Clips with Melissa McCarthy

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Pumpkin MEARY You can't teach anyone how to write poetry - Pumpkin 00:51
MEARY You can't teach anyone how to write poetry
The Nines I'll be coming by twice a day to check up on you - The Nines 00:25
I'll be coming by twice a day to check up on you
The Nines Good night fuckface - The Nines 00:06
Good night fuckface
The Nines It's incredible - The Nines 00:11
It's incredible
The Nines Really I know what you are - The Nines 00:42
Really I know what you are
The Nines You're not gonna understand this yet but - The Nines 00:23
You're not gonna understand this yet but
The Nines This is all a dream No - The Nines 00:40
This is all a dream No
The Nines Okay just so it's said this house is flammable - The Nines 00:41
Okay just so it's said this house is flammable
The Nines Are you saying I'm God - The Nines 00:44
Are you saying I'm God
The Nines Okay yes he totaled a car - The Nines 00:21
Okay yes he totaled a car
The Nines I do I'm a fan of yours you know - The Nines 00:14
I do I'm a fan of yours you know
Thunder Force Woman In March of 1983 - Thunder Force 00:33
Woman In March of 1983
Thunder Force You know killing people is not a recognized hobby - Thunder Force 00:05
You know killing people is not a recognized hobby
Thor: Love and Thunder Look at this place It's beautifulHomeYes home FatherWe're here to take you homeYes To planet AsgardAsgard is not a planet my sonsIt is people It is youAnd now it is time for me to pass on to the spirit realmI will take my placein the great banqueting hall - Thor: Love and Thunder 01:43
Look at this place It's beautifulHomeYes home...
The Back up Plan Okay all right - The Back up Plan 00:18
Okay all right
Ghostbusters I got one wontonI got a tub of soup and I got one split wontonLook at that just floating thereI'm sorry you're having a soup crisis right nowThere's not even any meat in there That's just a carrot - Ghostbusters 00:15
I got one wontonI got a tub of soup and I got one split...
Ghostbusters And it's not just us We have over 100 comments alreadyAnd they're not all craziesCome here I want to show you thisRead thatAin't no bitches gonna hunt no ghosts - Ghostbusters 00:14
And it's not just us We have over 100 comments...
Ghostbusters I will not let the 12 year reputation of this fine institution be besmirched by youCome on Suddenly this place has a classy reputation to upholdYou're only dean now because the last dean went to jailAre you saying that I'm not qualifiedYou spell science - Ghostbusters 00:22
I will not let the 12 year reputation of this fine...
Ghostbusters And especially you - Ghostbusters 00:07
And especially you
Ghostbusters I hate to DeBarge inShe loves that Is that by DeBargeI thought it was Devo - Ghostbusters 00:07
I hate to DeBarge inShe loves that Is that by DeBargeI...
Ghostbusters Would it be okay if I bring Mike Hat to work sometimesHe has major anxiety problemsYou know what I would love to let your cat live here with youbut I have a pretty severe cat allergyNo I don't have a catHe's a dog His name is Mike HatYour dog's name is My - Ghostbusters 00:30
Would it be okay if I bring Mike Hat to work sometimesHe has...
Ghostbusters Have you seen a Class 4 semi anchored entity anywhere in the vicinityYou talking like a boat Can you speak English - Ghostbusters 00:09
Have you seen a Class 4 semi anchored entity anywhere in the...
Ghostbusters What is Wait I'm smelling both electrical dischargeand isotopic decay Isotopic decay - Ghostbusters 00:07
What is Wait I'm smelling both electrical dischargeand...
Ghostbusters But Patty there Hey I'm tiredNo no no ListenI'm just gonna go ahead and take off how about thatNo no no I don't really think that's a good ideaGoing to take off Come on Patty PattyAnd I don't want to piss off the ghost - Ghostbusters 00:15
But Patty there Hey I'm tiredNo no no ListenI'm...
Ghostbusters You know it's really easy to just sit there and be the naysayerwhen you don't actually do anything - Ghostbusters 00:08
You know it's really easy to just sit there and be the...
Ghostbusters So we need to get the information out there that the incident at the concert was a hoax - Ghostbusters 00:11
So we need to get the information out there that the...
Ghostbusters Sheriff in New Mexico reports a UFO encounterThe crew of the SS Ourang Medan dies mysteriouslyThe entire town of Langville Montana goes missingIt doesOkay but heWe're talking about relocatingNo one's being killed here rightThey were turned inside outTheir - Ghostbusters 00:34
Sheriff in New Mexico reports a UFO encounterThe crew of the...
Ghostbusters It's always the sad pale ones - Ghostbusters 00:04
It's always the sad pale ones
Ghostbusters My name is Erin Gilbert - Ghostbusters 00:10
My name is Erin Gilbert
Ghostbusters We like him despite his many many frustrating quirks - Ghostbusters 00:06
We like him despite his many many frustrating quirks
Ghostbusters Come on Rowan show yourselfWhat form would you prefer I takeMaybe something stationary Like a bull's eyeWell I'll tell you what I preferI prefer something nice and cute like a friendly little ghostIs this what you wantSomething more familiar - Ghostbusters 00:19
Come on Rowan show yourselfWhat form would you prefer I...
The Happytime Murders That's why you don't swim in your own gene pool - The Happytime Murders 00:04
That's why you don't swim in your own gene pool
Bridesmaids Fell off a cruise ship But I'm back Oh shitYeah Oh shit Yeah Oh shitTook a hard hard violent fallKind of pinballed down Hit a lot of railings broke a lot of shitI didn't I'm not gonna say I survived I'm gonna say I thrivedI met a dolphin down thereand I - Bridesmaids 00:33
Fell off a cruise ship But I'm back Oh shitYeah Oh shit...
