Clips with Michael Cera

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Scott Pilgrim vs the World Is she gonna geek out on usShe'll just sit in the corner manI mean I want her to geek out on usShe'll geek She geeksShe has the capacity to geek - Scott Pilgrim vs the World 00:10
Is she gonna geek out on usShe'll just sit in the...
Scott Pilgrim vs the World Scott if your life had a face I would punch itYeah wait whatI mean are you really happy or are you really evilLike do I have ulterior motives or somethingI'm offended KimWounded evenHurt Kim - Scott Pilgrim vs the World 00:16
Scott if your life had a face I would punch itYeah wait...
Scott Pilgrim vs the World Seventeen years old ScandalThat's not true Who told you Wallace duhThat gossipy bitchYou know me Wallace - Scott Pilgrim vs the World 00:09
Seventeen years old ScandalThat's not true Who told you...
Scott Pilgrim vs the World Hate youEven I would think twice about dating a 17 year oldWell she's only allowed out when the sun is upso I wouldn't call it datingIt's more like Playtime - Scott Pilgrim vs the World 00:12
Hate youEven I would think twice about dating a 17 year...
Scott Pilgrim vs the World Did you know that the original name for Pac Man was Puck ManYou would think it was because he looks like a hockey puckbut it actually comes from the Japanese phrase paku pakuwhich means to flap one's mouth open and closedThey changed it because they - Scott Pilgrim vs the World 00:19
Did you know that the original name for Pac Man was Puck...
Scott Pilgrim vs the World I've never even kissed a guyHeyme neither - Scott Pilgrim vs the World 00:12
I've never even kissed a guyHeyme neither
Scott Pilgrim vs the World Oh GodWhat is it ScottI had this totally weird dreamOh GodWhat is it Other ScottCan we skip the dream time Color me not interestedBut there was this girlGirlWas this an Envy related dreamWe don't use the E word in this house - Scott Pilgrim vs the World 00:18
Oh GodWhat is it ScottI had this totally weird dreamOh...
Scott Pilgrim vs the World I'm gonna go pee due to boredom - Scott Pilgrim vs the World 00:06
I'm gonna go pee due to boredom
Scott Pilgrim vs the World I have to pee - Scott Pilgrim vs the World 00:03
I have to pee
Scott Pilgrim vs the World What about Ramona FlowersYou know her Tell me now She just moved here - Scott Pilgrim vs the World 00:06
What about Ramona FlowersYou know her Tell me now She just...
Scott Pilgrim vs the World They had a huge fight or whatever - Scott Pilgrim vs the World 00:03
They had a huge fight or whatever
Scott Pilgrim vs the World Wallace Guess who's drunkI guess WallaceYou guess right - Scott Pilgrim vs the World 00:09
Wallace Guess who's drunkI guess WallaceYou guess right
Scott Pilgrim vs the World Well you should break up with your fakehigh school girlfriend Wait who told youWallace DuhHe's not even conscious Whatever - Scott Pilgrim vs the World 00:09
Well you should break up with your fakehigh school...
Scott Pilgrim vs the World Amazon ca what's the website for thatAmazon ca - Scott Pilgrim vs the World 00:07
Amazon ca what's the website for thatAmazon ca
Scott Pilgrim vs the World Computer You've got mailDude this thing claims I have mailIt's amazing what we can do with computers these daysDude now I'm reading itSo happy for you - Scott Pilgrim vs the World 00:11
Computer You've got mailDude this thing claims I have...
Scott Pilgrim vs the World Doorbell rings Uh Scott PilgrimHi I was thinking about asking you outbut then I realized how stupid that would beSo do you want to go out sometimeUm no that's okayYou just need to sign for this all rightI just woke up and you were in my dreamI dreamt that - Scott Pilgrim vs the World 01:05
Doorbell rings Uh Scott PilgrimHi I was thinking about...
Scott Pilgrim vs the World Well my last job wasa long story filled with sighs - Scott Pilgrim vs the World 00:07
Well my last job wasa long story filled with sighs
Scott Pilgrim vs the World It was just time to head somewhere a little more chilledWell it's certainly chilled hereYeahIt's chilled as in cold - Scott Pilgrim vs the World 00:10
It was just time to head somewhere a little more chilledWell...
