Mel Gibson quotes in movies

Braveheart

00:15

Every man dies Braveheart

02:58

I am William Wallace Braveheart

00:45

In the Year of our Lord 1314 Braveheart

00:49

There's a difference between us Braveheart

00:59

You're going to teach me to read Braveheart

00:18

We all end up dead Braveheart

00:16

It's all for nothing if you don't have freedom Braveheart

03:10

William Wallace Braveheart

01:57

The king desires peace Braveheart

00:14

The prisoner wishes to say a word Braveheart

01:25

I understand you have suffered Braveheart

00:37

Where are you going Braveheart

00:28

Personal escort of the princess Braveheart

00:23

I don't want to wake Braveheart

00:20

Why do you help me Braveheart

00:15

I love you Braveheart

00:50

And murder Braveheart

00:14

Give me the strength to die well Braveheart

00:29

You're out of your mind Braveheart

01:12

That's a good throw Braveheart

00:38

You all right Braveheart

01:17

I'm not a coward Braveheart

00:36

Before we let you leave Braveheart

00:39

I respect what you said Braveheart

00:21

I came back home to raise crops Braveheart

00:32

Tell them Scotland is free Braveheart

00:30

I understand you have recently been given the rank of knight Braveheart

00:45

Your island Braveheart

00:42

Your dream isn't about freedom Braveheart

00:21

You and no other Braveheart

00:12

Are you ready for a war Braveheart

01:15

There's somebody coming Braveheart

01:02

Help yourselves Braveheart

00:35

You dropped your rock Braveheart

00:24

It matters not Braveheart

01:14

I want what you want Braveheart

00:44

I wouldn't worry about them Braveheart

00:26

In my whole life Braveheart

00:05

Here You can do it I'll hold him down Braveheart

00:24

And dying in your beds many years from now Braveheart

00:17

And the king of England Braveheart

00:13

Where is my son Braveheart

00:05

It's just I saw you staring at me and I didn't know who you... Braveheart

00:10

At least awhile Braveheart

00:23

Volunteers coming in Braveheart

00:21

And the king of England Braveheart

00:28

You're going to teach me to read then lf you like Braveheart

00:06

The French will grovel to anyone with strength Braveheart

00:18

Lower your flags and march straight back to England Braveheart

00:04

We've come to fight and to die for you Braveheart

00:35

Scotland My land Braveheart

00:24

Fine speech Braveheart

00:14

Go back to England and tell them there Braveheart

00:12

It was the best way to make you leave Braveheart

00:13

Before we let you leave Braveheart

00:24

I'm sorry I suppose I was Braveheart

00:10

And if this is your army Braveheart

00:09

I love you Always have Braveheart

00:35

You didn't want your father to die either did you Braveheart

00:09

In this You're out of your mind Braveheart

00:08

The 16 before you passed you land and title because they... Braveheart

00:18

Can you ride Aye Braveheart

00:31

That's a good throw Braveheart

00:25

Are you all right Braveheart

00:10

I came back home to raise crops and God willing a family Braveheart

00:34

Shake the very ground Braveheart

00:23

That's right Aye Braveheart

00:33

You remember me Braveheart

00:35

There's somebody coming Braveheart

00:24

Aye Aye it was Braveheart

00:04

Are you ready for a war Braveheart

00:07

I will love you my whole life Braveheart

00:14

I will love you my whole life Braveheart

00:17

You've dropped your rock Braveheart

00:04

I will love you my whole life Braveheart

00:20

You know The Professor and the Madman

00:37

The more impossible The Professor and the Madman

00:17

This is about recording the evolution of meaning The Professor and the Madman

00:25

Who is she Lethal Weapon

01:16

Let's just cut the shit Lethal Weapon

00:22

All by themselves Lethal Weapon

00:23

Let's get the flock out of here Lethal Weapon

01:53

You wanna kill yourself Lethal Weapon

00:49

That's pretty fucking thin Lethal Weapon

00:19

I would if I slept Lethal Weapon

00:26

If you think I'm gonna eat the world's lousiest Christmas... Lethal Weapon

03:11

We have a problem Lethal Weapon

01:15

You know they're going to kill her Lethal Weapon

01:01

I do it real good Lethal Weapon

00:28

The guy who shot me Lethal Weapon

03:04

How much for how much Lethal Weapon

00:20

Have you ever met anybody you didn't kill Lethal Weapon

00:28

Tell me about the shipment Lethal Weapon

00:31

You saved my life Lethal Weapon

00:28

You want me to drive Lethal Weapon

00:32

I'll tell you what Lethal Weapon

00:46

Now we question him Lethal Weapon

00:46

Why is there a problem Lethal Weapon

01:13

What a birthday Lethal Weapon

02:47

I didn't don any thing wrong Lethal Weapon

00:17

Fire Department Lethal Weapon

00:43

Shut the fuck up Lethal Weapon

00:20

Think I saw this house on Lifestyles of the Rich and... Lethal Weapon