Bridesmaids I'm glad he's single 'cause I'm gonna climb that like a tree - Bridesmaids 00:05
I'm glad he's single 'cause I'm gonna...
Bridesmaids I'm trying to get you to fight for your shitty life and you won't do it - Bridesmaids 00:06
I'm trying to get you to fight for your shitty life and...
Bridesmaids We should throw some ideas aroundsee if anyone else has a theme they had in mind or something they'd been thinking ofWhat about a Pixar themed showerAnd we all come dressed as our favorite Pixar characterThat and I'll just snowball on top of that also - Bridesmaids 00:33
We should throw some ideas aroundsee if anyone else has a...
Bridesmaids Jesus Megan I'm so I want to apologizeI'm not even confident on which end that came out of - Bridesmaids 00:09
Jesus Megan I'm so I want to apologizeI'm not even...
Bridesmaids It's coming out of me like lava - Bridesmaids 00:04
It's coming out of me like lava
Bridesmaids Are you fucking kidding meGuests Go Silent AnnieNo Mom Motherfucking Paris Woman GaspsAnnie what are you doing I told you about Paris HelenI told you about this whole idea Annie calm downNo Lillian What you're gonna go to Paris with Helen nowWhat you guys - Bridesmaids 00:57
Are you fucking kidding meGuests Go Silent AnnieNo Mom...
Bridesmaids How many of those did you take I took nineI took nine YeahI uh I did I think slightly overcommit to the whole dog thingIt turns out I'm probably more comfortable with six - Bridesmaids 00:14
How many of those did you take I took nineI took nine YeahI...
Bridesmaids Say Hi I can't get off the couchI got fired from my jobI got kicked out of my apartmentI can't pay any of my bills My car is a piece of shitI don't have any friends The last time IYou know what I find interesting about that AnnieIt's interesting to me - Bridesmaids 00:28
Say Hi I can't get off the couchI got fired from my...
Bridesmaids Megan I'm life and I'm gonna bite you in the ass - Bridesmaids 00:04
Megan I'm life and I'm gonna bite you in the ass
Bridesmaids What's so funny Continues FadesI put a uh a loaded gun in Dougie's carry onThe TSA is gonna just rip his ass apart - Bridesmaids 00:12
What's so funny Continues FadesI put a uh a loaded gun...
Central Intelligence Can I take you to get ice cream Yes - Central Intelligence 00:15
Can I take you to get ice cream Yes
Identity Thief I just thought - Identity Thief 00:07
I just thought
Identity Thief Now I have allotted us each 8 per mealso it looks like you can get one of theOne of the salads or a soup orSorry I'm quickThe tomato soup for me please That'll do itI'm going to take a full slab of the baby backsand I'm going to take that with mashed - Identity Thief 00:30
Now I have allotted us each 8 per mealso it looks like you...
Identity Thief You know what a sociopath isDo they like ribs - Identity Thief 00:06
You know what a sociopath isDo they like ribs
Identity Thief (EXHALING LOUDLY) - Identity Thief 00:29
(EXHALING LOUDLY)
Identity Thief You're diabolicalWell thanksThat's not a complimentI know - Identity Thief 00:07
You're diabolicalWell thanksThat's not a...
Identity Thief I said no jewelryOh God were you seriousYeahOh God You've gotta work on your tone - Identity Thief 00:08
I said no jewelryOh God were you seriousYeahOh God...
Identity Thief Some of these dykes are still really getting up into my sweet junkbut I don't let themGirls sweet junk is justDessert She's having a problem in the mess hall - Identity Thief 00:12
Some of these dykes are still really getting up into my...
Identity Thief Dawn BudgieThat's a terrible fucking name - Identity Thief 00:08
Dawn BudgieThat's a terrible fucking name
Tammy Tammy do you know how I got to where I am - Tammy 00:09
Tammy do you know how I got to where I am
Tammy That's not chicken I don't know what it is but it's not bird - Tammy 00:10
That's not chicken I don't know what it is but...
Tammy I'm divorcing you and I'm suing you bitch For what - Tammy 00:10
I'm divorcing you and I'm suing you bitch For what
Tammy What's Brookview - Tammy 00:08
What's Brookview
Tammy I watched Neil Armstrong walk on the moon - Tammy 00:10
I watched Neil Armstrong walk on the moon
Tammy You know one time I got fingered by Boz Scaggs - Tammy 00:10
You know one time I got fingered by Boz Scaggs
Tammy I do I blame you for shoving me out of a hotel room last night - Tammy 00:35
I do I blame you for shoving me out of a hotel room last...
Tammy Don't swear in front of my grandma you piece of shit - Tammy 00:05
Don't swear in front of my grandma you piece of shit
St Vincent Do you know what that means - St Vincent 01:22
Do you know what that means
St Vincent Is that our new neighbor - St Vincent 00:08
Is that our new neighbor
St Vincent God that's depressing - St Vincent 00:17
God that's depressing
St Vincent I thought you ate at Vincent's house - St Vincent 00:10
I thought you ate at Vincent's house
St Vincent Oh yeah he's paying me hourly - St Vincent 00:15
Oh yeah he's paying me hourly
St Vincent No it's a it's a T - St Vincent 00:25
No it's a it's a T
The Heat What the hell did you throw at me - The Heat 00:11
What the hell did you throw at me
The Heat I'll shut the door on you - The Heat 00:13
I'll shut the door on you
The Heat Have you met me - The Heat 00:10
Have you met me
The Heat I'm gonna say this one more time - The Heat 00:14
I'm gonna say this one more time