Scott Pilgrim vs the World I cannot have tea - Scott Pilgrim vs the World 00:06
I cannot have tea
Scott Pilgrim vs the World I changed my mindChanged it to whatFrom what - Scott Pilgrim vs the World 00:06
I changed my mindChanged it to whatFrom what
Scott Pilgrim vs the World Hey so can this not be a one night standFor one thing I didn't even get anyThat was a jokeWhat did you have in mindCome to the first round of this Battle of the Bands thingYou have a bandYeah we're terrible Please comesighs SureOh waitCan I get your - Scott Pilgrim vs the World 00:31
Hey so can this not be a one night standFor one thing I...
Scott Pilgrim vs the World God This is a nightmareIs this a nightmare Wake up wake up wake upOnce we're on stage you'll be fineWe were just on stage for sound checkand the sound guy hated us - Scott Pilgrim vs the World 00:12
God This is a nightmareIs this a nightmare Wake up wake up...
Scott Pilgrim vs the World Matthew thinking This is impossibleHow can this beScott thinking Open your eyesmaybe you'll see - Scott Pilgrim vs the World 00:09
Matthew thinking This is impossibleHow can this beScott...
Scott Pilgrim vs the World If we're gonna date you may have to defeatmy seven evil exesYou have seven evil ex boyfriendsSeven evil exes yes - Scott Pilgrim vs the World 00:08
If we're gonna date you may have to defeatmy seven evil...
Scott Pilgrim vs the World So what you're saying right now is we are datingUh I guessDoes that mean we can make outSure Cool - Scott Pilgrim vs the World 00:14
So what you're saying right now is we are datingUh I...
Scott Pilgrim vs the World You doing okay thereYeah good good goodShe changed her hairSo It looks nice blueYeah I know but she did it without even makinga big deal of it or anythingShe's fickle impulsive spontaneousGod what am I gonna do - Scott Pilgrim vs the World 00:18
You doing okay thereYeah good good goodShe changed her...
Scott Pilgrim vs the World Well if you strike out in the next hourcome find me at the castleIf I strike outOkay when See you in 60 - Scott Pilgrim vs the World 00:08
Well if you strike out in the next hourcome find me at the...
Scott Pilgrim vs the World This is actually really good garlic breadGarlic bread is my favorite foodI could honestly eat it for every mealOr just eat it all the time without even stoppingYou'd get fatNo why would I get fat Bread makes you fatBread makes you fat - Scott Pilgrim vs the World 00:15
This is actually really good garlic breadGarlic bread is my...
Scott Pilgrim vs the World I just sort of feel like I'm on drugs when I'm with youNot that I do drugs unless you do drugsin which case I do drugs all the time - Scott Pilgrim vs the World 00:08
I just sort of feel like I'm on drugs when I'm...
Scott Pilgrim vs the World Hey He was a snot nosed little bratHe just followed me aroundHe had snot in his noseBut he's famous - Scott Pilgrim vs the World 00:08
Hey He was a snot nosed little bratHe just followed me...
Scott Pilgrim vs the World Prepare to feel the wrath of the League of Evil ExesThe League of Evil ExesYou really don't know about the LeagueUmThe seven evil exes coming to kill youControlling the future of Ramona's love lifeNoOh well hey listen man don't worry about itReally Yeah - Scott Pilgrim vs the World 00:33
Prepare to feel the wrath of the League of Evil ExesThe...
Scott Pilgrim vs the World You know what really sucks thoughWhatEverything - Scott Pilgrim vs the World 00:07
You know what really sucks thoughWhatEverything
Scott Pilgrim vs the World If you want something bad you have to fight for itStep up your game ScottBreak out the L wordLesbianThe other L wordLesbians - Scott Pilgrim vs the World 00:12
If you want something bad you have to fight for itStep up...
Scott Pilgrim vs the World Hey buddy lookif she really is the girl of your dreamsthen you have to let her knowYou have to overcome any and all obstaclesthat lie in your pathYou can do it Be with herIt's your destinyPlus I need you to move outWhat YeahI'm kind of banking on her - Scott Pilgrim vs the World 00:24
Hey buddy lookif she really is the girl of your dreamsthen...