00:36

I didn't know that Lethal Weapon

00:18

Probably nothing Lethal Weapon

00:34

What did he mean when he said you owed him Lethal Weapon

00:18

I think your daughter kinda likes me Lethal Weapon

00:22

Do you really wanna jump Lethal Weapon

00:46

Commander of Shadow Company Lethal Weapon

00:18

Don't mind if I do Lethal Weapon

00:23

Give this to your dad for me Lethal Weapon

00:15

Let me take him Lethal Weapon

00:18

I'll see you tomorrow Lethal Weapon

00:40

It's the only thing I was ever any good at Lethal Weapon

00:15

I was alone Why do you think I was crying Merry Christmas Lethal Weapon

00:36

Let's just cut the shit We both know why I was transferred Lethal Weapon

00:34

Okay no bullshit You want to kill yourself Lethal Weapon

00:06

Let's do what the shepherd did What Lethal Weapon

00:06

I don't Things get complicated all by themselves Lethal Weapon

00:20

That's pretty fucking thin Lethal Weapon

00:06

Do you sleep with that thing Lethal Weapon

00:19

If you think I'm gonna eat the world's worst turkey by... Lethal Weapon

00:35

You know they're gonna kill her don't you Lethal Weapon

00:32

Why don't you just call it heroin Lethal Weapon

00:19

Good huh Tasty Smooth Lethal Weapon

00:34

I do it real good you know Lethal Weapon

00:12

The guy who shot me Lethal Weapon

00:08

Want me to drive You're supposed to be suicidal Lethal Weapon

00:10

You ever met anybody you didn't kill Lethal Weapon

00:12

See how easy that was Lethal Weapon

00:28

Hit him again Lethal Weapon

00:21

I'm sorry about that shit I said out there Lethal Weapon

00:18

You don't trust me at all do you Lethal Weapon

00:05

Pretty thin huh Lethal Weapon

00:28

Fifty years old What a birthday Fifty years old Lethal Weapon

00:05

I saw this place on Lifestyles of the Rich and Shameless Lethal Weapon

00:11

Why is there a problem There's no problem Lethal Weapon

00:05

Roger that's a Special Forces tattoo Lethal Weapon

00:04

I'll see you later Lethal Weapon

00:14

What did he mean when he said you owed him Lethal Weapon

00:30

Three down and one loose He's got a red shirt Lethal Weapon

00:25

I didn't know that Know what Lethal Weapon

00:25

Roger that's a Special Forces tattoo Lethal Weapon

00:20

You're not the first guy to think of this you know Lethal Weapon

00:08

Hey you know something Lethal Weapon

00:12

I'm jumping Do you really wanna jump Lethal Weapon

00:18

You're Gen Peter McAllister commander of Shadow Company Lethal Weapon

00:09

What do you say Jack Lethal Weapon

00:35

Like I said thin Probably nothing Lethal Weapon

00:11

Give this to your dad okay Lethal Weapon

00:07

Let me take him Lethal Weapon

00:05

Wonder if there's an opening in the fire department Lethal Weapon

00:24

When I was 19 I did a guy in Laos from 1000 yards out Lethal Weapon

00:14

You really like my wife's cooking Lethal Weapon

00:09

Two inches higher he'd have hit your head Lethal Weapon

00:05

What are you a fag Lethal Weapon 2

00:16

Diplomatic immunity Lethal Weapon 2

01:00

I don't give a fuck Lethal Weapon 2

00:17

Are they all gone Lethal Weapon 2

00:26

She made me want to go out and buy rubbers right now Lethal Weapon 2

00:11

Do we do it on three Lethal Weapon 2

00:46

But I don't give a fuck Lethal Weapon 2

00:26

There's not enough room Lethal Weapon 2

00:11

This was a new car Lethal Weapon 2

00:41

How the hell do you do that man Lethal Weapon 2

00:25

That's very uncool Lethal Weapon 2

00:25

You can examine the bullet Lethal Weapon 2

00:49

Well if it isn't Mrs Lethal Weapon 2

00:32

Where were you man Lethal Weapon 2

02:02

That stuff'll kill you quick Lethal Weapon 2

00:15

I'm not a cop tonight Lethal Weapon 2

00:19

I'd like to see your drivers license and proof of insurance Lethal Weapon 2

00:19

This is a real nice hobby room Lethal Weapon 2

00:21

But it's an old gun and he's not a very good shot Lethal Weapon 2

00:43

This is the best part okay Lethal Weapon 2

00:24

It's been a bad day Lethal Weapon 2

00:15

I don't want anybody to see us like this Lethal Weapon 2

00:51

I should have known Lethal Weapon 2

00:28

I got a bad reputation Lethal Weapon 2

00:57

Or whatever the fuck your name is Lethal Weapon 2

00:27

I want you to throw those things away Lethal Weapon 2

00:11

Just get out of here Lethal Weapon 2

04:43

I keep losing it Lethal Weapon 2

00:27

What are you doing here Lethal Weapon 2

00:15

Tell me I'm not fucked Lethal Weapon 2

01:01

My tuna fish sandwich Lethal Weapon 2

01:00

I could put all my kids through college Lethal Weapon 2

00:27

Don't leave me Lethal Weapon 2

00:18

She makes you want to buy rubbers Lethal Weapon 2

00:10

You crazy mother Lethal Weapon 2

00:25

Drop it asshole Lethal Weapon 2

00:19

They fuck you at the drive through okay Lethal Weapon 2

