got cops everywhere

Blue Streak 00:16

You wanna prove you aren't a cop

Blue Streak 00:09

You don't wanna go to jail in Mexico

Blue Streak 00:05

There you go Let me get that from you

Blue Streak 00:05

I'm a federale

Blue Streak 00:06

I can't believe so much bad shit can happen on such a...

Big Momma's House 00:14

I done seen a lot of scary shit in my day

Big Momma's House 00:18

It's so good to see you Big Momma

Big Momma's House 00:27

Ben if you wanna get with me

Big Momma's House 00:10

Most attackers seek out people who look like they can't...

Big Momma's House 00:04

Oh my damn

Big Momma's House 00:16

So Granny thinks she got game Oh yes I got game

Big Momma's House 00:44

I remember when I was a little girl and it used to storm...

Big Momma's House 00:21

I've been waitin' on this moment ever since I...

National Security 00:15

Shit Hey

National Security 00:04

He must've grew up in a white neighborhood

Open Season 00:09

Oh I get it You're like a pet

Open Season 00:22

The Woo Hoo bar

Open Season 00:06

Hello idiot It's Elliot

Open Season 00:10

Yeah and the giraffes

Open Season 00:04

You're in big trouble mister

Open Season 00:18

You got me in enough trouble Hey I You saved my life

Open Season 00:08

Where's home It's gone

Open Season 00:22

Lost your way to Sunday school pal

Open Season 00:08

Hey Boog look No hands

Open Season 00:06

All right fishies give it up for Boog

Open Season 00:19

Don't look now but I see a little bush with your name...

Open Season 00:05

The woods is no place for a bear

Open Season 00:06

Things are looking up Giselle

Open Season 00:36

Ian's right I'm a loser

Open Season 00:09

Elliot this is the same dang dam We've been going in...

Open Season 00:07

Look at me I'm too pretty to die

Open Season 00:08

Now when I'm a bearskin rug they can walk all over me

Open Season 00:14

Hey Is this a private fight or can anybody join

Big Momma's House 2 00:15

Malcolm all the talks we had about having the baby

Big Momma's House 2 00:04

Boy you are two kinds of crazy

Big Momma's House 2 00:06

Don't worry Big Momma got that I got it

Big Momma's House 2 00:12

If you had checked the peg board you would've seen

Wild Hogs 00:10

In my day the lady stayed home Not the lazy man

Wild Hogs 00:38

You call The Firm Yeah men's room

Wild Hogs 00:33

Thanks Woody

Wild Hogs 00:04

Well what has your wife ever made us

Wild Hogs 00:52

Ever wake up and wonder what happened to your life

Wild Hogs 00:38

Groans Hey Oh Boy my ass is sore

Wild Hogs 00:17

Oh it's Whoa it's cold

Wild Hogs 00:08

I think we better get out of here

Wild Hogs 00:05

Does anybody else get that pre rape feeling

Wild Hogs 00:37

The minute I laid eyes on you Look at the four of you

Wild Hogs 00:04

And you guys are gonna hit the road and go back

Wild Hogs 00:07

Come on The trip is over 'cause some tattooed bullies...

Wild Hogs 00:23

Tires squealing Come on Let's go

Wild Hogs 00:24

She is perfect You like the waitress