Clips with Melissa McCarthy

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The Heat I am balls deep in boredom - The Heat 00:05
I am balls deep in boredom
The Heat You ready to get real - The Heat 00:28
You ready to get real
The Heat Who closes the door to take a shit - The Heat 00:06
Who closes the door to take a shit
The Heat Wow your windows are all boarded up - The Heat 00:14
Wow your windows are all boarded up
The Heat You want something to eat - The Heat 00:19
You want something to eat
The Heat We pulled two sets of prints - The Heat 00:29
We pulled two sets of prints
The Heat Just don't look - The Heat 00:35
Just don't look
The Heat Who was that - The Heat 00:05
Who was that
The Heat There are absolutely no wires attached to this thing - The Heat 00:15
There are absolutely no wires attached to this thing
The Heat My fear is I'm gonna put you in a bikini - The Heat 00:06
My fear is I'm gonna put you in a bikini
The Heat They're my Spanx - The Heat 00:14
They're my Spanx
The Heat What're you looking at - The Heat 00:12
What're you looking at
The Heat Is it magic fucking whiskey - The Heat 00:10
Is it magic fucking whiskey
The Heat Do you even own a fucking mirror - The Heat 00:05
Do you even own a fucking mirror
The Heat All due respect to you - The Heat 00:06
All due respect to you
The Heat I see you have a cat - The Heat 00:55
I see you have a cat
The Heat I'll kill you and kill her with your fucking dead body - The Heat 00:04
I'll kill you and kill her with your fucking dead body
The Heat Are you here to arrest me - The Heat 00:11
Are you here to arrest me
The Heat Two against two - The Heat 00:20
Two against two
The Heat If you're not in trouble you're not doing your job - The Heat 00:04
If you're not in trouble you're not doing your job
The Heat Was he a hearing man - The Heat 00:07
Was he a hearing man
The Heat Get up you fuck - The Heat 00:03
Get up you fuck
The Heat We started a frenzy - The Heat 00:05
We started a frenzy
The Heat I don't feel it - The Heat 00:05
I don't feel it
The Heat You've gotta get a mint in that dumpster - The Heat 00:14
You've gotta get a mint in that dumpster
The Heat When did you become such a fuckin' princess - The Heat 00:04
When did you become such a fuckin' princess
The Heat Why don't you have your own phone - The Heat 00:13
Why don't you have your own phone
The Heat It was a terrible resume - The Heat 00:09
It was a terrible resume
The Heat Who the fuck are you - The Heat 00:24
Who the fuck are you
The Heat Guess you and her are engaged now - The Heat 00:09
Guess you and her are engaged now
The Heat This fun will have to wait The boss is here - The Heat 00:24
This fun will have to wait The boss is here
The Heat Don't make me put the cat down and punch you - The Heat 00:04
Don't make me put the cat down and punch you
The Boss I'm amazed that the United Center is even still standing - The Boss 00:08
I'm amazed that the United Center is even still...
The Boss It's like that classic comedy gag He's on my baseball - The Boss 00:31
It's like that classic comedy gag He's on my...
The Boss Michelle if you can't give me a raise - The Boss 01:01
Michelle if you can't give me a raise
The Boss Michelle you gotta get out of the bathroom - The Boss 01:03
Michelle you gotta get out of the bathroom
The Boss That batch is burnt - The Boss 00:11
That batch is burnt
The Boss Pity's all you've got Pity's your best friend - The Boss 00:06
Pity's all you've got Pity's your best friend
The Boss Thank you Great encounter - The Boss 00:09
Thank you Great encounter
The Boss Have you seen Texas Chainsaw Massacre No - The Boss 00:13
Have you seen Texas Chainsaw Massacre No
The Boss Family this is Michelle Darnell - The Boss 00:25
Family this is Michelle Darnell
The Boss And I just wanna throw it out there - The Boss 00:20
And I just wanna throw it out there
Spy Who's the finest of them all You areOh Bradley you're so fineYou're so fine you blow my mindHey Bradley - Spy 00:08
Who's the finest of them all You areOh Bradley...
Spy Close oneNice drone work CoopI could kiss youOhWell I would accept that with an open mouth - Spy 00:12
Close oneNice drone work CoopI could kiss youOhWell I would...