00:08

Are they all gone The bad guys Did you get them Lethal Weapon 2

00:08

What's with you She looked beautiful Lethal Weapon 2

00:28

On three huh What do you say Lethal Weapon 2

00:31

This stinks This stinks Lethal Weapon 2

00:10

You all right Lethal Weapon 2

00:05

This was a new car Riggs Lethal Weapon 2

00:18

How the hell did you do that Lethal Weapon 2

00:21

If it isn't Mrs Sigmund Fraud Lethal Weapon 2

00:11

Jesus Christ Lethal Weapon 2

00:18

You like breathing How much Lethal Weapon 2

00:36

I was going to offer you a drink but I understand Lethal Weapon 2

00:34

Where is that son of a bitch Lethal Weapon 2

00:25

Don't bother to call the police I'm here already Lethal Weapon 2

00:06

I'm not a cop tonight It's personal I m not a cop Lethal Weapon 2

00:20

I'll make a deal with you Arjen Or is it Aryan Lethal Weapon 2

00:05

I'd like to see your license and proof of insurance Lethal Weapon 2

00:05

This is a nice hobby room All you need now is a hobby Lethal Weapon 2

00:07

Mr Murtaugh has a gun Lethal Weapon 2

00:23

Okay okay okay Lethal Weapon 2

00:08

RUDD What's going on Lethal Weapon 2

00:05

Get off me l don't want anybody to see us like this Lethal Weapon 2

00:22

I used to be married Lethal Weapon 2

00:22

Rog Yeah Lethal Weapon 2

00:35

Just get out of here Lethal Weapon 2

00:34

So there I was lying on the living room floor Lethal Weapon 2

00:36

I remember thinking I'm just losing it Lethal Weapon 2

00:06

Anybody tell you if you sit on cold rocks too long you'll... Lethal Weapon 2

00:09

This is a nice building you've got here Lethal Weapon 2

00:09

What are you doing here Lethal Weapon 2

00:05

Do you like it with or without Oreos With of course Lethal Weapon 2

00:11

Tell me I'm not fucked Lethal Weapon 2

00:23

What's that you're eating My tuna fish sandwich Lethal Weapon 2

00:26

These are thousand dollar bills Lethal Weapon 2

00:16

Don't leave me l can't swim Lethal Weapon 2

00:05

She has a great body Makes me want to buy rubbers Lethal Weapon 2

00:04

Riggs you crazy mother Gallipoli

00:17

I'll see you when I see you Gallipoli

01:56

You of all people should be going Gallipoli

00:35

Have another drink Gallipoli

00:52

Who told him there were marker flags Gallipoli

00:36

But you gotta be in it Gallipoli

00:59

The attack must proceed Gallipoli

00:21

The thing I can't stand about you Gallipoli

00:14

See you when I see you Yeah Gallipoli

00:36

You of all people should be going Gallipoli

00:13

Have another drink Gallipoli

00:24

Who told him there were marker flags Gallipoli

00:05

Gangway Urgent message for Colonel Robinson Gallipoli

00:33

When you point twelve o'clock to the sun Gallipoli

00:22

Tell Major Barton the attack must proceed Gallipoli

00:08

The thing I can't stand about you mate The Patriot

00:28

Kill me before the war is over The Patriot

00:28

And the cost is more than I can bear The Patriot

02:53

This is not a war for the independence of one or two... The Patriot

00:12

Before this war is over The Patriot

00:14

Carried a Cherokee tomahawk The Patriot

00:31

Are you sure this is the right place to recruit for a... The Patriot

00:35

Their names and ranks The Patriot

00:24

He cannot be held as a spy The Patriot

00:15

You have done nothing for which you should be ashamed The Patriot

02:03

I'll help you bury him The Patriot

00:26

Gabriel said if we won the war The Patriot

00:22

That's two years The Patriot

00:16

Make me fast and accurate The Patriot

00:16

I'm not a child The Patriot

00:18

I haven't got the luxury of principles The Patriot

00:30

I say we drink the wine The Patriot

01:41

WHO CARRIED THIS The Patriot

00:34

This is not the conduct of a gentleman The Patriot

00:31

I killed those men The Patriot

00:19

When I have a family of my own The Patriot

00:07

This battle was over before it began The Patriot

00:12

Do you have children The Patriot

00:10

May I sit with you The Patriot

00:35

I'm sorry about Thomas The Patriot

00:34

I have seven children The Patriot

00:24

I was intemperate in my youth The Patriot

00:14

I'm losing my family Pocahontas

01:05

I've gotten out of worse scrapes than this Pocahontas

00:53

We've improved the lives of savages all over the world Pocahontas

00:18

He has a good soul Pocahontas

00:36

That tree is talking to me Pocahontas

00:15

Is this bottomless pit a friend of yours Pocahontas

01:03

There's something I want to show you Pocahontas

00:17

Get away from him Pocahontas

00:33

Now's our chance Pocahontas

00:35

What are you doing Pocahontas

02:15

We don't have to fight them Pocahontas

00:29

It's just a handshake Pocahontas

00:21

You have the most unusual names here Pocahontas

00:37

What do you suppose the New World will look like Pocahontas

02:26

