Clips with Martin Starr

Kicking & Screaming We're gonna have a Half caff - Kicking & Screaming 00:47
We're gonna have a Half caff
Knocked Up Thanks for the free money bitch - Knocked Up 00:04
Thanks for the free money bitch
Knocked Up You guys aren't allowed to make fun of me It's not part of the rulesMartin why didn't you just listen to mewhen I was explaining the rulesYou just looked at me with that blank stare of yoursIt was like talkin' to a wax statue - Knocked Up 00:13
You guys aren't allowed to make fun of me It's not...
Knocked Up I'm glad I'm not a Jew - Knocked Up 00:12
I'm glad I'm not a Jew
Knocked Up You stay here Stay here Why'Cause your face looks like a vaginaDickHey which one's the sisterHey Crockett You still partyin' with Tubbs these daysCome on man I'm gettin' it from all angles hereI don't like it anymore I know I don't eitherWas it weird when - Knocked Up 00:38
You stay here Stay here Why'Cause your face looks like...
Knocked Up It was really awkward - Knocked Up 00:21
It was really awkward
Knocked Up Well fuck me in the beard - Knocked Up 00:04
Well fuck me in the beard
Knocked Up What happened We got pinkeyeWere you givin' each other butterfly kisses or somethin'Mocking Laugh Very funny That's not how you get pinkeyeYou get it from poo particles makin' their way into your ocular cavitiesHey Ben How's it goin' YoUm I farted on - Knocked Up 00:50
What happened We got pinkeyeWere you givin' each other...
Knocked Up You ever get so boredyou just stare at your ballsI bet you do late John Lennon Chuckles - Knocked Up 00:10
You ever get so boredyou just stare at your ballsI bet you...
Adventureland Let's get this over with - Adventureland 00:43
Let's get this over with
Adventureland What's the point of being a writer or an artist anyway - Adventureland 02:06
What's the point of being a writer or an artist anyway
Adventureland We pay little Malaysian kids 10 cents a day to make these toys - Adventureland 00:09
We pay little Malaysian kids 10 cents a day to make these...
Adventureland They got you working on Games - Adventureland 00:19
They got you working on Games
Adventureland So your life must be utter shit - Adventureland 00:10
So your life must be utter shit
Adventureland That was a whole corndog - Adventureland 00:06
That was a whole corndog
Adventureland Look at the shape of her ass - Adventureland 00:31
Look at the shape of her ass
Adventureland A little more than 40 of these fish are dead - Adventureland 00:10
A little more than 40 of these fish are dead
Adventureland I am amazed at how tiny my paycheck is - Adventureland 00:09
I am amazed at how tiny my paycheck is
Adventureland Jesus Fucking Christ - Adventureland 00:11
Jesus Fucking Christ
Adventureland I can play it safe - Adventureland 00:24
I can play it safe
Adventureland What are you majoring in - Adventureland 00:24
What are you majoring in
Adventureland You're so strong ish - Adventureland 00:18
You're so strong ish
Adventureland He told my parents - Adventureland 00:31
He told my parents
Adventureland I hit that thing dead on - Adventureland 00:07
I hit that thing dead on
Adventureland Hey is it because of Sue What - Adventureland 00:41
Hey is it because of Sue What
This Is the End All right everybody listen up Listen upWho took my fucking cell phone manMartin empty your pockets WhatI saw you in the bathroom man Somebody dial my phoneShut the fuck up It's unbelievableIt's unacceptable after all the coke I've wasted on you peopleI've - This Is the End 00:25
All right everybody listen up Listen upWho took my fucking...
Tulsa King S01 • E06 [phone ringing] - Tulsa King 00:12
[phone ringing]
Playing It Cool There's a reason that Romeo killed himself Suicide was the best option for this guy - Playing It Cool 00:28
There's a reason that Romeo killed himself Suicide was...
Spider Man: Homecoming I don't know I gotta check my calendar firstI got a hot date with Black Widow coming upThat is falseWhat'd I tell you about using the bell for comedic purposes - Spider Man: Homecoming 00:12
I don't know I gotta check my calendar firstI got a hot...
Spider Man: Homecoming Excuse me can we go alreadyI was hoping to get in some protesting in front of an embassy before dinnerProtesting is patriotic Let's get on the bus - Spider Man: Homecoming 00:10
Excuse me can we go alreadyI was hoping to get in some...
Spider Man: Homecoming I couldn't bear to lose a student on a school tripNot again - Spider Man: Homecoming 00:07
I couldn't bear to lose a student on a school tripNot...
The Lifeguard Do you remember that red one piece bathing suit she used to wear - The Lifeguard 00:07
Do you remember that red one piece bathing suit she used to...
The Lifeguard What I really needed to have fun tonight - The Lifeguard 00:42
What I really needed to have fun tonight
The Lifeguard What is wrong with you - The Lifeguard 00:12
What is wrong with you
Silicon Valley S05 • E03 BERTRAM GILFOYLE: Something's wrong with your "frunk". - Silicon Valley 00:32
BERTRAM GILFOYLE: Something's wrong with your "fru...
Operator But I would like to go back to being your wife and not your science experiment - Operator 00:16
But I would like to go back to being your wife and not your...
Spider Man: Far from Home Did I tell you how my wife pretended to Blip outTurns out she ran off with a guy in her hiking groupWe had a fake funeral for herWell the funeral was real because I thought she was really dead - Spider Man: Far from Home 00:13
Did I tell you how my wife pretended to Blip outTurns out...
Spider Man: Far from Home Spider Man could take him What do you think it isBeing a man of sciencewitches - Spider Man: Far from Home 00:11
Spider Man could take him What do you think it isBeing a man...
Spider Man: Far from Home Just making the roundsSee if anyone needs any counseling after today's traumatic eventsNo we'll be okay We're fine Thank youGreat because I'm I'm not qualified to actually - Spider Man: Far from Home 00:13
Just making the roundsSee if anyone needs any counseling...
Spider Man: Far from Home Is no one else going to acknowledge how crazy this isOh yeah I get itThere's been nothing scientific about this science tour at allNo I'm talking about PeterHas no one noticed how shady he isBecause I saw him in the back room of a rest stop with some - Spider Man: Far from Home 01:04
Is no one else going to acknowledge how crazy this isOh yeah...
Spider Man: Far from Home Earth wind fire waterOh no Theyjoined forces like the Power RangersYou're thinking of Voltron WhoVoltron You're thinking of Voltron - Spider Man: Far from Home 00:10
Earth wind fire waterOh no Theyjoined forces like the Power...
Honey Boy Well my shit feel good - Honey Boy 00:09
Well my shit feel good