Scott Pilgrim vs the World Do you have a girlfriendShould I be jealousYes you should I have this totally awesome girlfriendwho calls me all the time and she's AmericaShe's American What's her nameI'm not telling you that Ramona - Scott Pilgrim vs the World 00:15
Do you have a girlfriendShould I be jealousYes you should I...
Scott Pilgrim vs the World I'd love to postpone darlingbut I just cashed my last rain checkWhat's that from My brain - Scott Pilgrim vs the World 00:09
I'd love to postpone darlingbut I just cashed my last...
Scott Pilgrim vs the World Hello It's ScottWhat did he do this timeNo it's Scott it's actually meWhat did you do this time - Scott Pilgrim vs the World 00:08
Hello It's ScottWhat did he do this timeNo it's...
Scott Pilgrim vs the World So what can I dial up modem sound get youIs there anywhere you don't workThey're called jobs Something a modem sound balllike you wouldn't know anything aboutAnd by the way I can't modem believe you asked Ramona outafter I specifically told you not to - Scott Pilgrim vs the World 00:17
So what can I dial up modem sound get youIs there anywhere...
Scott Pilgrim vs the World What do you have to say for yourselfCan I get a caramel macchiato - Scott Pilgrim vs the World 00:06
What do you have to say for yourselfCan I get a caramel...
Scott Pilgrim vs the World Listen I know I can be hard to be around sometimesI totally understand if you don't want to hang out anymoreNo no I want to hang It'sYou know the whole evil ex boyfriend thingExesIt's no biggieAnd you know I know it's earlybut I I don't think anything can - Scott Pilgrim vs the World 00:22
Listen I know I can be hard to be around sometimesI totally...
Scott Pilgrim vs the World And you didn't bang herAre you gayI couldn't stop thinking about my stupid ex girlfriendIs that the Uma Thurman movie - Scott Pilgrim vs the World 00:09
And you didn't bang herAre you gayI couldn't stop...
Scott Pilgrim vs the World Scott just because Envy is back in towndoesn't make it not overDouble negative It's trickyIt's over Move on - Scott Pilgrim vs the World 00:10
Scott just because Envy is back in towndoesn't make it...
Scott Pilgrim vs the World Can't we do our own secret showsAll our shows are secret shows - Scott Pilgrim vs the World 00:05
Can't we do our own secret showsAll our shows are...
Scott Pilgrim vs the World Hey ScottWhat the hellLook who Knives is hanging out withWho is that girl againScott dated her Briefly brieflyHow old is shewailing moansI gotta pee on herI mean I gotta peePee time - Scott Pilgrim vs the World 00:23
Hey ScottWhat the hellLook who Knives is hanging out withWho...
Scott Pilgrim vs the World That guy on bass - Scott Pilgrim vs the World 00:12
That guy on bass
Scott Pilgrim vs the World That's it you cocky cockYou'll pay for your crimes against humanity - Scott Pilgrim vs the World 00:08
That's it you cocky cockYou'll pay for your crimes...
Scott Pilgrim vs the World If I peed my pants would you pretendI just got wet from the rain - Scott Pilgrim vs the World 00:05
If I peed my pants would you pretendI just got wet from the...
Scott Pilgrim vs the World Then why don't you give me the Cliff Noteson how and why you ended up dating this A holeIs that really important right nowWell if there's a key element in his backstorythat's gonna help me out in a critical momentof not dying yes - Scott Pilgrim vs the World 00:15
Then why don't you give me the Cliff Noteson how and...
Scott Pilgrim vs the World We have unfinished business I and heHe and meDon't you talk to me about grammar - Scott Pilgrim vs the World 00:08
We have unfinished business I and heHe and meDon't you...
Scott Pilgrim vs the World Tell it to the cleaning lady on MondayWhatBecause you'll be dust by MondayUmBecause you'll be pulverized in two secondsAnd the cleaning lady she cleans up dustShe dustsSo so what's on MondayWell 'cause it's Friday nowShe has the weekends off soMonday - Scott Pilgrim vs the World 01:01
Tell it to the cleaning lady on MondayWhatBecause...
Scott Pilgrim vs the World What say we drink to my memoryFair trade blend with soy milk - Scott Pilgrim vs the World 00:06
What say we drink to my memoryFair trade blend with soy milk
Scott Pilgrim vs the World Dude I can see in your mind's eyethat you put half and half into one of those coffeesin an attempt to make me break vegan edgeI'll take the one with soyThanks toolActually muchachoI poured the soy in this cupBut I thought real hard about pouring it in - Scott Pilgrim vs the World 00:32
Dude I can see in your mind's eyethat you put half and...