You and Nakoma should be inside the village Pocahontas

00:16

You must choose your own path Pocahontas

00:18

Keep both eyes open when you shoot Pocahontas

00:18

You better get down here Pocahontas

01:00

My men are planning to attack your people Pocahontas

00:37

Pocahontas Pocahontas

00:35

We've improved the lives of savages all over the world Pocahontas

00:15

So Come closer John Smith Pocahontas

00:07

Hey Is this bottomless pit a friend of yours Pocahontas

00:19

Pocahontas that tree is talking to me Pocahontas

00:35

Now then there's something I want to show you Look Pocahontas

00:35

Now is our chance Fire Pocahontas

00:28

You see what I mean Once two sides want to fight nothing can... Pocahontas

00:36

Oh can't I Look We don't have to fight them Pocahontas

00:19

Thomas Is he Pocahontas

00:34

For the New World is like heaven Pocahontas

00:34

And another one for me Pocahontas

00:20

It's all right It's just a handshake Pocahontas

00:18

You have the most unusual names here Pocahontas

00:12

What do you suppose the New World will look like Pocahontas

00:28

Come with me' Pocahontas

00:05

Keep both eyes open when you shoot You'll see twice as well Pocahontas

00:06

That's right I'm not about to let you boys have all the fun Pocahontas

00:05

And it's all ours I've never seen anything like it Pocahontas

00:08

Trumpet sounds John you better get down here Pocahontas

00:37

Powhatan Pocahontas Pocahontas

00:21

Pocahontas John Payback

00:27

Do they come in any other way Payback

00:09

I've got a few minutes Payback

00:21

Are you threatening me Payback

00:26

If she'd stop hookin' Payback

00:28

Nobody likes a monkey on his back Payback

00:34

I'm getting misty Payback

00:19

You got a light Payback

00:30

Help a cripple Payback

00:31

Not many people know what their life's worth is Payback

00:36

Who makes the decisions Payback

00:17

What the hell's going on Payback

02:40

You let me worry about that Payback

00:37

That's what the hospitals call it Payback

00:51

How strong are you Payback

00:53

And I want it back Payback

00:20

So we bury them first Payback

00:13

Do you have any other form of payment Payback

00:16

What's his name Payback

01:00

They keep everything in house Payback

00:53

You'd think after five months of lying on my back Payback

00:34

Meet the nastiest damn dog who ever lived Payback

00:20

Old habits die hard Payback

00:16

They were two of my best Payback

00:25

Let me see that Magnum Payback

00:24

I'm not threatening you Payback

00:36

My suits are worth more than that Payback

00:31

What the fuck you doin Payback

00:13

I'll give you 900 for this Payback

00:43

Beauty of the Chows is that they won't go to the cops Payback

00:35

What's 'is name Hamlet

00:20

The rest is silence Hamlet

03:49

That is the question Hamlet

00:10

What do you read Hamlet

00:20

The play's the thing Hamlet

00:11

Thy name is woman Hamlet

00:11

Get thee to a nunnery Hamlet

04:26

We will bestow ourselves Hamlet

00:23

There are more things in heaven and earth Hamlet

00:20

As this world goes Hamlet

00:16

Thus conscience does make cowards of us all Hamlet

00:14

That one may smile Hamlet

00:21

You cannot call it love Hamlet

00:25

The rest is silence Hamlet

00:36

With a bare bodkin Hamlet

00:04

What does this mean my lord Is it a custom Hamlet

00:07

The play's the thing Hamlet

00:04

Frailty thy name is woman Hamlet

00:07

Get thee to a nunnery Why wouldst thou be a breeder of... Hamlet

00:04

Fare thee well at once Hamlet

00:07

O villain Hamlet

00:33

Speak to her Hamlet Hamlet

00:08

Alas poor Yorick Hamlet

00:08

There are more things in heaven and earth Horatio Hamlet

00:07

To be honest as this world goes is to be one man picked out... Hamlet

00:06

Thus conscience does make cowards of us all Hamlet

00:06

And that his soul may be as damned and black as hell whereto... Hamlet

00:09

Have you eyes You cannot call it love Chicken Run

00:22

Just a little place I call the land of the free and the home... Chicken Run

00:24

We have to work as a team Chicken Run

00:29

You are without a doubt the sneakiest Chicken Run

01:07

Absolutely outrageous Chicken Run

00:19

The name's Rocky Chicken Run

00:19

I think you flew four feet today Chicken Run

00:34

I thought you were teaching us how to fly Chicken Run

00:20

And what brings you to England Chicken Run

00:32

Flying takes three things Chicken Run

00:12

It's like an oven in here Chicken Run

00:53

Let me get this straight Chicken Run

00:17

I'll be down before you can say Chicken Run

00:46

Perhaps I didn't explain our situation properly Chicken Run

00:43

It's a cruel world Chicken Run

00:11

What's eating Grandpa Chicken Run

00:19

You're the first chick I ever met with the shell still on Chicken Run

00:46