Spy Pull up my file Jesus Not my keyboardwith your pinkeye infected fingersWhy don't you just cry directlyinto my mouth while you're at it - Spy 00:09
Pull up my file Jesus Not my keyboardwith your pinkeye...
Spy I am because you play it too safeI still hear my mom's voiceWell behaved women often make historyYes you do know the phrase isWell behaved women seldom make historyYeah That's never how she said itWhat were her othersJust blend in Let somebody else - Spy 00:27
I am because you play it too safeI still hear my mom's...
Spy If you ever feel like you have been poisonedchew one of theseHave I done something to you to upset you - Spy 00:12
If you ever feel like you have been poisonedchew one of...
Spy I look like someone's homophobic aunt - Spy 00:04
I look like someone's homophobic aunt
Spy Martha Stewart had a breakdown kind of feel - Spy 00:04
Martha Stewart had a breakdown kind of feel
Spy We have to stop the sale of a nuclear bomband they send in someone who looks like Santa Claus' fucking wifeDid you forget I am undercoverbecause you're not supposed to be hereI make a habit of doing things that people say I can't doWalk through firewater - Spy 00:19
We have to stop the sale of a nuclear bomband they send in...
Spy You really think you're ready for the fieldI once used defibrillators on myselfI've pulled shards of glass out of my fucking eyeI've jumped from a high rise buildingusing only a raincoat as a parachuteand broke both legs upon landingAnd I still had to - Spy 01:04
You really think you're ready for the fieldI once used...
Spy Jiminy Christmas - Spy 00:03
Jiminy Christmas
Spy And by the way I can see your gunsticking out of your back pocketUnless you're so extreme that you've got a second dickcoming out of your hip - Spy 00:08
And by the way I can see your gunsticking out of your back...
Spy God damn it - Spy 00:03
God damn it
Spy Oh my God RaynaThank God your hair broke your fall - Spy 00:05
Oh my God RaynaThank God your hair broke your fall
Spy The moment I saw you standing therein that abortion of a dressAh Come onit was as if to sayThis is what I've got world It's hideous but it's mine - Spy 00:10
The moment I saw you standing therein that abortion of a...
Spy Well here's to your momTo my mother And to youAnd here's to youYou may never be as wise as an owlbut you'll always be a hoot to meWhat a stupid fucking retarded toastYou're delightful As are you - Spy 00:18
Well here's to your momTo my mother And to youAnd...
Spy And here's to youYou may never be as wise as an owlbut you'll always be a hoot to me - Spy 00:08
And here's to youYou may never be as wise as an owlbut...
Spy My real name is - Spy 00:11
My real name is
Spy And fuck you for sayingI look anything like that fucking beastNo wonder your father never had the son he wantedYou fuck that monster onceand you just drop the fucking mic and walk out - Spy 00:13
And fuck you for sayingI look anything like that fucking...
Spy So what's the plan Who are we meetingYou're my bodyguard not my business partnerso just focus on guarding my bodySo not knowing who we're meeting tonightis gonna make me extra effectiveThat's okay I get itI got shit to do You'll probably be fineWhy don't - Spy 00:16
So what's the plan Who are we meetingYou're my...
Spy Does he not look like a bag o' dicks Enough - Spy 00:05
Does he not look like a bag o' dicks Enough
Spy Give me your coatThis is a man's coatYeah but I don't see a man do II see a reject from The Sound of Music - Spy 00:09
Give me your coatThis is a man's coatYeah but I...
Spy I'm gonna take that fucking coat - Spy 00:03
I'm gonna take that fucking coat
Spy You're both named AmberWhat did I tell you about talking to meNothing You just said nothing about talkingYou want me to have Cagneyand fucking Lacey explain it to youCagney's coming down your fucking throatLacey she's gonna come up your assI'm gonna meet - Spy 00:31
You're both named AmberWhat did I tell you about...
Spy Who puts a roof on a scooter What are you the Pope - Spy 00:04
Who puts a roof on a scooter What are you the Pope
Spy I am so badass - Spy 00:05
I am so badass
Spy Aw Come onYou in this outfitMagnifico - Spy 00:09
Aw Come onYou in this outfitMagnifico
Spy That's clean throughThanks for your weaponIt's been inside youso I don't think it should go inside me - Spy 00:09
That's clean throughThanks for your weaponIt's...
Spy Is he dangerousOnly if you have boobs - Spy 00:06
Is he dangerousOnly if you have boobs