Scott Pilgrim vs the World You once were a vegonebut now you will be gone - Scott Pilgrim vs the World 00:07
You once were a vegonebut now you will be gone
Scott Pilgrim vs the World Have you ever dated someone that wasn't a total assWell so far you're not a total assBut I'm part ass If it makes you feel any betteryou're the nicest guy I've dated Wait is that goodIt's what I need right now But not later - Scott Pilgrim vs the World 00:14
Have you ever dated someone that wasn't a total assWell...
Scott Pilgrim vs the World Scott I don't have all the answers okayI'd just like to try and live in the moment if I canI'd just like to live - Scott Pilgrim vs the World 00:09
Scott I don't have all the answers okayI'd just...
Scott Pilgrim vs the World We all have baggageWell my baggage doesn't try and kill me every five minutesWhat did you do to make your ex boyfriends so insaneExes WhateverNo breakup is painless somebody always gets hurt - Scott Pilgrim vs the World 00:12
We all have baggageWell my baggage doesn't try and kill...
Scott Pilgrim vs the World We had a very healthy breakupWe're all peaches and gravy - Scott Pilgrim vs the World 00:04
We had a very healthy breakupWe're all peaches and...
Scott Pilgrim vs the World Okay fine I had to fight a guy to be with her okayI fought a crazy 80 foot tall purple suited dudeand I had to fight 96 guys to get to himHe was flying and shooting lightning boltsfrom his eyes okayAnd I kicked him so hard that he saw the curvature of the - Scott Pilgrim vs the World 00:14
Okay fine I had to fight a guy to be with her okayI fought a...
Scott Pilgrim vs the World Roxy You know this girlOh boy does she know meWhat is she talking aboutechoing He really doesn't knowWait - Scott Pilgrim vs the World 00:15
Roxy You know this girlOh boy does she know meWhat is she...
Scott Pilgrim vs the World It was just a phase - Scott Pilgrim vs the World 00:14
It was just a phase
Scott Pilgrim vs the World I don't think I can hit a girlThey're soft - Scott Pilgrim vs the World 00:05
I don't think I can hit a girlThey're soft
Scott Pilgrim vs the World I think we should splitAs in get out of here or as in split split - Scott Pilgrim vs the World 00:06
I think we should splitAs in get out of here or as in split...
Scott Pilgrim vs the World Ramona dated twins ApparentlyAt the same timeYou know whatI don't know and I don't want to know - Scott Pilgrim vs the World 00:08
Ramona dated twins ApparentlyAt the same timeYou know whatI...
Scott Pilgrim vs the World But we'd understand if you didn't want to take partNot only do I want to take partI want to take them apart - Scott Pilgrim vs the World 00:07
But we'd understand if you didn't want to take...
Scott Pilgrim vs the World ScottNot that I carebut you should go talk to her before she's goneThanks KimAnd I really don't care - Scott Pilgrim vs the World 00:11
ScottNot that I carebut you should go talk to her before...
Scott Pilgrim vs the World We are Sex Bob Omband we're here to make you thinkabout death and get sad and stuff - Scott Pilgrim vs the World 00:07
We are Sex Bob Omband we're here to make you thinkabout...
Scott Pilgrim vs the World What are you doingGetting a life - Scott Pilgrim vs the World 00:05
What are you doingGetting a life
Scott Pilgrim vs the World Great listen I know you play mysterious and aloofjust to avoid getting hurtAnd I know you have reasons for not wantingto talk about your pastI want you to know I don't care about any of that stuffbecause I'm in lesbians with you - Scott Pilgrim vs the World 00:15
Great listen I know you play mysterious and aloofjust to...
Scott Pilgrim vs the World I'm in lesbians with you - Scott Pilgrim vs the World 00:04
I'm in lesbians with you
Scott Pilgrim vs the World Maybe next time we don't date the girlwith 11 evil ex boyfriendsSevenOh that's not that bad - Scott Pilgrim vs the World 00:09
Maybe next time we don't date the girlwith 11 evil ex...