What happened to my wing Chicken Run

00:28

That's the open road calling my name Chicken Run

00:22

Teach us to fly and we'll hide you Chicken Run

00:16

And the pig says to the horse Chicken Run

00:22

I've met some hard boiled eggs in my day Chicken Run

00:22

Is there a problem here Chicken Run

00:12

The Rock's on the case Chicken Run

00:58

What's going on Chicken Run

02:32

I just wanted to say Chicken Run

00:56

You know what your problem is Chicken Run

00:58

Over in America Chicken Run

01:22

Stop right there Chicken Run

01:01

I'm a traveller by nature Chicken Run

01:08

I went over my calculations Chicken Run

00:11

Maybe this'll help Chicken Run

01:41

Hatches into the first chicken Chicken Run

00:18

Ladies and gentlemen Chicken Run

01:10

What are you waiting for Chicken Run

01:10

What's happening Chicken Run

00:10

The most important thing is we have to work as a team Chicken Run

00:14

I thought you were going to teach us to fly Chicken Run

00:08

What brings you to England Mr Rhodes Chicken Run

00:09

My name's Rocky the Rhode Island Red Rhodes for short Chicken Run

00:14

Listen You hear that Chicken Run

00:04

It's like an oven in here Chicken Run

00:06

And he's a Yank Cockfighting's illegal where I come from Chicken Run

00:19

Mr Rhodes Perhaps I didn't explain our situation properly Chicken Run

00:05

You're the first chick I ever met with the shell still on Chicken Run

00:10

Teach us to fly We'll hide you And if I don't Chicken Run

00:06

And the pig says to the horse Why the long face Chicken Run

00:05

Sleep tight ngel face The Rock's on the case Chicken Run

00:29

What's happening Chicken Run

00:37

I just wanted to say I may have been a bit harsh at first Chicken Run

00:19

Know what your problem is You're difficult Chicken Run

00:36

And right two three Chicken Run

00:33

The egg obviously Chicken Run

00:04

Thrust Chicken Run

00:06

Comfortable Not really Ransom

03:41

The whole world now knows Ransom

04:46

Put him back on Ransom

03:23

No matter what I do Ransom

00:42

You better kill yourself Ransom

00:24

The way that seems Ransom

00:24

So how do I get my son back Ransom

00:19

Shouldn't be a problem Ransom

00:23

I don't like the dark Ransom

03:56

You a movie fan Signs

03:25

People break down into two groups Signs

02:53

Lionel Prichard and the Wolfington brothers are back Signs

00:48

You're too old to be doing this Signs

00:42

It's okay to be silly Signs

00:47

For the kids' protection Signs

01:01

That's why he had asthma Signs

00:37

What are you thinking about Signs

01:03

The police are here Signs

00:44

And you didn't even cry Signs

00:10

Don't be afraid Signs

00:11

Good enough for me Signs

00:17

There is no one looking out for us Signs

00:24

How can anyone possibly know that information Signs

00:37

If you're gonna make fun of it Signs

00:50

I'll make some sandwiches Signs

00:38

They said there are one of two outcomes of an invasion Signs

01:32

It said they would probably invade Signs

00:16

You're scaring your sister Signs

00:19

See this is why we're not watching TV Signs

00:21

I don't hear my children Signs

02:21

There are lights in over 274 cities Signs

01:41

We don't have his medicine Signs

00:36

We're going to board up every window in this house Signs

00:27

What kind of a machine bends a stalk of corn without... Signs

00:23

My vote counts as two Signs

00:15

It's so the aliens can't read our minds Signs

01:19

Maybe we should say a prayer Signs

01:02

I said the 'f word' a couple of times Signs

00:22

I can't be sure Signs

00:38

You're wasting your time here Conspiracy Theory

00:58

Love gives you wings Conspiracy Theory

00:06

To warm the lonely nights Conspiracy Theory

00:27

If you can prove it Conspiracy Theory

00:05

Now you tell me Conspiracy Theory

00:26

Is this supposed to protect you from aliens or something Conspiracy Theory

00:06

That was here when I moved in Conspiracy Theory

00:14

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00:11

Gravy for the brain Conspiracy Theory

00:22

I am an American citizen Conspiracy Theory

00:24

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00:29

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00:37

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00:37

Love is bullshit Conspiracy Theory

00:14

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00:06

How come this is safe for me but not for the keys Conspiracy Theory

00:15

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00:07

Is this supposed to protect you from aliens or something Conspiracy Theory

00:09

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He said a dog bit his nose Conspiracy Theory

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Was fought over a bet Conspiracy Theory

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00:19

All the fathers of Nobel Prize winners were rounded up Conspiracy Theory

00:22

I need you baby Conspiracy Theory

00:05

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00:11

What What is that Conspiracy Theory

00:08

I have a right I am an American citizen Conspiracy Theory

00:08

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00:45

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00:19

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02:04

Our Mexican American inspector Dragged Across Concrete

00:28

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00:31

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01:27

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01:06

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01:02

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00:21

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00:24

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02:21

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00:09

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00:28

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00:16

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01:02

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01:59

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01:45

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00:06

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00:12

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00:19

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02:14

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00:26

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00:08

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00:35

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00:30

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00:12

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00:35

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00:37

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00:36

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00:09

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00:06

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00:10

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00:31

Ridgeman Dragged Across Concrete

00:06

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00:23

We can fight each other some more Dragged Across Concrete

00:05

He looks like a snorer Dragged Across Concrete

00:04

A single red ant could've eaten it faster What Women Want

03:13

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00:16

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00:29

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00:26

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01:08

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00:37

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00:11

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02:35

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01:06

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01:26

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00:46

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00:46

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00:18

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00:40

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00:13

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00:11

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00:28

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00:13

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00:52

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00:26

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00:21

I realize I haven't been the perfect dad What Women Want

00:12

She thinks you're overpaid What Women Want

00:10

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00:18

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00:05

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00:07

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00:34

I don't want that to be it What Women Want

00:36

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00:08

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00:06

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00:23

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00:36

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00:36

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00:35

Mr Marshall Good morning Flo What Women Want

00:04

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00:04

They Are you officially a woman now What Women Want

00:12

I'm a bitch I'm a brother I'm a child I'm a mother What Women Want

00:23

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00:05

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00:10

He made you feel that the price you pay just for being you What Women Want

00:04

I'd steal her buns if I could What Women Want

00:04

You go girl What Women Want

00:05

What are you doing Exfoliating What Women Want

00:08

Of course it's not It's never too late to do the right thing What Women Want

00:07

Feels kind of nice What Women Want

00:07

Advers ary What Women Want

00:36

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00:13

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00:06

I realise I haven't been the perfect dad What Women Want

00:05

She thinks you're overpaid and gay What Women Want

00:06

Women are insane Who would do that more than once What Women Want

00:05

One down two to go The Man Without a Face

00:29

Is this what you see The Man Without a Face

00:49

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00:49

If you're going to plagiarize The Man Without a Face

00:37

I stabbed you in the back The Man Without a Face

00:33

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00:21

People spend too much time thinking of the past The Man Without a Face

01:04

I'd like you to write an essay The Man Without a Face

00:51

What would you change about the government Lethal Weapon 3

01:21

When you retire Lethal Weapon 3

01:21

After all the shit we've been through Lethal Weapon 3

01:27

Those doctors are savages Lethal Weapon 3

00:40

And God wouldn't do that to me Lethal Weapon 3

00:20

Whatta you boys doin' down there Lethal Weapon 3

01:50

I cut the blue wire Lethal Weapon 3

00:11

Grabbed his clusters Lethal Weapon 3

00:22

Killed in the line of duty Lethal Weapon 3

00:52

What am I gonna do Lethal Weapon 3

00:52

Delores says you're the jam in her jelly roll Lethal Weapon 3

00:11

Step into my orifice Lethal Weapon 3

01:01

Maybe these guys can contribute something to this case Lethal Weapon 3

01:01

As a matter of fact Lethal Weapon 3

00:20

I'm gonna suck his eyes out through his nose Lethal Weapon 3

00:51

I knew you couldn't stop smoking Lethal Weapon 3

00:35

Wait for the bomb squad Lethal Weapon 3

00:35

I haven't done that for a couple days now Lethal Weapon 3

00:35

What else do you want Lethal Weapon 3

00:20

Are you trying to bait me Lethal Weapon 3

00:15

You think I could get a gun this time Lethal Weapon 3

00:15

I love this job Lethal Weapon 3

00:20

How are you doing Lethal Weapon 3

00:14

I'm gonna eat your fuckin' heart Lethal Weapon 3

00:26

After all the shit we've been through don't you get it Lethal Weapon 3

00:35

Look that kid was a killer all right Lethal Weapon 3

00:10

When I do retire I hope your next partner is just like you Lethal Weapon 3

00:09

Yeah What are you boys doin' down there Lethal Weapon 3

00:27

Seven days to retirement I'm busted down to patrolman Lethal Weapon 3

00:31

Yes it is itchy These doctors are savages Lethal Weapon 3

00:27

And you let him slip through your fingers Lethal Weapon 3

00:20

Who sent you Trish Lethal Weapon 3

00:32

Killed in the line of duty Riggs Lethal Weapon 3

00:04

Fuck you Lethal Weapon 3

00:03

Grabbed his cluster Lethal Weapon 3

00:26

You tell that man Lethal Weapon 3

00:04

Right Oops Lethal Weapon 3

00:18

Hey Becker how's it hanging Lethal Weapon 3

00:18

Look maybe these guys can contribute something to this case Lethal Weapon 3

00:07

He's done it twice now Damn Lethal Weapon 3

00:04

Here step into my orifice Lethal Weapon 3

00:04

You think I could get a gun this time Lethal Weapon 3

00:13

Well I knew you couldn't stop smoking Lethal Weapon 3

00:05

Oh my There's more plastic than Cher Lethal Weapon 3

00:07

Riggs everybody's outside Just me you and this cat are dumb... Lethal Weapon 3

00:04

Hey Riggs You all right man Ha Lethal Weapon 3

00:06

Hey Rog Murtaugh Lethal Weapon 3

00:19

How Cause I got eight days to retirement Lethal Weapon 3

00:06

Trying to get these weapons out of circulation and now... Lethal Weapon 3

00:04

Back to bed Back to bed Lethal Weapon 3

00:08

Honey How are you doing Lethal Weapon 3

00:04

I'm gonna eat your fucking heart Lethal Weapon 3

00:15

Hey hey Elevator Mad Max

00:41

The chain in those handcuffs is high tensile steel Mad Max

00:43

They say people don't believe in heroes anymore Mad Max

00:54

I'm a fuel injected suicide machine Mad Max

00:54

Nothin' a year in the tropics wouldn't fix Mad Max

00:35

I didn't come here to dicuss it Mad Max

00:42

I just can't get it clear in my head Mad Max

00:14

I think we've got some hoon trouble Mad Max

01:44

You come for the grunt Mad Max

00:32

That Code you ran down a few days ago Mad Max

00:07

The chain in those handcuffs is high tensile steel Mad Max

00:22

They say people don't believe in heroes anymore Mad Max

00:20

I'm scared Fif Mad Max

00:22

What's this I'm through Mad Max

00:23

I just can't get it clear in my head Jess Mad Max

00:05

I think we've got some hoon trouble It's gonna be all right Mad Max

00:19

That Code 3 you ran down a few days ago Lethal Weapon 4

03:56

What the hell are you doing here Lethal Weapon 4

03:56

You want to get yourself shot Lethal Weapon 4

00:39

Private investigator Lethal Weapon 4

00:18

You sure picked a strange angel Lethal Weapon 4

00:41

Why didn't you tell me Lethal Weapon 4

00:41

You wanna get married Lethal Weapon 4

01:01

Where's the money coming from Lethal Weapon 4

01:01

IA says you're on the take Lethal Weapon 4

00:10

It's fried rice Lethal Weapon 4

01:56

Since I met you Lethal Weapon 4

00:26

I'm sleeping with my wife's two sisters Lethal Weapon 4

01:16

HAVE YOU GOT THAT Lethal Weapon 4

01:29

He's fuckin' dead Lethal Weapon 4

00:19

You're getting too old for this shit Lethal Weapon 4

00:18

You look a little knocked up Lethal Weapon 4

01:00

What did you say Lethal Weapon 4

01:01

Take your clothes off Lethal Weapon 4

01:01

What the hell for Lethal Weapon 4

00:20

Too much armor on Lethal Weapon 4

00:16

Soon to be dead son in law Lethal Weapon 4

00:13

I'm not too old for this shit Lethal Weapon 4

01:49

What do we do now Lethal Weapon 4

01:13

We're dinosaurs headed for extinction Lethal Weapon 4

01:13

Speak for yourself Lethal Weapon 4

00:21

And that pisses us off Lethal Weapon 4

00:20

I remember those days Lethal Weapon 4

00:30

You're going to be a grandfather Lethal Weapon 4

00:32

Who's that guy with the white pajamas Lethal Weapon 4

00:43

What's his name Lethal Weapon 4

00:43

He doesn't look too happy Lethal Weapon 4

00:35

And then I met you Lethal Weapon 4

00:37

You wanna get married don't you Lethal Weapon 4

00:37

Since I met you l've done some hairy shit But this is not... Lethal Weapon 4

00:08

You sure picked a strange angel honey Lethal Weapon 4

00:15

Leo Getz private investigator Lethal Weapon 4

00:12

I'm sleeping with my wife's two sisters Lethal Weapon 4

00:34

What's going on ' Why are you lying to me Lethal Weapon 4

00:06

Flied lice Flied lice Lethal Weapon 4

00:36

For police officers with real needs and real problems Lethal Weapon 4

00:35

Shit What Lethal Weapon 4

00:24

You're getting too old for this shit Lethal Weapon 4

00:04

I'd give my right arm for a siren right now Lethal Weapon 4

00:18

Here's what we'll do Take your clothes off Lethal Weapon 4

00:06

You look a little banged up Lethal Weapon 4

00:27

Shit I'll draw his fire You run for cover Lethal Weapon 4

00:12

Is he black Lethal Weapon 4

00:04

Who's the lucky soon to be dead son in law Lethal Weapon 4

00:05

Will it l'm not too old for this shit Lethal Weapon 4

00:37

What the hell is that Lethal Weapon 4

00:09

This is what Benny meant by buying the Four Fathers back Lethal Weapon 4

00:05

You all right No I got my ass kicked again Lethal Weapon 4

00:30

Will you sit down We're dinosaurs headed for extinction Lethal Weapon 4

00:06

RIGGS What happened Lethal Weapon 4

00:05

Problem is he shot at me and Rog too That pisses us off Lethal Weapon 4

00:07

I was riding my bike one day Lethal Weapon 4

00:08

Is Lorna here Lethal Weapon 4

00:10

There's something l'm not supposed to tell you too Lethal Weapon 4

00:24

Hey Who's he Lethal Weapon 4

00:08

Who's the guy with the white pajamas Edge of Darkness

00:22

You had better decide if you're hanging on the cross Edge of Darkness

00:58

No one expects you to be perfect Edge of Darkness

00:32

I don't know what it means to have lost a child Edge of Darkness

00:12

You know you deserve this Edge of Darkness

00:13

I'm not gonna arrest anyone Edge of Darkness

00:15

Everything's illegal in Massachusetts Edge of Darkness

01:07

How do you know that Edge of Darkness

01:07

You know better than anyone Edge of Darkness

00:24

I'm not gonna hit you again Edge of Darkness

00:28

You left as a Master Sergeant of a heavy weapons platoon Edge of Darkness

00:32

What the fuck are you burning out there Edge of Darkness

00:13

Fasten your fuckin' seatbelt Edge of Darkness

00:58

I'm not celebrating just now Edge of Darkness

00:10

Welcome to Hell Edge of Darkness

00:18

I'm the guy with nothing to lose and doesn't give a shit Edge of Darkness

00:26

We have things to talk about Edge of Darkness

00:06

Where you had better decide whether you're on the cross Edge of Darkness

00:27

You know Bill Edge of Darkness

00:18

I don't know what it means to have lost a child Edge of Darkness

00:08

I'm not gonna arrest anyone Edge of Darkness

00:23

Now you know better than anyone cases like these are never... Edge of Darkness

00:07

Deep down Edge of Darkness

00:05

I'm the guy with nothing to lose and doesn't give a shit Edge of Darkness

00:09

Nah I'm not gonna hit you again Edge of Darkness

00:12

You left as a master sergeant of a heavy weapons platoon Edge of Darkness

00:14

What the fuck are you burning out there Edge of Darkness

00:05

You tell him that And fasten your fucking seat belt Edge of Darkness

00:32

Cigar I'm not celebrating just now Edge of Darkness

00:03

Welcome to hell Edge of Darkness

00:09

Creeping up on a bereaved man at a murder scene is not very... The Beaver

02:59

We reach a point where The Beaver

00:13

This is a picture of Walter Black The Beaver

00:44

See the bleeding expert The Beaver

00:21

Mom says yours got broken The Beaver

00:17

Can we make a turd The Beaver

00:36

No more muckin' about with tools when I'm not around The Beaver

00:36

We reach a point where in order to go on The Beaver

00:35

This is a picture of Walter Black The Beaver

00:05

This is a picture of Walter Black The Beaver

00:12

And I just wanted to be anybody else The Beaver

00:17

Help Eat the pill read the book see the bleeding expert The Beaver

00:10

It's a brain Wow It's a brain The Beaver

00:12

What's that The Beaver

00:10

Dad Yeah mate The Beaver

00:15

But no more mucking about with tools when I'm not around... Get the Gringo

00:11

Or the world's shittiest mall Get the Gringo

00:23

You don't wanna to kill Javi Get the Gringo

01:23

You son of a bitch Get the Gringo

00:21

The ugly American Get the Gringo

00:22

I need to spring someone out of prison here Get the Gringo

00:38

But bear in mind Get the Gringo

00:06

Is this a prison or the world's shittiest mall Get the Gringo

00:08

You don't wanna kill Javi Get the Gringo

00:37

I'll get you a vet you son of a bitch Get the Gringo

00:05

DRIVER The ugly American Get the Gringo

00:06

I need to spring somebody out of prison here Get the Gringo

00:03

Put it back Get the Gringo

00:25

DRIVER Well boys and girls The Expendables 3

08:42

What happened to the old crew The Expendables 3

03:13

I have a daughter The Expendables 3

00:13

You'll feel better The Expendables 3

00:06

You want something done right The Expendables 3

00:04

How hard can it be to kill 10 men The Expendables 3

00:36

Looking a little strung out there kids The Expendables 3

00:04

Come on stand up You'll feel better The Expendables 3

00:33

Now you should've killed me when you had the chance The Expendables 3

00:03

No we don't need these do we The Expendables 3

00:08

Useless bunch of Fatman

00:17

I've come for your head fat man Fatman

00:36

I don't know what I'm doing wrong Fatman

00:35

This was the only goddamn thing you ever got me Fatman

00:08

Why are you being like this Fatman

00:13

Yeah it's gonna be a squeaker even if everything goes... Blood Father

00:35

Do you ever think about what the world would be like without... Blood Father

00:35

No no no There's no winning or losing Blood Father

00:09

You sure are a good girl Blood Father

00:18

What're you doin' Stealing from me Link Blood Father

00:11

You may not wanna wake up tomorrow Blood Father

00:10

Keep talking you senile motherfucker Blood Father

00:10

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00:13

Where you hiding the shit Tell me right fucking now Blood Father

00:11

How 'bout I shoot you right now Machete Kills

00:04

If you won't do this for me Machete Machete Kills

00:05

See you in space Mr Machete Machete Kills

00:04

The people need us Machete Machete Kills

00:07

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00:09

My molecule blaster doesn't quite work right yet Machete Kills

00:27

Mendez wasn't my only boogeyman Machete Kills

00:07

Get that bastard Machete Kills

00:07

I can't see but I could still kick your ass Machete Kills

00:04

You get in you gotta earn it Machete Kills

00:03

You gotta check this out Air America

00:05

So just sit back relax and we'll do what we do best Bird on a Wire

00:12

I haven t had a girlfriend in five years Bird on a Wire

00:09

You come to Detroit and you rent a Beemer Bird on a Wire

00:10

And stick your head between your knees Bird on a Wire

00:04

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00:04

What are you doing here I missed you Bird on a Wire

00:06

That ought to be enough to cover the damages Bird on a Wire

00:11

What s it to you Why should you care Bird on a Wire

00:35

What are you doing here I missed you Bird on a Wire

00:07

What the hell are you doing here Me What the hell are you... Bird on a Wire

00:04

This can t be good for you Bird on a Wire

00:07

Really An old friend Are you sure about that Bird on a Wire

00:07

L m asking because l m engaged to be married Bird on a Wire

00:07

Feels familiar doesn t it Bird on a Wire

00:10

Remember the time I saw that flying saucer Bird on a Wire

00:21

You lying Tequila Sunrise

00:15

No I I'm sorry I was just joking Tequila Sunrise

00:12

So you thought Andy Leonard would give you respectability Tequila Sunrise

00:36

That's the motto around here Nobody wants me to quit Tequila Sunrise

00:36

Nobody wants me to quit The Road Warrior

00:12

Two days ago I saw a vehicle that'd haul that tanker The Road Warrior

00:04

I'm just here for the gasoline The Road Warrior

00:16

If it's all the same to you The Road Warrior

00:08

I've got all I need here The Road Warrior

00:12

Look we had a deal I show you the gas and you let me go... The Road Warrior

00:16

No deals I wanna drive that truck The Road Warrior

00:04

How do I know that one's not a dud